Ask a Mcdonalds employee anything
>>26213141
why do you guys get mad when I ask for salt free fries?
Do you judge people?
Do people really suck dick, suicide and snort coke in the bathroom?
Why did you faggots discontinue the Angus and Sirloin burgers?
Also the new mozzarella sticks are shit
>>26213161
i dont get mad at it, it just requires us to drop a new basket of fries since you salt fries when they come out
employees or coworkers? will mock other employees all the time, customers i dont care about
>>26213198
employees have fucked in the bathroom.
>>26213221
our mcdonalds still carries the angus, deluxe and bacon cheese
they got rid of it from yours probably because it wasnt doing well or a promotion only
>>26213161
Who gives a shit?
McDonalds wants the robot demographic
>you can get your hamburgies and nuggies literally without speaking to anybody
>>26213141
most disgusting thing you've ever seen while working?
Is there anyway to tone down the owners and bosses a notch without getting fired?
How many of your coworkers are there to fill diversity quotas?
Why did you discontinue Chicken Selects?
>>26213286
No
Be completely submissive.
Watch MeTime videos in your spare time
Fill out the surveys on the website
Make sure you are making those burgers in -10 seconds
When I was 20 I worked at McDonalds for a total of 2 weeks then had my mom call and quit for me.
Am I a faggot?
>>26213255
i dont find many things disgusting
but i guess serving people food that has been sitting for hours
>>26213304
we have no hispanics, couple brown and asians, majority white
>>26213311
these look like what we put in mcwrap/snack wraps, you can buy them individually
>>26213286
no, even if theyre wrong you cant do anything about it
>>26213329
they probably laughed at you, whenever someones mom calls in sick for their child even when they are an adult its pathetic
>>26213221
>>26213311
Why are you idiots asking a burger flipper about the reasons for menu changes? That's like asking a janitor at Apple about the rationale behind a new iphone design.
He is a minwage line worker. He cooks, hands them to you, and does what he's told.
>>26213367
>>26213312
>no, even if theyre wrong you cant do anything about it
Then why not just die? Why put yourself through the torture of working at McDonalds.
Do you have a fetish for being abused?
What's the best thing you can order that's not on the menu?
Have you lost the will to live yet?
>>26213221
>Angus
>discontinued
What are you talking aboot buddy?
>people still work at mcdonalds despite not being able to question the authority that runs the place like nazi germany
>>26213402
ive gotten into a few arguments, i didnt get fired and i walked out early
>>26213430
you cant order something that isnt on the menu
you can however, if you are an ultimate jew individually piece together a burger for a total cheaper cost
Hamburger no meat .50 cents
Substitute Quarter pounder bun(no cost)
Quarter patty .85 cents
You just got a quarter pounder for 1.50
>>26213367
>no, even if theyre wrong you cant do anything about it
Another wagie BTFO by life.
>>26213530
I had a friend that would always put big mac sauce and lettuce on the mcdouble.
>>26213141
When I worked at Mcdonalds we were allowed to eat whatever was going to be thrown away during our breaks.
Because they throw away food that's been laying there for 5 minutes or longer.
I think that today because of crazy regulations workers probably aren't allowed to eat any of this food.
I probably ate an amount of quarter pounders equal to your daily wages during my breaks. good times
how tight-knit is the group you work with?
do you ever hang out with your coworkers?
On a scale of 1 - Loving life to 10 - About to commit suicide, how depressed are you?
>>26213248
shit like this is retarded. Why the fuck should I have to type in what I want, swipe my own card, give the machine the right amount of money, etc.kind of backward ass america is this?
>>26213141
Why do I McHate myself?
>>26213479
>>the authority that runs the place like nazi germany
Why is that a bad thing? I love how they decorate the walls with big red golden arches flags and portraits of Der Klown.
>>26213530
that math ability
What's the most hated order by employees?
Is it hilarious when customers do it?
