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looks like no BFF tonight edition
>tfw no one to talk to
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>>26111391
1st for nord huscarls
Poleaboo is asserting his presence with this post
>>26111391
frist? just woke up, drinking coffee...
gonna watch some disaster documentaries prolly.
What happened to BFF? Have we given up after only one week?
>>26111464
wouldn't blame him all that effort
Thinking of getting a trip and adopting some shit gimmick desu. If you can't beat them, join them.
>>26111464
Too much effort for little interest, I guess
Guy in work today thought I told him to get lost, explained that I didn't and we had a laugh about it but another guy I work with who was next to me said it wouldn't have been out of character if I did.
Do they think I'm an arsehole? I've never been outright mean to anyone here I just have an unapproachable personality.
>Helllloooo
Is uncle jimmy white?
Hannah you diseased bitch in a wig. We miss you. Please get off tumblr and come back to us.
/london/ when lads?
I'm getting tired of lonesome friday evenings; all I want is to get drunk with robots :,(
>>26111493
you're the social pariah of the office.
>>26111485
I mean, sure, why not?
Waifus waifus waifus waifus waifus waifus
>>26111507
i want to eat her ASShole desu
>>26111485
If you do it, so will I senpai.
Also brass eye seems pretty good
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>>26111517
I make an effort to talk to everyone, I just have a bit of a mean sense of humour.
>>26111507
She doesn't actually use it, she hasnt liked any posts since december.
>>26111522
She has been my waifu since 6 years. can you imagine what a long time that is? Just think back how old you were when you were 6 and what you did at that time. I have watched countless animes but remained loyal to her.
>>26111525
bit decayed by now
I'm sorry the people here say bad things about you. They don't know you like I do.
>>26111525
I prefer the other pictures
>>26111522
No, please fuck off you doublenigger
>>26111510
/southampton/ meet up is the only gathering of /britfeel/ robots that matters
>>26111522
Dubs and waifu
>>26111564
why southampton though? is it that there's a high concentration of robots around that area?
>>26111420
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
i just added you pham
Rate my bargain
>>26111587
yeah, there's between 3-6 of us i think
>>26111522
waifu with cat ears.
>>26111604
Eight out of nine
Nice clear night tonight lads, what is the constellation that looks like pic related called?
>>26111552
please post them original euiro38924u 32942390
>>26111604
Delicious out of chocolate
Toss one over here will you?
>>26111604
That's a top quality bargain mate.
Shouldn't be over 1.5mb though you chickenshit
>>26111391
Any NI in /britfeel/ these days?
>>26111604
Vegtable oil/10
>>26111522
Waifu has been posted desu~
>>26111522
waifu waifu waifu
Any unifags here?
/UCL/ reporting
>>26111522
WAIFUSwaifus 2bqh
Is it right to take drugs through an animal?
>>26111646
Appears not
>>26111696
>not Oxbridge
>laughinggirls.jpg
Trinity, Cambridge here
>>26111714
>take drugs through an animal
you mean to put the drugs in the animals mouth and suck em out its arse?
>>26111492
>little interest
What? Everyone loved it though. I guess it does take a lot of effort to write though. Maybe a NEET should take over.
>>26111522
BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>26111668
there he goes, posting lisa again
>>26111749
Dunno why people seem to go after me.
>>26111749
>bullying other people's waifus
your waifu is a whore who fucks dogs.
>>26111531
Jizzhad
>>26111731
You up for some cuddles senpai?
who /sabotagetheirownlife/ here?
>>26111697
>21
Looks a lot older
>>26111795
Depending on where you study, yeah I am
>>26111623
>http://youtu.be/c31R4gh2VSY
>>26111740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX02I3uD5t4
>>26111731
Neat dude, my sis went to Downing
got friends at Peterhouse, Fitz and Clare too
>>26111522
waifu waifu waifu waifucluck
GOOD DEAD PAKI
tfw someone i went to school with is hitchhiking to Budapest and im sitting in my room debating whether or not to phone in sick for work and sleep.
