HEY WAGECUCK
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Hey wagecuck, I'm 27 years old.
Hey wagecuck, I still live with my mom.
Hey wagecuck, I've never worked a day in my life.
Hey wagecuck, I am still receiving NEETbux.
At this point you might be thinking, "oh wow, this guy is pathetic", but let me clarify the score, cuckie. You see, even now your bones are tired, your eyebags widen and get darker with every passing day. Every hour you work, day in day out - tick tock - you know how it goes, makes you older and more bitter. You never have time for yourself. Now hear this. For every hour you have worked, I have had an hour of fun and self improvement. For every hour you have worked, I have fapped to the best hentai, the best trap porn, I have played the best video games, I have laughed, and I have made fun of people like you. That twelve hour long shift you had last night? I spent it marathoning the Lord of the Rings movies, whith stuffed crust pizza and wings on the side.
You want to know the best thing? You're paying for all of this. Yep, every hour you suffer works to my benefit. I'm the master holding the whip.
>"At least I get sex, you pathetic virgin".
Wrong, cuckie. You see, whores don't distinguish NEETbux from real money. Buy an escort every two weeks? Done deal. YOUR money affords that for me. So not only am I fucking your pockets but I am also fucking your degenerate daughters. That's right, with YOUR money, and I am fucking YOUR daughters. You are paying me to eat well, to enjoy myself, and to fuck your daughters. And your daughters are so nice to me, they give me all kinds of compliments, compliments your haggard wife/gf will never tell you. What's that? I am paying them to tell these things to me? All women are paid, one way or another.
Get the score right, cuckie. I know the score, now you do too.
>>26135934
neetbro we are two sides of the same coin. employed or neet we are still brothers
t. drunkfrogs
>>26135934
im 33 still living with my parents. not neet tho, so i get to spend all my money on crap i want instead of losing 50% to the normie tax. (that being, rent, property taxes, insurance, mortgage, utilities, etc.)
my point is, you don't get to mock wagecucks, i do.
and i also get to mock you.
In the end, yes its great being a neet. But when your mum dies who's gonna look after you?
>>26135934
Wagecucks will never understand! Their eyes are closed to the truth. Forever cucked and enslaved
>>26136029
Who wants to live in a world without mommy anyway?
>>26136041
>neetbucket2
What's neetbucket1?
>>26135934
stop making fun of wagecucks
I need wagecuck taxes to pay for my NEETbux
>>26136077
You'll never know. Maybe I'll post it someday
>>26136184
My fellow philosopher, wagecucks need to be reminded of their place from time to time. It's how the men of olden times kept their slaves at bay. They whipped them and reminded them they were dogs.
Yes, they serve us, but that doesn't mean we should show them any respect. None of the good slavemasters do.
>>26135934
What kind of sardines are you all eating now? Im personally eating beach cliff canadian sardines while telling off wagecucks.
>>26135934
>every hour you work I sit around on my ass being a degnerate.
That looks like a lot of effort to one post essentially saying "Ha Ha!! I'm a failure at life who lives with his parents in his late 20's! I bet you're mad that my life is as easy as it is thanks to my parents supporting me with the little I get in social welfare"...
If you're one of the marauding normies who come here to troll robots, then you sure found a "productive" way to spend your Saturday and if you're one of the few real NEETs who basically just completely waste their lives, then I just feel sorry for you.
If you are what you are, this is the internet after all where anyone can claim to be anything, then I just feel sorry for you. Don't try to go on about how mad or "asspained" I am because I'm not the least bit mad, I just feel sorry for you and it's a completely different kind of emotion. The way I'd describe it would be the feeling you get when you see a Vietnam veteran with no legs begging for change on a street corner. No anger, just pity. Nothing but pity.
>>26136546
I'm eating picture related! Yummy yummy!
>>26136026
doing the same here tbqh famalamadingdong
prob is we still get jewed for income tax
i lose like 40%
i assume this shit is just a meme but how do these guys get free money from gubmint, around here only single mom whores get welfare cuz bleeding heart libs gotsta feed dem babiez
>>26136715
You seem to have heard nothing of what I said, normie. You don't know the score yet, you still think "oh, how pathetic", but I'm still fucking your daughters. I'm getting all the pleasure in the world thanks to you. Your sweat and suffering is to my benefit.
But I'm not like you, I don't feel sorry for the fact that you work for me and maintain me. In nature, everything finds its place. I'm at the top of you, cuckie.
>You see, even now your bones are tired, your eyebags widen and get darker with every passing day.
nope, in excellent health thanks to my job
>You never have time for yourself
wrong
>d, I have had an hour of fun and self improvement.
and did not use it
>I have fapped to the best hentai, the best trap porn,
ok so you're a faggot?
> That twelve hour long shift you had last night?
the 8 hour "shift" I had yesterday? where I did little
>Yep, every hour you suffer works to my benefit.
yes, about $0.30 of each of my paycheques goes to welfare and is divided among the millions of people on food stamps, disability and section 8. enjoy the fraction of one penny I pay to you (assuming you're in wisconsin)
>YOUR money affords that for me
will an escort take an EBT card?
> You are paying me to eat well,
you said earlier you were eating shit
>>26137037
>$0.30 of each paycheck goes to welfare
Yeah nice try cuck, now hand over 1/3 of your paycheck
I actually really like my job.
It doesn't feel like work because I get paid to do what used to just be a fun hobby for me.
I've made close friends there, which I had previously thought wasn't a possibility for me anymore. And it gave me a modicum of self confidence, which I also had given up on ever having.
Today, while you were masturbating, eating greasy food, and watching tv, I was making this. And it made me very happy.
>>26137074
>Yeah nice try cuck, now hand over 1/3 of your paycheck
you think the government exists just to dole out welfare? are you so delusional you don't even see how small the welfare budget is? assuming you claim disability money the $10 that goes into social security every week is divided among millions of old people and cripples also getting benefits. again enjoy the fraction of a penny you get from me
29 yo NEET here, my mothers manlet slave it outside mowing the lawns while I'm enjoying my coffee as my cat is nuzzling up to my feet. Even on his day off he feels the need to keep working, maybe its just the way he's programmed but he always gets in my face about not working and I just laugh at him.
