>tfw your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
>tfw dick hole points at the gap between toilet seat and bowl naturally
>tfw piss slips through that gap into bathroom floor if you piss carelessly while shitting
>>26173671
>tfw you might get an infection because of it
>3.5" dick length when flaccid
>never have to deal with these problems
pretty sad about it desu senpai.
>>26173723
this is the one bad thing about being a man
>>26173671
>sitting down when you have a morning wood
That's a new level of autism
>>26173671
>piss on side of bowl to not make any noise
>dont even have a reason to be silent but do it anyway
>>26173868
I like how r9k makes me feel more connected to strangers on a chinese imageboard than to any of my family members.
>tfw no dick to touch the inside of the toilet bowl
>>26174219
Why'd you cut it off?
>>26174219
ayy bb you want to see my toilet bowl ?
Pee pee
For me?
Poo poo
For you!
Think tonight I'll kill myself
And take Pepe with me too!
>>26174250
Born without
>>26174260
Sure bb. Post pic right now.
>>26174304
Do you still have testicles?
>>26173851
Yeah,if you disregard the higher suicide rate. Or the complete lack of opinion in whether or not to keep a baby. Or higher risk of assault. Or, you know, the risk of getting drafted and shipped overseas. But you're right, I must be full of shit.
>tfw dick bends downward
>can piss with an erection without any trouble
>>26174320
No
>tfw no prostate either
That's actually one thing I rellay you you guys...
>>26174462
Omg bitch get out I'm the real penisless human here
>>26173868
I always piss right into the bowl, even with people trying to sleep. I've never woken someone up by pissing and even if someone was up, I grew up in a house with a mom who never knocked so I had to make damn sure the dumb bitch knew I was in the bathroom before she came in, despite the fact that the bathroom door in our house was NEVER closed unless someone was in there.
>>26173671
>tfw new toilet
>tfw now my benis sometimes touches the inside of the toilet bowl
>tfw can't piss standing up
>tfw piss either comes out like a fire hose or a pinhole poked in a balloon of water
>pisses naturally in an upward arc
>only way I can piss standing up is if I pull on the frenulum which pulls the head down and stops the arc piss
>tfw doing that splits the stream
If I have a semi, I can piss a little over 2 meters.
>>26173833
>2" dick length when flaccid
JUST
