Fembots, how old are you and when did you grow out of being attracted to skeletors?
>26
>19/20
I was dating a guy at the time who I grew to really appreciate his physique. He wasn't ripped at all - he was lean but strong and ate much more than I did which made me feel good. I stopped being attracted to skeletons since then.
>>26202060
>19
>16
I only like skellies if they're traps or sissy subs
I usually prefer fat dudes or bear mode
>>26202078
and they say girls don't like fat guys xD
I had a FWB relationship with a fat 40 year old....he's crazy cute in the face though.
>>26202060
I'm 30 and I still love skellies.
>>26202145
you are the womanchild
>>26202121
How old were you?
Used to fantasize about banging old fat dudes on the side in highschool just to be lewd
but of course just a fantasy ;_;
>>26202174
Oh most definitely, but desu what is there even to grow up for?
>>26202060
>>26202078
>>26202121
>tfw i almost fell for the bait
>>26202218
>bait
whatever you say anon
>>26202234
ok
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08S6ycSnMfd
>>26202273
what ya drinking there anon
>>26202299
some vanilla tea
>>26202318
keep making vocaroos you have a cute voice
>>26202181
Oh this was recent, like last year recent. It wasn't my first time fucking a fat guy, but it was my first time enjoying it very much.
>>26202218
>r9k
>multiple "fembots" responding at a rate of 2 minutes per post
>"fembots"
>>26202335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OUTet6iN67
>>26202380
very skeptical, but i'm so bored i just want to talk
>skinny
>no girl will ever like me because it's far likelier for them to be attracted to fat guys
>>26202428
Everything is backwards
>>26202428
Gibs body pic?. I fucking love skinny arms.
>>26202422
heres more bait
keep posting vocaroos
>>26202511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IeuLvP6A9a
>>26202589
je suis french
>>26202511
>the male robot with the magic wand is still here
hey buddy
>>26202606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQO5fX1pUI
>>26202612
that thing is fucking huge.
how can one compete against 2000 vibrations per minute
>>26202629
whats your first language? original
>>26202662
sounds german desu amirite?
>>26202645
Its heavenly
I sometimes use it 3-4 times a day
>>26202662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u4sA3cPSvs
>>26202687
there's a reason we are Anonymous.
i'm quite a paranoid idiot.
>>26202689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AmNWXQS2HZ
I have a skeletor fetish. I'm engaged to a guy who's 125 lbs at 6'2. It's awesome.he also has a 9 inch dick
6'4'' bear mode German here. Accepting gf applications.
Bee
>my gf
>interested in classical literature
>interested in being dumber than me, literally. It is my fetish that a girl looks dumbfoundedly at me while i am philosophising
>have tits and bagina
As if that would ever happen.
This is a bait thread and I should feel bad for replying.
Fuck you fem'bots'.
>5 6"
>rail thin
>look a lot younger than I am
>girls my own age treat me like I'm someone's younger brother
JUST
FUCKING
END
IT
ALL
FAMILY
>Oh I fucked a fat guy it was great XD
>I hate skinny fags I only fuck big guys
>My ex
>He was so cute
>"""""""""""""""""""""""Fembots""""""""""""""""""""""
>>26202497
Fuck off homofag
>>26202778
4 is usually max but typically twice a day
feels good man im getting my moneys worth
>>26202731
I'm mostly attracted to dudes with bellies and sweet faces
dude bellies are the best because
>comfy
>free pillow
>soft
>kissable
>>26202814
I fit those requirements. Will you date an overweight black girl?
>>26202861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mwIhpcw2fU
>>26202923
shit thats the future of long distance relationships
literally no point in meeting up with people anymore
whats it called?
>>26202954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LlAyhQrI04
go to 26:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBRSR_LGlOE
>>26202865
GERMANY
E
R
M
A
N
Y
GERMANY
... if you're not ratchet.
>girls actually going for fat guys
is it some kind of masochistic thing?
Just imagine the possibilities
1 girl wanking off 2000 guys in a stream.
What a time to be alive.
>>26203029
I wonder if it calibrates to dick size
what if you have a little itty bitty one
>>26202060
>currently 19
>have a qt skelly robot bf
Cutie skellies are the best. I love his cute little skinny belly so much.