You only get one shot at life, why would you want to waste it being a slave? I'll never understand, I'd only work if it involved becoming stupid rich.
>>26137630
Hey wagecuck, no need to be bitter here, we're all fine gentlemen here enjoying the banquet. Just serve us this next meal then make your way out of the door. Leave the rabble for your shed out in the yard, where the rest of the cuckies gather and talk about normie things.
But maybe that makes you feel better, to know you and your kind are collectively maintaining our glamorous lifestyle. We do not dread Monday here as you do, cuckie, it is what Friday is to you. That you have learned to enjoy our whip is understandable, but don't forget your place.
>>26137802
>no need to be bitter here,
the usual "you mad bro" response
>>26137802
Honest question, how does one survive a such a small salary like neetbux?
>>26137469
Ayy me too!
Working at a casino, and while there's the occasional bullshit, it's usually pretty great. I've built a great rapport with, and love almost everyone there.
I make enough to get by as a student, but I'm gonna need to actually start a career after I graduate, but I think I'll have to retire early and deal in my retirement. It's oddly energizing for me
>>26137944
>$2.5k NEETbux a month
I don't know normie, you tell me. But as far as I'm concerned, cuckies like yourself are killing yourselves day in day out for a wage similar to what you're giving me
>>26138027
im making 80k a year thank you, where can you get 2.5k a month while being single no kids etc (i assume this is your situation, top kek)
>>26135934
hehe, don't take it personnel normies. i'm enjoying me tendie whilst you go out and work a 32 hour shift for your jew boss
>>26138080
Yeah, totally, cuckie, you go out and make your "80k" a year
I've had my laugh, can a fellow philosopher escort this jester peasant from our hallyway?
>>26135934
>2016
>facebook frogs
i don't read normie threads, sorry op you normalcuck
i feel.......BAITEDyou have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not aboriginal
>>26137999
Yeah, every job has a little bs.
I need to think about a career, too. I got side tracked with the cooking/baking job while I was in college. I finished my degree, but just kept...cooking and baking, because it's fucking fun. I've got to get serious and apply the degree to something eventually though. That, or open my own place.
I recommend working in kitchens to a lot of robots who struggle to relate to people, because most cooks are awkward and hate everyone. It's an environment where anti-social degenerates really thrive together.
Good luck to you with your pursuits.
>>26138134
Didn't answer the question because he is lying. Who are you NEETS trying to convince that your lives are awesome? You are not fooling us. We are productive, social people with friends and lives, while you are basement dwelling fat virgins with nothing.
>>26138213
Hey, cuckie, you keep being productive alright. Good man. You are a good man, keep doing what you're doing. Good, loyal, productive, social man.
>>26135934
How does one receive NEETbux? I'm a NEET and deserve my money.
>>26138305
you didnt know? every NEET automaticaly receives 2.5k/month in perpetuity, no need to go check in with a governmental worker every month and explain why youre such a failure that you literally cannot land a job at the mcdonalds top kek
>>26138266
Yep I plan on it! I am happy as fuck :) Enjoy your basement, your depression, and your virginity!
>>26138335
>angry wagecuck roastie detected
>>26138305
I think he means the allowance his mom gives him.
>>26138372
Where is my virginity cuckie? Your daughter would know where it is, she helped me with a little urge I had down there. You paid me to fuck your daughter, what else should I make of this, that I am being revered so much?
Hey listen, wagecuck, I can see the veins from your side of the screen. Listen here now, we just want to remind you, that's all. Your tantrums are not welcome here
>>26138441
>>26138305
>they don't know what autismbux are
Err'body's getting mad. Try mirin my cake instead.
>>26138447
>I can see the veins from your side of the screen.
haha yah keep saying it, but no one is angry except clearly you. Have a good weekend little buddy :)
Alright but I make more than enough money and I enjoy how I make it. (Gotta love filmmaking).
My money supports your subpar lifestyle, sure, but I enjoy my work so much so that it's not work - I just get paid for doing what I enjoy, which is essentially similar to the arrangement you have.
You get to do what you want, and you get to spend your time the way you want to. The same as me.
The difference is that I make enough money to travel the world and fuck beautiful women. Infact, sometimes I'm even paid to travel abroad for a few hours of work, but I'll stay there for a week. No skin off my back.
I suppose the OP has a point, that in order for some people to live a happy life, they have to cuck someone. In my case, we're just cucking our investors and advertisers.
>>26138505
Ah, so not only a normie but a cuckold cake maker. That's a fine, respectable job, I'm sure the roasties would be all over you
Good work slav--- I mean, good work you productive Young Man
Is there anything more lowly and despicable than a wageslave?
>>26138712
youre still here? Amazing life buddy, how is your "self-improvement" going?
>>26138712
A NEET, of course.
>>26138712
TWO wageslaves.
>get one life
>spend half of it working to make someone else money
>>26138447
>Where is my virginity cuckie? Your daughter would know where it is
>tfw DINK
Your sex life is just as real as my wife's ability to release eggs
>>26138744
>He's assuming samefag
Hey, cuckie, we get it. You're upset. But you don't have the upper hand on anyone here, being upset won't change that, cuckie
>>26138873
>be that someone else you're making money for
Man, working high up in the managerial ladder with a $800K+ salary feels fantastic when I get reminded about this.
Chat with me later wagecucks.
Newfag here, explain Wagecuck please?
>>26137037
>$0.30
So your paycheck is $1?
>>26138609
>productive Young Man
>baking a champagne-strawberry marble cake and decorating it with ombre'd rosettes and sugar pearls
>OK
I'm either a gay man with a ridiculous sex life, or a happily married woman. Who can resist a bitch who bakes?
Roasties are all over me in any event though, because I'm inexorably sweet ^.^
>>26136727
Glory to StarClan
>>26138907
NEETs, for whatever reason, believe all people with jobs (except the 1%) are deeply depressed, and that the root of all negativity is working. Wagecuck is how they refer to anyone "pathetic" enough to have a job or career
>>26136715
What do you think causes someone to end up like OP, assuming he's telling the truth?
