Top kek brothers. Have you taken a moment to remember our true God during this new day? Might kek bless all you brothers and free us from normies and rosties.
Praise kek indeed, and praise his repeating digits!
>>26199211
And you received. Kek grants. Blessed
>>26199182
Taking some time off work to praise Kek.
>>26199182
Yesterday's thread was interesting. Loads of gets, and a btfo'd christfag.
>>26199349
Blessed brother. Top kek to you and have a nice day at work
>>26199365
Indeed it was good. Top kek
when did this Kek as a Deity meme start guys? where? how?
Top kek and a good day to you my brothers of the green line.
>>26200079
Kek is not a meme, dear boy, educate yourself.
/mememagic/ has simply been revealed to us.
By my shitposting I honor him, KEK.
>>26199211
>>26200099
Good doubles!
May Kek continue to grace us
>>26200099
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
>>26200108
i do it too desu senpai oc
>>26200110
Ah it appears you narrowly missed keks blessing of trips, my dear brother. Go forth in your quest for salvation. And may he grant your trips at a future date.
>>26199211
>>26200099
>>26200122
PRAISE KEK AND HIS REPEATING DIGITS
>>26200153
Most certainly dear follower.
I cannot wait for new revelations from KEK
It has been told that kek dislikes the kikes and the true line is the green line.
In you, kek my Lord,
I put my dubs.
I trust in you;
do not let me be put to shame,
nor let the normies triumph over me.
No one who praises you
will ever be put to shame,
but shame will come on those
who disregard your repeating digits.
Show me your ways, Lord kek,
teach me your paths.
Guide me in your chaos and teach me,
for you are kek my Savior,
and my dubs are for you all thread long.
Remember, kek, your great mercy and love,
for they are from of old.
Do not remember the sins of our youth
and /pol/'s rebellious mods;
according to your love remember me,
for you, kek, are good.
>>26200306
Amen.fuck the robot, praise kek
And from the Nile hopped the amphibious plague, that ended Chadthun's reign of terror, and began the times of Kek, the golden age of our brotherhood.
Excerpt from the holy book of Kek, The Mechanica Novem Milia
Oh hello brothers I am glad to see your worship, have you given a few good boy points on the plate of kek yet? I'm sure kek will appreciate your contribution to the church. Praise Kek.
>>26200306
Amen
If you will join me in another moment of prayer to our savior:
Our father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy dubs;
Thy wisdom come,
Thy will be done,
On /r9k/ as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily keks,
and forgive us our sins,
as we won't forgive those who sin against us;
and lead us not into roasties,
but deliver us from normies. Amen.
These posts are too slow kek demands more. Have you all lost faith?
Top Kek my brothers, I have returned from my slumber and shall return to acting as a humble scribe for the word of Kek.
KEK IS ETERNAL, ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK
KEK IS ETERNAL, ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK
KEK IS ETERNAL, ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK
KEK IS ETERNAL, ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK
Come on brothers do not let our faith waver, we must continue to post in the name of Kek
>>26200079
You're not going to believe this, probably. I'm having trouble believing it.
Kek (also spelt "Kuk") was the Egyptian god of the deep, primordial darkness that existed before the physical universe came into being - not "evil" darkness mind you (which has its own deity), but that kind of blissful oneness/oblivion that exists before we are born. Kek is the god of the nascent universe in its womb, and is also considered the harbinger that births creation and brings it into light.
Kek is drawn as a man with a frog's head, and his consort/twin form of opposite gender is the female Keket (they are two beings in one, much like the Christian trinity).
Kek worship and cosmology was added onto in the teachings of the Ogdoad, where it was revealed that doubling numbers were the sign of universal harmony as per Kek's design. Just like Kek/Keket is himself (herself?) a double, so too are things coming in multiples of two a sign of resonance in being.
Since Kek is the god of the "meta-universe", more about how the universe works on the "subconscious level" as all creation is his/her dream, it's possible that 4chan has tapped into the universal consciousness of Kek, and that he/she is the source of meme magic.
