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> small town canada
> 99% white
> no crime
> everyone is happy and friendly
> boring asf
>>26185919
trade ya
>> small town UK
>>95% white
>> some crime
>> still everyone happy
>> boring asg
>>26185919
I know that feel.
I live in Corner Brook Newfoundland. It is boring, but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Who /hkv in Toronto/ here?
I just want some femsle affection. So many Korean qts are here that pay no attention to me.
>>26186046
get a grip steve
>>26185919
>large town
>99% white
>everyone is rich and hates each other
>druggies everywhere
>GTA
>not Burlington or Mississauga
Guess if you like.
>>26185919
>NZ only city
>cultural wasteland
>far from everywhere in the world
>all girls look like they have some variation of downs syndrome
>boring asf
>>26186088
Didn't he go on a date with Rachel? Did it go bad?
>>26186144
cp get out
>>26186046
ayyy
>tfw you're a turbo-autist in classes that are 80% women
>tfw shitposting instead of studying for your term-test
end my life tbhfam
>>26186187
Ayyyy, undergrad in psych here
>>26186002
it's even worse in winter.
>>26186111
Oakville?
Its better to be bored than stressed out m8s
>>26186226
What's worse in winter
>>26186187
>>26186218
ayyyyyFifth yearundergrad here.
Can't say program without doxing myself.
>>26186262
Yep! Living the dreamnightmarehere!
wouldnt want to live in any of the maritimes provinces
have family there and JUST
>southern United States
>10% white
>crime everywhere
>generally unhappy and rude
>boring asf
>>26186287
I'm too lazy to bother tracking you or whatever anon, plus i didnt even know they had records open to public
I need to look into shit
>>26186287
>Can't say program without doxing myself.
This literally the only person in the program m8
I can't really complain about living in a boring small town, since I'm a boring person who doesn't leave the house
>>26186111
Perceptive analysis and sick get.
>>26186277
How depressingly boring it is.
>>26186327
then why are you in a canada thread you cuck
also rand paul seems to be the only logical candidate down souh
and rubio i guess?
>>26186334
This was meant to be you
>>26186312
haha that's where i'm at
>>26186355
holy shit, y-you too
This winter is one of the best
it was +4 today and very sunny, in february
comfy
>Texas
>about 50% white 40% Mexicans 10% nig
>only crime on the nig side
>whites on edge with Mexicans due to remember the Alamo
>everyone mean and would shoot you if they could get away with it
>love it and would never leave
>>26186438
>tfw Canadian and don't know celsius
D-do you mean 40 f anon?
>>26186363
Ah. I don't mind it being boring in the winter. I only leave the house to go to work, get booze/vidja, and go for a walk
>>26186461
how the fuck dont you know celcius? its on everything
> small town u.s.
> 99% white
> tweakers and pill heads shooting up gas stations and dollar general stores everyday
> everyone is a bible-thumping redneck who sits on their front porch cradling a shotgun and ranting about how the gay agenda has taken prayer out of schools
> my city looks like something out of a post-apocalyptic film
>>26186524
all my thermometers were bought from the US
>>26186560
still
news, car etc all in celcius
>>26186555
What state are you In
Original
>>26186580
car has option, weather network here says both, dont need news to see weather since i have the network
>>26186187
Do you like Jordan B Peterson class?
Im not in psych but enjoy watching it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_f53ZEJxp8TtlOkHwMV9Q
>small town
>40% black
>tons of crime
>boring as fug
>>26185919
>downtown tacoma washington
>52% white
>tons of crime, 2 friends died last year
>boring asf
>>26185919
>small town
>no crime
No shit. Fewer people = less trouble.
>>26186637
meh, gets old.
>>26186682
Kek, if only you knew what a real degree entails.
This is cakewalk next to actuarial science.
>>26186303
>tfw oakville as well
its all white!
>small town
>almost 80% black
>low crime rate
>boring af here, but close enough to big city not to matter
>>26186679
by people you meant niggers, right?
>>26186781
It's great, eh? but bronte village is shit.
>>26186942
not too sure just yet, moved from brampton a couple months back
>>26186994
well where are you currently? hopedale area here
ironic, i came from brampton 5 years ago.
>>26186461
Are you 60 years old?
>>26186781
>>26186262
>>26186111
Oakville here as well.
>>26187022
bronte ironically
>>26187050
nope, 22
>>26186781
I grew up in oakville and lived there until I was 18. What a boring ass shit city. You need a car to do anything and even if you have one there's literally nothing to do except get high. That's literally all I did in highschool was wander around downtown oakville and smoke weed. The parks are nice though.