>>26138027
You'd literally have to be "cant wipe my ass" retarded to get that much or be shaniqua with 18 nigglets. Especially if you live in the US.
>>26136802
>Thinks he can be a chad
>While being a NEET
Your attempt at trying to troll me really isn't working because all I feel for you is pity and nothing else. The fact that you try to make me angry by pretending that you're somehow fucking my non-existent daughters isn't helping ether. It's only making it even worse. Kind of makes me wonder if you're the guy who made the thread about how he's about to be kicked out by his parents for being caught fapping to loli's.
>>26138971
It's what they do to try to piss people off and unfortunately for most of the time it actually works. People who didn't do shit with their lives and are actually working shit jobs get angry the same way people who actually did something with their lives and have good jobs.
Trolling is basically what these threads are about. Nothing more, nothing less. Just pissing people off by ether pretending to be or really being a completely pathetic person who can still have a superiority complex over everyone else. The smuggest ones are generally just people doing in-character trolling.
>>26138991
Probably the same kind of things that make people SWAT livestreamers. Some kind of experience of society doing them wrong so they don't need to contribute and should instead live their lives causing grief for others.
>>26138991
it's society's fault for failing to integrate them
>>26139194
You're supposed to integrate yourself.
>Buy an escort every two weeks?
>every two weeks
HAHAHAHAHA!
>>26135934
top notch smugness
>neets being able to afford escorts
You wish.
>>26138930
You have no fucking clue, wagefaggotfuck.
Literally who would stop me from killing you?
You're the scum of society, put to work like a beast of burden, and all you can muster is a few thoughts of brutish pride at your 'talent' of pulling a yoke over the farmer's fields.
Great job, by the way. I can just imagine taking one bite and throwing it away in a little white plastic trash bin.
>>26135934
Its all fun and games until the parents die.
>>26135934
Haha NEETs like us right OP?
>>26141062
All life must derive their will to live from somewhere, fellow Philosopher. It's only natural to see normies leaning on their pain, tire and suffering and digging up a grain of happiness from that shitstink way of life.
So the circle of life continues, with the beasts of burden at the bottom, and those of higher tastes at the very top.
How do wagecucks live with themselves?
>>26137469
Ayy I work at a bakery right now as well. King Kullen bakery so its a shitty one
>>26141199
Eh, Op may be deluded but girls will fuck any kind of trash, being trash is practically an aphrodisiac for women as long as you're not a robot.
Kind of devalues the whole wagecuck ethos that civilisation taught us.
>>26137469
>>26138505
That's a really nice cake anon. Good job.
>>26141217
But why should the underclass be allowed to voice this pride in such a callously ignorant fashion? This is detrimental to the culture of the NEET: if others follow in their suit, then we might see a denigration of NEET life in favor for wagecuckery.
Is it not moral to silence the voice by extinguishing the life, so as to ensure the spread of the idea is cut off at the source? Certainly its easier for NEETs to "commit murder".
>>26135934
>Neckbeard virgins rationalizing being a complete failure at life.
Holy shit. This comedy gold.
>>26138372
>happy as fuck
>browses /R9K/
>>26135934
we're in a same situation. this is truly masterlife
ive got plenty of money (little too much). mom takes care and loves me. comfy as fuck room. liquoir cabinet is always full of choises. cant complain really.
Man, I never get tired seeing this threads. I almost enjoy getting annoyed by so much NEET delusion and pseudo-elitism.
That is, if this is not some elaborate ruse, in which case, well done, fellow robot, I had a hearty kek.
>>26135934
>tl;dr: I'm a welfare nigger
Makes me proud to be white, brothers. MGTOW as well, I take it?
Thing is, i really want to lead a normal life and find what interests me and spend my time working with just that. Unfortuanately i can't seem to find or study a job/hobbie/coarse that fits me.
Am i doomed to a life on neetbucks?
>>26141542
oh man that looks comfy as fuckkkkkkk
>>26141642
it sure is comfy in here. i can hear rain falling outside. i think im gonna get a little drink now.
>tfw working at mccuckholds for the past 2 years
>still doing the exact same shit
>nobody pays me any respect, treat me like the weirdo of the team
>"anon you ugly shit, hurry up"
>"look what you've done now, fix it!"
>niggers and pakis everywhere
>serving the fat fucks who come into the place
>this fat guy comes in everyday and orders the same thing, 20 piece mcnuggets and large fries with dr pepper.
>obviously unemployed
>wearing anime tshirts
>always calls the servers by name
>mispronounces my name EVERYTIME
>its chucky
>says cucky
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!
REEE! REEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FUCK YOU
>>26141385
But what does it mean, cuckie, what does it mean when this "failure at life" is enjoying life more than you ever will in your years of wagecukoldry?
Isn't the point of life to enjoy it? It certainly is. We have limited time in this world, and while you have wasted it being cuckolded by your Jew boss, I have enjoyed every hour of it to myself, free of responsibility.
Oh wait, your idea of "life" is enslaving yourself to someone else. I forgot the lesser mindset you creatures possess. Tell me cuckie, who is really "failing" at life?
>>26141383
One must harvest cattle, milk it, not slaughter it in such a nonsensical fashion. These wagecucks work for us. Their paycheck literally goes to maintain us, we reap the work that they sow. It is wise then, to maintain their delusion of pride, and my my are they so desperate to hang onto it.
As a NEET and thoroughly enjoying it, I never seem to understand these hatefull threads towards the working people. If anything we owe them thanks. Live and let live fellow NEET's.
>>26135934
tl;dr you're fucking desperate
>>26141775
jesus you autistic piece of shit
>>26141774
im so soli to hear you dont enjoy your job
>>26141775
>he thinks his incredibly limited scope of enjoyment is shared by others
>he's so delusional and furious at failing at the basics in life that he starts wage cuck threads and spends his supposedly precious time crying and shit posting furiously and calls this productive and self improvement
>he actually thinks his meagre pittance is missed by tax paying adults
>he's a slave to welfare and poverty and exists in his childhood bedroom and he thinks people who work are slaves for trading time and skills for far more money and far more options
>he's this mad about achieving nothing in his life
>he has all the time in the world and hasn't done a single thing worth mentioning with it
>Neetcucks will forever be doing the exact same thing the rest of their life
here is some fresh OC but not as fresh as subway for you wagey!