>>26111844
ah. I was le tricked. :<
>>26111847
Downing is only acceptable-tier, sorry
Peterhouse is the gay tory college
Fitz is the token poor college
Clare is the libcuck college
Not including your own, who has the cutest waifu?
>seeing 'friends' partying and having fun on their snapchat stories
>im drinking alone watching speedruns and playing pokemon
why do i put myself through this
>>26111874
>hitchhiking to Budapest
Delaying getting a job by any means necessary eh?
Must not have had much luck getting a job post-university
Haven't wanked for 2 weeks now. Should I cave in and have a wank? I can definitely control myself and feel I could go another week.
>>26111869
The type of paki I like to see.
>>26111903
OH THATS OBVI>not including your own
ougi is kind of cool I guess.
![1rkkz5rd.wizardchan.tfw crying[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ztXIeX1.jpg "1rkkz5rd.wizardchan.tfw crying[1].jpg")
>tfw no gf
why even live guys?
>>26111910
dont believe what people post online dude. if you get your phone out to take a picture of yourself partying you aint having much fun
>>26111910
that's a thick carpet
How does one pernounce waifu,
Way-fu?
>>26111970
waffle
>>26111891
Don't have to be sorry mate
I'll probably end up at Caius for my PhD in Lent 2017
I'm kinda debating whether to stay at UCL though
I like the place and the lecturers, also Bloomsbury is such a nice place
>>26111970
why-foo
are not welcome.
>>26111970
Or waif-u?
>>26111970
why-fuu
>>26111970
dubs for the truth >>26111988
it's meant to come from a japanese pronunciation of 'wife'
>>26111993
bitch pls
they're only one step behind to become neets
>>26111984
Caius is comfy-tier mate, good shout - had some good mates who went there
Cambridge is a LOT smaller than London, bear that in mid when you're deciding, I guess
Like really A LOT smaller.
>>26111970
how a japanese person would say "wife" in english
https://youtu.be/0AgDbAT56I0
>>26111960
yeah you're probably right. just the companionship would be nice.
>>26111993
What If I haven't been in to uni in almost a year?
>>26112053
>Cambridge is a LOT smaller than London
Genius level observations from sensei.
>>26112053
Cool, man, glad to hear
Yeah I know, went to a sixth-form college there for 2 years
Really like to place, a bit claustrophobic though
I remember going to that Korean place near Downing every friday night
Also, I used to browse the GAME store at the arcade every weekend
And Parker's Piece was the hanggout for all the college chads, where they used to smoke pot all the time
I lived on Mill Rd, what a fucking shithole it was
Fucking junkies, hoboes everywhere
>>26112111
Nice grammar too.
To the people asking about BFF the show has been booked however due to the hostile nature of the threads tonight the show has been postponed and will be posted at a more comfier time.
We are also hoping to find a place to host each BFF episode so those who miss out on an episode can catch up at their own convince .
BFF does hope to keep running on a Friday weekly basis when international warfare is at a less imminent level.
>>26111522
i guess i should post Jun, we just have been very busy playing league together.
>>26112131
Explain what BFF is. I've obviously missed something important
>>26111825
What if I don't study? Are neets also exceptable?
>>26111915
no its for charity through the university
>>26112187
wow how nobel
you fuckers said when i am virgin and become 30 i would get mystical wizard powers..
well i been 30 bsince november ands my social skills and everything else gets worse by the fucking day
fuck u guys u fucking lied there are no such thing as wizard powers, imma kill myself instead
>tfw waitewd foe my powers for 30 fucking years; just kill yourself lads
>>26112170
Here is the link to the debut show
>>25944465
As I said we hope going forward to have a space up where if you miss a show you will be able to catch up by just heading to the site whenever you are available.
>>26112234
That's strange. I know some wizards in person who told me they woke up turning 30 and they had powers.
>>26112234
>my social skills and everything else gets worse by the fucking day
No one promised you this
Go find a 30 year old with 2 kids and a fat wife, that's your wizard power, you didn't become that sad cuck
>>26112252
ugh, really?
