> tfw ur tampon is full but it's only been 45 minutes
>Sitting in class
>Suddenly terrible cramps
>Can't tell if period is about to start or if I'm about to shit my pants
>>26211394
>have female flat mate
>menstrual blood on the toilet seat
>Be on nexplanon
>No periods for a year now
>Laugh at the struggles of others
Really though, get the implant and never be miserable again. Plus no babies.
>>26211394
That's hot
>fembots post feels
>I stroke my hard cock
>tfw roommates find the empty box of heavy flow tampons
>>26211551
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
YOU HAVE BOARDS FOR YOUR SHIT
Since when are textless posts aren't allowed?
>>26211595
Like 4 month's ago when they turned the robot back on. Were the Fuck have you been.
>>26211551
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA how does it feel to be a completely worthless, broken woman? good luck finding a beta provider that will accept your infertility
>>26211635
You can take the implant out. And if you don't, it only works for 3 years. Are you implying that you wouldn't love to be able to cum inside a woman condom-free without having to worry about becoming a parent?
>>26211551
Doesn't always work that way.
My girl has that too but she still gets periods, although they're irregular.
>>26211683
>Are you implying that you wouldn't love to be able to cum inside a woman condom-free without having to worry about becoming a parent?
Yes
>>26211683
considering i generally don't value the company of women, yes.
>>26211764
Oh, that sucks. Yeah, when I got it my gyno told me that ~half of the girls on it will have no periods, and half will have spotting. I'm not trying to be mean but is your gf a bigger girl? My doctor told me that weight affects this greatly.
>>26211394
i want tomake tea with it.
>>26211815
>I'm not trying to be mean
Fuck off normalfag
>>>/facebook/
>>26211683
Yea... I don't think you know were you are?
>>26211813
If you never plan on having sex/being in a relationship with women then why does it bother you? Who hurt you, anon?
who /freebleed/ here
i can't do it at work but when i'm off i just let it pour. normies can cry all they want. i'm not ashamed of my womanhood.
>>26211907
How do you keep it from getting on your furniture?
>>26211907
Disgustingand hot
>>26211873
Pretty sure he's implying that women like you are absolute trash and that's why he wouldn't consider a woman he can cum in without the chance of knocking up.
>>26211936
I have a black futon that already has cigarette holes in it, a couple wooden chairs, and a mattress. no carpeting. nothing I care about that I can't clean up.
tfw I'm a guy and can smell when a grill is on her period from ten feet away
absolute disgust.
>>26211971
Wait, how does being on birth control make me trash? What? Genuinely curious.
>>26211873
everyonesilly bitch [/spoiler
Daily reminder that you shouldn't care about subhuman filth and their roastie problems
>>26211985
>separating sex from it's purpose
>not trash
kek
>>26211907
Can this blood be used to anything? Donate it? Or is it just like poop?
>>26211841
chubby chaser detected
>>26211907
you should be. womanhood is inherently weak and disgusting.
>>26212043
If you can't tell an obvious normalfag way of talking then fuck off
>>>/facebook/
>>26211394
The fuck is wrong with u
That looks like a roasted sausage
>>26212027
I'm pretty sure menstrual blood is different from regular blood and can't be donated. It also would be pretty unsterile.
>>26212060
geez calm down you beta
>>26211979
Usually you can't smell when a girl is on her period, because it's just red blood cells (if anything it smells like iron when you're sniffing it up close)a woman only smells like fish if she hasn't washed her vagina
>>26211999
I don't think you know what the word human means or what humans are. The best you could get would maybe be "person" because at least that term has loose definitions around it.
>>26212027
you can't donate it, that's for sure. it has chunks of uterine tissue and clots in it.
some women feel a spiritual connection to it and do things with it because of that, but mostly you just throw it away.
>>26212073
>calling someone a beta
>on /r9k/
Normie faggot confirmed
>>26212088
Would you be from reddit by any chance?
>>26212087
no, it does not smell like regular blood. period blood has a pretty distinctive smell.
>>26212093
look, im sorry you got stuck with your practice girlfriend but there is no need for you to get this triggered over a stranger calling your girlfriend a fatty on the internet
>>26212046
you sound like a cool guy anon
>>26212017
Does that make you trash for jacking off every day?
>>26212138
that isn't what makes him trash...
>>26212138
I don't, but chronic masturbators are trash
>>26211635
You're just an idiot. Not only does the implant not last, but what exactly is wrong with not being able to have children?
>>26212122
I'm not that faggot dating a land whale and I don't give a shit about people getting called fat. It's the nasty fucking normies (like yourself) that I hate. And normies all talk the same.
How much blood are we talkin here. Average amount in liters? Such a waste throwing it out. Someone should find a use for it.
If it was made drinkable, we could save africa
>>26212223
>Calling people normies for speaking articulately
>using tampons
>not just using pads and changing them 2-3 times a day
baka, you're disgusting
>>26212269
But why? Much less mess with tampons, desu.
>>26211394
haha, wow.
I didn't know I was asexual, learn something new eery day.
