If we're all NEETs couldn't we all live together and collect our money together to buy food. If 3 of us lived in a house or an apartment and all 3 of us earned $700 a month, we would earn $2100 a month.
can I be the maid/cumdump?
>>26130739
Post boypussy and I'll decide
earned 700. Neet?
Fuck this board. Fuck all of you
>>26130755
just my butt or do I need to spread my cheeks?
>robots masterminding diabolical plans now
>if we rob a million people and each person had one dollar we are millionaires
>>26130763
It is my birth right, as a human being, who wanted not to be born in this world, who wanted to maybe be born to a bourgeois family, who wanted to live a normal life, a little financial compensation so I can continue living on, and one day, for the money I've taken from the wagecucks, give back to society, be it through literature or leadership.
>>26130791
Either one
>>26130865
Lel nice b8 m8
>>26130714
but the only reason I want to be a NEET is because I want to be alone
I don't mind working really, being around other people is the problem
>>26130739
>>26130714
This is exactly why I wouldn't want to live with you Tbh family
>>26130917
This may seem like an inconvenience for you to come on this board, maybe it doesn't bother you, you work "hard" hours for slackers, and maybe this post, for if you are reading it, and reply, is an inconvenience for you. Remindingn yourself that believing you live a genuine, and more "authentic" life than those who have given up, making you the strong one, to give pity amongst the "weaker" ones. The weak ones may show ignorance towards you, but remember, all of the hardships of life are mostly from your self-conscious self, it's an inconvenience for you to be upset, in other words, FUCK OFF YOU DAMN WAGESLAVE AND GIVE ME MORE TENDIES.
>>26131042
There's no such thing as a free lunch, bud.
Take pride in it, but you're a leech and nothing more. Without me, you'd starve.
Also, 700 a month is fucking poverty tier dude.
I earn about 5000 a month
>>26131042
>tfw you only get 700
>tfw i'm not autistic
>tfw did the military
>tfw $3000 a month for va disability
>>26131117
7 NEETs = 4900
Your life is worth 7 slackers
>>26131142
So 1/3rd of my day is worth seven whole people's lives? That's cool.
I like my job, my commute is short, I'm bound to get promoted because I'm young, and I still have free time in the evenings on weekends AND I'M STILL worth seven people.
Feels good man.
>>26131172
You must consider with those 7 lives, your life does not pause them. Reading upon the maize left behind by those who came before, and like >>26131134, taking those numbers into consideration you're worth 2 military dogs, how does that make you feel? Life is my oyster, I am on a constant 24/7 vacation
>>26131207
Lol, and what do you do with your '24/7' vacation? Sit in your room?
In my spare time, I can afford to take classes, trips around the world, eat at nice restaurants, actually enjoy the finer things that life makes available (through work).
You sit on an image board and plot how to make your pittance of a leech salary into something more significant. All. Day. In. Your. Tiny. Room.
Plus, I make 60k now at 23. I'm bound to hit six figures before 35, so I'll definitely be worth more than those military pups in the long run, and unlike him I'm not disabled.
Work isn't that terrible, it's a part of life.
>>26131117
>I earn about 5000 a month
Damn man, that's 4 months of wageslaving for me. What do you do?
>>26131242
>Lol, and what do you do with your '24/7' vacation? Sit in your room?
I read literature (I referenced Marcus Aurelius two posts ago, I don't expect you to know that though lol!)
In schooling, my GPA was 3.9/4, nearly perfect. I am smarter than you on every level, you feed me your paste, and in the long run, I am a published author, have all the free time in the world, have fans, and you, in your little cubicle, have nothing.
>>26131299
Information systems
>>26131301
I read all of Shakespeare back in high school. I doubt you're smarter than me because you would've figured out basic finance and realize that working offers much higher returns.
Also, being published on kindle does not count as 'being published'.
>>26131242
My "disability" is that I bullshitted on a cognition test after getting hit by an IED and they diagnosed me with TBI
Then I told a psychologist I have nightmares where I'm back in Iraq, which is true but in my nightmares I forgot to sign a PMCS or something and I get yelled at. So I got diagnosed with PTSD.
I'm fine with slightly worse than normal hearing. Going to college. Graduating in May. Got a job lined up with my county where I'll start making $40k, which isn't a ton but if you scale up my $36k/year I make to an actual taxed wage it's about $45k. So making the equivalent of 85k out of college with a little hard of hearing is a pretty nice life tbqh
>>26131385
>I read all of Shakespeare back in high school. I doubt you're smarter than me because you would've figured out basic finance and realize that working offers much higher returns.
>Also, being published on kindle does not count as 'being published'.
