I've been diagnosed with penile cancer. Odds are good that I will have to have my penis amputated. How can I be sure to use it on a qt at least once before then?
>inb4 rape
>>26158861
how does he pee though?
>>26158861
Why isn't there an opening to urinate from in that picture? Is it fake?
>>26158861
>tell them your cancer sob story
>get pity sex
seems pretty simple to me
>>26158861
Fuck off OP nobody cares.
We just wanna know how he pees
>>26158883
>>26158899
>>26158976
Probably has a uretic catheter on the inside of his left leg.
>>26158936
I feel like the average girl would be scared off by the fact that his cancer is in his dick
>>26159028
OP doesn't want to have sex with someone stupid enough to believe cancer to be contagious anyway.
Pity sex is the best way to go. If this fails, pay for a high quality escort.
>>26158861
>>26158861
>>26158861
how do you pee. I am sorry for you. do you had sex, before this happen?
>>26159089
>stupid enough to believe cancer to be contagious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus
>>26159324
Pic isn't OP. You get a catheter in the same surgery. It exits the body either at kidney level or somewhere on the leg.
>>26159349
Oh, I actually didn't know this. Thanks for the link, anon.
I'm still sure that most girls would be fine with it as long as condoms are used.
>>26159369
>catheter
>>26158861
Can't you just train yourself to be attracted to men, OP? Then you could continue to have sex after your penis amputation by letting men fuck and cum in your ass.
why can't they make you a mega dong from your leg?
>>26158861
May as well become a trap to be honest op
>>26159433
What are you trying to tell us?
>>26159014
So his urinary tract goes down his leg? Where's the opening?
>>26158861
So is it just going to be a ballsack? That would be fucking hilarious
>>26158861
just get a 12 inch bionic penis dude
But how do you get your daily fap done?
>>26158861
I don't believe you. take your shit bait elsewhere.
>>26158861
don't get it amputated? wtf. fuck doctors.
>>26160515
>I don't believe you.
Who cares? Even if OP's lying it's something that happens for real to other people out there. Not sure where this obsession with declaring you don't believe a 4chan thread comes from, what does it matter if it's true or not?
>>26158861
This is actually very good op. You can regrow it using stem cells, if not now in the near future, and you can customize it and get a big black cock.
penis cancer is great dude
nature's way of enlarging it for u
>>26160389
I Was probably wrong. It's most likely behind his scrotum.
Vid of the procedure (urethrostomy):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqWEX-WXwCI
>>26160822
Much friendlier picture for people who don't want to watch the video.
>>26159433
Foley isn't the only kind of catheter in the world. There's catheters that go in your heart, ass, and even weird ass ones used forfor belly dialysis.
>>26160858
Damn, all this time I've been pissing out of my penis like an idiot when I could've just gotten one of these tubes installed and draining into a giant water basin. You'd never have to get up from bed again.
>>26160554
I think I'd rather no cock than bbc. If you can get designer dick I'd opt for a glorious intact white one, about 7x6.
Maybe the surgeon doing the amputation will be a qt. ;)
Actually, you might get pity sex from some whore if you just went out and straight up told them you were going to get it cut off.
>/r9k/ is now /b/ 2.0
what a sad time to be alive
>>26160998
You haven't been here for a while, have you?
>>26160998
>muh epic greentext stories and unironically calling each other 'gentlemen'
Fuck off, m8.
>>26158861
You should ask the surgeon if you can have your balls off too.
>>26158861
>tfw I see a thread like that and instantly get scared and genuinely think I might have cancer and can't stop thinking about my life after beeing diagnosed with it
I have beeing a paranoid hypochondriac
>>26161132
Dude I fucking know.
One time I inhaled a tiny amount of chlorine gas and freaked out for six months I was going to get lung cancer.
>>26161132
You should be careful anon. Your body responds to emotions, if you start worrying too much about a body part getting messed up you might end up triggering your immune system to start attacking it.
>>26158861
He might as well remove his nuts. Make sure you show your dick some love
>>26158861
never mind that just tell me how to avoid penile cancer for the love of god
>>26161304
>just tell me how to avoid penile cancer
All you had to do was listen to the jews, senpai.
>Men circumcised in childhood/adolescence are at substantially reduced risk of invasive penile cancer, and this effect could be mediated partly through an effect on phimosis.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3139859/
>>26158861
just take it in the ass from a shemale!
a future of buttfick and disgrace awaits you
>>26161340
>shemales
>being able to get hard
It's like you've never even watched tranny cam shows.
>>26161364
whats the difference between a shemale and a transsexual? i never learned
>>26161335
Wonder what reddit MRAs think about this
>>26161395
There is no difference between them.
>>26161223
no, even though he doesn't' have a dick, he still needs his balls to make test or he'll end up being so fucked up hormonally and mentally
>>26161491
After he has his balls removed he can take estrogen instead. It's the superior hormone anyway.
Don't. This is a message sent by the universe for you to become a trap. Get your nuts amputated while you're at it.
>>26161513
This. Might as well make the best of a bad situation.
