>have to make a phonecall
>>26164690
>can't do it
>mommy does it for me
>>26164690
>that feeling of relief once you power your way through it
>what is text to speech
>>26164721
>tfw you're visibly sweaty after making it
>>26164690
>tfw a female picks up the phone at the other end
>>26164718
>tfw actually used to be like this
>tfw having to make a phonecall makes me want to take a few shots beforehand
>doesn't answer
>have to leave a message
i thought i was the only one with this probelm
>>26164690
>have to send a formal e-mail
>have to write personal statement for CV
>>26164690
>At cubicle, slaving away.
>Phone rings.
>It's the CFO.
>qtp2t starts talking to you
>>26164750
TFW = that feel when
NOT "that face when"
You want MFW. Fucking n00btard
>>26165248
I am literally procrastinating writing a few emails that would ensure me a place at college since November. Contact with humans in a formal context is hell.
I used to get really nervous ordering food over the phone
I don't really give a shit anymore. not sure what happened.
>>26165248
>Post your ResumeOrgnl
>have to write an email
>normal person could do it in two minutes
>put it off for three days and lose sleep over it
>have to make a phone call
>can't do it
>Mummy can't do it either because her English isn't so good
>has to call one of her friends to do it for me
>walking home from therapy appointment
>cold as shit, pass a comfy-looking coffee shop
>intense craving for a nice hot cup of coffee
>don't go in because there's too many people and I'm scared I'll mess up my order and embarrass myself
>professor sends an email politely asking why I haven't handed in my term paper
>close the tab
>worry about it for a month until he finally fails me
>buying a Metrocard at the subway station
>a line has formed behind me
>the machine keeps spitting out my twenty
>freak out, step away and wait for the line to disperse
>try again
>same thing happens, step away again
>this happens five more times
>it takes me forty minutes to complete a simple transaction
>walk right instead of left when leaving my house
>instead of just turning back and going the right way, circle around the whole block so that no one would see I made a mistake
>girl from across the hall asks me to sign a card for our RA
>fumble with the pen she gave me, it doesn't want to write and my hands are shaking
>tell her I'll do it at my desk in my room
>she follows me in
>dirty clothes all over the floor, rotten food all over the shelves
>the longest silence of my life as I struggle to think of something to write on this fucking card for some cunt I've never met while this girl stands in the doorway of my room and realizes I'm a retarded, creepy failure of a human being
>get drunk for the first time and show my dick to a friend and ask her to rate it as a joke
>regret it as I'm doing so
>she cuts off all contact with me and reports me to the school
>she was my only friend
>see her around from time to time and feel like an asshole
I'm going to commit suicide soon.
>getting groceries
>have to talk to the cashier
>>26165805
Im in a similar way, but a bit less extreme.My hands tho,they shake BAD and it has made me hate people
>>26165536
>spoonfeeding newfag
>>26164690
This is a feel I know too well