>>26142036
>>26141385
>>26141617
Wagies getting heated
>>26142050
This. Imagine the level of rage and misery people who start these threads feel. The worst thing is this is the only attention they get and look at how desperately they're begging for it.
>>26142093
>butt flustered, triggered and BTFO NEET scum trying to damage control desperately
>>26142100
The rage seems strong with you as well friend.
>>26142064
>going to a Subway in Wal-Mart
>Just booked yearly trip to japan
Tata for now neeto's
>>26142141
>posts furious, anally pained threads full of unconcealed fury
>le u r le mad in response to any mockery or criticism
NEETomegas constantly walk into getting BTFO with zero awareness.
I work for a video game company, pretty big one at that. I like it. Paid to play video games (find bugs, patch them, etc). I don't really call it work either because I enjoy it. They pay aint bad either at about 135k.
>>26135934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IXqZHKYCYn
>>26142100
Not uh op said he fucks girls and shit you must be lyin
>>26142203
So much hatred towards your fellow man is counter productive, like i said earlier live and let live is a great motto to live by.
As a NEET I do not encourage these threads at all, I think they're completely pointless. But why do you guys always react, and put your time and effort into creating a response to this nonsense it baffles me everytime.
>>26142100
I tried 9to5. It just wasnt for me. I felt depressed and didnt have the freetime i require to be honest.
>>26142371
Yeah, you're right. So why are NEETs so full of hatred towards the rest of us for being kind enough to drop a few pennies here and there to keep them in the bare necessities of life?
Why did you put time and effort into your post? More to the point, why are NEETs so obsessed with valuing time?
>>26142475
How many times did you try it and was it actually something you had any interest at all in doing, or did you just pick any old shit.
>>26135934
You people exemplify the word "Wigger" (white nigger): leeches who sponge off of your betters out of a twisted sense of entitlement that is almost jewish in its audacity.
You will be among the first to swing when the day of the rope finally comes.
>>26135934
So if your life is really so amazing - why aren't you happy?
>>26142203
>>26142100
Hey wagecuck, you seem to be hyperventilating with these responses. It is odd that you, a wagecuck, say there is "unconcealed fury", when you respond in such a violent fashion. Come here, have a seat at our banquet, we may thrown you a bone. You gave us this bone, after all, we ate the chicken, and now you can have it back.
Your mistake, cuckie, is believing we are affected by what normies like yourself think of us. We are not bound by lowlie minds such as yours, my friend. You literally believe there is happiness in working for me, then so be it. Because you are working for me. But don't go around complaining and busting a vein when the more intelligent personalities find a flaw in this putrid way of life you so praise.
>>26135934
How can anyone defend working 9 to 5 at some shit job getting shit money? Owning a business or working a job you honestly enjoy is (personally) better than being a NEET but I'd never class a mc dicks job as a better alternative to doing whatever you please at home, while getting money.
>>26142521
Ah, an inferior mind questions that which is only natural. Come here, have a seat by the fire, cuckie. Let your boss explain to you why NEETs are so "full of hatred".
The answer? We're not. You see, in the higher society, it is common for those above to spit on those below. Bosses do it for amusement, to remind their lessers that they *are* lesser. Do you really believe it is hatred, cuckie, or is it your own feeling of contempt that creates this thought?
I have no contempt for you, but I do not have gratitude either. You are in your place, I am in mine, and that is the cycle of life.
>>26141774
>implying this ever happened
>>26142655
>going to this much effort to try to conceal your white hot rage
Thanks for yet another brilliant example of using your time productively and improving yourself, eh, NEETy-weety?
basic income when?
there aren't enough jobs fampai
>>26142757
>reframing the pitiful charity we are rich enough to offer the mentally ill as being a master
The delusions keep on building and building.
You sure seem to spend a lot of time thinking about us and posting at us and generally begging us for negative attention little NEETy.
It's sad watching the futility of a charity case trying to spit up from the gutter
>>26142655
>>26142757
Give some mercy for the inferior mind. The normie cucks with two thirds of your iq (at best) cannot take beating like that. They have very low control of their emotions in general.
Go wagecuck go!
Hey! I didn't say you could stop! You need to put in 12 hours a day or Mr. Israel Hebowitz Goldstein will dock your hours. Remember, 3 projects completed PER week! Also, you'll need to stay in to cover Stacy's shift because of her date! What? You have a date too? Don't make me laugh, wagecuck!
>>26142917
>being too stupid to find and get one of the numerous menial jobs your lack of intelligence and imagination qualifies you for
>>26142521
Im neet and idk. I have like 200 bucks on my desk i got from my family and i dont even know what to do with it i feel like i dont want anything..
Also, i find these threads bizzare lol.
>>26142984
>implying you don't need a degree in janitorial sciences
>>26142970
>posts emotionally driven, fury filled wage cuck threads in which you reveal the true extent of how damaged and intellectually subpar you truly are
>desperately try to rewrite the narrative so that your gracious benefactors aren't simply laughing in response
>>26137469
Awesome cake!
>>26143023
>implying you can't join up at a menial work agency and get work in factories
>>26142959
Pitiful charity, cuckie?
Did you ever decide to work for me? You know the answer to this question. No matter how much you may hate me, your master, you must continue to pay for my lifestyle.
>>26142814
>implying it didn't
>>26143036
You're salivating now, cuckie. You are using such vicious words that you do not even realize how much anger so obviously emanates from them.
Listen, we get it. We wouldn't want to be in your position either. But, keep your head up eh chap? Be the productive, loyal man you are. Tick tock, as thy say, eh?
Tick tock wagie! Only the rest of your life to go :^)
>>26143137
>still delusional about his place in society
You're like one of those psych ward patients who thinks he's Napoleon.
