>George Washington was 22 when he lead his regiment against the French and Indians to survive the inevitable slaughter at Fort Necessity
>Your 22 and scared to get a haircut
Im 21 and never had problems getting a haircut.
george washington's hair was shit anyways
20 years old back then is the equivalent of 35 years old now
>>26145794
Is because of illuminati doing population control
>>26145815
It's the paranoia.
Most barbers are women, so everyone gets paranoid about being mocked.
This is why I just stay bald.
>>26145794
He lost that battle though
>>26146072
>barber
>woman
That's called a stylist Anon. Barbers are men. Go to an actual fucking barber shop.
>>26145794
everyone lives a cozy life now, back then you had to work just to survive, plus everyone died in their 30's/40's so that had to get shit done
>>26146271
My only barber died of old age.
>>26145794
George Washington was raised by parents to be self sufficient. He probably had to fetch drinking water every day or else die of dehydration, and he was considered a fully grown man by the time he was 13.
You, on the other hand, grew up in the suburbs, ate processed chicken gruel and transfat pressed into nuggets, were indoctrinated into believing you were a helpless babe until you were 18, and in school you were taught trigonometry and and being able to recite all the countries in Africa.
>when he lead
>lead
>Your 22
>Your
I actually like haircuts, for whatever that's worth.
>>26146376
im getting real tired of this anti civilisation memery senpai
go live in a mud hut and risk starvation when there's bad weather
>>26146550
He's absolutely right though.
Stay "tired" of it instead of giving it some thought faggot.
>>26146327
That's a myth.
Your average person has always lived to be around 60
>Washington was born into American aristocracy who made their fortune by exploiting slave labor and colonization
it's hard to compare yourself to somebody with the polar opposite background from yourself IMO
There has never been a picture more relevant to a thread than this one.
>>26145794
I don't need this feel right now anon
Joke's on you, I cut my own hair.
People only lived till 30 back then so he was pretty much middle age.
>22
>scared to get a haircut
get the fuck outta my head charles
I gotta worry about whether the place takes walk-ins, how packed it will be, how much the haircut itself is, worry about tipping (where they will hold on to your cash for an extended amount of time waiting for you to tell them how much back you want), do I show them a fucking picture if they don't get what a hitler youth is or short back and sides? Why do I have to talk to them about shit they don't care about? I gotta shower before I go so my hair doesn't smell, shower after to get rid of all the loose hair, and if I go to the gym that day I end up taking three god damn showers.
>>26147549
Your epic contrarian pop-science doesn't apply to everything, shitheel.
>>26147666
>tfw you will have a buzzcut your whole life because you don't understand how to get a haircut
>>26147717
>tfw half a dozen shaved patches in my hair after I tried to cut it myself
>>26146550
George Washington grew up in a real civilization, you and I grew up in a Petri dish incubated by big pharma, child psychologists, and feminists.
>>26147666
Many haircut places have apps now.
You can make the appointment, request a style, and pay all without human interaction.
You just have to show up, and wait for your name to be called.
why are you scared of getting a haircut?
i got mine cut on tuesday, was the shit. the girl was 23 (i'm 25) and she was really nice and smelled good and kept bumping her thighs/happy regions against my shoulders. it was really fun, easily the most physical contact i ever had with a girl.
seriously bro it made me feel human for the first time in a very long time. seriously like a decade
>>26147768
That might be overstating it a little but I think that's a really interesting thought/metaphor..
>>26147826
every time I let a woman cut my hair, she fucked it all up and made it look stupid
>>26147901
yeah but you're going to be ugly and stupid anyways
may as well get some human contact. that's the way i look at it
>>26146271
>Go to an actual fucking barber shop.
I would if I could
barber shops are dying out and there's none in my area
have to go to super cuts and awkwardly make small talk with ugly 40 year olds that wear too much makeup
>>26148175
the last 3 times i got my hair cut, the stylist was +- 3 years of my age
shit is cash. they all have bfs and they let you know right off but they still take care of you and treat you amazing
Dont go to fucking salons/stylists you fucking cucked faggots.
Go to any barber and they will do a better job