>>26203175
well i guess they need to add more layers of sensors, the more the better the experience, they are gonna make a small cock version i presume, there's a market for everything,
Problem is how do you advertise it, without hurting the small penis guy's feelings.
Also this is new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFMVjPhl9o
>>26203214
so he's skinnyfat?
>>26203259
man where is my robot dick
where is my artificially intelligent robo bf to dick me
>18
>never
I am currently in a relationship with a skelly and I love his body, it's perfect
How skele is too skele?
>>26203288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1emlWk0Thog
>>26203266
Nope, just skinny. His belly is tiny.
>>26203380
When you get blown away by the wind.
>>26203380
i think the main protagonist in warm bodies is the perfect type of skelly
>be fat fuck, 6'0/245lbs
>disgusted with myself
>had been slowly gaining weight starting from childhood
>get a crush on some (probably not even real) girl I met on omegle
>figure that if I lose weight and get fit I can make her my gf
>go from 245lbs to 160lbs in a little over 6 months
>turn 20 and I weigh about as much as I did when I was 12
>cool
>get rejected pretty hard by previously mentioned girl
>try online dating since I finally feel good about myself and my body
>almost everyone who I manage to chat up properly calls me cute
>if they see a side picture of me, which I was particularly proud of since I managed to lose so much weight
>"OMG YOU'RE SO SKINNY!!"
>can't even get laid because apparently women want larger/buffier men
>start drinking and stop giving a fuck about exercise or eating healthy
>after two years I'm now back to 220lbs
>disgusted with myself again
>tfw
>>26203616
show belly pls
>>26203259
Good, soon enough women will need to put in some actual effort into sex by doing pompoir to stay relevant.
>>26203715
Give me five minutes. Have to find the data cable for my phone.
>>26203066
girls generally have a wider variety of preferences than boys do
>>26203715
Oki doki mate. I just want to be skele but beer is too good to not drink.I have rather substantial love handles but that'd require another pic to show properly
>>26203804
>Pompoir (also known as "playing the flute", and "the Singapore grip" ) is a sexual technique in which the woman uses her vaginal muscles to stimulate the man's penis Both partners remain still, and the woman strokes the man's erection by rhythmic, rippling pulses of the pubococcygeus muscles, so this practice is best performed in a woman on top position.
>Performing Kegel or pelvic floor exercises can increase a woman's skill in pompoir by strengthening the relevant muscles, and allow her to identify, and isolate, individual muscles, to contract them in turn to provide the rippling sensation.
The more you know. i just learned something new
>"Kabazzah" is a variant technique that originates from South Asia, where the female additionally uses her abdominal muscle contractions to stimulate the penis of the male partner, who must remain totally passive. Women are reported to have spent many years in training before becoming proficient in this technique, and as such this technique is considered highly difficult to perform. The act itself is a variety of tantra, its purpose being to enhance and increase the duration and intensity of intercourse. The word translates as 'holder', and the sensation can be likened to that of 'milking'
oh god the kek's
>>26203855
very cute belly and i have a thing for sweatpants for some reason
8/10
Wish I had the drive to go from skinnyfat to something decent. At least I have an easy time holding my weight.
>>26203834
kekekekekekekekekke
that just means they have more criteria to satisfy
>>26203874
T-thanks...
Left pocket is broken and I should fix it at some point. Shirt's collar broke some year or so ago after I chewed on it too much and now the hole that is around my chest is large enough to fit two fists.
>>26202865
>I
>requirements
>will you
>date
>overweight
ok...
>b...
fuck no
it's amazing how similar this is to animu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk1ycoNBo9s
fucking hell
>>26203871
>>26203859
Knock it off weeaboos, we're not gonna want asian women because of this shit.
>>26204516
what the fuck, where did that come from
I was just curious of what the wiki had to say about it.
i didn't even knew this was a thing. I learned 2 new things.
Why so aggressive dude???
>>26202060
6'5" 240 lbs but i look even more fatter.
