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what would happen if makeup was banned?
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what would happen if makeup was banned?
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>>26157772
Mass protests by women since they would no longer be able to cheat to attract Chad.
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>>26157772
Girls who really are 4/10 without their chemical masks would have to stop to be so entitled and would have to settle for a 5/10 beta instead looking for 8/10 Chad
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>>26158205
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Male suicides would skyrocket
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I'd stop looking women in the face.
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everyone would know i have bad skin

and no i'm not a grill
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Insecure robot-like females would be a real thing
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>>26157772
The balance of power between the sexes would change completely because men actually look good without makeup while most women don't.

And Eliza would become queen of the universe.
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>>26158232
Males already kill themselves at 3-4 times the rate as women do.
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women standards would drop considerably, because no one would be attracted to them. Due to the prolonged uglyness makeup has been hiding through generations.

and women know they're ugly yet they still have the audacity to reject us
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>>26157772
He would look like a fuckboy again
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>>26158402
>implying thats a man
>implying
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Outlaws
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>>26157772
Yellow fever would cease to exist.
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>"kek let's ban makeup so these STUPID CUNT ROASTIES can't have an unfair advantage"
>robots are this threatened by women

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>>26157772
Like other people ITT have said, womens standards would drop. Many women are not that attractive without makeup, and some would just look plain ugly. I honestly think it would be glorious, they could no longer cheat about their looks and they would have to be realistic about their standards.
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>>26160637
This. Plus, if girls stopped wearing makeup, I doubt anyone would stop being attracted to them.
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Lads, we need to try and manipulate the world to embrace #NOMAKEUP. We can do this using meme magic. Just create a bunch of social media profiles where we pretend to be feminists, and spread the idea of "No Makeup Day" as some kind of feminist statement that women shouldn't use makeup just to please men. Women will embrace it, thinking it would make them seem like strong womyn, and save them time each morning. They'd think they're sticking it to us, but actually it would be the opposite.

It would be just one day at first, but during that day the seeds would be sown. Suddenly men would see the average woman without makeup and realize how unattractive she really is. Slowly, we'll push the #NOMAKEUP agenda as something that every feminist must do. We'll go on feminist forums and ridicule women who are against the idea, saying that they are not true feminists and waste time each morning to attract men.

We can do this, lads. Just look at all that crazy tumblr SJW shit. Women are insane. They'll believe literally anything if you give them enough incentive. In a few years, we can make makeup passe.
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>>26161142
We would stop putting them on a pedestal and revering them. Most women look plain and unattractive without makeup.
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Maybe men should start wearing makeup so everyone will be fake. Equal rights, right?
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>>26161148
>Girls do a "No Makeup Day" for only one day of their lives and move on
>"In a few years, we can make makeup passe."
Also, it may be hard to believe but many women outside of Tumblr and Quotev don't buy into crazed teenager-SJW shit, and would probably laugh at a bunch of robots pretending to be raving e-feminists.
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Can you be a feminist and wear make-up?
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the day the ban happens is the day many robots have a chance at deterring wizard life
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>>26161148


I second this. If meme magic can kill celebrities and make Jeb Bush even more of a cuck, there is no doubt it can be used to trick women
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>>26157772
>tfw I find makeup unattractive
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>>26161148
Pleass this plz
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>>26161148

#MAKEUPISRAPE

#MAKEUPISPATRIARCHY

LETS GO LADS

MEME MAGIC NOW
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>>26157772
Women would be ugly/uglier.
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meh I look ugly even with makeup
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>>26161198
Girls are still girls regardless of whether or not they regularly wear makeup, and there will always be someone to whiteknight a girl they don't know.
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>>26161512
This is the task where the robots can prove their superiority.
If we create a bunch of catchy graphics and reblog them on Reddit, Tumblr, or Instagram, could it really develop itself into agenda???
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>>26161929
It's an experience worth trying, the problem is that most of us aren't very motivated to do all the work. Maybe if we can get /b/ on board, though it's not the old days, and personal army blah blah blah.
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>>26161465
Still a QT with or without makeup
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>>26158231
she looks fucking stupid in both
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I just don't usually date girls who wear a lot of makeup. Problem solved.

Sometimes the girls who wear a lot of makeup when they don't need to are fun though. Usually some sort of latent self-esteem issues that you can take advantage of.
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