>finally start getting blowjobs from my gf
>feels terrible
>can't even cum
>feel like i have disappointed her
What's wrong with me/my dick robots? Was I cursed to be unhappy forever?
>>26162561
does she have a cold mouth? some chicks have a cold mouth like their body temperature is lower than yours.
sheeit
what is she doing wrong?
>>26162561
Nobody can come from a vanilla "blowjob".
You have to face fuck her if you want to come.
You're probably cut.
>>26162561
>3D
There is your problem
>>26162561
Stop jacking off so much that you cuck yourself.
stop pulling on your penis so hard
>>26162628
I've gotten a few blowjobs at a local massage parlor where I just laid there while she blew me for about 5 minutes until I came. I actually had to stop her a few times so that I wouldn't instantly cum since I wanted it to last.
>>26162699
This is really hard because I've been jacking off to hentai for so long that it feels way better than anything i could do with her. Only gf too, you fags told me this would be worth it
>>26162628
only once did i ever cum from a straight up bj. most times i have to face/throat fuck to get there
>>26162776
Jacking off feels better than most sex. The appeal of sex is the connection with another person. If you want sex with your GF to be good, you need to tone down the masturbation and figure out ways that she can please you more.
>>26162561
It takes time. Relax, and don't be afraid of telling her what you like. Give her positive feedback on what feels extra good to you.
>>26162561
are you cut? thats your problem.
If you went through Dr.Sheckelste
ins procedure , a blowjob doesn't feel very good.
Try regular sex...
I cum plenty of times from blowjobs.
Then again I'm uncut so I'm not working with 5% sensitivity here.
Huh. I'm pretty much the opposite.
Very rarely cum from fucking pussy. Pretty much always need oral.
Though ball licking is needed. -And rimming is great.
Agreed with other anon: slow, vanilla blowjobs can be a tad dull.
Face fucking, ball licking and ass licking are where it's at.
The sloppier, the better.
I used to get that OP But for me it was oversensitivity, every time I got a blowjob it was painful. You just gotta start jacking off harder to kill some nerves, death grip the shit out of your dick
>>26162561
are you circumcised?
that's probably the issue
thank you-know-who
look at these poor saps:
>>26162781
>>26162628
there's just not enough sensitivity there for normal oral stimulation
>>26162628
>>26162561
>Cuttlets
This is just sad now.
>>26162561
she ugly. watch some 2d qts while doing it and you'll come in no time.
>>26162561
I used to have the same problem with mine.
You have no not masturbate for just ONE day before you see her and it will feel awesome
You can do it, dont click those tits.
>>26162561
You're not supposed to cum from a blowjob.
>Tfw cock girth is 6.5 inches and all I get is teeth scraping for a good 30 seconds before she tells me her jaw hurts
I just sucked a dick for the first time. He was cut and it took him a long time to come. He claimed he's lost a lot of sensitivity and that I was probably the best he's ever had, but I can't stop thinking about it.
I want to figure out how I could have done better.
>>26164411
how can you avoid teeth scraping?
>>26164466
By having a small cock or a girl with a huge mouth or a medium cock with a medium sized mouth.
>>26162628
What? I cum in like two minutes,how the fuck can you not come from her small wet mouth you fag
>>26162561
I know that feel. What's annoying too is sometimes girls complain about their jaw/neck hurting if you take too long. I just cant win...
>>26164563
Genital Mutilation
oops, I meant circumcision
Blow jobs from girlfriends sucks dude. Follow your instincts and cum in her vagoo
>>26164433
Life is hell for cutlets. Incorporating your hands in an unobtrusive way makes a big difference. Remember, our dicks are fucked up and are damn near unworkable. Don't grasp it so the skin slides up and down, that only works for normal guys. You want it to be tight but the penis to allow the penis to go through, not gripping so tight. Kind of like he is fucking your hand and mouth together.
>>26162561
Everyones already said it but its cuz your cut like me. Try not jacking off for a week or 2 beforehand and maybe look into foreskin restoration if you want.
>>26162561
You're not alone, m8
My gf is shit at blowjobs, I actually dislike them. But, apparently, I'm a god at sex, because I legitimately make her cum everytime.
So... just be good at sex and she won't be that disappointed
these are your options
>she's terrible at blowjobs
>your dick is broken from death grip
>your dick is broken from mutilation
>your dick is broken from watching too much porn
I can't cum from any kind of sex because I am too self-conscious and anxious about it. It really does feel like cucking myself desu senpai.
>>26164411
Xbox huge, I don't believe you.
>>26164882
I am 6.5 by 6.5.
It really is not as big as it sounds.
>>26165079
What do you mean it's not as big as it sounds? It's either 6.5"x6.5" like you said, which is an exact measurement, or it isn't. An inch is exactly as big as it sounds, it is an inch. This is how measuring works.
>>26165253
it does not appear as big as it sounds. Calm down autistic frogman
>>26164882
It's not that big anon, I'm 7"x6.5" and don't feel like it's "monster girth". However I have been told by a few it's the "biggest girth they've had", but to me it just looks like a regular cock.
>tfw gf was terrible at bj
>she bit my dick once and the braces hurt
>start teaching her how I like it
>she's getting better each time
>can now come just from oral and she always swallows
No better feel lads. The memes about sucking after nutting were true
>>26165581
I can't see how 6.5 girth isn't monster tier, that's wrist tier.
>>26162561
>blowjobs from gf
>robots
just end yourself norman nigger
>>26165372
How it appears is something else, and spatial perception ability can vary among individuals. If it were indeed that size then I would get the same value holding it up to a ruler, provided the ruler is calibrated correctly.
What do you mean by calm down though? Yes I am autistic, most people on this amphibians and autism message board are. Autism is not an emotional state you can calm down from though. It is a developmental disorder with no known treatments. Oddly enough autism is characterized by a rather blunted affect. Extreme emotional states are not common among autists in any form, so we are the last kind of person who would ever need to 'calm down'.
>>26165709
Just shut the fuck up. Reading anything you says is irritating as hell.
>>26165773
Perhaps the wiser option would be to not read material that upsets you. You can't control the contents of other people's communication, but you can control what you read.
Have you ever seen the term "tl;dr", or I stopped reading at [offending part of post]"? This is the coping mechanism these anons use to better safeguard their fragile emotional states. To some degree I am sympathetic. Certain sounds and textures make my fucking skin crawl. I make an effort to avoid offensive stimuli though. I'm not making you read my posts so I don't feel I'm in the wrong to continue posting. Other people may enjoy my posts and I'd rather communicate with them more than with you anyway.
>>26165709
>>26165966
> Yes I am autistic
My gf is shit at BJs so I told her to use her hand and basically told her to use the death grip and now I cum every time.
Still, the death grip has fucking ruined me. Be advised.
All fucking normies must fucking hang!
