l/\/\\Not a touch of the hands...
l//\\Not a taste of the lips...
l\\ Never sucked on some nips, no...
l// I've done absolutely none of it.
l// Never came easy to me...
l// What you call sexual intimacy.
l// I know that you might not believe...
I// But would I lie about this?
l// Oh please!
l// At the age of twenty-six...
l// Never even used my dick.
l// At least not for its intended purpose...
l// And now...
l// I feel nervous.
l// Oh...
I// I feel nervous!
l// My name is Danny...
I// Danny Struthers.
l// And I'm a virgin, a kissless virgin.
l// My name is Danny, I've had no lover.
l// Cuz I'm a virgin, a kissless virgin.
l// And now that you know my pain...
l// Now that you've heard the truth.
l// You can just leave me...
Like the others do.