>>26213567
it never happens to me, because i dont work in the day
>>26213573
that has its own button and costs more than a mcdouble
>>26213582
yeh that is standard, but not for when i work
>>26213595
im not a teenager, so never
>>26213609
about 3, i dont actually hate my job
i eat and drink whatever i want including icecream
i probably spend half my 8 hour shift on break
>>26213637
nothing really hated, just if someone orders like 10 burgers at once
>>26213609
>pepe finally got kicked off the autismbux after years of NEETdom
>wojak still has his wagekek job at McDonalds, pepe got a decent-paying job as a city bus driver
>>26213682
Do you get back at Employees when they try to get your goat and take their anger out on you?
>>26213141
do you hate us chick fil a workers? or are we all one fast food family?
>>26213726
nobody i work with is ever that angry
>>26213773
How about customers?
Do you get back at customers?
>>26213141
Work as customer care assistant.
Your store is probably a lot different to mine since i'm from England.
Anthony, is that you?
>>26213795
Most people that come in are chill, if someone starts being agressive we will just walk away from the counter kek
Do you guys actually follow your UHC timers at your location?
We don't.
Especially for the grilled chicken.
>>26213860
Nope.
That grilled chicken will stay until someone orders it
>>26213759
reposting for answers please?
>>26213908
none here
>>26213860
Kept a Filet in our UHC from the start of a 12 hour shift right until the end once.
No complaints when it was served to a customer thank fuck kek
Do Mcdonalds locations ban basketball Americans from entering them?
>>26213831
qt brit
i want u
Do you handle yourself well in social situations?
I used to work in a McDonald's but couldn't handle the constant bants and other employees ridiculing me
>>26213141
Be honest, what percentage of yr customers are fats and/or blacks?
>>26213831
You wear one of those white and black striped shirts?
>>26213955
The bants is one of the best things about working there though??
>>26213974
Yes and a clip on tie.
I at least get ONE pocket for a pen.
So I guess i'm lucky.
Why don't McDonalds in France serve Honey Mustard.
I went to one at the Louvre once and they only had bbq and some other weird shit
>>26213973
Not very many actually probably less than 20%
What do you think when I walk in, put cola into my thermos, then walk out?
>>26214018
>drinking soda
At least go for the Hi-C
>>26214018
i dont think anyone would even care if they arent a manager
>>26213976
Not if you're a social asspie like me.
>>26213987
Why are you guys always such annoying stuck up faggots? I've worked at multiple McDonald's and you "customer care assistants" always act like you think you're better than everyone else. Like, what do you even do all day, walk around cleaning tables?Sorry if you're not like this, just my experience.
Does arbys sauce taste good on a Mcburger?
>>26214123
Every other Customer Care in my store is like that.
My business manager lets me work in kitchen most of the time anyway and I still get Customer Care pay and don't have to interact with the other twats. It's pretty comfy.
Ronald Mccuckold
>>26213161
Yes
>>26213198
I use to shoot up H in the bathroom
>>26213141
What shift do you work?
>>26213255
Someone shit their pants and tossed their shitty underwear in the trash.
>>26213304
We don't have diversity quotas
>>26213479
All my managers are bros. They let me eat free food, get high and slack off on the job.
>>26213595
I buy pot from my manager. I use to hang out with some of them but not recently.
>>26213836
I work with a dude named Anthony and I never know what the fuck he is saying when he talks to me.
>>26213860
Fuck no. Unless the food looks like complete shit I'll use it. Even if it does look like complete shit I'll still use it if it's almost closing time
>>26213627
tax on prepared/cooked ready to eat food in the states
What's your favorite type of shift to work McDonalds bro? browser shifts are pretty chill if you don't mind lifting shit.
>>26214315
Graveyard
Ive seen shitty underwear a few times too
>>26214339
Overnight and closing dishes.
Doing dishes and listening to music all night is the best.
>>26214350
Ever have someone shit in the urinal?
>>26214381
We dont have urinals.
>>26214393
I don't think I ever been in a men's bathroom that didn't have a urinal.
>tfw work at ghetto mcdonalds downtown
>tfw have to clean out the used needles in the washrooms
>tfw several homeless drug addicts come in and always try to start shit
>tfw people have literally got stabbed and had to mop up the blood
I want to transfer
>>26214418
All bathrooms here are identical outside the changing bed for family bathroom
>>26214435
Jesus fuck, that does not sound chill.