I didn't decide to fund roads and infrastructure I don't use, the military, public services, and all manner of things my taxes pay for. You seem obsessed with imagining that I resent paying for you, but I simply don't care and I don't miss a cent of the loose change I pay to keep you subdued.
>>26143204
>yet another wretched, tear filled attempt at a le u r le mad post
Your inability to process how desperate you come across as being is hilarious
Wagies getting btfo so hard unbelievable the length these wagecuckerinos will go to defend Chaim Yitzcock Goldberg Shekelstien
>>26143321
This bovine seems on the verge of going completely mad, would a gentleman escort this hyperventilating beast of burden out the door?
>>26143273
Back to work
TICK TOCK
My wife is 16 and says all sorts of sweet things to me.
Most of my time is to myself.
Stop trying to troll you pseudo-NEET.
I also have more money than you, by far, and will be inheriting much more. You lower-class brats need to be taught their place.
>>26138134
Trolling isn't philosophy. Perhaps you should spend some of your vast reserves of time expanding your vocabulary past a 1st grade level instead of using big words to look smart online.
>>26141775
Person with a job here
I'm much happier than you are
Sorry
>>26143365
>thinking this conceals your tears
I-i-im n-n-n-not crying!
>>26143370
I'm at work already. $60/hr to shit post. Feel free to frivolously spend the 13c of that you'll get from me on whatever your tiny mind fancies.
>>26143472
But she's not your wife.
>>26143595
Nobody cares about your perversions, statist. A sacred marriage is more valid than a legal marriage.
Now stop trolling.
>>26143582
You are bitter, my dear. If your intelligence matched that of us, you would see it in your own words. Bitterness, I tell you, does not come out of thin air. You have suffered, you have been in pain, have you not? Day after day, tired eyes in the morning, and by night you look towards your bed with a bliss I can only imagine burdened animals can conceive.
>>26143626
>peado
>openly admits his "wife" isn't attractive because she's too old now
>tries to reframe his illegal marriage with hilarious fedora tier nonsense and cherry picking
>genuinely thinks he's some sort of special snowflake exception to gods teachings
>gets butthurt and upset and refuses to answer any questions and tries to deflect everything he can't cope with as trolling
>>26143765
She's attractive, just not my taste.
Keep trolling though, I'm sure you're such an expert and I'm so stupid.
>>26143666
>being this desperate to disguise your emotional breakdown by shrouding it in pretentious drivel
>owns brand new car
>go on dates every week with girls who actually like me
>cook homeade food everyday
>work out and kick box religiously
>own a side business
>read books
Pic related
You're considered disabled, you are on the same level in society as a kid with down syndrome. You have so much free time and squander it for nothing. You have the mindset of a child, you only do things you like which is why you will never grow or accomplish anything in life. Being independent, earning wisdom and knowledge through life experiences to pass down to your children. Being a strong male figure women gravitate towards. You will sit in your house and continue to love in your comfort zone taking money out of the mouths of hungry little children because you're a failure of a man. I don't have a daughter, but if I did she would be more of a man then you. My little sister is more of a man than you.
Enjoy
>>26143791
>trolling as le stop challenging me le maymay
You are pretty stupid.
When are you going to admit that you don't know how you'll cope when she truly comes to terms with how inappropriate you've been and confronts you?
Self Employed > NEET > wagecuck
>>26143825
bretty good b8 but
>read books
now thats where you lost it
>>26143832
You're not challenging anybody, moron.
I'm not inappropriate; this is why your question is an ad hoc question you dumb cunt: you've constructed it to only have an answer as either a) no real answer or b) the only possible answer (she would not like to be treated inappropriately)
I do not reply constructively to trolls or genuine morons who think this is a valid question.
>>26138961
>/r9k/ likes Warrior Cats
That's it, now just I have to love you guys
>>26141062
>being this edgy
>also this euphoric
>>26135934
yeah I take disabled neet money but rarely can you afford an escort on it lol
>falling for the NEET meme
>>26143876
How? I like to read a little at night. None of this is bait it's my life.
>>26143825
Im not a NEET but reading books is an achievement nowadays?, Im always reading something, i just finished homer and langley and i dont consider it an achievement worth stating.
>>26135934
>All these people spouting pretentious mumbo jumbo
>All these angry slaves that spend 9 hours a day working
>All these buttdevastated no-lifes that think watching hentai and jerking off to men is a worthwhile use of the small time we have on the Earth
>>26143805
Answer this to me, cuckie, if you are not Mad, why is it that you try so hard to inject snide comments in every reply you make? Are you that upset about the fact that you are Mad, that you do not want to accept you are Mad, over fear that you have the lower ground?
Perhaps logic is something your people do not possess, but stay your "emotional breakdown", yeah? We need you healthy and happy, productive, aye?
>>26143825
Normie, based on your picture and your words, I can only gasp at how much bile they have ingrained within your mind. "Strong male figure". "Women gravitate towards". "Failure of a man". "More of a man". All these are words that you have used to inspire yourself into cuckoldry. Do you honestly think you are spared? Your money also goes to me, cuckie. I am above both you and the average wageslave.
>>26143959
I was merely stating it as the NEETbitches act like I don't have time for anything because I work. I mean working out isn't an achievement either, but when you add a lot of things together such as exercise, reading and other self improvement your life becomes much richer and fulfilled.
Enjoy being poor untill your dead NEET's.
>>26144010
Why are you so into this
Every time you respond it's another three paragraphs
If you really have such a deep fulfilling life than go life it instead of posting on a Mongolian spear fishing forum
>>26143910
>getting this mad - yet again
>once again trying to cherry pick and claim that a mid twenties degenerate manipulating and grooming an 11 year old into a relationship isn't inappropriate
It's a valid question and a very real possibility - call it a hypothetical if you're insisting on being so pedantic and answer the question you great big coward.
You know in your heart the truth.
You know i was right. Stop denying it to yourself. It will make you so much happier, really.
>>26144010
>laughing at you and offering up mocking comments is a sign of anger
Are you really that sensitive little NEETy-weety? Look at how much you cling to your little asides and attempts at deflection, it's tragic.
