What's it like to have a friend? I've never had a friend before. I'm 25 years old.
It's overrated 2bh
>>26150800
You mean normie-style friends? Because that's the best this life has to offer you. Friendship isn't like in your Samoan slideshows.
>will only be with you if it benefits them in some way
>will always betray you if you they can gain something from it
>foist a lot of drama on to you from their worthless normalfag problems
Hey OP, you wanna Skype or something?
Haven't teared up for while, jesus, you really never had a friend?
>>26151113
get the fuck uout you stupid normalfag
>>26151113
We're not animals in a zoo. Go back to whereever you came from
>>26151113
No
>>26151094
Why would I have a normie program like that on my computer? I don't even own a cellphone. I hate the sound of my voice too. I sound like a 12 year old autist.
>>26151178
it's not like if you're ugly, deformed and socially awkward you can't have friends.
You might not have girlfriends, but friends just happen, you want it or not.
>>26151685
>friends just happen
No, I never had a friend and it just didn't happen
Not one? Were you home schooled? Why no friends anon
>>26150800
Go to syria and fight for Assad. There is no greater feeling of friendship than that of brothers in arms.
>>26151699
git gud.
originall
>>26151685
>it's not like if you're ugly, deformed and socially awkward you can't have friends.
You're even more likely to have friends in that case because people will "befriend" you out of pity. You basically become that person they don't really like but hang out with because they feel sorry for.
I will be your best friend OP :) :)))
As a friend-haver, I can tell you this much.
High school friends
>Loyal friends who genuinely value you as a human being
>They will maintain correspondence with you sporadically even after you've "moved on" with your lives (left state, went to college, got married)
>Enjoy spending time with you and the group for what it is
College friends
>They seek friends so nobody will see them by themselves and think they're an outcast
>If you hurt their chances of getting laid you will be cut off or ignored
>Never hear from them again after college
Adult friends
>Some are work friends who are only your friends to make being around you 40 hours a week less awkward
>Others invite you to take part in their hobbies and interests, but their really just doing that to enrich that activity, their only real friend is football or fishing
>Pussy-whipped betas who will cut you off the moment you inconvenience their wife (who is cheating on them)
There is only one exception. Military friends will be with you until the day you die, then they'll visit your grave.
The lesson to take away from this is that people become less attractive companions as they age, and they compensate for the developing holes in their lives with marriage and familiar activities.
they all just betray you in the end because they're all selfish cunts
>>26151870
That is a bad feeling there
What do friends even do with each other? Are they just around each other all the time? Do they talk about their interests, like we do on 4chan except they don't do the equivalent of shitposting IRL?
Op fuck friends I want colleagues
>share the same passion or progression than you
>mutual respect
>can work with you in a project
>can understand your work and inside jokes
>>26150800
You aren't missing out on much
![Hisoka_episode_16_5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5Mbx2b8.png "Hisoka_episode_16_5[1].png")
>>26151608
>I sound like a 12 year old autist.
i want you even more now
I only had "friends" at school, but never outside school.
It's all to blame on me, I'm total shit when it comes to keeping a relationship going, never taking initiatives, shit like that, I cannot imagine another person even wanting to be friends with me.I just want some unconditional love but I know that is an unrealistic desire.
>>26150800
This image is extremely misrepresentative of the best 2hou.
Yuuka has plenty of friends.
She's even on decent terms with most of Gensokyo.
>>26153697
This
All my colleagues know I'm a raging virgin and beta manlet who can't talk with women. But everyone treats me fine because the work is so fucking busy nobody wants to fuck around and rather cooperate to get the work done
Feels good man
>>26154555
Source on her having friends?
>>26152640
/thread
Best description of friends ever.
It's always nice when a human can clearly articulate their thoughts.
>>26154663
LLS stage 4, LLS Extra Stage.
Her being on decent terms with most of Gensokyo is clearly shown in Ibarakasen where she shows up at Reimu's flower viewing party.
>>26152640
10/10 this is all true at least for my experience
>>26154704
>LLS stage 4
I just checked, it's stage 3 actually.
The point is that Elly knows who Yuuka is and she guards the Mansion regardless, so they must have some sort of relationship that runs deeper than just employment.
>>26154704
I'll assume you mean LLS stage 5, or maybe 6, since she isn't in stage 4.
But I can't see how her waking up in a foul mood and threatening to atomize Reimu is friendship.
The extra stage doesn't feature Yuuka either. I didn't beat it so I guess there might be something about Yuuka after the fight that I don't know about.
She is shown to be able to behave herself among others, even humans, but she's also said to have terrible friendship level and a really high threat level.
I wouldn't assume any friendships.
>>26154870
Alright, I'll give you that one, but it's questionable if Elly is canon anymore.
>>26150800
You want a friend? I'll be your friend. Or just someone to talk to. I'm also a lonely piece of shit. hmu OP (or anyone else who wants to chat)
[email protected]
>>26154940
Extra Stage is the same deal as Elly with Mugetsu and Gangetsu being there.
We know Yuuka should be perfectly capable of killing the two of them, she beats someone on a comparable level in Mystic Square after all.
>it's questionable if Elly is canon anymore
Reimu and Marisa both have met and fought Yuuka before PoFV therefore LLS must be canon.
>>26154940
>She is shown to be able to behave herself among others
Why would Reimu even invite her if Yuuka was just "that girl who once tried to fuck me up and fucked me up sometime later" to her?
So OP, did you get many friends yet?
>>26152652
Yeah, but you are too. Maybe you can take comfort in being one of the boys too?
>>26150838
But then you won't have anyone to talk to...
you'll end upon Omegle talking to strangers trying to get one to stay for at least a minute or two.
I have no friends because I have trust issues, the one guy I was cool with kept fucking my shit up, now he wants to say he's changed.
>>26155976
I'l'l be youer bf
PLEASEE be my gf
>>26155976
>pic related
>>26156421
>stop being a thirsty beta faggot
>>26150800
depends on who you are really, and who the friend is
for me, he/she might inspire you, make you see things in other perspective, motivate you (has to come from yourself tho), exchange useful info with you, have fun, tending wound, shit on each other etc
The only thing I miss about having friends is the look on their face when I betrayed them
>>26157076
>nothing personnel kid
>original comment
