>roasties that cant take compliments
>roasties that cant enjoy your humor
>updog
>pure undiluted autism
Holy fuck, you're terrible.
>>26197448
>Just a guy having some fun and goofing off via text to some random girl is now considered autism
Christ you fuckers are stiffer than my cock in the morning after a week of nofap.
>>26197342
>her response
lmfao holy fucking shit wow
>>26197473
>i-it was just a laugh I swear I wasn't riddled with anxiety and praying to christ she would have sex with me
>>26197473
Look, I'm sure whatever intellectual disability you suffer from makes you frame this all ad being wacky and funny or whatever, but it's really, really not working.
>>26197473
I am diagnosed with Aspergers and I even I know that's autistic
>>26197342
what is it with these college hipster tumblerinas that love using the words like dear and sweetie?
i swear they are all fucking sheep that act and say the same shit as all the other western women
>>26197342
You both appear to be fucking retarded so I guess it's a good match!
>>26197349
>3 hour commute to school where she's in class for 10 hours
lmao, wow and this is to do what, be a writer? my sides.
she's fuckin retarded and her music taste is hipster, do dolphins have blowholes, really? no wonder OP is fucking with her.
>>26197342
>I wasn't sure dolphins had blow holes
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>I'm a writer so I could if I wanted
you two autists are made for each other
What the fuck is wrong with her hahahahaha
This is how autists sound when talking to girls, guys.
Specially neckbeards
>gargantuan idioms
what am i doing wrong, robots? i have such a good sense of humor but they'd rather chase after chads
>>26197349
That last little bit
>>26197491
This
>>26197511
>what is it with these college hipster tumblerinas that love using the words like dear and sweetie?
I hate it too. It's always in the most condescending context after some moralfag statement. Also what's up with roasties having to interpret everything in the most offensive way possible? Just fucking take something as a joke instead of trying to make some political movement of it
>>26197448
>>26197491
how was i autistic i was making a joke
>>26197342
LMAO she sounds like a fucking neckbeard.
''I'm a writer'' LOL
>>26197653
Nothing wrong with it, it's just you're not Chad.
>>26197741
because it's not funny and then you insulted her for not getting it
>>26197741
>>26197807
Every time I can't laugh at a joke someone does and acts offended that I didn't laugh and they try to pin it on my "lack of humour" I want to kill myself because what seems like 90% of the neckbeards I've met irl doesn't understand it's their problem for being unfunny.
>>26197869
>>26197807
whats wrong with my humor? my friends think its funny
>>26197349
>updog
>doesnt even respond the right way
>continue 'joke' anyway
are you even trying?
>>26197712
Anyone got that "war has changed" picture of triggered feminist hag?
>>26198298
That's why it was funny you retard.
OP use this
>are you an archaeologist?
>because you have all the koalafications im looking for
roasties fall for it everytime
>>26197869
you're literally whining like someone with no sense of humor right now. Those people don't seem too far off the mark about you.
>>26197511
Its called being pasive aggressive
>>26197448
If anything the roastie is the autist. Just look at that fucking wall of text
>>26198359
I'm sorry I can't laugh at a Miley Cyrus "Why do you have to put the dick in the pussy?" type joke said 100% unironically. Not for the sake of proving anything but for the sake of us getting real with one another, I'm known to be a laugh at anything type of person. I just can't laugh at normie/tryhard memer jokes.
>>26197511
it's kind of like when another guy calls someone a kid. It takes away credibility from the person you are talking to.
It's blatantly trying to disrespect you.
>>26197342
>I'm a writer
I hate when people say shit like this.
You aren't a writer, actor, or artist, until you have been PAID for doing it.
Usually only shitheads who have done nothing will saywill say I'm "X"
>>26197349
>>26197342
I kinda agree with the girl. You aren't funny.
Although she seems like a bitch.
>>26197342
>>26197349
Fucking hero
>>26197342
>makes a cheap joke
>gets her panties twisted over it
why isn't she more easy-going? holy shit, it's not even a big fucking deal. like chill, bitch.
>>26197349
You're alpha and she's a sperg carry on
>>26197511
passive aggression
also a lot of them watch too much british television
>>26197342
>i dont need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>im a writer
lmao
>>26197653
omg
thats too funny
>>26197807
Hello Plebbit whiteknight!!
>>26198431
The roastie is a standard issue, boring as fuck liberal arts 'artsy writer' girl with ever so slightly above average intelligence. She's pretentious and annoying, but not autistic. The OP is a fucking sperg.
>But sometimes silence is smarter than speaking.
>silence follows from her
>silence follows from him
self-rekt
>>26197342
>sometimes silence is smarter than thinking
>and oh boy will I tell you about it
uh huh
>>26197342
>>26197349
This is pure cringe. Do robots actually act like this or are you baiting?
>>26197349
oh god you did the updog thing
OP you are a gigantic autistic faggot.
>>26197349
wait, what's updog?