>>26144010
People gravitate towards successful people, that is a fact. When you think of a man do you think of an out of shape 25 year old sitting on his computer watching anime in his parents house. Or do you think of someone like Bruce Lee or a great leader. You're on the same level as feminists who want to destroy what a man is. You should always strive to become better and improve, but instead you'd rather brag about the scraps you get and think you're somehow a better person for it. I'd rather die then take handouts, which is why I take what I want and leave you with the bare minimum.
Enjoy
>>26144104
Every morning i wake up and i am glad for Karl Marx walked the earth and wrote his wisdom. He gives me hope.
>>26144082
How am I a degenerate? You haven't given a single valid reason you dumb troll.
>>26144169
>still trying the same tiresome tricks to avoid answering the question
>still using troll to mean anything you find confronting
You're almost as boring as she has become to you.
Answer the question
>>26144010
>>26144149
Also I will literally paypal you $20 to post a picture of you with a timestamp. That is if you even have a paypal because you need a bank account to have one. It might be to much responsibiloty for you.
>>26144113
This is you laughing, cuckie, this is you laughing
>>26137469
Anon, cake isn't healthy either...
>>26144237
>getting more and more upset and childish with each desperation ridden post
>>26144208
So, you can't answer valid questions because you're mad I won't fall for your ad hoc.
>>26144149
No, normie, you spent those hours at the gym, those hours trying to make a life, those sweat and tears, just so some roastie could "fall in love" with you.
This is your reality, accept it. And guess what, you will be cucked. You will be cucked while you're on the phone with her, and you'll notice those "slop slop" sounds but assume it's something else.
You wasted your life improving yourself for roasties, that is your only truth, now stand by the corner while I enjoy your money
smelly dumb wageKEKS hahahahahahahahaha
>>26144267
>repeating yourself over and over in yet another tedious attempt to refuse to respond to anything you find challenging
Set aside your fedora and special snowflake bullshit and goalpost shifting and answer the question. What would you do if she confronted you with how inappropriate you've been?
>>26144258
>using meme arrows absolves me of all my anger
Hey, cuckie, the only reason you're here is because your Jew boss allows you to have two days out of the week to yourself. Remember that, and then remember I have no reason to be upset at you, but you have every reason to be upset at me. Just try harder not to show it, eh?
>>26144304
I'm not answering you until you answer me.
>>26144286
>a fat, breathless NEET is anxiously tugging away at his stumpy penis, slowly typing out his fantastic fantasies with one corpulent finger and shrilly sniggering at his masterful skill for fiction
>>26144329
>reverting back to the same tired lines because you've run out of excuses and material
>still desperate to claim people are upset at you
It's depressing that you really have no awareness of pity
>>26144286
You completely missed the point of my post. Even if what you said is true I have at least been living and experiencing life. You don't even get enough money to live on, you literally live like a child with your parents and recieve an allowance.
>>26144331
>I'm 12 - the post!
Answer the question
>>26144416
Answer me first. You need to defend the premise of your question first you stupid troll.
>>26144365
>keeps desperately offending his betters
>but he's not mad
Jesus Christ cuckie, you're almost making me want to apologize
>>26144399
Shhhh, you can't expect to reason with them and they need these fantasies to keep them going as they sink further and further into depression and accepting their ever increasing futility
>mfw I became a wagecuuck because these threads tell me you get sex if you have a job
>got employed
>nothing's changed, still a KV
t-thanks
Tbh I wish I was NEET again, but how do I get neetbux? And my parents' approval? I kind of have to put up with being a wageslave to escape my controlling parents. I'm already 30 for fuck's sake.
>>26144444
No, I really don't need to do anything to satisfy your avoidant personality disorder.
Answer the question.
>>26135934
>300$ per month
>>26144558
>he still mistakes mockery and derision for anger
How sensitive are you, exactly? Do you cry when daddy tells you to tidy your room and call it abuse?
>>26144286
Who the fuck talks on the phone anymore?
>>26144600
She would never think it's inappropriate, we've already talked about it.
>>26144647
You have flaws in your logic, cuckie, some part of your mind feels contempt for me, regardless of what manner of contempt it is. The mystery here is, wageslave, why you keep denying you are angry, when it is so obvious in your posts, which changed the tone of the thread. Like that one mongol goof who joins a game and starts taking everything personal, thereby ruining the party. Hey, listen, it's not my fault you are at the bottom of the social pyramid. Can you blame me for being the better, intelligent man, and taking advantage, thus coming out on top of the social circle?
But keep letting off steam here, it will make you a more efficient worker once this is over. Just don't direct your anger at us physically, keep it in your little zone here
>>26144578
in europe you get 550e + 80% of your rent
minimun wage is 11e or something. that makes barely 1700e a month working 8 hours a day. taxes are 20% of that. makes 1300e.
now. 1000e as a neet vs 1300e as a FUCKING FULL TIME KEK
how ward decision is that
NEETS only make about 1200 a month.
Thats what I make a week.....
I make 4 times what you make, and I'm doing what I love doing for an Athiest boss. Lol. I just bought a new 2015 Camry in cash and have money leftover to take a bitch out.
Please enlighten me on how your life is better than mine? You don't post any proof of the things you learn while I work. You don't talk as if you've increased your vocabulary from reading high-level shit. And you fucking NEVER post OC.
You browse the internet till your ass hurts from sitting all day then fall asleep. How much weight have you gained since you graduate highschool? Around 50-60 pounds?
I'm very interested in an on-camera interview with one of you who lives this "enlightened" life. No shaming, I'll pay you $500. But your identity will be known since you're so proud of your ways.
>>26144883
I would work if somebody paid me 5-6k a month, gross. But that's out of question if you look the average and median wages in europe. Especially then young.
Under 2,5k im much rather a neet
>>26144573
Seriously I posted a real response and all i got back was that my gf will cheat on me and to go stand in a corner. Again I will paypal you $20 which is like 10% of your monthly earnings to post a pic of you with a timestamp. You probably won't do it because you're disgusting.
>>26144851
>on top of the social circle
>NEET
Jesus H. Christ on a buttered bagel, that is maybe the most ridiculously funny and absurd thing I read today.