Whenever we have drug addict problems its with the employees and not the customers.
>>26214471
>tfw no drug addicts
>tfw no homeless
>tfw no customers
We regularly make under $200 at night
>>26214490
consider yourself lucky, you don't gotta worry about getting shot or stabbed by some crazy druggy.
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How do I get a job? Should I just enter and say to the cashier "Hello I need work"? Should I make a CV? Can I lie about my age (I'm 24 so maybe I wanna say 21 so they won't judge me) Will they laugh at my empty CV and ugly, ugly photo?
>>26214570
Just ask for the manager about a job
Dont lie about your age, people wont judge you
Im your age and work there, and there are people twice my age working there, some there for 10+ years working the same position as I am
>>26214570
Just apply online, it's not hard and no you'll need to bring in your SIN and birth certificate, it's actually super easy to get hired as long as you answer the questions how you know they want.
I got an interview within 1 day of applying.
>>26213141
do you ever fuck with peoples food?
do you ever care if someones car reeks of weed inthe drivethru?
>>26214570
Just ask the cashier for a job application. Some times there is a computer in the lobby that lets you apply there.
When you go for your interview you don't need to overdress or anything. Just show up clean, shaved and in cloths that just don't look like complete shit.
Don't lie about your age, that is stupid. They wont judge you, since you know, they already work at McDonalds.
Don't do a CV
>>26214570
I liked Gun Sword.
It was alright. Got a little DEEP at the end but I liked that. Plus the whole breaking into satellite deal.
>>26214622
ive given people wrong chicken on their sandwiches if i dont feel like cooking and want to get it out fast
why would someone care if it smelt like weed, idk
>>26214622
One time this guy was yelling about how is food was wrong and i accidently dropped the bun, the manager told me to just use it even though the floor was dirty as shit, was pretty funny.
How can I get free junior chickens? I'm addicted to them. Thanks OP. I eat 6 a week usually :s
>>26214644
It was cowboy bebop done right.
>>26214002
Somewhere around 80% of your customers are thin white people? I find that hard to believe.
>>26214622
>do you ever care if someones car reeks of weed inthe drivethru?
We usually say something like "damn his car smelt good" on the headsets
>>26214665
You get 50% off working at mcdonalds, if you work night shift at a slow store the manager probably wont give a shit about whatever you eat
>>26214679
Most people that come in are construction or teens.
>>26214696
I DONT WANT TO WORK THERE I WANT COUPONS! I always go to the same mcdo. Could I get in friendly with the employees? I need help.
>>26214674
I don't quite remember how it went. I think I'll rewatch it when I finish Mushishi s2.
>>26214714
Yeh if you go through the drive thru you could get friendly with them
You have free coffee stickers right? Those and buy one get one are super common and they might just hand you a stack of like 50
>>26214679
I think the type of people you get depends on your area and time of day.
>>26214714
You're shit out of luck, bum.
no ones gonna give you free food so don't even try.
>>26214738
Hmm wow. That sounds good. I'll ask em next time. My brother actually has 10 completed free coffees all from purchasing. Thanks friend! A BOGO coupon would be great.
>>26214744
So op is Canadian?
>>26214781
If you lived near me I would give you plenty of BOGO/2 can dine for price of 1, 1 can dine etc
>>26214781
Yr brother has bought over 10 cups of coffee? Fascinating.
>>26214746
We have a regular and give him a free meal everyday
>>26214897
Huh, if anyone tried that where i work they'd lose their job for sure.
>>26214001
You were at the Louvre and went to McDonald's
....you're living your life wrong
>>26213141
Which state, or country, if you're not from the US, do you work in?
>>26214876
No you idiot. It takes 9 stickers for one free coffee. I hate you. It was an anecdote you bully.
>>26214833
Thanks anon
>was a manager at McDonalds
>stole lots of money every day
>smoked tons of weed with employees every day
>ate all the food I wanted
>mexicans would give me mexican food they cooked on the grills
Was a comfy job but I needed to get out and I'm glad I did. I miss stealing money though.