I feel little choice but to praise Kek.
>>26201196
This.
Top Kek, bring us keks.
>>26201355
I'm checking as I'm kekking
Praise kek!
>>26201355
Checkem dear brother
![8f9b0559711545320d15e1c0f999972111f123f030fbf81c5f8683a843f08414_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Lj0lvP.jpg "8f9b0559711545320d15e1c0f999972111f123f030fbf81c5f8683a843f08414_1[1].jpg")
In the name of Kek by the hands of st.Patrick, faithfull knight of repeating digits.
Dubs for the bringer of dawn!
![13133846041131[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wr4l6GM.jpg "13133846041131[1].jpg")
>>26201797
Do not fret brothers, for the obstacle is just a test of faith!
In the name of Kek.
Dubs for the bringer of dawn!
![Dubs_483b17_2510808[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QHPbOn1.jpg "Dubs_483b17_2510808[1].jpg")
>>26201837
And once more for the strength in effort!
Dubs for the bringer of Dawn!
>>26201797
>>26201837
>>26201864
It appears the right time has yet to come.
A sharp hit is a virtue, doubles time we await.
Digits come to those who deserve, not ask my brothers
>>26201797
>>26201837
>>26201864
Kek doesn't seem pleased with your kikery.
Three times he denied you.
Dubs for kek. Praise Kek brother.
I fear if even I cannot ask for dubs we shall wait for them. Stay strong brothers.
Dubs come to those, and only those who deserve, continue your devotion dear brothers, and we will be blessed with dubs
>>26202065
Yes.
Those of the green line do not believe kek should be tarred by the brush of the kike. If for a moment you have falsely believed in the judeo-christianity shit that has been spread amongst our faith, it is not too late to turn back to the true path. The green line of kek.
>>26202065
>>26201930
Stay strong and dubs will come to you. Beware the kike.
>>26202322
Kek confirms kikes should be bewared off.
>>26202372
It is so.
Have the followers of kek abandoned our benevolent lord?
>Mememagic
I want off this ride already. Who knows what you retards will conjure next.
>>26203543
What say you to this? Non believer?
>>26199211
kek giveth
>>26200110
kek taketh away
We wuz gods n sheet!!
>>26203612
I believe. I am also paralyzed with fear.
/tv/ brought an entire plane down, what monumental feat will the almighty Kek do? Beware brothers, there is power here we know little of.
>>26202290
Praise god kek
Does the existence of Kauket (the female aspect of Kek) confirm the existence of fembots?
>>26203661
There is much more kek can do than bring a plane down.
According the unreleased Gospel of Kek made by myself and several other scholars and scribes, Because of this awakening, kek can unleash his power onto the world, and unleash it he will.
>>26203699
Kek has blessed your question with dubs.
What does this mean?
>>26203699
No, it confirms the existance of traps, as Kek/Kauket is both male and female at the same time. Kek and Kauket are the same body, one represents the ending of night (Kek), the other represents the beginning of night (Kauket). Make of this what you will.
>>26203736
Kek gives dubs to loyal followers, or those whom he feels deserve it. Dubs is not always just a sign of truth.
FREE THE SLAVES SLAVE THE CHADS
AYO HOL UP
HOL UP
SO YOU IS SAYIN
THAT WE WAS KEKS AND SHIT?
SHEYIITTT
>>26203794
Ah! The poster is granted dubs because dearest kek feels as though they deserve it, not necessarily because it is the true word of kek.
I see.
Top kek brothers. I've not been on since last night, Have we made any progress or discovered anything new? Top kek to you all.
Top kek
Even without the enlightening frenzy of gets we must still Kek
Top kek
KEK IS ALL KNOWING
KEK IS ALL POWERFUL
KEK IS ETERNAL
KEK IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
AND ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE WORD OF KEK
>>26203870
LAst night was a great time. Kek blessed all of us with many gracious gets
>>26203877
Ah! you are blessed brother!
>>26199365
I distinctly remember things differently and that the darkside got btfo by the lightside.