>tfw no bf in canada
>>26187059
>>26187057
there's a lot of us. That McDonalds in Bronte pisses me off so much..
>>26187110
ill be your bf baby
>>26187097
where did you go to hs? STA?
QE park is great now
>>26187142
Are you even Canadian?
>tfw scarborough
K I L L M E
>>26187097
Correct on all counts, especially the car meme.
What highschool?
>>26185919
Where are you from OP?
Just moved back to my parents place a few months ago in rural Ontario.
I don't know why they thought raising kids here was a good idea.
>>26187168
of course i am posting in this thread afterall
>>26187165
>>26187181
I went to maclachlan, the private school.
>>26187176
I feel sorry for everyone who lives in Scarborough, North York, York or Etobikoke
>>26187218
you mean Appleby, by Okhlee's?
>>26187218
>1-12 private school
must have been hell
>>26187218
MOTHER OF GOD...What year?
>>26187276
>>26187263
>>26187251
S T A
T
A
(original post)
>>26185919
Salmon arm?
The found a body at my old high school today.
>>26185919
>small city canada
>mostly white
>no crime that i know of
>everyone is a fucking weirdo and does drugs
>boring as shit
i would fucking love to have been born in some rural place
>>26187245
Add Brampton to that list desu
anyone else live inoshawahere?
>>26187336
brampton is full of those creeper guys. hated it.
who /waterloo-kitchener/ here
>>26187276
The year with 20 people in my graduating class.
>>26187263
There were a lot of people from Europe which was pretty neat. I hated all the German kids but everyone else was cool.
>>26187396
oakville is so /comfy/
>>26187388
Cambridge here
The worst of the tri-citites
>>26187388
Yeah.
l'comment l'origninal
anyone /north of brampton/ here
>>26185919
>lived in a small west texas town
>only black guy there
>tons of meth related crime
>everyone moving away
At least it was fun
Who /uni of Torontoscarborough/ here?
>>26187478
get the fuck out of my thread
never post near me again
Who prairies here?
killmenow
>not having the restricted firearms permit and license bundle
non-restricted handling permit
restricted handling permit
buying and owning non-restricted and restricted firearms license
membership of a gun club
I dont get it. What are you complaining about, OP? You got internet and games. How can life be boring?
And since you are hanging around in here, you got no social life anyway.
>medium city USA
>55%-Black, 30%-Spanish, 12%-White, 3%-Asian
>born into poverty like 85% of the people here
>obscenely high crime
>robberies, assault, muggings, ect
>nig nogs responsible for most crimes at 74%, whites at 8%, don't remember the others
>history courses here are purely black history
>all taught by black history teachers for personal agenda
>literally a victim complex in those courses, teachers insisting whites are responsible for this city's downfall when historically this city was thriving, alive, and full of hard workers with almost zero crime until the huge black community moved in
>gangs come to follow soon after settling, mostly black oriented
>had a black kid call me a slave driver in elementary school over losing a basketball game and tried choking me out for it
Not trying to start a race thread. I know people aren't all the same and not ones actions speak for their people but the majority of blacks here hold misplaced and ill intended racial tension for no explicit reason outside " muh ancestors. "
Hell, I'm Hungarian and Slavic. I was the product of slavery and the cause of it genetically speaking for hundreds of years with my own people.
>ctrl+f
>Aurora
>0 results
at least I'm moving out of here soon
>>26187430
Cambridge is filled with redneck pickup truck drivers who live in trailers.
G U E L P H
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P
H
>>26187184
I live in Nova Scotia
>>26187647
scotiabank jew
>>26187647
How similar is your life to Trailer Park Boys?
>>26187515
well i'm 29.. it gets old man
>>26187698
minus the friends
tfw no friends social life or gf
tfw all i do is post on 4chan
>>26187396
>>26187276
>>26187396
Can't find my yearbook, but 2010 here.
Hit up [email protected] if you're so inclined.
>>26187631
I was born and raised in Guelph. It was nice when I left. But every time I go visit it's full to the brim with hipster SJWs. People who wear 80's clothes and don't appear male or female, girls with buzzcuts and purple hair. When I left the hipster infestation was confined to coffee shops. Absolutely disgusting.
I'm guessing you're one of them since you make fun of people that drive pickup trucks (i.e. people with decent jobs that didn't study humanities).
>>26187708
Im 27 myself. I hate people. I dont get why you would want to spend time with it.
>>26187781
I like pickup trucks actually but nobody who uses a pickup truck for work has what I would consider a good job. Fuck working with your hands all day so I can have back and joint problems by the time I'm 50. Stay mad Joe the plumber.