>>26214941
100% honest to go god fact. Get yr shit together anon.
>>26214917
I dont think anyone here gives a fuck desu, 50 write ups? No worries
>>26214952
Canada
>>26213141
Do you feel guilty if you fart while preparing someone else's food?
>>26215000
What part of Canada? i work in a small McDonalds in BC.
>>26215027
Not BC
>>26213141
How long have you been working there?
Do you eventually want to get a 'better' job?
>>26215000
Lol. Canada. CALLED IT.
>>26215070
Over a year
Yeh i would like a better job eventually but this is close+easiest job of my life
Off to my mcjob now
>>26215000
>Canada
Yeah, that explains everything.
>>26215050
What about YYC? I'm the junior chicken guy. Please be Calgary ;-;
>>26215112
It was obvs after he said 80% of the customers weren't fats and nogs.
>>26214941
Nothing else was open.
It was just a quick lunch. All the other meals on that trip were gourmet
>got first job at McDonald's from 18 to two months shy of turning 22
>helped me open up, became at least less socially awkward in general
>had tons of fun, smoked weed with coworkers, fucked around
Not sure where I was going with that specifically, but it really was fun. If there are any NEETs out there who at least want to try getting their first job, seriously, McDonald's was pretty fun. Yes, even being a wage slave, if you want to go there, wasn't bad when you're with fun people.
>>26215269
I agree with this.
>tfw turning 23 this year
Maybe I should start looking for better paying job.
Posting from my mcjob
Sup lads
>tfw tendies
>>26215000
Canadians are nice. Get back to us when you're dealing with dindus, the obese, and methed out hillbillies.
>>26215409
Nuggets are fag tier.
>>26215466
During the two weeks I worked at McDonals we had nothing but hillbillies.
They'd come in and talk to the white trash employees about church and shit and my god were they the ugliest people I have ever seen in my life.
Why do we allow inbreds to exist?
>>26215409
Mcds no have tendies.. Reeeeeeeee
>>26215499
Still better than dindus.
So where do you go after mcdonalds? Like, it's an "netry job", ok, but entry for what? Are you supposed to go to an office and say "HEY, I WORKED IN MC FUCKING DONALDS, HIRE ME!"?
>>26215510
Correct. McPlebs aint tendies.
>>26215535
I was agreeing with you.
Dindus and white trash constantly flock into McDonalds and demand things
Why is it that the longer it takes me to get my food, the better it tastes?
>>26215409
WHERE DO YOU WORK?!
Pls tell me
>>26213141
how does it feel to be a McBitch
Enjoying a dinner of mcdouble and a large fry from mcdonald's right now. I bought spicy chicken nuggets from Wendy's though.
Thank you mcdonald's employee.
If I want to make a fast food worker blow up at me for shits and giggles what do I do?
is the owner of your mcdicks an asshole?
>>26215548
You're either a teen working towards a degree, a nog actually working, obese, or rural.
have you or have you ever thought of tampering with the food?
If someone asked for a McDouble with no bun or cheese, what would you do?
Put the pickles and stuff between the beef patties?
>>26215124
yo i'm in YYC, but i only go to the mcdicks in crowfoot :^)
>>26215716
Hmm. I just hit up the country hills 24/7 one. Gets overrun by studying Asians every night. Otherwise it's pretty chill.
>>26215738
the fuck, people actually study at fast food joints?
>overrun by asians
yup, sounds like the NW
>>26215646
My friends a vegetarian and she ordered a hamburger without the meat and they just give her that and they always forgot to leave the cheese
>>26215818
Flyover country senpai
Bacon egg and cheese biscuit is the best thing on the menu. I wish you'd serve it all day.
>>26215646
You put it in a tray that they use for hotcakes
>>26215818
They have outlets and never close. So I see the appeal.
>>26213624
spat my drink out at "der klown"
the one near my house has one r9k looking asian guy around a bunch of alpha jokester mexicans i thought it was pretty weird cause the asian guy was even acting black like them
>>26213141
Do you enjoy being a wagecuck?