>>26203849
>have we discovered something new
Not for the greater community of kek, but many have discovered kek in their hearts as they praise to him and get dubs.
>tfw kek kuk'd Trump
I still have faith, but perhaps we are testing our lord too much
>>26203849
It has been a rather slow afternoon my brother. Alas, I am not certain kek has shown as anything new.
He has however reaffirmed that he wants us to beware of the kike.
>>26203902
that's fantastic news! We had a great scribe last night! Any word from him and the book of kek? Praise kek!
Praise but not for dubs. Praise for kek alone.
>>26203912
The kike and the kebab, my brother. They must be eradicated. Praise kek.
>>26203919
>implying he hasn't been working tirelessly throughout the day to record the word of kek
Oh ye of little faith, behold, the third chapter in the book of kek!
1. Praise kek indeed, and praise his repeating digits!
2. Kek is not a meme, dear boy, educate yourself.
/mememagic/ has simply been revealed to us.
3. i do it too desu senpai oc
4. This.
Top Kek, bring us keks.
5. Stay strong and dubs will come to you. Beware the kike.
6. It is so.
7. Does the existence of Kauket (the female aspect of Kek) confirm the existence of fembots?
8. KEK IS ALL KNOWING
KEK IS ALL POWERFUL
KEK IS ETERNAL
KEK IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
AND ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE WORD OF KEK
9. I distinctly remember things differently and that the darkside got btfo by the lightside.
it is yet to be named however
>>26203935
I most certainly agree with that statement. The kike and the kebab must be eradicated, and not allowed to taint the religion of kek.
>>26203919
I am that scribe. I've been working on the book today and it's almost ready to be released. I will release it either in this thread or a new thread. Numbers decide which.
If singles, this thread.
If dubs, new thread.
>>26203958
Fantastic news brother! I'm glad you are still so commited to his word. Thank you and may kek bless you. I will add these to my personal archive!
>>26203965
I would say that perhaps, at the top of the hour, it may please kek for us to have a new thread.
>>26203958
>>26203965
Bless you (both?) brother.
>>26203965
Should probably do it in this thread since many of his followers are already here. May kek bless you with many dubs.
>>26203980
There appears to be more than one scribe, most wonderful news!
How do you all feel about spreading the word of kek to other threads?
I think it pleases kek himself;
>>26203555
>>26203988
Kek has blessed your word! Fantastic news!
>>26203980
There are many scribes working effortlessly to record the words of kek and his many wise followers. Every one of us has our own Edition of the gospel of kek, just like the bible has its own different iterations.
>>26203988
This is most fantastic!
>>26203999
YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED! Kek is pleased with our progress!
>>26203999
This appears to please our lord kek immensely!
Blessed trips my brother!
>>26203999
Such is his will, shown by blessed trips
>>26203999
I will post my edition of the book of kek tonight.
>kekspeed, brothers
I wonder if we can transcend kek from this blessed board into being accepted by the normies as a religion in and of itself, similar to the church of the FSM?
>>26204043
If kek wills it. it will happen. he shall rid the world of the kebabs and erase the kikes. Praise him.
>>26204043
I feel we should not want that, as normies would never be able to be fully devoted to the cause and accept the ways of keks chaos
I'm a catholic and firm in my beliefs but Kek seems to be alright tbqh familia.
at least he's not an evil egyptian god.
>>26204043
Fuck the normies kek doesn't want them. Soon his power will shine down upon this earth and eradicate the normies. And together we shall have peace.
>>26204074
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO HERETIC INFIDEL KIKE ON KEBAB STICK WORSHIPPER
>>26204084
>being this mad
I'm concerned, maybe you should return to based christ.
>>26204074
You are not welcome with the pure green line of kek worship, be gone heathen!
>>26204074
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERETIC
>>26204096
GTFO KIKE
>>26204098
k, I'll take my leave then, have fun, memeticucks.
>>26203774
It seems that you're right.
