How the fuck do I introduce myself to this Asian qt in my class right now without seeming like a faggot
>>26181632
FUCKKKKK CANT EVEN POST A PICTURE RIGHT FUCK ME
>>26181632
Just introduce yourself? There doesn't have to be a reason. I think it's implied when you finally man up and say something to her.
Australian classrooms look cool
>>26181632
Tell her about how much you love china cartoons and ask her what her favorite ones are.
Tell her you also once had a Jansport backpack and say nothing more
she isn't even that good looking
>>26181632
"Haha, fuck this class amirite?"
just say hi. Maybe just try to be friendly because classmates.
Ask for her number if you start talking with her more.
>>26181668
>it's 4am in Australia rni know bc my connection is slow as shit
I can't even pronounce her name. She's fresh from China
>>26181632
forget your pencils and ask to borrow one or don't show up to a class and borrow notes. Don't seem desperate for conversation the first couple of times talking, Anon. Seem disinterested at first and then make small talk over time. Don't rush it.
>>26181926
ask if she knows Evelyn Lin. Evelyn Lin is from China.
Ask her about the Great Wall and if she ever visited it. Tell her you always liked its history and heritage.
>>26181988
I don't give a shit about the Great Wall I just want to make a good first impression
>>26182026
compliment something about her style and asked if she picked it out herself
>>26182026
Then you PRETEND to be interested, shit are you this retarded?
Ask about her lecture notes, ask if she minds sharing the notes with you or if she allows you take a look at them to see if you missed something.
JUST say something you thick fuck.
Also, are you even white?
First of all, you might want to get off the ceiling and sit in your chair. People will think you are strange otherwise, Anon!
>Ask her about the Great Wall and if she ever visited it. Tell her you always liked its history and heritage.
Do not do that.
>forget your pencils and ask to borrow one or don't show up to a class and borrow notes. Don't seem desperate for conversation the first couple of times talking, Anon. Seem disinterested at first and then make small talk over time. Don't rush it.
Do that.
>>26182091
Of course I'm white
>>26182130
Are you fond of yellow fruit?
>>26182142
>don't show up a class
Slowly ruin your life just for a chance to talk to a girl.
>>26182143
>op gets an apple watch
Tell her that you've always wondered if having narrow eyes makes it harder to see things. No matter what you've made an impression and she'll remember you.
>>26182142
I'll have to try that next class and pretend I'm not prepaired (even though I am)
>>26182179
A. I'm not fat
B. I will never buy one of those shitty things
Treat her like a normal grill, they don't like to be treated like aliens.
Make her feel like any other girl, except you are kinda interested in her.
Also move quick, they tend to get friends soon. Make sure you are one of them. Once she got integrated into some circle of friends it's almost impossible to get in touch for us robots.
Don't, she's ugly pham
>>26182165
It's only one time, once you're in college you'll skip almost a third of all classes and you still might pass.
>>26182183
Lol.
No, fuck no. Don't even consider this.
Still funny though.
I'm fucking doomed
These things you guys are recommending are making me anxious as fuck
>>26182298
Of course they are.
But that means they are working.
It's like in vidja, when you meet enemies it usually means you are on the right way.
>>26182240
Fuck off she's beautiful
Say hi to her in Mandarin, that should get the ball going.
"Ni hao" is the standard hello phrase. Good morning is "zao zhang hao" and good evening is "wang zhang hao".
Source: My Chinese girlfriend
>>26182366
Nice doublettes.
>>26182281
I've already finished college, this shows you are not even interested in the lectures, what are you even doing there then?
Think about that when you and your friends at mcdonalds are doing a strike for a couple more dollars a month.
>>26182366
I couldn't possibly make myself sound more autistic by saying that
>>26182298
As soon as class ends, ask for help with notes or homework ans stall as best you can. You need atleast a minute or two. Once everyone has left the room, chloroform her and take her home. Then microwave some tendies and have a romantic dinner when she wakes up. Make sure she eats all the hardboiled eggs first though.
>>26182406
It's an east as fuck >>26182407
mandatory health class that the college requires so I couldn't care less tbqh
>>26182407
I got my gf and the ton of contacts I have in the Chinese local culture by simply punking my chink coworkers to teach me Mandarin.
One of them took a liking to me and introduced me to my gf.
>>26182366
Hehe. You said wang...
>>26181668
Top kek my man, top kek
Be a Chad. Then everything else will come naturally.
>>26182406
Guess that depends on the lectures, I just wrote an exam I a lecture I attened 3 times this semester and I'm 90% sure I passed. Some of these things like IT-competence are just plain simple. But I guess that also depends on your major.
>>26182412
This is your only chance OP. Everyone else in this thread is lying to you.
Welp I just fucking blew it.
Decided to introduce myself by shaking her hand but I didn't realize how fucking sweaty my hand was, the I noticed she drinks coffee every class so I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee sometime (I hate coffee) all she fucking said was "oh, no thanks" with her head down and walked away SHE WOULDNT EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT WHAT THE FUCK SENPAI
>>26182629
Did you follow my advice? >>26182475
Seriously contemplating whether I should just fucking hurl myslef off the bridge on campus after that one Jesus Christ how much more of a retard can I be
>>26182143
You a chub chub op
You sat there and took a picture of her and then posted it on the internet for help you're beyond lost
>>26182665
I'm 6'3 185 fuck off
>>26182658
It could have been worse, OP. At least you did it sober. I mean that's more than many robots do. Think of it as practice.
>>26182143
>fatty
>autism jeans
give up OP my man
>he thinks gooks don't exclusively want Chad
Fat weebs blown the fuck out.