>>26202078
I've always been into bigger guys too. My boyfriend is 5'11" and is about 255lbs. I love his belly.
thread is dead
so boring
>>26202145
I have mommy issues pls be my mommy gf
>>26202060
Doubt I ever will grow out of liking skeletors, besides being more aesthetic I could dominate them easier. (i'm a small skinny girl)
>>26203065
I'm not ratchet :)
>tfw no qt german bearmode bf
>>26205367
Be my dom gf
Being a thin bi male, despite my lack of experience I've done stuff with an average guy, and an obese guy. The thing about fat fat people is it greeeeatly limits what you can do and sort of removes you from the feelings because you're constantly working around them
Thin - >>26203855 this anon makes no difference, and non-excessive muscle is undoubtedly a plus. Bf% doesn't really matter as long as you aren't getting flabby
How can any of these fucking women call themselves fembots unironically? They all have bfs ffs...
>>26205524
All they have to do is post "I'm a fembot" and they can have a bf
>>26205481
>this anon makes no difference
Hm? What do you mean.
>>26205606
it means you're a FUCKING loser
>>26205606
It makes little aesthetic difference, the only thing that does is excessive fat(or lack of fat) or muscle
I think this might be a result of me being desensitized to fat by living in America but that anon is effectively skinny
>>26205661
>but that anon is effectively skinny
wew
Two years ago you probably would have thought that I was anorexic. pic relatedPale enough that light reflects off my skin
WE SOC now f.am??
>>>/soc/
>>26202060
>TFW no QT GF to cuddle with and use my belly as a pillow
girls don't actually like fat dudes im pretty sure thats a myth otherwise why would i be so alone all the time?
>>26205733
I'm thinner than you are lol. I'm just saying fat doesn't make much of a difference except when reaching extremes
is this a covert thread about big guys. because if it is, I am also a big guy for you (no homo).
>>26206888
the trips confirm.
not it's a thread started by a presumed french girl who likes big guys.
Holy fuck I get so mad when people use the word "skinny" when they really mean "average body size". You aren't skinny unless I can count all your ribs and wrap my thumb and pinky around your wrist
>>26206970
>wrap my thumb and pinky around your wrist
I can wrap my thumb and pinky around my wrist and I'm borderline obese.
>>26206970
>he doesn't realize weight and wrist size aren't related
>>26206970
>You aren't skinny unless I can count all your ribs and wrap my thumb and pinky around your wrist
So I AM skinny, good to know
>>26202060
>grow out of being attracted to skeletors
>attracted to skeletors
>>26202428
>lost like 60 pounds years ago in an effort to get girls
>had more luck with women when I was fat, seriously haven't even got laid since then
>nothing makes sense
>bitter, fucked up and alone
But at least I'm not fat anymore
>>26206970
I can wrap my thumb and middle finger around my wrist. always makes me feel insecure about my thin wrists.
no matter how much I lift it doesn't gain girth.
>>26207053
>cant see ribs
>can wrap thumb and pinky around wrist
am i skeletal
>>26207032
You must have big hands, but you still fail the rib test.
>>26207155
Just lift my friend
>TFW 6'2" and skinnyfat
My body holds all the fat and my arms stay skinny. Also too poor to try and gain till I reach bear mode.
Please give me the sweet release of death.
>>26207162
forgot to mention they just touch at the tips
>>26207171
>You must have big hands
I can still jerk off using both of my hands at the same time :^)
>>26205430
If you're still alive, hit me up. I do strongly suspect this is an attempt to troll my feeble heart by pretending to be a qt blackbot with a phat arse, but whatever.
[email protected]
>>26202060
>tfw eat 3000 kcal a day and still 150kg skinny
life is suffering
>>26202145
This, I can appreciate lean muscle or an average build too but bara is degenerate and just reminds me of things like cavemen and assless chaps.
I hate guys who act like they have to eat as much as they possibly can at every meal. It's like a display of dominance or something? It's expensive fuckheads. Stop doing that. Every time my mom would bring home a new stepdaddy my brothers doubled or tripled their food intake. Just why.
Do I have a change femanons? All the girls I meet treat me like a friend or a fucking brother. Just kill me, senpai.
>>26207198
Eh, I'm not really a fan of 'macho.' It was my lifelong dream to be skinny, after a childhood of being that fat kid standing awkwardly in the corner. I do already lift dumbbells but that's about as good as it's gonna get. I have mild Anorexia and can't even imagine eating 3000+ calories of chicken and brown rice.
>>26207220
150 kg is not skinny.