>>26112252
You should just stream one of the wrestling games and make characters of all britfeel personalities and let the NPC do the fighting.
>>26112234
You probably got raped as a child and suppressed it, sorry son
t. (no) dad (no)
>This chick looks like someone I know
Would you loose your virginty to her robots
http://youtu.be/kKkGabDcXhU
I hope she know this is a blue hair year
>>26112234
Wizards don't have refined social skills. Did you find a meme where you become a normie at 30?
>>26112316
Been jerking off to her for years.
who /wanking with that new craig david song playing in the background/ lads?
>>26112295
Then I'd have to do voiceovers and it would be too autistic my parents would deffo section me
>>26112234
>tfw waited for my powers for 30 fucking years; just kill yourself lads
well i am 18 YO and no gf., based on this there is no hope as i have always expected. i will now kill myself. thanks for not wasting my time anon
Any of my /aledrinkingbros/ still in the house?
>>26112483
Yeah senpai, gonna break out thee banan bread desu
Who here Herts?
Moved over here a while ago for a job and literally have no friends
>>26112483
Yes brother.
Finishing my bengal lancer now, then moving onto wines.
>>26112483
Here lad. Got some Hobgoblin earlier after a recommendation by me dad. Anyone had it before?
>>26112639
Just too cringeworthy to even try tbqhwy
>>26112639
Scarecrow>Hobgoblin>Goliath>Wychcraft
Trust me, bruv
>>26112639
It's bretty good. Been sponsoring Bloodstock for a few years.
>>26112639
Savanna dry cider and mint club cozy/10
>>26112985
did they run out of orange ones?
>tfw run out of booze for tonight
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26113164
off on a booze run in a min
based /london/ desu
>>26113164
>11pm
>running out of booze
either you've got a drinking problem or you seriously screwed up guessing how much you'd need for tonight
Any off you use protein supplements?
I just started lifting and want to try some out.
>>26113221
I live in the country and there's neither a pub nor an offy within walking distance
FUCK
THIS
GAY
EARTH
>>26113262
Both column a and column b tbqh
>>26113015
Minty is best bby
>>26113291
looks like someone needs to get a car
>>26113291
>walking distance
3 on my road alone, 2 open till 3amish
that's why it's based /london/
>>26113337
kill yourself shitskin desu
>>26112234
get on adultwork you tosspot
>>26113309
I have a car, you triplenigger, it's just that I've had too much to drive safely, but not enough to be comfortablly drunk
Life is suffering, in essence.
>>26113337
Literally 6 miles to the nearest place that sells booze to here. Life is shit.
>>26113455
>it's just that I've had too much to drive safely
you haven't anon, get more alcohol and post pictures of what you get
>>26113350
White northerner tbhmatey
>>26113538
>london
>white
nah
>>26111522
What would you do with your waifu this weekend if she were real and loved you?
>>26113471
Good effort, but I think I'll just take some DXM and go to bed 2bh
>>26113582
I disagree with your actions lad
>>26113575
Stay indoors cuddling, watching anime and cartoons and eating unhealthy food.
>>26113582
>I disagree with your actions lad
Pourquoi, mon ami?
Evening, lads
It was my birthday this week but removed my bday from facebook so noone would know/wish me happy bday
it worked ;_;
>>26113635
Happy birthday fampan.
>>26111891
>Downing is only acceptable-tier, sorry
Downing is bretty gud, 10/10 would eat alone in hall every day for 4 years again desu
>>26113635
Happy bday fampai, leave the arena now and rest, YOU'VE EARNED IT
>>26113704
http://youtu.be/25uvh4axNCQ
fuck January lad
>>26112507
>he's got the banana bread beer
pass it round you smarmy bastard
>>26112639
I am full on on the Hobgoblin my trademark beer, you enjoying it?
>tfw anyone I know at uni has already sorted housing so I'll have to find some randomers
Hope they don't expect me to do things with them
>>26113777
>banana bread ale Inc. CEO when reading /britfeel/
>>26113814
Living with randomers where you are just ships passing in the night is way fucking worse than actually being sociable
Also everyone you know are not real friends or they'd have asked you
>>26113814
>you will never have the uni experince
Who /toostupidforeducation/ here?