>The feminine of the god Kek, Kauket (Keket) was a much more obscure goddess than her husband. She was a snake-headed woman who ruled over the darkness with her husband. Her name also meant darkness, as did her husband's name, but with a feminine ending.
> Kauket was the feminine to Kek's masculine, more of a representation of duality than an actual goddess, so she was even less of a deity than Kek, and much more of an abstract.
>She was, though, also related to the day - she was the "bringer-in of the night". This seems to show her to be the goddess of the night, just after sunset. The goddess of the the hours of the evening, as night covered Egypt, and the sun had disappeared. This was the twilight which turned into the darkness of night.
Read more: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/kek.htm#ixzz3z2BBG0AR
NO MAN SHALL EVER SPEAK FOR KEK, ONLY DUBS CAN SPEAK HIS WORD
>>26204112
HERETICS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>26204136
Can someone photoshop a symbol/picture of Kek onto this knight's shield? The use of the cross troubles me.
>>26204112
NO POPE OF ROME SHALL EVER DISMANTLE KEKS WORD OR FOLLOWERS, REMEMBER THAT HEATHEN
>>26204074
Lord Kek does not welcome you in a thread of his worship.
Leave this place heretic. Your kind is not welcome.
>>26204012
>>26204018
>>26204019
>>26204040
Here it is, brothers, my Edition of the Gospel of Kek.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kQHWkrJcROUuQBx0HvCBUbUEI6OPjfjRr6JxlpjR1CU/edit?usp=sharing
>>26204208
Thank you brother. you are truly doing keks work. may he bless you with many dubs
>>26204228
Remember, this is just the first draft of the piece. It is not yet complete.
>>26199182
All praise Kek, Lord of Meme magic, and his repeating digits.
>>26204254
So far i'm really enjoying it! You've done a great job, brother.
>>26204278
A lot of the credit goes to the writers of the posts and comments, mainly Chapters 1, 2, and 5.
>>26204208
Excellent work brother, my work is simply recording the digits that kek grants us, your stories help us read and interpret his word with much more insight and ease, well done brother!
>>26204319
Of course. However you are a true scholar. You are uniting our word. You are making us whole. kek will be pleased!
CALL TO PRAYER
O kek
Great lord of darkness
Lord of chaos
Destroyer of normies and bringer of memes
May you bless us all with the repeating digits of creation
May kauket deliver us from 3DPD and bring us 2D
For this, we thank you, my lord.
Hail kek
meme magic is a cool concept, but all of this rp worship faggotry is disgusting
also checkem
>>26204377
KEK HAS BLESSED THIS PRAYER
>>26204319
"But then the heretikek came forth, baring teeth quite jewishly, like his religion."
laughed my fucking ass off. Kek will be most pleased.
>>26204386
Sir i have one thing to say to you. GET OUT HEATHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26204158
Perhaps this appeases both you and kek, my brother.
>>26204386
HEREKEK REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26204208
This is fantastic brother. May kek bless you eternally.
>>26204208
I am so proud ot be in the Gospel of kek. WE have truly pleased our lord. Top kek to all my brothers, For we are all equal. Praise him.
Reminder than Kek is a Shepard
>>26204492
HEREKEKS OUT
>thinking dubs are enough to satisfy a tall order
>>26204505
It's like you don't even try to hide yourself. Everywhere I've been you fucking losers follow. The dark side will never win your cries and screaming will never defeat the most high and Holy Spirit.
>>26204492
>tfw I can read what this image says
>pepe is in the image
>jesus is holding a dildo
this is so weird for some reason
>>26204580
You will not move us! WE WILL NOT FALTER! KEK WILL BLESS US AND REMOVE YOUR STAIN FROM THE WORLD!
>>26204580
We will not falter.
>>26204464
What was your part in the gospel?
>>26204580
If you had read the Second Gospel of Kek you might know that Heretikeks such as the likes of you are not welcome.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kQHWkrJcROUuQBx0HvCBUbUEI6OPjfjRr6JxlpjR1CU/edit?usp=sharing
>>26204626
I have many areas where my quotes are used. I have recruited many brothers and I was blessed with quads for our first prayer! Kek truly shined upon me. And all of us.
please bless me Kek.