A qt Nepalese girl sat next to me in my Business Stats class this semester, but I saw a pic of her boyfriend on her laptop as her screen (at least I assume it was her boyfriend) so I got up and changed seats.
>>26182744
Can a fat person even wear non-baggy jeans? Wouldn't they just be "fatty jeans"?Insert smug remark about you posting anime and calling others autistic here
>>26182774
>>26182752
I'm not even fat you retards
>>26182770
no one actually sets their boyfriend/girlfriend as a wallpaper on their laptop
that shits creepy
>>26182899
You're still a degenerate, weeb faggot. I bet you look like a typical weeb.
Gooks hate disgusting weebs.
>>26182960
>implying I'm a weeb
Just because she's Asian doesn't make me a weeb or obsessed with Asian women, just her
>>26182928
Maybe it is, but don't think it would be creepier if it wasn't?
>>26182464
that pic related
>>26182629
You blew it the second you put her on a pedestal in your head.
>>26181632
"Hey haha my phone is Chinese! and you're Chinese haha!!"
>>26181988
Don't do thisoriginal
>>26182629
why the fuck would u ask a girl u never really had a conversation with if se wants coffee? its 2016, everyone knows what "want to get some coffee" means, you fucking creep.
>>26184200
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I MADE THIS POST
You don't. You wait until she initiates conversation with you or meet her through a group of friends.
In other words, you are fucked. We all are
>>26182899
You have an adorable wrist.
>>26181632
>sup senpai kawaiii haha ching chong bling blang
>>26181632
First thing you should do is show her this picture, I bet she'll be flattered.
>>26184245
>HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
>>26184200 is a normy or a troll
however, if you didn't know, why did you do anything?
I don't know exactly what you should do, but it is something along the lines of what chad does, he turns to her and say something funny, somehow it makes her turn to him and give him a look, then a while later he says something else and she pouts or makes a cute little noise like "nhuhu" like she is laughing sarcastically, then when they are walking out the class he talks to her some more and they go to the cafeteria and get a juice box together or something
I have no idea what the fuck he says, it is like watching a master pianist or something, but I generally know you need to at least TRY to do something like that.
>shake her hand
hmm
>>26182143
>that chubby arm
he never stood a chance, lads
>>26181632
Talk shit about japan. All chinese women hate japan.
>>26185317
>>26182143 is the same arm as >>26182899 so its clearly the angle you incompetent neanderthal
>>26182240
Kek, chad pls
I feel so bad for OP.
senpai do some shit like pass her a love letter and make sure u gt caught just shrug it off and play it kool like some bad ass
Simple pi kup project go. Watch thosr on u2oob. Giodnight
>>26184245
i get that but i dont think any of the serious posts recommended asking her if she wants coffee you moron. congrats u fucked up for urself.
>>26182143
dude i literally have the same boots
>>26186811
Me too senpai. My fucking sholaces untie themselves every fucking 10 steps
>>26186494
I thought it was a good idea seeing as she comes to class every single day with a coffe in her hand
>>26186938
Tie a knot in the end of each lace with 3-4" of lace sticking out if you don't mind them being loose on you that way they will never come untied and the laces will be out of the way
>>26187581
It was a good idea. You dont earn a womans interest by talking to her. Women like animals are primitive and immediately decide if you are a worthy mate or not. You got rejected.
How the fuck should we know?
And even if she ends up being your gf down the line you'll have to leave.And we both know you couldn't survive without us
>>26187746
Yeah.
You cannot win everytime.
Try again, anon.
>>26187746
Ok let me explain my actions a littler further. Seeing that she was clearly from China and spoke English with a heavy accent I figured flirting in the normal sense (ie. Looking at them and smiling and making them laugh) wouldn't work that well but then again what the fuck do I know i figured just being forward and trying to seem as friendly as possible might work. Clearly it didn't
>>26182629
of course she wouldn't make eye contact,she is new to the country and probably is going to stay shy for a while.your best chance now is too just somehow chit chat without looking like you have autism
>>26182143
Try not being an ambulocetus, Opie.
>>26182629
jesus christ, OP
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>>26188017
That's exactly what I was trying to fucking do over coffee but I guess that's asking too much. I'm going to try the "hey do you have a pencil I could borrow" next class and see how it goes
>>26188058
Shiggity-dew
>>26188026
What in the fuck did you just call me? I had to google that one
>>26181950
>>26182629
For future reference, OP, this would have worked best. You don't go from not knowing someone directly to hanging out without a mutual acquaintance. You've got to make sure they don't pick up on the creeping you regularly do.
>>26188058
Give up buddy.
>>26187746 has the right idea; it really is about initial attraction. It's not like the movies where you get her to fall in love with you over your starlight personality, if she doesn't like your face on first glance, you don't have a chance, and your fumbling attempts to talk to her won't change that.
>>26182366
Cao ni ma is a more formal greeting for first introduction. If you want her number you ask wo de jiji hen da.
>>26188153
Shut the fuck up you literal piece of garbage. I was about to respond to you but I noticed your a trip fag and imo that's more embarrassing then getting rejected by some girl I just met so please go kill yourself. Please.
>>26188274
i've tried pal
>>26188274
>>26188123
I called you a fat, extinct, seadwelling manbeast. You have the soft hands of a child, I bet you think you look tough in those boots.
>>26188058
Yeah nigga, give it up.
There are others.
Trying too hard will hinder your chances with other females. Remember, these things gossip.
>>26188423
This. Girls talk about creeps.
>>26181632
Start by not photographing her secretly like some kind of fucking whackjob.
>>26188348
Man you hit the nail on the head with that one
>I'm actually 9 years old
>I found the OP pic on Google
>mfw