>>26113730
>Downing is bretty gud, 10/10 would eat alone in hall every day for 4 years again desu
>downing formal
>not grimy as hell
OK mate
>>26113832
He deserves it tbf making beer that tastes exactly like banana bread what a man.
Ought to be the official sponsor of the thread tbf
>>26113799
It's a solid ale mate, can see myself getting it again
>>26113844
It's my fault entirely actually, I decided to commute this year to save money, but being back home annoyed me so much I want to leave again, but everyone else has already had their houses for a year because they aren't retarded
>>26113893
What other beers do you like to drink?
Bumping thread with my irl waifu on the right
>>26113875
I don't mean formal I mean normal hall.
Of course I never went to formal, I can't imagine how awkward it would be going to that alone.
>>26113915
I'm a big fan of Guinness, especially Foreign Extra. Cobra, Bombardier, Kronenbourg and John Smith's are my go-to usually. How about you?
>>26113942
>implying her on the left isn't more qt
Good one
>>26113263
I use bulkpowders.
Can give you a referral code and you get 5 quid off ya order.
>>26114037
Nigerian Guinness is some good ish.
>>26111391
I'm 18 and im talking to a 15 year old. Give me tips
TFW no emotional baggage
>>26113575
>>26113618
The Lisa guy has the right idea
>>26113942
>>26114087
2nd for left girl = best girl
>>26114193
Kill yourself slowly or wait a year
>the robot made me say the second bit
>>26113263
Don't bother mate, you'll benefit more from eating right than pouring money into something that you probably don't know too much about.
Sent out 3 gmail phishing hooks
Wish me luck
barmy army
>>26114193
ste?
>>26112639
BEAUTIFUL ALE!
>>26114237
Come on, right girl is clearly fitter you dumb shite
A normal britfeel Saturday night
how long ago was your gf
Normie night here
Publad got his missus round for the night...
Having fun whilst getting blowjob points
Anyone else getting eight pot captchas
>shopfronts
What are the chances of working abroad without a uni degree? I wont be starting university until 2017 but I'd like to do something interesting to put on my application/CV for the future.
he's super slavs man, he's better than zidane, we've got dimitri payet
>>26114421
>>26114237
>>26114087
>>26113942
Left girl or right girl or guy at back /britfeel/?
What's an easy, painless way to do it lads? Thanks in advance.
mcwagecucking tomorrow night, doctor switched me from 20mg citalopram to 50mg sertraline, feel empty very very empty, I'm still smoking too much weed or not enough, I just lurk and lurk this place, too lazy and unmotivated to press ahead with apprenticeship offers,
there's a lot
>>26113942
I want that tumblrina on the left to make me wear panties
>>26114563
ODing on paracetamol is easy and painless brother
>>26114696
All that does is give you a bad stomach ache.
why do NHS doctors only prescribe SSRIs and try to pass off sert like it's any different from cit
I just wants stims or something
>>26113575
Have her teach me some guitar, go out to some places with nice views and comfy scenery, in the evening get comfy and cuddle together while listening to music and watching some films
>>26114563
Header from the top of the stairs arms behind your back.
>.
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>.
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http://youtu.be/ToJX27yVTKw
>>26114696
High failure rate though surely? I need a sure thing, one shot. I want to avoid traumatising innocents if possible.
No decent birds at all on chaturbate tonight
>>26112234
you'll probably have to submit a support ticket to the big man upstairs. Usually takes 1-40,000 business days to respond.
>>26113575
Nothing because I can't speak Japanese
and neither can you battyboy
>>26114563
inert gas asphyxiation
>>26114696
do not do this, you will fuck your liver to pieces and slowly die over days or weeks in agony.