Saying your life is "better" because of the amount of financial compensation you receive is one-sided. I am more "free" than you, yes, I know that no human alive can ever be "free", I enjoy my life to its fullest potential, I have no stress, and I love my life. Can you say the same?
My book is on shelves.
>>26131454
Stress is easy to deal with if you're above the age of 20.
Work sucks somedays sure, but it's always worth it when I buy plane tickets somewhere very nice. I would feel trapped and helpless being confined always to the same little scrap of land somewhere.
>>26131491
Stress is never easily handled past any age
You feel as though you are trapped when you are at a place you are familiar with, but feel free with a place you are not? Your mind is not open, you see things at face value, you have much to learn my son
>>26131491
I feel ya. Travel is life.
>>26130714
Good idea comrade!
>>26131589
Yes. Being stuck in the same place makes you aware of your routine, travelling forces you to experience new perspective. It's a chance to reinvigorate your brain.
It's the reason you use for being so opposed to working, but you don't apply it to your tiny room and routine little life.
>>26131636
>It's a chance to reinvigorate your brain.
Literature does that and it's completely free
>>26131662
Ok. I can read books in my spare time. I would get bored too if all I had to do was read all day.
>>26131688
And thats why anyone who claims to "read" on r9k really just shitposts here all day.
Nice dubs btw
>>26131301
If this guy is serious oh wow.
>>26131712
I could read naruto fanfic all day if they weren't all retarded harems.
>>26131688
Yeah maybe reading is too hard for your little brain.
Work is for the slave. Leisure, for the master.
>>26130714
>2100 a month
lmao that's not even enough for a deposit
>>26131738
constant masturbation doesn't make you a master
>>26131769
Looks like someone is jealous I can rub on every surface imaginable, any day, any time, and still have fun.
>>26131738
Lel, get real son. It's called moderation. It's healthy in life.
A little work, a little reading, a little travel, a little fine dining, a little romance, a little exercise makes me much happier than:
Stuck in room all day, no money, no opportunities, only books.
You may as well be homeless. All those bums do is hang out at public libraries all day, and they're not the "le enlightened intellectuals" you claim to be.
>>26131793
I rub inside my wife
>>26131829
I rub inside your wife when you're at "work"
>>26130714
i could bring you weed
i'm good at it
>>26131822
>they're not the "le enlightened intellectuals" you claim to be.
Quote where I said I was enlightened or an intellectual
>>26131242
I take 4 classes two hours each every week in my apartment
My dad takes me out for lunch twice a week, my mom too
I could have tagged along to their vacations too if I wanted
>>26131885
>>26131301
>>26131738
There and there.
>>26131887
You're leeching off your parents. Your fun little things in life would not be possible without their support. When they die, you will have nothing.
>>26131941
I said to quote my exact words fuck face
>>26131967
Doesn't change the argument inherent to your shitty posts, this is 4chan - where quotes are loose and ad hominem.
If you've devolved to semantics tho, that means to me you've given up.
Enjoy your books and only your books for the next 50 years of your miserable life.
FIFTY WHOLE YEARS. It's a long time. Think of all the hours you'll have rotting by yourself while the rest of us get on with life.
>>26131941
>leeching
They make tons of money tho, they don't mind supporting me
>it wouldn't be possible without them
We agree, so what?
>it's going to end
It's not, I'm going to inherit a lot of money
>>26132030
I earn money by writing (already said I was published), do art commissions in my free time, and I read. I don't even have to do write or draw, but you do, little wageslave.
>>26132070
exclude
>do
when reading, I had a hiccup since I've been up for 18 hours
>>26132066
Good for you, but you will always be a child and rightfully so in society's eyes.
It's a well known fact that NEETs hate other NEETs, they remind them of how pathetic their kind are. NEETs like to escape from their difficult reality and surrounding themselves with mirrors of themselves is probably something closer to a NEET nightmare
>>26132104
Not that guy, but who gives a flying fuck?
>>26132196
Women do
>>26132289
And what are women?
>>26132314
Potential mates, beautiful, sweet, caring, mother of life?
>>26132328
Find me one that you just described, I am having a hard time to find an honest man with this lamp.
>>26132350
There are plenty like that, you just hate women because you fear them.
>>26132070
Those are called jobs you retard
>>26132371
I hate women because they've never been nice to me
Stop projecting and being naive you slave
>>26132289
You think women are going to give a shit about a millionaire not having made the money himself? Are you fucking serious? lol
>>26132392
They are hobbies, no one depends on me to do them.
>>26132393
That's what I mean when I say you fear them.
>>26132393
Stop generalizing and being ignorant you manchild
>>26132453
Big words for a little man
>>26131843
>implying you can talk to woman without having a panic attack
Meanwhile, in the neet mansion...
>>26131822
>its all about moderation
thats what normies say
