Valentine's day is coming my fellow robots, how are going to celebrate it?
My parents will be making me a cake because that's my birthday
probably just think about how I'll never have a gf or something.
masturbate and watch Netflix, the usual
jerk off and slam my head against a wall until I pass out
>>26195316
Fuck yea man same here.
literally work. i have work all day and i'll do the same thing like i did last year. pass out flowers to all the women at work while wearing a snazzy bow tie.
>>26195495
I was thinking about doing this minus the bow tie and with origami flowers instead.
likely working 10 hours and coming home to my onahole
>>26195517
fucking go for it. chicks loved the flowers last year dude and the bow tie as well.
the bow tie is just something completely optional just added as an extra to the bland-ish uniform we wear.
>>26195830
>>26195517
>>26195495
Please leave immediately
>>26195907
how about no senpai
Pretend that i'm a famous youtuber as i play games and chat with my audience in my head in a vain attempt to keep myself from having suicidal thoughts invade my mind as i spiral further into depression at the recurring realization that i've been trying to stifle since i've realized just how lonely i am that all i ever truly wanted in my life and continue to lust for is to matter to someone.
TLDR; the usual.
>>26195305
That's a Sunday, right? Probably sitting in my room doing nothing.
Might be working on homework, but I shouldn't have anything to do.
I might kill myself that day though. Cliche, but that weekend is the only weekend where I don't have any obligations so I can just poof, disappear and no one would give one fuck.
>>26195305
Without the 4chan post date stamp thing I wouldn't even know what day it is, or month, or when valentine's day happens to fall on. I almost could not care less.
Damn... I forgot that was even this month. I'm probably gonna cry because she'll probably post something about her and him having a good time and I just won't be able to handle it
>>26195305
Haha, OP. I almost forgot about that day.....
By wearing a red dress and something sparkly (because why not) and eating copious amounts of chocolate while I wonder how many cats I should get later in life.
>>26196604
>By wearing a red dress
Be my gf.
>>26196642
It is not a sexy red dress
>>26196753
>It is not a sexy red dress
That's fine. I like unsexy red dresses.
>>26195305
it's a fucking jewish kike money-milking "holiday".
I'm not celebrating it because women here would get weirded out if you do something just because it's Valentine's Day.
I guess I'll get high and drink some beer. Maybe I'll smoke weed with my bro and we could pick up chicks to see if there's any luck. Not like we wont fail, just to laugh at how much we suck.
>>26195305
ride the motorcycle somewhere far, get something to eat, come home and drink booze. It's gonna be comfy
>>26196295
It'll be okay markiplier
>>26196769
Congratulations, you are now my bf
The same thing I do everyday.
Shitpost on /r9k/
>>26196880
kek, read this in Brain's voice
>>26196866
Wonderful, give me your Skype so I can take you on a Valentine's date.
>>26195305
Where are you supposed to tie the noose to?
I'm working that day. Thinking about sending a flower or something to this qt I work with....anonymously of course. Anyone ever do this before?