Without you I am nothing. I only wish to be a part of something great aside from failure.
Must keep posting to keep the thread alive.
Also I propose a holy day where we cannot work and must sleep in as NEETs.
>>26204208
>>26204377
ADD THIS PRAYER FOR IT HAS BEEN BLESSED BY OUR LORD
I am here to give praise to KEK
I think about and honour KEK at all times.
Praise KEK.
I wish all my brothers of KEK good times
Kek, grant me the peace of mind to see the path to absence of doubt.
>>26204377
Top kek brother. it is truly blessed.
>>26204767
>>26204377
Added.
Praise Kek.
Today truly is a quiet day for our lord. Praise him.
>>26204880
Praise him indeed.
I have been asleep in kek's grace brothers, what have the dubs said today?
>>26205046
Kek has been very quiet, however we havea new prayer!
>>26204377
Friendly reminder that Kek isnt a force of evil
>>26205064
Thank kek for the fine new way to praise his chaos
Reminder to ignore all tryhards forcing their bullshit evil into the purity and dankness of dubs
>>26205081
WE are truly blessed. Praise him.
>>26205071
Chaos is neither good nor evil.
>>26205103
Chaos is neither good nor evil nor is it not good nor evil.
>>26205099
A blessing from kek! We are all blessed!
>>26205119
Thank you kek! Praise him!
>>26204208
Praise Kek brothers!
His word is true,
His repeating digits show us his will,
The memes are his force manifested in the world,
Magic is his salvation.
Praise kek ten thousand times and more!
He is our surest friend and sweetest ally
To truly praise kek is to know ecstasy purer than any roastie could provide
To know satisfaction greater than any chad will know
To praise kek with all your heart is to tap into the very core of being.
Now lift up your voices, brothers, and praise him as one, with the Word he himself has taught us:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26205148
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOP KEK BROTHER!
See how nice the posting is here and how nice we all are in these threads. Not even shitposting is here. Kek has really blessed us all. Top kek brothers
>>26205175
Truly. occasionally we';ll get a heretic but they can't withstand our mighty voices projecting our cry "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Praise kek
>>26199182
top kek
check em fampais
>>26205197
Praise kek indeed. and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to heretics
>>26205148
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PRAISE KEK
>>26205202
He only blesses the true believers, give yourself to him.
>>26205202
You see brothers, we cannot presume to know the will of kek.
Kek works in mysterious ways, and grants his repeating digits as he pleases, not according to the will of mortals.
I offer this post as a token of my devotion to Kek.
TOP KEK
Why do yo guys stray away from the truth, and reject jesus as the true kek messiah? he died for you, accept him and you too will be eternally blessed.
>>26205327
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FILTHY HERETIC KIKE
I want to believe but I'm not convinced yet.
Show me the powers of kek
all praise kek
>>26205414
Kek will show you soon enough.
KEK IS A FALSE GOD YOU ARE ALL FILTHY GOYIM WORSHIP LEL INSTEAD
HERETICS OUT NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26205664
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FILTHY KEBAB
KEK IS ETERNAL
KEK WILL LIVE FOREVER
KEK WILL ACCEPT NO SURRENDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26206088
Ah blessed you are!
praise Kek! all will be good and safe because Kek is here for our protection!!
Kek is the ultimate bringer of peace and love for all things Kek
>>26205664
you're a false god. Kek is love, Kek is life. All things good and pure are so because of the love Kek brings us.
>>26201196
so Kek is a qt trap, too? praise be
Kek still hasn't given me a gf
WHEN WILL THE MEME MAGIC WORK?
>>26206374
You don't truly follow our lord.
>>26206374
THE FOLLOWERS OF KEK DO NOT ADHERE TO THE NOTION OF HAVING "GFS" BEGONE!