>>26114656
Bit too lewd mate
>>26114791
Have a sticker of that on my PC
>>26114563
jump off a building, make a scene
GingISIS
>>26114759
He watched anime and never listen to bowie
>>26114486
TITS OR GTFO
and thank you for shaving your womans back
Fuck
Just sent those phishing emails out on a UK proxy
>>26112076
>>26111696
>TFW 3 years in /uni/ and still no friends
>>26114910
>unifag
fuck off normie twat
>>26112234
Crikey mate just fuck a hooker.
I lost my virginity to a prostitute and I've fucked over TWO "real" women since.
Smash it kid.
>tfw shagging a bird and your mate grabs your balls
bollocks
>>26114933
uni lads are best desu they pretend they study but all they do is jerk off to hot anime babes and sleep the days away
I envy them desu, theyre like undercover neets
>>26114737
>>26114811
>>26114824
Cheers lads.
>>26114696
You were useless. Only joking babs thanks anyway x
me irl on the left
>>26114910
>facebook filename
>tfw with capital letters
9gag??? hello???
How does one overcome ''blushing'' when speaking to people, fellas?
I'm good looking and don't have bad social skills but I get paranoid that I'm blushing for some reason which leads to me actually blushing... which makes me look like a fucking insecure teenager or some shit?
This never used to happen until one day my friend pointed out I was ''look how red he's gone'' and boom! ever since then...
What do
>>26115009
try killing yourself for starters
>>26115009
It's a viscous cycle. If you think it will happen, it will happen. I suppose the trick is not to think it's happening. I appreciate that's awful basic advice but it's the best I can do.
>>26114713
They are non-adictive
That's literally the reason, they are used because they don't work
>>26115009
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy and anti-anxieties. Not much is gonna change unless you actually put the effort into changing.
>>26115009
Become black.
Top Kek.
>go to nhs
>with a flu
>"well yea just take paracetamol and lie in bed"
>i can prescribe you a cough syrup but honestly it doesnt work up to you
is this really what our health care is about
>>26115110
Don't even bother to go to them for flu/cold.
Buy some Lemsip and take four packs a day.
>>26115110
>going to a surgery over the flu
You have brought this upon yourself, you whiny manchild.
>>26115110
The nhs is fucked it caters to the needs of the old and women
>>26115132
lemsip is a meme 2bh
>>26115136
i cant check my breath/lungs myself, you braindead paki cockmongler
>Tilde isn't online
>>26115078
yeah but you still get discontinuation symptoms after you stop taking them
>>26114609
The coming days will herald in a new month, a short month. Have you tried eating an apple within the first five minutes after waking up it kick starts the brain.
>goes back to cavemen eating fruit before going out hunting
>>26115110
There is no clue for the flu you pecker. You literally have to power through it. Best of luck gay boy.
>>26115157
Lemsip works, and what the fuck are you talking about? It's flu, not ebola. Man up, stay in bed and deal with the symptoms until they go like every other fucking reasonable human being. You're the reason for all the bad things in this world.
>>26115174
sounds like pseudoscience or do you have proof
>>26115191
dont school me on diseases you fucking idiot jesus fuck i hope you choke on a kebab tomorrow
>>26115197
im the reason your mom gets fucked in the arse every night
>>26115174
Sounds really good. If I don't walk into traffic tomorrow I'll give it a bash mate.
>>26115203
Good one, stay mad pussydick
>>26115168
zzzzzzZZZZZAAAAAPP
ooops anotjer one of those harmless bnrain zaps, don't mind that
>>26115009
Just walk around in a 'Rosacea Awareness' T-shirt
Or grow the fuck up.
>>26115203
Well I'm not a Turk so I don't eat kebabs but I still hope you get well soon you absolute shirt lifter x
>>26115052
wanker
>>26115076
Yeah I figured this much but it's quite difficult to try not think of something...
>>26115102
Yeah I'm guessing ''exposure'' is probably the only cure and eventually it will fuck off but the funny thing is... I've never been socially anxious at all until I took some anti depressants like two years ago, stopped now but possible side effect? social anxiety side effect? is this a thing?
>>26115108
Nah, the cons outweigh the pros to be completely honest.
I'll stick to being white with light coloured eyes that don't look completely soul less, thanks.