Literally the worst people use Tinder.
That includes OP of course.
>>26198820
>omg
>oh em gee
> Stacy
>Gtfo Bitch.
>>26197448
>niggas that don't find autistic banter funny
What are you even doing on this site
bumparinoo
>>26197342
holy shit she's autistic
>>26197712
I'd like to see the two of them fight
>>26197349
Wow she's a fucking spergburger. red alert
mcfucking killyourself op
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
>>26197342
She's literally a female fedora-tipper.
Heheheheheh shamee
Serious contender for saddest thread of all time. Those lame-ass jokes are just embarassing, OP. Prepare for a long, lonely virgin life.
Fembot here. The girl seems like a retard that's never used the internet before and doesn't know what trolling is.
>that wall of text
>gargantuan idioms
>fabricate intelligence
I can certainly tell she took a creative writing course recently.
>>26197349
Kek she seems like a tryhard bitch who just discovered the wonders of a thesorous. I applaud your commitment to the updog joke, keep on truckin nigga
>>26201505
Well, she's no fun.
>>26197473
goofing off has a time and place this guy is just writing random shit to a girl who isn't on the same page.
i used to do this all the time and it never ended well. i giggled to myself for like 20 minutes then realized i was just weird/"crazy" and i would go to sleep lonelier than before. it took me 7 years to gain any traction socially and goofing off wasn't any part of learning those skills.
God I fucking hate this breed of SJW tumblr saturated fuckery. I love to watch these types of people crash and burn in the real world when they find out that art school can't get them a steady job, that's when they realize their beliefs mean dick and the world doesn't give a shit about them. They just do shit for the sake of having the title, and they think they excel at it because it's just naturally easier as oppose to math or science. Anybody can write, you're not gonna make any money off it unless you're Jewish and live in hollywood.
>>26201712
Thanks, you fucking eggplant
>I don't need to use gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear.
>I'm I writer so I could if I wanted
try this on for size
weeeoowowoeeo
ghjghfgjhdfghjkjhgfdfghj
>>26197349
>Mfw anon doesn't realise he's being post-ironically trolled
zxcvbnbvcvbdfgh
>>26197641
thatsthejoke.png
THIS COMMENT IS ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL
>>26197342
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
Lmfao just lmfao. What a sanctimonious cunt.
>>26197501
That is not even what autistic means. If you are diagnosed you would know.
It seems like you're just trolling. If that'd the case you should find something better to do with your time. If not, perhaps you should work on your humor or just not try to be funny if its not your thing.
>>26201712
>Fembot here
>This makes my opinion more valid, pls pay attention to me xDDDDD :joy:
>>26197342
what a pretentious cunt, some people think so highly of themselves kek
>silence is better than speaking
>not just cutting all contact after that
>gargantuan idioms
What is she trying to say here? I'm not good at English.
>>26202989
By the looks of things, she falls into that camp too
>>26202989
leviathan parlance
>>26197342
That woman is the definition of pseudointelligence. You're still an idiot for making a fellatio joke though.
>>26202793
>>26201532
>>26199447
i go on the tinder subreddit and i thought i was being funny?
what else should i have done
i dont think she responded to this one
>>26203492
she looks pretty solid
>>26197342
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence
>I'm a writer
The "I have 110IQ and browse reddit daily starter pack"
>>26202605
>>26202653
>>26202633
>finding this even remotely funny
>she says we just met to you
>in a gas station bathroom; chad's cock she blew
>>26198338
I've been doing this for years
>hey are you jamaican
>cause you're the only 10 I see
It's a classic bait and switch, use your autism to your advantage
>>26203674
fuck off trip fag
also anyone who finds this remotely is probably 12 or from 9gag.
>>26197342
>>26197349
I hope you both get raped by aids riddled syrian refugees
>>26197342
>I wasn't sure dolphins had blowholes
>>26203789
Woah there buddy, cool down on the gargantuan idioms.
>>26203618
Ehhh more likely a 102 IQ and a liberal arts major that browses reddit. try hard pseudo intellects always try to use big words to appear more intelligent.
>>26197511
>Mfw my friend starts saying darling
>>26203835
That's kind of the point I was making. Like 110 IQ is the high end of average, which I always assumed was where the tryhard pseud types sat on the scale.
>>26197531
She wakes up at 7 you fucking spastic
>>26197342
>doesn't know dolphins have blow holes
>pretends to be intelligence
>urm a writer
sure, darling
Girl was embarrassing, Op literally cannot write a joke beyond "teehee im so random", cant we just sage.
>>26203516
>not liquid
Also anyone who sides with the hipster in OP's pic is an autist.
>>26199492
Nothing much, you?
Get it
>>26205512
get what? what do you mean
>>26202989
elaborate and on-going figure of speech (the whole dolphin bit)
>>26197342
>I wasn't sure if dolphins had blow holes
>[following that statement] If they didn't [have blow-holes] you were making a sexual innuendo.
