>Hi, dad. I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Kim Chang
How would you react?
>>26183944
Congratulations son
>dad
>implying
>there are literally still people on this board RIGHT NOW that don't think women live life on absolute godlike easy-mode
>>26183944
If she makes you happy, then I'm pleased for you.
>>26183944
Son, always wear a condom forever.
>>26183944
Why are you out dating possible Chinese spies when you should be working maintenance on the Prydwen?
>>26183944
He is not exactly good looking. I would be happy if it made my son happy. I would be angry if my daughter brought home a black dude. I have that double standard desu.
You should marry her, son.
Mixed kids are so cute and healthy. I learned that in Sociology 101 from Dr. Maury Shekelstein.
>>26183944
Uhmm, son, I'm sorry I've fucked you up like this
Is she funny or something?
Son why are you white
>>26183944
What, is she funny?
>>26183944
If you have kids tell them your grandfather is dead
I dont get it, is she funny?
>>26184418
She's fugly
>>26183944
>"Pleased to meet you, miss. What parish are you a member of and when do we meet your priest?"
Joke's on you faggot, my dad's dead.
>Not virgin anymore
>Have a son
>Unlike his pathetic old man, he actually got a gf before 30
Feels good man
>>26183944
why does she already have a ring on? guess my son is a cuck, or possibly a buck
>>26184207
get out shitskined cuck