Hey uncle anon, this is my room. I always wanted to ask you why you never married.
>>26136857
16 is legal here. I'd fuck her senseless. Also...
>tfw I have a niece 4 years older than me
I'm 20 why the hell would I be married you dumb roastie
>that massive dildo on her night stand
kek
>>26136857
I am 18 and Irish. Age of consent is 18. If I move to spain where age of consent is 14 can I fuck some one that age and not be charged. Would never break a law.
>>26136998
assuming this is bait, but its a towel
>>26137013
>dildo towel
>>26136857
i thought i'd never find the one but then i found her and she got away. been looking ever since but i haven't met anyone
Anyone actually remember uncleanon? I wonder if he's V& by now.
>>26137083
More like how they fold up hotel towels.
>>26137013
A towel doesn't have a shaft and scrotum.
>>26137140
its a bird towel from the front
>>26136857
Someone pls start reposting the rawr uncle anon threads
>>26137140
10/10
towels indeed do not have scrotums
>>26137134
They fold them like dildos.
>le no make up meme
girls look better with it, hence why they use it.
what looks bad is when they cake their face with foundation to cover their acne. still looks better than acne tbqh
tfw no ptp
;~;original comment, fuck you
>>26137209
I need my daily doses again
>>26136857
>sexualizing your brother's daughter
kill yourself my man.
>>26137604
its 2016 cmon man
>>26136857
My niece is adorable, Im so going to be in this situation in 5-7 years ;_;
>>26137604
his brother would probably be happy to oblige (killing him, that is)
>>26137667
IT IS CURRENT YEAAAARRRRRRR
nigga
>>26137209
As far as I know they started getting removed.
>>26136857
Because unlike your Smart, /fit/, good-looking mother, I did not inherit the good looks, height, aryan features or "Alpha" from out parents, which is why I live alone.
>>26137604
>Not raping white wymyn
>2016
>>26137005
Age of consent is 17 in Ireland you dipshit
>>26136998
Fucking lfjjff
>>26136857
Hm, nice room. It's because I repulse women.... Anyways,I'm gonna run to the convini, do you want anything?
>>26136964
>tfw i have an aunt 3 years younger than me and an uncle 2 years younger than me.
>>26136964
> id fuck my niece
have you no shame ?
>>26136857
Welp, if that was my niece I'd knob her in a heartbeat. Sorry, big brother.
>>26136857
why do you live in a hotel room sweetie?
>>26139808
I meant the girl in the pic. Of course I wouldn't fuck my niece
>>26136857
I've been in here loads of times, why would you say that?
And marriage is basically fucking yourself with a broom handle for men nowadays so that's why I never did it
>be me
>be pedo
>have new niece
>resigned myself to never babysitting her, basically avoiding her for her entire childhood to avoid temptation
normies cannot fathom these feels...