>You spend Friday night trying to decipher Finnegans Wake
>Chad fucks her so deep she gets a bellyache
>>26119520
>You sit alone in your beamer
>While she rides chads wiener
Dedicated to Elliot Rodger.
>>26119520
>You play Donky Kong
>While she sucks chads schlong
>>26119520
>You write posts that are superfluous
>While she rides on chads big herpes dick
>>26119520
More like portrait of an artist as a young man damn good book
>>26119520
Take the Thunderwords, anon.
Brekkek kekkek kekkek kekkek!
>you shitpost
>while she increases her roast
>You say you prefer Dostoevsky to Tolstoy
>Chad's 10 incher brings her joy
>>26119721
top kek
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>you inject morphine into patients
>Chad fucks her
>you sadly listen to her favorite song
>Chad gets busy removing her sweaty thong
>you are at home, chewing gum
>chad just made her swallow cum
>You prepare to kill yourself
>Chad prepares to kill himself
>And so does she
>And so do I
>On a chilly Friday night.
Did I do it right
>your old guild forum has no activity
> chad fucks her with proclivity
>you jack off in the dark alone
>Chad is making Stacey moan
>you stay home and schlick
>Chad is sucking Brians dick
>It's 5pm and you're gonna get alcohol
>5pm Chad's fingering her hole
>By 10pm you'll be so drunk
>By 10pm she'll be licking Chad's trunk
>At midnight, drunk and alone
>At midnight they're start to bone
>>26119520
>You're at home listening to your mom nag
>Chad's dick is making Stacey gag
>>26119872
I couldn't read that with 422 microscopes
>>26121789
Open image in a new window, kid.
>Tell her she has pretty eyes
>In her pussy Chad creampies
>While your feels thread 404s
>Chad is fucking several whores
>>26119520
I made a Finnegans Wake rhyme last week but I have to admit yours is better
You ponder the plot of Infinite Jest
She and Chad add whip cream for added zest
>>26122222
highlight of my sad, sad night
