>eating crackers while laying in bed
>one falls next to me with me knowing
>roll over it
>crushed cracker all over my bed now
>just anther thing to add to the list
Bed stories thread?
>>26125691
>crushed cracker all over my bed now
I'm so sorry, that's one of the layers of hell. The moment you think they are all out you feel one rolling on your arm.
>laying in bed
>cockroach skitters across your belly
>it gets away before you can kill it
>extreme anxiety that it's just gonna come back and fuck with you some more
>>26125707
At least with the other foods like bread, cheese, chicken, bananas, chocolate, and jerky I don't feel the sharp edges so I don't mind them being there. But I'll be feeling those mother fuckin crackers for at least a week and a half.
>>26125754
>cockroach skitters across your belly
Oh god why? That's one of those fears we developed when we were still sleeping on the ground.
>>26125754
I'm so sorry anon. Did you at least see where it escaped so you can set traps in the area?
>haven't changed my sheets in months
>recently noticed a bunch of little stains
>small and all over the center of the bed
>trying to figure out what they're from
>no idea
>continue sleeping on mysterious stains
I don't eat or jack off in my bed, and I jack off enough not to have wet dreams. I don't know, senpai
>>26125808
It didn't happen tonight but it does happen at least 2-3 times a year. Last time it happened it was pitch black and I managed to grab it in my fist and throw it across the room
>>26125872
It's just the fear of IF it will happen that sound worse almost, just that fear pit always hanging around after it's happened more than once.
>>26125754
While camping at the bottom of the Grand Canyon one time, I was sleeping under the stars (no tent) with just a mat under me so I'd wake up because large lizards would be crawling on my chest/stomach/legs. It was pretty cool actually
>>26125754
Diatomaceous Earth. Buy some and sprinkle it inside and out of your house. I haven't seen a roach since I started doing this.
>>26125905
It's definitely one of the most completely infuriating and panic inducing things that can happen if you're on the brink of falling asleep
>so damn comfy
>*skitter skitter*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26125826
Are you shitting the bed?
>>26125691
>carefully remove sheets
>wash sheets
>put sheets back
>enjoy no crackers
what, do you not have sheets?
>>26126051
I'm not going to wash something just to dirty it up again
>>26126088
I hope that doesn't apply to your hygiene Anon.
Any one else hug a pillow while sleeping?
Apparently not a lot of people do this
>>26126104
I shower once a week and normally wash my clothing anywhere between 5 to 10 uses
>>26125691
>laying
>>26126132
only when i'm feeling really lonely, but when i do, it's great, so i maybe i should do it all the time anyways
>>26126132
I hug my knees when I go to sleep
>>26126162
Can you explain what you mean by this????
>>26126132
>gf moves out
>stop caring about being tidy
>wash towels
>throw the piles of clean towels on the bed
>towels smell like women because of the soap
>end up hugging a bundle of towels to sleep every night
Sometimes I pretend the towel-girl has a wasting disease, and I'm comforting her in her final days after a long relationship together.
Story 2 (not bed-related but sleep-related so this is the closest thread)
>have to wear a suit for some event
>pull it out of closet
>burn everything because it was covered in thousands of moths and fabric grendles (my grandmother's name for tiny mites that get on clothes, but I don't know their actual name)
>end up hanging suit on my robe rack
>go to bed
>wake up because my C-SPAN video ends and I can't sleep without voices
>look up
>see reptilian preparing to gut me like a sheep (left)
>hide in bathroom until morning
>grab toilet lid and come out, now that his night vision advantage is gone
>see pic related (right)
>>26125691
Living on the edge, so you know.
>>26126597
Be careful. You might just fall from grace like me
Who /comfystuffedanimal/ here?
>20 year old male
End my life.
>>26126748
That's really fucking cute anon.
>>26125777
>At least with the other foods like bread, cheese, chicken, bananas, chocolate, and jerky I don't feel the sharp edges so I don't mind them being there
>>26125754
>tfw sleep on the top bunk of a bunkbed
>unless it drops from the ceiling its impossible for bugs to fuck with me
feels pretty ok man tbqh (to be quite honest)
>>26125826
you sweat when you sleep
>>26126446
how the fuck do thousands of moths get inside your house anon
>>26128466
>>26128481
>>26128499
all these posts are mine lmao
imma leave the thread now :)
>spider over bed
>trying to kill it with a book
>falls behind my bed
>slept in the living room for 1 month
>>26128713
Losing a spider is worse than finding onr
>>26126748
>tfw sleeping with multiple stuffed animals and pillows in various shapes including hearts
>21 yr old male
It is really comfy doe
>see cute baby mouse in room one day
>it escapes to my closet
>hear it making mouse noises at night under my bed
Who else here comfy sleep buddy?
>>26128713
this happened to me more than once and I live in Australia.
Huntsmans are spoopy but its even worse with whitetails.
>>26126132
usually but I had a wet dream and came on my pillow
>>26126132
I fold my arms grasping an imaginary something, sometimes I can trick my brain for a second to register my soft mattress as the back of a girl.
>>26125754
is it normal for americans to have cockroaches in their houses?
>>26125691
>wake up one fine Saturday morning
>roll on my side to check the clock
>face and neck burn like fire
>Sit up, pillow and sheets are covered with hornets (well, half a dozen on there anyway)
>Kill, dispose
>next morning, same thing
>hornets built nest in the wall, bored a 3" hole through underneath my bed
>Move out
>>26126446
holy shit thats sad
>>26125691
>be me
>just made some nachos
>i get some salsa to go with the nachos
>walk by bed
>trip
>salsa lands all over my bed
i wasted 2 hours on washing sheets
>>26129761
jesus christ
originalo
>>26126324
You don't lay down, you lie down.
You use the intransitive verb (lie) when you talk about something you did. You lie down, you lay something down.
>>26130089
thanks for the grammar lesson
