ITT: Fictional characters that are literally you.
I used to be like Sam Tully until I adopted a new outlook on life and became exactly like Baelish.
I remind myself of Tyrian Lannister because not only am I a manlet, I am privileged and have a sharp tongue.
>>26193874
its even worse when your older brother is handsome and charming and intelligent and cares about you. just like tyrion.
>>26193822
No, you're just an angry Sam Tully.
>pic related.
I'm a boozer and constantly disappointing others with my false sense of superiority.
in every single fucking way
>>26193912
But I'm not angry at all.
I am merely enlightened. I understand how the world works.
Meanwhile, you are deaf to the sins of this world and will remain a cuck until you accept that morality is a stale meme.
>>26193990
morality is a stale meme is a stale meme
Don't jerk yourself too hard now. Lemme guess. 19 years of age?
>>26194024
Try 27 years of age.
We must embrace hedonism and the pursuit of power or we will perish.
My eyes are open and I am free.
You are a pitiful slave.
>>26194097
that's sad. You talk like a euphoric barely post pubescent sperg.
I agree though, lets get hedonistic. It would bring me great pleasure to throw you into traffic.
>>26194124
You are filled with hate for those you are jealous of.
This is the mark of the cuckold.
When you embrace my ideals you will understand that hate is useless.
Your betters are just obstacles to overcome, nothing more. You will be detached towards their existence and well-being.
All that exists, all that will ever exist, is the chaos. And it is a tool.
>>26194202
you speak like a memelord with your head in your ass. How I know this is because I have literally stated no position. Get fucked, shitbird.
Pretty close, unfortunately.
>>26193891
And he gets to fuck sister
>>26193990
Too much of a tryhard.
>>26194259
>is because I have literally stated no position
Not even him, but this is both adolescent and incredibly cowardly.
Whether you would admit it or not, you're afeared of being taken to task for mongy views, so you sit on your haunches and pass judgement.
Come on then, your smugness has gotten me in the mood for bickering.
Almost literally me
i am chuck
>Fictional characters that are literally you.
The "self" the chemicals in my brain created.
It's a fiction. A mere illusion.
I hate my temper
>>26194482
Se7en: Chad with perfect life gets his shit fucked up by the ultimate Robot.
My favorite movie.
>>26194381
Dude don't even. Guy's obviously giving himself the four knuckle shuffle cuz he just found out about the Ubermensch. I figured that stuff out 9 years before he did. Doesn't mean I dont agree, or to some extent - he's just a faggot.
>>26193874
I remind myself of Tyrian because I'm a manlet and my family hates me. He's by far the best character in that normie show
>>26194831
And now he's teaming up with the worst character in the show.
Why the fuck did they do this? I really hope her dragons just rape and eat her.
>>26194810
>Dude don't even
>four knuckle shuffle
You're the one who sounds like a faggot.
>>26194867
If we're lucky he'll bullshit a way into controlling her dragons and becoming the one true king of Westeros
>>26194867
>jorah
>bad
>literally a failed normie
>bad
REEEEEEE
>>26194909
No I'm refering to the blonde girl.
Jorah is the only thing that makes her segments watchable.
>>26193822
>the masked man, the mercenary
Baene?
Pic marinated
>implying Emmet isn't a robot
>implying the Lego Movie isn't /r9k/ - the movie
I was genuinely shocked when I first played it
>>26193822
ITS SAM TARLY SHOWFAG
REEE
fat, alcoholic, sociopathic womanizer. he's basically me if I were confident and charming instead of autistic
>>26193990
Baelish wouldn't fucking post on r9k. You're trying to stroke yourself into believing you're an "enlightened" mastermind; but if you were, you'd have no need to brag about it to strangers on a Slovakian silk-weaving board.
I wish i was someone cool
jewboy from zombieland, I'm scared of everything and have autistic rules for every obscure situation
Eddie from Nurse Jackie.
Had multi-year relationship with someone abusive while she has a main relationship.
Lose more and more just for her sake.still talk to her even after having lost everything once before
I'm also remarkably chill...but the very few things that set me off set me off bad.
>>26196280
>petyr cuckfinger wouldn't post on r9k complaining about chad stark
>>26196348
He also has a thing for lolis
>>26193822
I used to think I was like Petyr Baelish or Varys, but then I realized that if characters like this existed in the real world they would literally spend all their free time searching for ways to work around the system and advance in life AND they would have to get lucky to have any kind of success such that they rise in the hierarchy above millions of people.
The fact I am on 4chan proves I am not doing this, I am in fact more like Samwell Tarly, a hopeless autist.
>>26196522
Nah he has Gilly (even if he is a cuck). I'm more Hot Pie.
found some similarities with this faggot but the actor is childish gambino so fuck him.
>hated for serving justice
>>26193822
it's a one of a kind feel
I'm the smartest person around and I don't care about anyone
also me
>>26196663
I'm sure the special ed room you're sitting in is in awe
>>26196522
Varys would. Baelish would be here, because no Vale lords -> no Midlor Point -> just more baseborn trash.
Varys wouldn't need to scheme since he'd be crushing acting gigs left and right.
I'm an edgelord and I'm ready to die
He even started looking like me
supreme gentlecuck
>>26196663
Sure you are anon :)
At least your mom knows you're the smartest boy in the world :)
>>26196471
Sansa is too tall to be a loli.
im the fastest runner in all of 5th grade
I am the end and the beginning. I am the hand of madness
![254155-sheldon-cooper[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/joEzsol.jpg "254155-sheldon-cooper[1].jpg")
Less autistic, but not that smart.
Except no cute girl coming to save me.
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>>26193822
Probably Jon Snow.
I make it out that I've come to terms with being a virgin for the rest of my life and try to hold some sort of values but will probably fold when a vagina is presented in front of me.
>>26196663
Are you also a manlet?
She reminds me so much of myself that it has actually helped me understand myself better.