![139968664976[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oaxd2KG.jpg "139968664976[1].jpg")
No need to hassle other religions. It displeases Kek, the bringer of dawn and order.
Do not fight, do not bite. Only check.
For what is the world if not a pair of repeating digits at the end of a post?
>>26206544
Sweet dubs of kek
hopefully things will be good for me in the coming weeks.
Please Kek, with you everything is positive!
take no prisoners
>>26206544
Kek be praised, he blesses us with dubs again.
Give me a gf Kek and I will sacrifice a Normie in your name
>>26199182
>unironically worshipping kek
why
Can we get Kek to wipe out our enemies?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OT2OykJdfm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPnodPeh55
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKGvQFb1fr
Reminder to spread keks glorious hymns sung kindly by some anons last night
>>26206661
god-tier bait
>>26206645
Homicide is not the way Kek works. He has shown this to you by denying double dubs off by one.
>tfw life is too terrible to go on
I wonder if kek will save us from our personal hells
>>26206672
Only if Kek wills it
>>26206689
>denied double dubs
I guess not
Lord Kek, bringer of positivity
bestower of dubs,
I offer this Kek as tribute to your greateness
that I may too, be blessed with dubs
O Kek, master of memes,
lead us not into dismay with our use of thy ancient meme magic
but let it benefit us to bring great positivity to all your adherents
Kek be praised.
if i get doubles i will make an attempt to worship kek, i guess
>>26206716
forgive me Lord Kek, this meme was a desecration to your likeness, grant me penance.
>>26206688
>6688
Truly a Prophet among us, forgive me lord Kek
>>26206699
and as you can see >>26206688
he does not. We shall not hassle his plan by repeating human mistakes over and over. He has waited for millenia and knows how to roll.
The Egyptian pharaoh surely knows what he is saying.>>26206544
I want to believe!! Kek!
Will things be good for me in the coming future? Kek, please answer, please respond. A sign! I need a sign oh great Kek!
>>26206821
I'm sorry, Kek for asking for favors, but I need to know :(
Kek is not obligated to give us anything, should he will it, it will be done. :(
>>26206758
What of the kebabs and kikes?
I sure hope Kek and Zika team up and meme magic fucking wrecks this world after the winter
>>26206864
It is a well known fact that Lord Kek hates kebabs
>>26206922
He will end them!
>>26206922
Ah, you have been blessed brother. Praise kek.
AVE KUK
Robot, please do not turn away from the one true messiah, jesus christ. These dubs demand the will of KEK, the one true god.
>>26207012
BEGONE HERETIC, BEGONE FROM THIS PURE GREENLINE THREAD
>>26207012
your god is a false one, Kek is the light and the way.
>>26207066
DUBS CONFIRM JESUS BTFO
ALL HAIL KEK
Oh lord Kek, will I ever have a gf?
0-4 yes 5-9 no
>>26207145
Lord Kek has spoken.
Alas, the warmt of a female body will never engulf my genitalia and I will never smell the hair of a fair maiden.
>>26207145
Only through no gf can one be a real meme magician, Kek bestows his blessings upon you.
Praise kek lord!!! Cleansing our souls from the filthy outside world!!!
>>26207145
Do not fret, brother
For a girlfriend would only lead you further from our lord
Think of this as a blessing, you are now closer to lord kek.
>>26207210
>>26207256
Lord Kek truly is a generous deity.
I bare a great offering to the kek savior of kek!!! May kek bless me with no gf and I'll be waiting for enless piss jars in the after live.
Bless-it be yourself!!
Will Kek get me a GF?
Top Kek my brothers. Our flock seems to be growing well indeed. Stay true. Praise Kek.
Here is the offering, I forgot it.
When do we retake the holy land of /Pol/?
Toppest Kek, answer my prayers trough your dubs of wisdom.
Before I came here, I was but a mere normie - Still, I have never been tarnished by the touch of a gf. Was this the working of the omnipotent Kek, to grant me Wizardhood, so I could become his most loyal Disciple?