>>26187505
why? Does my existence bother you? I didn't realize how fragile you were, I'll try harder to be aware of your triggers.
>small town in southern patagonia
>99% penguins
>no crime
>no people
>please kill me
>>26187878
I'm a NEET but whatever. Why don't you go read some Vice article about gender issues while listening to prog rock? Or is it time to prep Jamal already?
>>26187921
really? dude what are you doing down there?
>>26188035
My welsh forefathers decided to fund a New Wales in the 1800's. Long story short, here I am.
>>26185919
That's the life OP. Living in Ontario is fucking trash. I'm from mississauga and i hate this multicultural shit hole. Can't wait to move somewhere small white and quiet.
>>26188067
Holy fuck, Welsh anon here. We thought you were a 3rd world country or some shit. Franky I'm surprised you have internet.
> Washington DC
>60% Black, 30% White, 7% Hispanic, 3%other
> crime is now average for a city (used to be terrible during the crack epidemic)
> Never boring
tfw glad I wasn't born in a country bumpkin ass town
anyone here from richmond hill? it's pretty ok here desu. i just stay in my room all day anyways.
>brazilian south
>95% white 30 y go
>50~60% now
>one of the most violent cities in the world
I'd change lives with anyone here
the reason I'm depressed is because i was born in this shithole
>>26188201
w-what part of richmond hill?
>>26188016
You seem more like a fulltime shitposter than a NEET
>>26188201
>>26188222
Rich mans hill
>>26188168
not him but aregntina is nice man, not too bad when it comes to infrastructure and civil services.
I stayed in Trelew for a while and i really liked it. Women are actually nice too.
>>26188248
don head village
>>26188248
not me unfortunately
How many of you toronto robots are asians?
im from toronto btw and I want to have robot friends but I get the feeling i wouldnt like them
>>26188295
>tfw i'm a 10 minute drive away from you
I don't like knowing that robots are real people that I encounter in real life.
>>26188168
It's actually not bad, it's pretty comfy. Latency sucks though, it's Australia-tier for games, so about 150/200ms for games in the US.
But mostly we're far away from fucking everything and it gets boring.
>>26188374
Collecting those Canadian neet bux and selling drugs. Richmans hill is great
>>26188438
ayy i'm on the OSAP buxs. I got 16,000 this year, shits cash. You only have to pay back 7,400 and I'm getting more money soon too.
lifes good.
>>26188438
>tfw my buddy has college paid for by selling weed
>meanwhile i have to use OSAP
not everyone here is rich
>tfw you live in a small city with (one of) the highest crime rates in all of Canada
My province is shit right now.
>>26186438
Alberta?
It's been in the pluses all last week for me. This is has been a weird and warm winter.
>>26187647
what part? up north or mainland?
>>26188543
uhh... saskatchewan?
>tfw you live in a small town with (one of) the safest in all of Canada
>>26188599
Northern Alberta, buddy.
>>26188498
lol OSAP. It's an alright deal for students but have fun paying that shit back even though its not the full amount.
I got a canadian pension plan for be "disabled". I just had to lie my way to enough professionals about my "condition" that i'm able to get NEETbux for the rest of my life now.
>>26188533
It's great for the endless amounts of older to middle aged white men i deal with.
>>26188636
I mean, I have 7,400 of it in a savings account right now. I'm not a mad man who'd blow through it all.
>>26188659
Just fuck school and become a NEET. Autism bux are easy to get in canada. Make sure to apply for community housing for an even better experience.
>tfw live in a small town in Canada as well
>population of 1000, maybe a tiny bit less or more
>more than 70% of the population is 50+ years old
i need to get the fuck out of here. what city is the cheapest to live in for a student? im in ontario if that helps
>>26188689
but how much money do you get? is it guaranteed for life?
>>26188149
Northern Ontario is pretty much all white isn't it? The refugee hordes tend to congregate around the GTA. Been considering getting the fuck out of mississauga and buying a plot of land up there
>>26188630
fort mac?
>>26188727
Yea up North. It's not even the syrian hordes. The whole city and the surrounding GTA is full of hipster SJWs, islamic goat humpers, and chinese.
I can't leave mississauga due to me being a wage slave but one day i'm getting out. I would leave if your able
>live in small town on Vancouver Island
>full of old people
>literally everyone is a pothead
>smell pot if you go on a walk at night past houses
>rainy all the time
>no bus from where i live and i dont drive so hard to go anywhere
>comfy as fuck though and trees everywhere
>>26188630
>>26188543
>two years ago, friend calls me stupid for not following day sweet Albertan oil money
>price of oil plummeted in this timeframe
>friend loses job, is financially fucked, even though he has a family
>other people are losing their jobs, and its hard to get jobs there
I'm glad I stayed in Newfoundland
>>26189260
>newfoundland
worst accent ever
>>26189346
You do realize we don't all sound like that right?
