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let us have a comfortable saturday please lads edition
got two bottles of fireball for tonight, i hope it will be enough. i really do like drinking fireball though lads.
>>26129076
I too wish for a comfy thread, feeling fairly suicidal right now and could do with cheering up
I still believe another BFF will happen.
>tfw they get raped by pakis later
>>26129103
why what's up mane
>>26129103
Share your feelings with the class.
I haven't been able to find any banana bread beer, someone please bring me some to my flat, we can drink it together and watch K-ON.
>>26129100
Good post of your waifu
Other people should also post their waifus
>>26129163
Have you ever taken so many screen captures of you're waifu that they started spilling over on to your secondary monitor?
Just about recovered from last night. Might have a curry for tea just to sweat out any remaining alcohol and then see if my friend wants to go for a pint.
What are you lot up to?
>>26129163
I second this
post waifus
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>>26129163
I just want to sit with sakuya and listen to some jazz
>There are people from Rotherham ITT
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
>Poleaboo got his laptop back
>need to make some alterations before installing Hearthstone
>Cooling fan stopped working
>Wi-Fi stopped working
Should have just bought a new laptop, it was a piece of shit before too, keys not working and generally being weak
>>26129163
3D Waifu i've stared at on my 2d monitor for 3 years
>>26129076
>let us have a comfortable saturday please lads edition
Weed delivery is imminent and then I'm off to a mate's place to eat steak and drink red wine.
Life is not bad.
>>26129132
>>26129141
Just life in general, fed up, no ambition, can't see anything good in my future
Always manage to fuck things up somehow
>>26129263
The videos you melt, what about the videos/pictures.
>>26129271
sorry matey
>>26129200
>Not having a perfectly pristine desktop
baka desu senpai
>>26129163
Okay, here is my waifu~
>>26129263
Well transfer the goods on to a USB stick and share
>>26129271
But your monitor is a 3d object, and your waifu is a rasterized image. You've got them round the wrong way
>>26129163
posting my waifu, and my favourite packet of crisps, just to mix it up a bit.
>>26129295
Deleted, would require even more effort than the current issues
>download recuva on desktop
>transfer to memory stick
>install on laptop
>try and find them
>>26129163
Love these chances to post her. Wish I could just cuddle with her all night and day.
>>26129303
>hidden taskbar
>recycle bin
>pristine
>>26129344
Chipsticks are pretty nice
>>26129271
she's is kill, unlucky lad.
>>26129349
Recycle bin is usually hidden desu
>>26129348
She seems to be quite the fan of football.
Just bought a fucking house lads.
The fuck should I do with it?
>>26129367
Rent it out
>>26129344
>chipsticks
patrician as fuck
>>26129383
Ok mate.
>>26129367
let me live in it
>>26129393
Need to be a bit careful with that though mate. Watch those shows on Channel 5 about people getting evicted. There are people who do not look after rented accommodation.
anyone else got this heavy snow? it's so pretty
>>26129469
>There are people who do not look after rented accommodation.
Also known as the vast majority.
anybody in brighton wanna get real nigga drunk with an /fa/ celeb
btw im str8
>>26129472
Scotland too? My pupper loves it.
>>26129472
Just stopped here, caught myself singing Snowflakes from p4dan when I was out earlier
>>26129472
No, the most I had was a little dusting on my grass a while back. No snow. My dreams were crushed.I thought this would be the first winter since 2004 that I'd have had a snowfall
>>26129303
Why bother? The only time I see my desktop is when I need to start a program of open a file, it only makes sense that there's a link to do it on my desktop.
>>26129481
>an electric toothbrush next to sudocrem
>"im str8"
Good try, but you can't fool me.
I finally made that phonecall.
Apparently the doctor that attended my appointment hasn't worked there in over a year. I think I'm losing it.
>>26129481
>/fa/ celeb
literally never heard of you
>>26129481
>with an /fa/ celeb
For fuck sake lads, I'm watching How I Met Your Mother and it's Marshalls dads death and the aftermath. I can't fucking stop crying.
>>26129076
Should I go to MaccyD's for dinner tonight lads? Got a hankering for a Big Tasty.
Who /doingauselessdegree/ here?
>tfwfine art
Counting down the minutes until the chinese opens. I'm a fucking monster.
>>26129570
So you got your batty fingered by a fired janitor posing as Dr. Patel?
