How exactly are you supposed to breathe when eating pussy?
eating pussy is so fucking beta, i don't even consider it a mutual sexual act. it's just you pleasuring her and if she doesn't then suck your dick or let you put your dick in than you're a chump who now has a vaginal disease in his mouth
personally i wouldn't eat a girl out til after she had my knob in her mouth
>>26208543
Through your nose.
>>26208543
at least the butt hole is behind the vagina
come on dude... the vagina has a hole on the bottom for taking air in so it can be breathed and a hole on the top for air out.... even I know this and I am a virgin. Its why they apparently taste like pennies, because the carbon dioxide released from the top metalises in the air.
>>26208573
Idk I never heard of a guy going down on a girl and not getting anything after.
You don't. You just try awkwardly to catch your breath when you run out and make some weird sounds whilst she squirms about for a bit.
On topic, I swear in porn men never eat out girls properly. Like it looks really ineffective, just for show. What gives?
>>26208617
My fucking sides omg
>>26208543
With the SnorkelO
>>26208674
That gave me a great tearful laugh. The picture was ice on the cake.
>>26208543
Source?
2?f|33a7
>>26208617
hahahaha holy fuck
yes
this is completely accurate, OP
Why would you be unable to breathe?
Fucking virgins, you're licking the clitoris, you're not shoving your nose in her pussy
>>26208617
this is masterfully done
>>26208543
Chads and Tyrones have gills in their tongues that extract the oxygen from pussy juice.
I practice holding my breath every day in preparation for pussy eating, I have also made a tiny barbell weight that I use with my tongue to strengthen it, when the day comes that I can finally eat some pussy I will be prepared.
You breath through your nose
>>26208661
>just for show
Hmmmmmmmm...
Eating pussy is so disgusting. Trust me when I say you don't want to breath through your nose because it smells so bad. When you go down on a girl , all you smell is feces from swamp ass mixed with a fish odor from the vagina. The handful of times girls have made me eat them out, I just stick my tongue down there, slober around for a bit trying not to gag , go out to breath for air through my mouth, repeat again, than just go back up and tell them thats it and start having sex.
>>26209050
Why not make them clean up?
Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYN1NR7l2zQ
>>26208617
god fucking damn it r9k
>>26208617
You can tell this is from a first hand account.
>>26208617
What is that picture supposed to represent? Is that a snake? And is that supposed to be a vagina? What the fuck?
>>26208617
i needed this laugh anon, thankyou
>>26208617
Hearty chuckle, thanks for that
>>26208617
Trust this science man with your life
>tfw gf refuses to shave down there
>>26208617
CAP THISle original comment XXDDDDD
>>26208661
They are actors.
Just like wrestlers.
>>26208661
this
>tfw no lesbian porn where the girls actually try to make each other cum
>>26208573
I only ever get my dick sucked/eat a girl out when 69ing. 69 is a million times better anyways
>>26210144
69 is shit because her tongue isn't at your frenulum
I like giving my girlfriend pleasure but pussies stink and taste a little weird.
I've put flavored lube down there and fingered her for 5 mins. This got rid of the taste and smell.
>>26210144
69 sucks for her I would imagine
When I'm in a 69 I always feel like I'm at the worst angle to eat box
>>26208543
>op confirmed for literal mouth breather
I keked
>>26208661
How do they look so relaxed... it kills my fucking neck
Did OP go out of his way to use racemixing bait?
>>26208543
Same way you're supposed to breath when you're eating food.
>>26209658
le boxlimodo
>>26208543
In between chews
