boys on the internet: tfw no gf, tfw no qt autistic gf
the same boys irl: *laughs at socially inept girl*, mocks any girl who is less than a 9/10
>Implying that's true
>Implying you're a girl
>Implying fembots exist
>no gf to talk with all day online and watch movies and play vidya
i dont mind looks because im pretty bland, i just want someone to spend the day with and do stuff
>>26181203
>>26181372
I have a cyber-gf and she's a fembot...
>>26181372
This feel. So. Badly.
>>26181561
>I'm being tricked by a guy with video-to-webcam software
ftfy
>>26181586
Nah, i saw pics of her face, cam, etc
Also almost 6 months talking with her, so yes, she's from here, 4chan, and she's not a guy or trap
>>26181561
I bet you bought stuff for "her" too, hahaha I wonder if it was me, I have already gotten $200 in stuff from amazon this past month from losers who think I'm some girl that they can orbit.
>>26181372
>tfw no boring bf that's content with comfy silence
>people find it weird to sit in a room with someone and not talk
God damnit I just want us to read in different corners of the room and occasionally check up on each other. Alone together and all that.
>>26181628
Six months?
>>26181664
yeah i feel you, thats about as comfy as life can get, its all i ask for, a comfy and simple life with someone
>>26181125
I see what you're saying, but that applies for everybody not just guys
In real life i got severely bullied mostly by girls (im a girl myself) and on the internet they acted like angels and were kind to me
I hated them so much
I hate them so much
They are the most hypocritical insufferable witches ever
I hope they die soon and rot in hell where they belong
>tfw i am on my way to becoming a neurosurgeon
>tfw i'm already in an ivy league medschool
>tfw i have half a chance of getting a quiet qt doctor gf
even if i don't get a gf, i can probably still afford expensive escorts and buy a futuristic female companion ai with a qt voice
really, no losing at this point
I wish I had an ugly/socially inept/fembot girl to be my internet friend. I'm not looking for a relationship with anyone, I won't buy stuff or be a beta orbiter. I'm just tired of feeling like I'm about to be judged or attacked every instance by pretty girls who can act like shits and get away with it because most guys are too horny to tell them to stop.
I just want friends.
>>26181125
we all know this isn't true tho so naaaaaaaah
>>26182625
post your skype info
>>26182765
noideaforanamewow
Please don't make fun of me or anything.
>>26181125
You are all beautiful, fembots.
>>26181664
>>tfw no boring bf that's content with comfy silence
literally all i want anymore
>>26183573
>>26181664
>got a fembot gf
>she broke up with me because I was "too calm and quiet all the time"
nice nice
The only difference between fembots and "Stacy" is the fact that fembots are butt ugly, mentally fucked, or (usually) both. They have the cruelty potential of any other women, they just reign in a different environment
>>26183573
Pls be my gf
Unsurprisingly
Unoriginal
I want an ugly gf, I don't care how ugly you are. Northeast england here, are there any girls in my area?
>>26181125
>gets bullied by boys
>doesn't call them mysoginists and ruins their sex life
It's as if you didn't know how to be female senpai
Is getting an online bf a bad idea? Especially long distance?
I'm considering making one of those ideal mate things for /soc/ but actually taking it seriously
>>26183863
>/soc/
You're just asking to be used as Chad's little toy
>>26181125
>tfw used to be ugly lonely no bf girl
>met boy on steam 2years ago
>we LDR for a while get on really great and eventually move in together
>year living together now
>mostly happy
>tfw sometimes miss falling asleep on skype and goodmorning texts
>tfw know i'm too ugly for him to really like me romantically or sexually
>only puts up with me because i'm good company (or just not unbearable) and a girl
>>26183863
Yeah but /soc/ is shit, you actually probably have a better time posting it on /r9k/ or just weaseling it in to some unrelated discussion on some other board.
>>26183950
Posting /soc/ial things like rate and meet up threads is usually heavily discouraged on /r9k/ especially when posted by women
>tfw you want a gf
>tfw you have nothing really to offer
>tfw you want the person to be average
>tfw you want the person to have some slight shared interests
>tfw you are shy/introverted enough so it won't happen
>tfw all you legit really want is a gf but someone that isn't dependent on you for their life, being with them makes you happy but you don't want 100% reliance
>tfw no punk tomboy gf
>>26182765
hey... not trying to crowd out my fellow anon but do you mind talking to me on Skype too. just need someone to talk to that isn't a steam friend
>>implying that i would ever mock a girl
>>i know all those socially inept feels and would never laugh at someone because of it
Anyone want to guess how much female contact has common decency and white-knighting got me ?
>>26181628
how can i find guys that will orbit me? i need stuff desu
>>26185265
I'll orbit you desu
Pls post contact
