You have a date for Valentine's Day right /r9k/?
>>26214367
obviously no, also get the fuck out normie, oh right you cant, soon you will be one of us
>>26214367
Always wanted to blow my brains out on Valentine's day in a crowded restaurant to traumatize all the happy couples.
>implying
25 years. Let's make it 26 next year!
I plan on watching FLCL like I do every year if that counts.
Might add in some liquor to shake things up.
Yup, and im going to be taking her virginity that night too
>>26214367
Nah.
My sister and I are gonna stay home and watch a bunch of redbox movies, pick up a cheesy one to make fun of, and get shit faced.
>>26214608
And fuck? Atleast grope her a bit.
>>26214367
Yes and I'm paying $800 for two and a half hours including dinner date (price included). Better be worth it.
My date is a marathon of White Album 2, to remind me not to interact with women
>>26214367
What should my beautiful waifu and I have for Valentine's dinner?
>>26214663
Self loathing with a side dish of crying, sad music, and your preferred suicide method.
probably not unless the one chick i think is kinda cute in a weird way is at the superbowl party im going to and i get drunk enough to talk to her a bunch
>>26214621
I'd rather not desu onii-senpai
>>26214367
Not physically, but I will next year, guaranteed
>>26214837
Is she attractive dude?
>>26214871
Shes 10/10 pretty and gets offers to do modeling, so, yes she is.
However, shes my sister and I can't ever see her as anything more. All I picture is that snobby overbite older sister that use to humiliate me, hurt ne, and tell me horror stories every night to scare me kid I grew up with.
i asked a girl who posts on /r9k/ and she said "ew"
so idk i might be killing myself, getting really fucking tired of being alive
>>26214971
Now its your turn. Make her beg for the dick bro. Get your payback.
>>26214663
A mouthfull of high-velocity lead