>>26207220
>150kg skinny
skinny by whose standards, America?
16
>tfw dating chunky manlet
>>26207250
do something about that bieber haircut, bro. you have good facial aesthetics. Able to grow a stubble? Go for it, babyface. You aint all that ugly.
>fat guys are now getting girls
i thought we were in this together...
>>26207363
Just shill your body type tomorrow, familia.
>>26202060
There is honestly nothing cuter than a lanky guy.
I don't have a height requirement for dating but I have a skinny auschwitz requirement for dating.
Nothing beats hugs from thin and long arms.
I decided to go from fatassfatass to skeletor and then to ottermode.
Im currently skinnyfat, almost getting there.
>>26202060
THAT FEEL WHEN I AM A HUNGRY MALE SKELETON
THAT FEEL WHEN NOGAINS FOREVER AND EVER
THAT FEEL WHEN EATING BROTEIN JUST MAKES ME SKINNYFAT
>>26207216
Big vagina in that case
>>26207571
Wait, how does jerking off translate to me having a vagina?
>>26207502
>lanky
This means tall.
Eggman was right. It's all about none structure.
i refuse to believe that most chicks prefer chubby guys. i lost weight and no longer have a gut and my face looks better and more defined and i like it way better now. i'm not going to get fat for some chick's approval, i prefer being somewhat thin at 6'1" and 160. looks good and i have some muscle definition without even working out.
>>26207881
Lanky doesn't necessarily mean tall to me, I meant it as a synonym for skinny.
I guess it was a poor choice of words though.
I'm 5'2, height really isn't something I think about much because everybody is above me regardless.
>>26207881
>lanky
this means HE
>tfw your appearance doesn't matter because your personality is garbage
>>26202060
>22
>never liked skeletors to begin with
I had a thing for tall chubby guys, previous bf was that, 6'3 270lbs (giant beer belly mostly) and there's too many problems. Low self esteem, eating shit, being lazy, not to mention a long history of health problems he'll inherit from his parents.
Now I'll take average body types, thanks. No I didn't break up with him because he was a fat ass.
>>26208042
Your using the wrong word then. Gangly limbed would be better
>>26202060
Fuck off slut, my sister likes my skelly body
>22
>current
i like a boy where i feel like i could break his ribs by accident
>>26202060
>implying anyone wants my boney 110 lb manlet ass
original fdjgjdsfkjcuck
>>26208377
>Your
How ironic.
>>26202060
>18
>Once I left middle school
I enjoy being smaller than my partner, preferably in width and height.
I never want to be one of those ultimate beta couples with the skellington and the whale
>>26208229
Yup
I feel you anon
>>26202060
i never did :) im 19 now, i love love love skinny guys, espeacially tall, pale ones with veiny arms and long eyelashes and soft rosy lips. so hot. i wish i could have a bf like that.
>>26208405
m-maybe I could be your bf...
>>26208767
>veiny arms
Regardless of body type, I've never understood the attraction behind them. Visible defined veins look like they're about to gush out blood if you press them too hard
>he wasn't ripped at all
If he wasn't fat, then he definitely works out and is likely more muscular than you give him credit for.
Dedicated exercise is required in order to not be a fatty or a skelly.
>>26208767
>5"10"
>So pale you can see my intestines
>Smooth arms (my veins only bulge out when my blood pressure rises)
>Mediumish eyelashes
Am I close enough? Please love me.
>>26208767
>TFW me
This comment is original
>>26208598
Kek, if I meet a fat girl that'll be me. I need to put weight on.
I really liked skinny guys up until about a year ago, now my favourite body type is guys who are muscular but still a little chubby. Nice big sexy strong arms, thighs and butt, but still nice and huggable around the middle. Abs really don't do it for me.
>tfw skelly with fat face
>>26207250
famiglia just grow a beard. youre in an attractive shape 2bh, whats your weight?
>>26202060
>be spooky skelly
>playing basketball
>can D up a guy that's 6'3 and weighs like 40kg more than me with no trouble
>can slip through 2 defenders like I'm a ninja
You people don't know the true power of a Skeleton knightI'm also lucky that I can jump fairly high :^)
>>26208346
>Low self esteem
don't think your weight has much to do with that.