You NEETs are truly masters of baiting and subtle self-irony, and for that matter, it is the only thing you all will ever be master in.
>>26144883
> new camry
Living the High life, eh bud? I bet you buy charmin ultra soft too.
>>26135934
I feel like this is a very good analogy of ass holes in wellfare...
>new camry
see, slaving your life away isnt a complete waste
>>26144883
>he thinks $500 is alot
I'm sure you make all that money, normie, I'm sure
>>26144883
>I just bought a new 2015 Camry in cash
Wew lad, watch out boys we got a richfag here
>>26137037
Oh shit. Shut down!
>>26145063
Ofcourse he doesnt. Camry then again sounds like a truth.
Swiftie is so qt. She even made a song for wagecucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ34LlaIk88
>tfw social worker
>tfw I got to deny the renewal of NEETbux of some NEET with "anxiety issues"
Feels good
>>26135934
Hey bro NEET here to, just had a Papa johns pizza while watching American pie at 4am. feels so good to be free. tick tock wagies
I like wagecuck threads because I get to talk about the joys of being a wagecuck.
>Most knowledgeable about the problem my team is working on
>Everyone gets to ask me for advice
>Get my coursera certifications paid for by the company, going for Data Science from John's Hopkins, Big data from UC San Diego, and Machine Learning from Uni Washington
>Have me on track to be in charge of my own team within the company
>free pizza every thursday
>free coffee every day
>sense of pride in my own self-efficacy and indispensibility
you NEET kids talk big about how much time you get for developing intellectual pursuits. How about you sign up for one of the coursera tracks with me and show me how much more intellectually developed I would be without my job?
>>26145052
>>26145077
>>26145063
you think a buying a car in cash is unimpressive lol. Now I KNOW I'm surrounded humans who will never understand the world around they.
You will continue to make up "facts" in order to not feel like absolute shit the moment you wake up. Believing that buying a new car in cash isn't impressive proves that. I love reading the depression threads because based on the writing styles I'm positive most of you post in it.
>muh cystic ance
>muh deathgrip
>muh giant forehead
>muh low-test
>muh CRIPPLING depression
>muh social ineptitude because anxiety.
Day in and day out you post on an Vietnamese rice trading website about being comfy and shitting on wagecucks. But all day I learn something new at job. Please post artwork you've done since you started this NEET life.
People just don't seem to be able to see that these threads are nothing more than the newest thing in shitposting. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute...
>>26145427
we know lol. makes us feel good to read through em tho.
>>26141062
The question isn't "who" but "what". And that what is my .45 colt. Please NEET, I dream of a sweaty neckbeard such as you drawing his katana on me.
>>26136288
>that comfy blue background
>>26141728
where do you live?
original indeed
>>26144765
>I'm confident I've groomed her really well
>implying she won't talk to somebody one day who will explain how inappropriate it all has been
You are either hilariously naive or incredibly arrogant
>>26145822
I haven't groomed her though.
>>26145671
NEETs embody the color blue
>Calmness
>Lazy
>Slow motion of the ocean
Who /fakeneet/ here?
>post neet threads and post in them calling out wagecucks
>actually have a full-time job and don't live with parents
>>26145988I feel you anon-kunThese threads are the only threads that manage to bring a smile to my face anymore, they are just too much fun
>>26145424
NEET philosophy is philosophy at its best. Let's discuss what it means to live in 2015, cuckie, let's start at that. You become 18 years old, then you start slaving away for some grain. The grain, of course, is so that you attract some hen. In this world, hens are very picky, so the wagecucks slave away harder, one harder than the next (what they call the rat race), to be able to impress more hens, and that they will flock to him. Once a wagecuck amasses a considerable amount of grain, through sweat and labor and tears, and has hens, this is considered successful. But at what point does the cuck find happiness?
>"Some day we'll see the world"
>"Some day we'll travel to this place and that"
This is what wagecucks tell themselves, but they hardly ever do. Most stay in the same place all their lives, slaving away. Maybe some day, they save enough to finally travel somewhere. Notice how up to this moment the wagecuck has only been that, a cuck working for others. Don't give me that "self improvement normie" crap of working out, getting a good job, "for yourself", because you do it for others, and to be admired by others.
That is the normiecuck world. The aim? To enjoy oneself. Me? I already am enjoying myself. Freedom is what the wagecuck ultimately seeks, when he has saved enough and he is old and gray. I have freedom to do anything I want. And I have, cuckie, I have.
So you see, I am above you. I am better. This is the circle you live in. I am at the top.
I guess someone needs to take care of these fucking degenerates. I'm okay with my taxes being spent on you. Look at the pure, unadulterated entertainment I receive. Honestly though, I do love you guys and I hope the NEETbux help.
>>26135934
I literally could not collect enough government money to live a NEET life. The government simply doesn't pay out enough.
>I'm 24
>Chemical engineer
>Live with mom so I can rent off my real estate
>Work on genetics project to complete second scientific paper which looks awesome on my resume
>Train regularly to be in good, functional form
>Have romantic and sexual desires fulfilled throughsuperior love for my tulpa, who is essentially me as a girl
NEET parasites. They never learn.
>>26145894
>I haven't groomed a pre-teen girl
>I was in my mid 20s when it all started and that's totally normal
>>26146509
Yes, letting her in my home is grooming.
>Tfw part time wage cuck and still living with parents.
>tfw government employee masterrace
While NEET is better than wagecuck, nothing beats being in a job where you are just riding the gravy train along with everyone else. I get paid probably quadruple what someone on NEETbux does, and do a quarter of the work a wagecuck does. Feels good man. And once again, it's wagecucks paying me.
I hate NEETs, but this Pepe is one of my favorites
>>26147949
Why do you hate me, anon? I can't help it. I don't hate you for being better than me.
Wagecucks sure love to ramble on and on about how they're contributing to the world, how what they do means anything in the long run.
You know what wagecucks are contributing to the world? Insight into how delusional the human mind can be. But hey, you keep on working, you good little employee you!
The last time I worked was when I masturbated for seven straight hours the other day...worked up a sweat!