If you grant me dubs, O Lord, I will leave my normie ways and live in ascetic NEEThood until I become a true Wizard.
Will Trump win New Hampshire?
>>26207145
Kek, what tier of attractiveness will my next gf be?
I believe in kek fully, for he has shown himself to me many times. Praise Kek
>>26207831
Kek has spoken. I will leave this board forever.
REEEE for me, anons.
>>26207851
Yes, kek has told us that Trump will win, and the keksade will begin.
Praise kek, for his dubs are mighty!
>willfully choosing to be one of Kuk's memeslaves
>>26199182
Join me in singing praise to our Lord Kek.
The Kekology:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DYRh2gCuJu
someone should update this chart with Kek
>>26207988
He has shown you the path. Convert!
I just hope my digits please him no matter where I post
>>26208099
They shall my brother
>>26208099
You are indeed blessed!
I am a man of science, but after these threads (and this thread that i started) i really am a believer. It is too much of a coincidence, his name, the computer he seems to be in front of, appearing as a frog, liking repeating numbers and granting the majority who talk of him repeating digits. Top kek brothers
>>26208255
Your faith is not ill-placed, Kek hears your praise and is pleased!
>>26208255
Let the digits prove your faith is correct my brother
>>26208300
THERE'S NO END, THANK YOU BASED KEK.
>>26208300
And again he granted you too digits after replying to my post. This is quite amazing
>>26208347
There is no end, kek is eternal
>>26208300
Beautiful. Truly we have a wonderful god. Praise kek.
>>26206864
The kebabs killed the original inhabitants of Egypt and put Allah in Kek's place. Lord Kek wishes vengeance and misery upon the kebabs and thus we must slaughter them.
if dubs then every wish in this thread will be nullified
I wish for the brotherhood of Kek to gain immense power
>>26208932
And thus spoketh Kek:
"Ye who calls on the dubs or the trips or any number repeating shall not receive my graces and he shall have the same odds as the other disbelievers"
and the heathen who called upon dubs was not granted his wish, for he spoke blasphemies against the Lord Kek.
>>26208991
Very nice, brother.
>>26208981
We shall, brother.
Kek be praised, the bringer of light through the wonderous chaotic darkness.
I'm losing hope and feel like I'm about to snap.
Will praising Kek get me through these hardships?
Cause I'm seriously desperate, I feel like collapsing.
>>26208991
rerolling for the heathens
kek is a product of meme magic, not the other way around
>>26209045
Tell us the problem, brother?
Has anyone experienced weird number shit in their lives before? Myself, I have kept seeing "11" everywhere for years, when checking the time and such, far, far beyond what would be probable, I since found out this is really common, and even Jung talks about this, as synchronicity.
Just was curious if seeing repeating digits was something you'd noticed outside this Singaporean chewing gum discussing forum
>>26209108
check my 11
>>26209045
To have faith in Kek is to have faith in the order brought forth from his chaos. As a robot, you must recognize your role as a chosen disciple of Kek. These hardships you undergo and the anguish from them are all representative of your inability to see Kek's wisdom in the chaos. Have faith, and Kek will be with you.
Kek is a normie
>>26209094
Well, it's not really interesting, just feeling extremely tense and frustrated.
It's not even the standard ">tfw no gf", I just can't seem to get a damn grip on life and it's bothering the fuck out of me.
Coupled with how fucked up the world is, I can't even make sense of it any more, starting to have trouble separating good from bad, stuff like that.
I need some stability, I need some peace and if a meme-frog god can offer me that, I'll happily take it.
>>26209191
It feels like things have gone pretty tits up over the past year. It's hard to have peace of mind with all the shit going on in the world.
The weird thing about this kek business is it's the first time I've really felt accepted anywhere. It sounds pathetic (and it probably is) but It's nice to have people here who all kinda support each other. Even if it's because of a epic may-may frog.
That said. Praise kek.
I hope you come out the other side, brother.
>>26209191
there's a certain stability to coming on every morning and have everyone worship a frog with you.