>>26129639
tfw when it was a dream
>>26129650
Critique your pepe for us lad
>that bonsai feel when no thread videos
http://youtu.be/CmC62Eg82E8
Just back from the shops lad wine and fags, thinking about starting now
>>26129662
apparently so. the woman that also attended (a trainee or something idk) was properly documented as being there. so hopefully it clears up before I go awol
>>26129636
>>26129574
y
posting in this thread feels weird
like it has a unique feel about it
like i feel on everyone's wavelength and my voice strangely validated
yh im already quite drunk but not real nigga drunk yet
>>26129650
>tfw geography at a shitty uni
>>26129700
hi zac any piercings and do you suffer for fashion
>wearing shoe's that are a little to small but the other thirty pairs don't complete to look
>>26129662
>>26129691
Was it this guy?
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/9266334.Blackburn_sex_case_doctor_cleared_to_return_to_work/
>Slept for 14 hours
>Woke up an hour ago
>Still tired
NEET life.
hey chad here
what does NEET mean?
>>26129820
no because im not into self-harm
and what do u mean
>>26129897
Not in Employment Education or Training.
Gotta get those bennies.
got a thai green curry for dinner, gonna have a wank this evening too
>>26129911
thanks dude
i check'd em
>>26129163
Gonna nip out to the shops soon I think.
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Who /ESA/ here famicom?
>>26129951
I'm being transfered to PIP for some retarded reason.
>>26129886
/britfeel/ is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as NEETlife
The morning commute can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
NEETlife
Anon's got Papa John's he gets intimidated by the dirty chavs
They love a bit of it NEETlife
Who's that sperg lord marching... you should cut down on your NEETlife mate... get some
good boy points
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
Know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Tuesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dole office NEETlife
I put my trackies on, cuddle my Dakimakur and I think about leaving my lair NEETlife
I post on /r9k/ I sometimes post on /sp/ too it gives me a sense of enormous well being NEETLIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit
Of my heart devoted to it NEETlife
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
It's got nothing to do with CV writing techniques you know
And it's not about you wagies who go round and round and round
NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
>>26129951
Over here senpai.
No chance of me getting a job, ever.
>>26129960
Why are you upset about it? I don't know anything about PIP, do you actually have to do stuff?
>>26129960
Everyone on it is. PIP is the new thing.
>>26129980
I don't know yet, but I had to fill out a bunch of forms and might have to go for an assessment in case they think I'm not autistic enough.
>>26129997
That's pretty rough senpai. I'm sure you won't fail the autism check, we're pretty fucked here.
>tfw my dad went to the pub at half 12 and I know whenever he comes home is going to be shitfaced and start shit with me
Bad times
>>26130014
I'm literally autistic so I'm sure everything will be fine.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
>>26129997
Good luck bro,
We're all behind ya!
>>26130029
Just get shitfaced and forget what happens
Drink's the cure and cause of all issues
>driving lesson at 9 this morning
>got up at 8:20
>showered, dressed
>checked phone
>lesson cancelled
>tfw cant go back to sleepin in now
I hate my life lads
>>26130086
Welcome to the club, matey.
>>26129960
I got offered PIP but I thought it was just for transport and that kind of thing? I didn't apply for it because I don't want to be formally assessed, never was for ESA for some reason.
>>26130073
Literally the worst advice.
>>26130086
me2
>>26130149
>never was for ESA for some reason.
Do you have to send sick notes?
>>26130177
Nope.
origami comment
>>26130195
That's pretty weird then senpai.
>>26129163
Watching Travelman and posting waifus.
This is the life.
>>26130159
Where you really expecting to get good advice from here mate?
PIP is better as you are classed as disabled if you get the higher rates. Which means discounts everywhere like half price Alton Towers, front of the queue access. And a free ticket for your friend or "carer"
Getting tired of all these army ad.
>>26129344
i can get behind chipsticks
>>26130238
>Fat neckbeards cutting lines because they feel down sometimes
I want this to be true.
Getting tired of the waifu shitposting tbqhm9s.
>>26130086
Why don't you tell us about it a lot more?
>>26130260
>"Outta the way, autist coming through!"
>"Okay, I want the WHOLE park to myself or I will have you shut down for ableism."
Does anyone else mentally blacklist companies if they see an advert the company do with white woman black man relationships?
Santander just got added to the list today. If I had an account with them I would deffo close it. Halifax is another one that love doing it so I could never put money with them either.
>>26129163
>>26129200
>>26129209
>>26129255
>>26129314
>>26129344
>>26129348
>>26129936
>>26130205
>2D waifu
truly pleb. fa cup
>>26130236
I wasn't the one asking, but it never hurts to point it out to others.
>>26130302
Eww gross, she's all real and shite.
>>26130297
Lay off /pol/ you tryhard.
Research shows that you are 100% more likely to be a virgin if you have a 2d waifu.
>>26130367
why would someone not want to be pure for her?
