>tfw you have a secret specific goal in life
>>26182809
My goals are fap/vidya/tendies
By the power of these dubs, I command thy to tell.
>>26183200
uh oh spaghettio
>>26183200
Op fess up cmon now spill the beans lad weweee
>>26183200
check'd and rekt m8
>>26183200
Trips and I tell.
>>26183273
dont disobey the dubs lad. there's a special circle of hell for degenerates like you
>tfw only reason life has been mediocre so far is so I grow up humble like how Dumbledore made Harry live with the Dursleys
>tfw my purpose will soon become clear when i partake on le epic quest
>>26182809
What is your secret goal?
>>26182809
my secret goal is to impregnate as many 10/10 women with my tweaked DNA, so all the little mistake-genes I have are gone. not any crazy shit.
and then live the rest of my life as a fucking rich rockstar with my soulmatewomen and just be happy.
and I believe there isn't a better way to fullfill your ego life right?
Is your secret goal me?
>>26183363
You know it, baby
>>26183361
What do you have to offer these 10/10 women?
>>26183363
>>26183391
this is sadly a more heartfelt love than that of a norman couple you see walking down the street
>>26183413
And I'll cherish it forever, anonI love you
>>26182809
Same, been slowly gathering the things I need for the last three years
Will be another ten until I can put everything into play though
>>26183572
I wish you luck. My goal is around 10 years away also.
>>26182809
>>26183572
>>26183732
How common/normie are your goals?
I have a few long term goals as well but I don't think there's anything particularly noteworthy or special about them in the grand scheme of things.
I want to own a house and have a family. I'd also like to be a published author but that can take decades for all I care.
>>26183509
I love you too, anon, forever
Knock up one of every race. Already decently far along with it.
>>26183968
Not normie at all.
I'm going to share my plan with you guys.
Alright, so theres this old friend of mine, Joseph, he went by Dr. Chaos for a while before we were busted. Our big plan was to wipe out Chicago by poisoning the water supply with cyanide we were hoarding in a warehouse in the south side. We got it from old treatment facilities.
Hes in a high security prison out west now, due for release in 2019. When he gets out, I'll be there, his closest followers will be ready to pick off where we left.
No doubt hes cooked up some new schemes, weve got a few ourselves. Nothing so blatantly disruptive this time. Underground stuff, we've got classified stuff from two military projects the iranians or chinese will pay top dollar for, ones the f35 and theres the Virginia submarine class.
>>26184314
Police have been notified.
>>26182809
Tell me you bitch ass arrogant frog man
>>26182809
Yeah, always imagine living in a beach hut when i'm around 40 and working in a local bar for money.