She means 'if they did have blow-holes' but wrote 'didn't'.
I know it's just a minor thing but could someone explain to me how women are seemingly incapable of following their own simple logic?
...also:
>I'm a writer
hehe...this is a troll. That must be bait with such grammar.
>tfw wasted verses
why live
>>26205725
Cont.
I think I did well... Did I? No... I know I didn't
>>26205763
Sick bars bruh
>>26205797
Thanks.
There's one that went quite well
>>26205855
Until I realised she lacked literacy
>>26205551
"whats up dog" is negro slang for "whats up" or "how are you doing"
>>26205883
Whoops, forgot the pic, here it is
This lass wouldn't respond
Op back, need help since im autistic apparently
>>26206153
"Smoke crack and watch shrek?"
Girls fucking love jokes anon, this is always my opener.
>>26206153
Ando stop super liking them. Nothing more C U C K B O Y than super likes
>>26206153
>superlike a fattie
Why are women boring as hell? Is having a vagina all that they need so they don't have to do anything personality wise?
>>26206185
When am i allowed to message her again
>>26206419
Wait impatient fag
>>26206419
The sentence is too long
Cost you spontaneity
>>26206419
and the "with me" killed it. Makes it seem like its not a joke
Her profile says she likes bacon cheeseburgers so i think maybe thats my in
>writer
>rolling eyes
>getting mad about a sexual innuendo on a dating site
>eyes rolling harder
>pretending to be an intellectual while being a shitty little schoolgirl
>faster now
>intelligent but doesn't know dolphins have blowholes which is babybook biology tier
>eyes rolling so fast, they have broken the sound barrier, emitting a sonic boom that fractures my skull.
It's become impossible for me to tolerate women and their bullshit.
>>26197349
>chainsmokers, hardwell, aoki
she has shit taste stay away
>>26205699
every kid is self-proclaimed writer nowadays, since everybody can write (as opposed to draw or animate) and everybody likes to claim they are artistic
>>26197342
holy shit..."I'm a writer"
She probably thinks posting on tumblr is the same as winning the Pulitzer prize.
>>26197342
You aren't funny though. What did you expect from such a shit joke that didn't even make sense. Also why the fuck would you say the word Cock to a girl that you just met? You can't be this retardedly autistic , can you?
>>26197349
hardwell, chainsmokers, aoki
embarrassing, literally couldn't be more pleb tier
>>26203623
i think they're funny
you big turd
>>26203869
I'm a guy and I say darlin in a kinda condescending way pretty often, and also refer to my female friends as sweetheart upon a greeting/departing hug. Am I hammer worthy?
Those long words and paragraphs she's using to fake intelligence. She wants something good to screenshot to post it on tumblr to TELL OFF THE MAN! and get claps from her friends.
Vagina people are so stupid they think walls of text make they look smart
>>26197342
>Can I cock your blow hole
>cock your blow hole
>can I cock
>your blow hole
Holy shit the autism
>>26207135
GOOD JOB YOU FOUND THE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS JOKE CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
now fuck off
>>26203492
That was either an autistic joke or you were implying you just wanted to fuck her
If it was both than it was smart
>>26205855
Did you just rhyme rot with hatch? That's either terrible 'poetry' or just some autistic as fuck word choice
>b-but I'm being poetic
You're being autistic
The burger chick hasnt responded, but i think this one i was pretty clever with
>>26207507
ayyyyy nice job lad.
>>26207170
Wat
Do you really think I was just pointing out his joke?
You're also autistic
>>26197349
>Chvrches
>EDM
This bitch is retarded.
>>26197349
Get a match and a response
Waste it wtf dude
>>26197342
>I don't need to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence dear
As a writer myself, it is clear that her wording is terrible and displays a lack of "intelligence". All writers know that it is better to be simple and display clarity, than be complicated and miss your mark.
Don't respect her. No writer would use the adjective "gargantuan" to describe idioms.
>>26202605
This one made me kek hard. The other 2 not so much.
>>26208537
Besides that, if she was any good at writing then she would know that keeping a consistent tone is more important than showing off big words
>>26208907
Show stacey your superior intelligence.
My gift from me to you
>>26203623
poopee shakes tickled me
>>26206635
Good thing you are gay as fuck.
>>26197551
Freal this girl is retarded and has no idea
>>26197653
it's not you it's them desu
>>26203674
>tripfaggingkill yourself
>>26203492
this was smooth as fuck bitch is fucking stupid.
thanks for the keks, OP
>>26206153
Sex is good exercise, which you clearly need.
>>26197374
whats updog? :xx
>>26197342
my response would be "that's a lot of words for someone with nothing to prove"
she deserves a bit of a sting desu, she's already made it clear nothing's going to happen in a dickish way. but you don't need to be overtly rude either.
>>26201505
But you didn't open your mouth you typed it.
what a dumb skank