>live with mommy
>work 20-25 hours/week
>no rent, just $30/month internet bill
>pocket almost all my money
>can buy guns and upgrade my computer when I want
>a lot of money saved, so I am not completely screwed if something happens to my mum
>tons of time for recreation and self imorovement
>>26138505
Can I have a slice? Pink icing is my favorite
>>26147964
I hate that you people take pride in being leeches.
You do nothing but soak up tax payer's money, just so you can stay at home, NOT get treatment for whatever "mental condition", and keep stealing from public services that actually need that money.
If you're just a NEET cus you got fired or something, that's fine, as long as you keep moving forward.
What's the point of existing, if you literally do nothing for anyone, not even yourself.
I'd kill all NEETs
>>26135934
>27 years old
>lives with mother
You know sometimes a job can be sucky yes, but wow is it better than being one of you total fucking losers. I like how you tried to make it sound impressive that the only sex you get is paid for and every two weeks. I bet deep inside you k know that us wagecucks get to meet and fuck all sorts of beautiful stacies and asians and the only girl you talk to that you dont pay for sex is your mom...
Oh and also lets say one day you met a lady who you hit it off with, you do realize shes going to think youre a total loser when she finds out you dont have your own place and youre almost 30.
This place is actually pretty sad, denial everywhere.
Grow the fuck up or please commit suicide en masse so the normal people can stop paying for your failed life
but I'm getting paid as I read through this thread.
>>26148240
>hurr what will people think of you
>durr what will people think of you
>hurr durr
Don't you have a better retort normie? Does it not cause you an itch in your tired eyes that you do everything you do because of what "people think of you"?
The definition of failing is suffering, ending up somewhere you don't want to be. By my reckoning, that is the word-by-word description of a wagecuck such as yourself. I'm perfectly happy with *your* money and your labor. I get to eat what I want, I get to fuck 10/10 hookers that you cuckies could only dream of "wooing", heck, that only the 1% of men can really "woo".
But you go on believing I am a failure, keep suffering my hard-working little Mexican.
>>26148441
Oh man, wagecucks have no ground to stand on!
>wagecucks spending their precious few leisure hours arguing against neets
Truly magnificent.
>>26145443
>>26145427
No, these threads remind me every day that there's nothing wrong with being a NEET.
Ssshh shh now, all the wagies are sleeping, it's their time to rest. I can only imagine how good it must feel to go to bed after a long hard day of back-breaking labor.
Sometimes I pity the poor beasts, but someone has to do the dirty work
>>26148779
>wagecucks move on to their girlfriends and wives
>neets move on to tfw no gf threads
>>26141062
Uh oh boys, looks like neetie's getting a little buttroasted. Calm down friendo, wouldn't want to overwork those clotted veins. Might have to go down to an escort a month to pay off those hospital bills with your huge-deductible poorfag insurance :^)
>>26141542
But you're not a man. Doesn't that bother you? That you cant function as an independent unit? That you didnt even earn the comforts you dillute your personality with? That your hands have no callouses, your shoulders no strength? That you can never lie down in bed after a long day of work, serene and hazy with exhaustion and achievement? This is the human experience neet, it rises above hapiness or comfort. You live as an infant; don't expect to understand the ways of men.
>>26149291
These people bitch and moan about normies having all the fun and getting all the bitches but then turn around and act like their the shit because they havnt left the house in months.
These niggers have no future
>>26135934
This is pathetic.
Everyday these threads fill up with guys trying to validate their not so well off lives.
/Deluded/
Subway isn't even very good.
>>26143927
summoning me for a 6 word post, kill yourself retard
the amount of wagecucks on suicide watch is at an all time high
>reminder that women who are essentially neets make multiples of what you make in a year
>reminder that people who play video games make more in a day then you do in a week
>reminder that you are the literal disposable
>>26138213
Cucky, why are you taking the high moral ground over the NEET? If your life is so productive and social, why are you arguing with strangers on a bangladeshian anime board?
>>26151344
ow burn
Your parents will never say it to your face, but they resent you on a daily basis. When couples talk about children killing their dreams, you're the prime example. How can you live with yourself? Because of you and your inability to have any sort of responsibility or direction in your life, you've given your family a terrible burden.
Are you proud of slowly killing your parents every day?
>>26135934
Thisis a very long post.
I'm 31. Got a CS degree and wasn't a lazy shit in school like 99% of people who get CS degrees. Did internships and got good at my craft. I got a job at a Google-tier company immediately after college ended and got my salary up to 110k after a year.
Still lived like a college student despite making amazing money, saved 60k+ a year. Invested it in long term investments (mutual funds, bonds & 401k plan). My yearly expenses were less than 18k (living in an area with cheap CoL but still)
I retired four months ago, as my yearly return on my investments began to exceed my expenses. I'm 31, I have no family, over 700000, and I probably never have to worry about working again if I continue to live the way I have been.
NEETcucks have fun but never can truly enjoy it knowing it will someday end. Mommy will die, or the government will stop funding their autism. Even in the rare case that it doesn't, the fact that it could will always keep them worried and powerless about their own future.
Most WAGEcucks are jewed idiots who think "well I need to buy a car and the latest gadgets r-right" and they never will earn enough to buy their freedom. Never ever ever.
Only a retireneet can truly be happy. This is true.
>>26135934
whenever i see this threads i just imagine squidward and spongebob from that one episode where squidward loses his job and they are both furiously shitposting on 4chan to try and convince each other their way is right
>251 replies
Excellent job, OP. I haven't seen a wagecuck thread be this successful in awhile. Wagecucks BTFO, butthurt and mad.
>>26151733
validate yourself more on the pathetic cesspit board, you clearly need it.
All these RAGIE WAGIES. Holy shit. I've never seen so many people being hurt, mad and upset.
>hurt
>mad
>upset
They literally NEVER learn, folks. They just keep getting BTFO daily.
>>26135934
>you never have time for yourself
Nigga I get 6-7 hours of time to myself every day while working a standard 9-5 schedule.
>sleep 8 hours
>Work 8 hours
>1-2 hours for preparing delicious homemade meals
>6-7 straight hours of vidya
Feels good.