>>26115228
found the doctorshillbrainzapanon
like I'll just see you reply to posts about SSRIs constantly
>>26115241
fab
x
>>26115261
Did you happen to start browsing /r9k/ around the same time? Or get heartrekt by a girl? Or something that would absolutely kill your self-esteem? The depression in itself could have brought it on, they so oft go hand in hand
>>26115261
>Yeah I figured this much but it's quite difficult to try not think of something...
>Don't think about purple elephants...
Yeah it's difficult mate
CBT is expensive ant it's pretty hard to become black, I've been trying for years.
baka nigga
>>26115236
>'Rosacea Awareness'
kek'd
also, grow up? Nah, it's not got anything to do with growing up. I researched it and theres 50 year old ''tough as nails'' bricklayers saying they suffer from the same shit, mate...I'll get over it though, I'm not too worried
>>26115110
You have Zika.
>>26115241
>implying only turks eat kebabs
>>26115261
Eh, I generally agree.
What's the problem with blushing anyway?
Girls will think you're cute, no?
>>26115148
You need a fucking medal
>hospitals look after the sick and feeble
Fucking hell lads, where's my Dominos?
>>26115374
give me their number ill call em up for you
for free
>>26115372
Men get illnesses too so do people who haven't shit up the country for 50 years
>>26115283
Nah I've been on off browsing 4chan since like 2007. I've never had ''social anxiety'' before but I was always depressed. (Well, thats if you believe ''depression'' and all that bollocks is actually a thing and not just a made up term for people with bad diets, no friends, and no grit to change their ways)
Literally the only time I can think of is what I said, my mate said to me one day ''look how red hes gone haha...'' I can't even remember the situation or what we were doing but it just stuck with me for some reason?
>>26115302
It's a silly thing really. Just some petty bullshit at the end of the day. I'll be alright m8
under the direction of chairman corbyn, your home is to undergo a routine inspection to ensure that you are not in possession of any reactionary literature
what do
>>26115148
>>26115372
Absolutely revolutionary post. I'm putting that in my manifesto.
Fuck 'em right?
>>26115408
stab her with my tea spoon.
>>26115388
I can't do that mate, I've only ordered a single helping of spunk, not a double.
>>26115408
nice boring post senpai
>>26111522
Wouldn't you just need to crawl through the noose?
>>26115440
sheesh alright enjoy
the pig fucker gets into mudslim heaven last
>lowest fruit and all that
>>26115402
>contributing for decades and winning wars
>shitting up the country
Pick one you absolute clown. There are plenty of people shitting up the country but the elderly ain't.
>>26115315
>Girls will think you're cute, no?
Some 8/10 girl I used to see occasionally said ''aww, its so cute when you do that'' and she probably meant it... but to me it was a fucking insulting. Hurt my pride hard, man. Made me feel like she had one over on me in a way... which I do not like nor am I used to.
>What's the problem with blushing anyway?
Like I said above, it's how you come across... Blushing? Isn't that what teenage girls do? Or emotional people? Like, that's what I used to think so I'm guessing thats what people think. It makes you appear weak and not in control which is literally never a good thing, especially when trying to get a member of the opposite sex to suck you off
>>26115408
Mein Kapmf and are Nige's autobiography on the bedside table. I suppose I would swallow them and present my anus for Diane Abbott's huge black dick. Is that OK?
Presumably I would be allowed to keep 1984 and Brave New World?
>>26115481
Most of them were and are drains on the country and did not win any wars. They have just voted in cunts, joined us to the new USSR, and ruin the housing situation and import criminals.
They entitled fucks who have self inflicted health problems
>>26115534
>Presumably I would be allowed to keep 1984 and Brave New World?
orwell was a socialist and brave new world is critical of capitalism, so yes
>go to nhs
>get rejected
fucking nhs
>>26115473
I will when it fucking arrives son.
>ordered at 0033
>45 minutes to deliver
>0114 now
I realise the times are wrong but it's been 45 minutes on my phone trust me.
why do you love your waifus waifuanons?
>>26115588
give me their number ill give em hell
serious