>>26189421
>tfw I killed a thread,b'y
>>26190455
>tfw I killed a thread,b'y
Not with that get you didn't
>>26189421
>>26190455
So what I love my rural Newfoundland accent. Be proud of where you're from. Don't imitate the goddamned mainlanders. Those weak pussy yuppies never did anything masculine or tough in their entire lives.
Let's not forget the Vikings discovered North America via Newfoundland and named it Vinland.
Be proud of your heritage.
Looking to finally an hero, what gun can I get in Canada
to kill myself without disfiguring my face too much, I want
to ideally preserve my face so that my parents have
something to look at at my funeral, what caliber should I
use?
Would stealing a bullet from a friends house and making
a makeshift one time use gun do it? Will the cops be able
to track it back to him? Would he get in trouble?
who /durhamregion/
i've only found one other roboto here from whitby (where I live)
>>26188710
What are you closest to?
>>26185919
>mfw i yelled at an arab for throwing his cig on the ground
WE HAVE LAWS HERE PAL
> large city
> roughly 50% white
> visible minority population has increased by 31.8% since 1996
> humans everywhere
> degenerate scum around every corner
> liberal paradise
> no cultural identity
> no signs of improvement
> no hope
>>26192123
you'd want to use a shotgun shell in the end of a pipe with another larger pipe that fits over the first one, capped at that end with a pin or something on the inside. Don't just use a random caliber cartridge, because the projectile velocity if you just take say, a 9mm and stick it in the end of a pipe will be way lower since the diameter won't be right and the bullet will do way less damage and probably just maim you instead of killing.
That being said, please don't kill yourself anon, but if you do try, do it right so you don't end up a half conscious vegetable.
>>26188710
Do you live in renfrew county by any chance?
>grew up in Montreal
>move to Edmonton
>girls act like men "Muh country and pick ups"
>outsider because hate trucks and country
>everyone is an inbred farmer
>desu senpai just end it
>>26193455
>>grew up in Montreal
HAH! FAAAG!
>>26193455
I'm not an inbred, anon. Come hang with me at Macewan res :^)
>>26189130
Sounds like Victoria.
>>26188630
Grande prairie?
>grow up in provincial capital
>move 10 minutes out of the city
>it's beautiful
>small town is now nearby
>big house, big chunk of land
>wander around the outdoors while smoking copious amounts of cannabis
I am in heaven.
>>26189130
Parksville?
any Toronto robots wanna talk to a lonely female :')
maybe we can Justin Trudeau
>>26194949
Hipsters & Old people
>>26187311
Good old slammin' arm, home of cheesy rock, homophobic Christians, and OKC
>>26185919
>small town canada
all the towns in canada are small, even the cities barely have anything in them
>live just outside tiny town in the middle of nowhere
>little crime
>almost completely white
>cops are friendlyI've had them drive by my house and slow down to say hello and ask how my day is while I was sitting in a lawn chair getting hammered
>rent the old family farmhouse from grandpa, it's on a good-sized chunk of land where I can go shooting for fun
>actually get flirted with sometimes because I'm not horrendously ugly, a meth addict/cook, or poor
It's pretty nice, actually. Internet's not the greatest but the rest is pretty okay.
> small town canada
> 90% white
> crime
> everyone watches you knows who you are
> no one gives a fuck cops don't give a fuck
> alright i guess
>>26195790
U mad, faggot?
Meet me outside of the klan building so I can beat you
>>26195675
yeg
I grew up in Sarnia. No other place in Southern Ontario could compare to that shithole.
>>26186002
Dude, I was born there! Live in BC, though.
>>26187245
Richmond Hill here. Whenever I go to Scarborough, I'm always impressed with how alive it seems in comparison.
And yet, both are completely fucking dull. How sad. And they wonder why North York has so many streetracers, there's fucking nothing else to do here besides drink/smoke weed, go to liberal circlejerks, or smash a nitro-boosted Civic into a wall and die.
What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby? -I don't fuck the burger before I eat it
>>26187586
>tfw i spent 18 years of my life in aurora
im living in newmarket currently. basically the same. at least our town hydro isn't a sellout though.
>>26195908
add me on kik theglidedlilly
>>26187388
KW reporting in
God needs to flood this place like in Noah's day
Anyone here go to York Mills Collegiate?
I regret ever going there
>>26196628
Aren't you that whore from the Canada /soc/ threads?