>tfw dont have to deal with menstruating because im a tranny
checkmate cisfags
>>26212289
how are pads messy?
it's literally just placing it in your panties, leaving it there and then taking it off later. tampons are gross and you have to pull them out and risk messing it up and if you leave them in for too long you'll get toxic shock syndrome and die, not worth it senpai
>>26212269
>walking around in blood diapers
>only changing blood diapers a couple times a day
>calling other people disgusting
>>26212341
be my tranny gf and gimmee that boipussiand cuddles
>>26211551
I'm sure this won't backfire on you years from now
>>26212348
But pads smear the blood all over your vagoo, which is quite messy if you shave. I also don't like standing up and feeling all of the blood gushing out. For me, with tampons, no blood leaks and everything is dry and clean. I just replace every 2 hours or so.
But every vagina is unique and has different needs.
>>26212367
sorry senpai no sex before inverted penis
>>26212348
>tampons are gross and you have to pull them out and risk messing it up
Risk messing it up? How would you even begin to do that? Only a dude could fuck up something as simple as "pull the string until the thing comes out of the hole".
>if you leave them in for too long you'll get toxic shock syndrome and die
Lemme know next time that happens desu
>>26212236
About the most use it would be is plant manure.
>>26212412
be my tranny gf
I can wait for that
>be woman
>genitals start leaking on a monthly basis
>this causes cramps
>require a certain doctor to look at your genitals regularily
>yeast infections are a common problem
>even if everything about your genitals is working as expected they smell like fish
>also childbirth
>be male
>everything works fine without any discomforts
>>26212496
well you gotta wash sometimes, and prostate cancer
otherwise yeah it feels good to be a gangsta
The difference between watching porn and having sex is similar to the difference between watching a roller coaster ride from p.o.v. and actually riding.
Sure you may think abstaining from real sex and indulging in waifus or porn due to the bitter pain of rejection over the years is sufficient enough, but no amount of on screen material will ever emulate the feeling of actual sex.
Think back to the last time you rode on a roller coaster. All the feelings you had. The wind against your skin, the g-forces pushing on you down to your very core giving you a queasy but excited tingling feeling all over your body. The rush of overloading your senses from traveling far higher and faster than you ever could normally.
As a shut in turned failed social life turned shut in once again human, I feel the pain of loneliness stab me every day as my brain reaches for distant memories that were once so real to me, now only becoming more surreal each day.
You deserve to give yourself a chance to ride that roller coast robots. Don't give up so easily like me. I'll try if you do.
Pic maybe related.
>>26212516
well women get smegma cheese also, so thats even
>>26212138
>2016
>missing the point this completely
>tfw you find out that literally every single month one of a woman's actually finite supply of babymaking polyps in her overcomplicated warp engine of a reproductive system tries to become a real boy but fails because it can't find any sperm friends and then punishes her for not filling herself with sperm by making her go completely insane and feel four different kinds of terrible and constantly ooze molten halfbaby sludge from her cooter so she has to literally wear a diaper or jam things up there that if she leaves them in overnight she'll fucking die
I use a cup. When it's in and I need to shit, I have to take it out or it gets squeezed out.
Sometimes when I'm in a rush I'll just hold the cup in my vagina and take my shit.
Cleaning the cup is a lot of fucking work and I don't always have time to empty it.
Anyway, one time I was running late and had a HUGE shit, the type that piles up
on itself until it's emerging from the toilet like an iceberg. So I'm holding my cup in
and then I hear someone coming and freak out. My cup was really full and my hand
slipped, and the cup just slid out of my vagina and into my shit-and-piss pile and
splattered shit, piss, and blood all over my ass and thighs. I've become more careful since
And yes, I fished it out, washed it, and still use it to this day. My period starts tomorrow brobots
>>26212087
nah period blood definitely smells like vinegar/iron. its really distinctive, and strong if she uses pads instead of tampons.
>>26213547
i'd just take birth control. sounds awful af
>>26213662
can I watch you piss next time?
>tfw youve been on your fucking period for 10 days now
>tfw its because you started a new birth control
i thought i would bleed LESS not more fuck this
>>26211394
Women
>One could be streaming blood like a waterfall in a room near you
My period blood smells really sweet and gross. Kind of like old hamburger meat.
>>26213783
Birth control whores BTFO
>>26213783
OP here, I've been bleeding continuously since October, although the severity will vary from spotting to heavy (right now). I have ovarian cysts unfortunately and I need to call my doc for birth control, which is a cheap treatment for them. Alternatively I could get them surgically removed but.. meh.. you know? It could damage me more
>>26213886
Be my cyst gf
>>26211974
holy fuck you're hardcore
>>26213854
poetry, ladies and gents...
>>26212330
being asexual is less like not wanting sex and more like valuing sex from a perspective without sexual attraction.
menstruation was always a possible part of sex, so i don't think you became asexual from this, or have any idea what you're talking about.
>>26211595
Newfaggot
read the icky sticky
>>26213886
can I have sex with your cysts?
>>26214422
Nah, i'm sure i'm asexual.
Before I was disgusted by menstruation, I knew copulation and coitus as a whole disturbed me to recoiling levels.
>>26213972
no pls
>>26214451
ovarian cysts are eggs that have hardened in the ovary and attached to its walls. they produce a hormone that tricks my body into thinking an egg is always being released. Because they're in my ovaries (!) and not my vagina, you couldn't fuck them
>>26215293
why don't you just use a vacuum cleaner and suck the cyst out?
>>26211974
Do you have a piss jug funnel?