>>26130335
>being this easily offended on the internet
>>26130297
>Autism speaks.jpg
>tfw you like your drug dealer but don't want to tell him his generous low-pricing strategy is unsustainable
>>26130471
Unless he's literally retarded he's still making a profit
>>26130297
any big company would do this if it meant more money or better image. Why even care at this point
>>26130541
Because he can't see an interracial couple without imaging the man creampieing the white girl.
a night of lidl pizza and shit lager awaits me
>>26130607
Fuck sake lad, leave that for the week grind. Get a chippy.
>>26130607
>just cheese
I hope you're putting extra stuff on that.
>>26130541
>any big company would do this if it meant more money
Exactly, I think they should have more integrity than that. If a company is willing to do that for money, they are not a company I want to give my money too.
>>26130607
Straight pleb. I hope your gunna jazz it up.
>>26130649
Just cheese pizzas are good from the supermarket because supermarket toppings are so cheap
>>26130607
>tfw oven is too dirty to cook a pizza
Looking forward to eating them when I move flats, until then it's microwave shit every day.
>>26130668
>>26130649
jalapenos probably
i think i might have an onion left
fuck
>>26130607
>Posting CP
lad
>>26130297
Just ordered a chicken madras from just eat tbqh.
>>26130703
you can do them on the hob in a cast iron
>>26130607
Dr Oetker margherita and red wine for me.
>>26130661
>any company
they dont care mate
>>26130752
If enough people stop giving them money because of these adverts maybe they will get the message.
>>26129481
I'm next to B-Town bruh. You got anybody else who wants to come out?
>>26130607
I would always get the 89p american style thick pepperoni pizzas from lidl
real good stuff
>>26129076
Black dude here.
Moving up north soon and wanted to know the general consensus of black people in Manchester.
State your age, race and what you think about us.
>>26130734
I have a wok, would that work?
>>26130772
That will never happen, interracial pairing is celebrated by normies.
>>26130772
>if
not gonna happen
I don't believe them. It isn't true.
>>26130792
Why do you have a wok when your oven is fucked you absolute weapon?
>>26130790
>Manchester
That ain't the real North so you'll be fine.
>>26130799
Then normies need to get out
>>26130813
If I do it then there must be more people.
>>26129163
>>26129163
Waifu
>>26129156
Okay lad
>>26130792
don't think it'll get hot enough, better off using a cast iron pan
>>26130828
Sorry mate, at least you can move on now though, yeah.
>>26130790
could be worse you could be a paki
>When something good happens for once in your pathetic life
>>26130836
>being that delusional
>being that autistic
>tfw your 13 year old sister is having a party
>tfw hyper active 13 year old girls and boys running around the house
>tfw privacy violated
>tfw too afraid to make dinner because they've colonised the living room
WHAT DO LADS REEEE
>>26130834
Anywhere north of Birmingham is the north to me.
>>26130874
Thanks?
>>26130880
>no penis
gross desu
>>26130880
Why is it delusional and autistic?
She has a nice bum hole by the way
>>26130829
Oven was dirty when I moved here in early November.
Wok is in a box somewhere, I've used it about 3 times in my whole life.
>>26130868
I don't own a cast-iron pan, I'm not some kind of Michelin star gourmet chef.
>>26130869
It's shopped. I don't believe them.
>>26130828
>obsesses over girl 3 years after last contact
woo hahahahaha. some day you will grow up
>>26130874
FUCK OFF PIGSKIN
ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR
RACISTS GET OUT RACIST GET OUT
>>26130772
>Look up the just eat ad to see what the fuss is about
>Entire YT comments section is just cuckposting
>in a club
>chad tundercock slaps your gfs ass
what do?
>>26130895
>letting all that ptp go to waste
What would Allah do?
>>26130934
doesn't look like a chad looks like an aids victim
>>26130934
How is that guy a Chad? He's skelly, ugly, shit hair, shit clothes.
>>26130836
>If I do it then there must be more people.
well yeah, there are people who think this, but enough to have any affect. I highly highly doubt it.
>>26130934
>plot twist, chad is my gf
>>26130898
you'll be fine in manchester. anywhere north of that it gets harder to find black people. I've seen 3 black people in glasgow since moving up a year ago.
i think black people are fine. just don't cause trouble, m'kay
>>26130934
That boy is not a chad. He looks like a little pussy.
should i do overtime on sunday? 15 quid an hour sounds dandy but im just not feeling it, maybe ill just go to the gym for 3 hours or something.
4 days a week already gives like 1300 anyway thats more than enough for the comfy life.
>>26130934
nut the cunt
bought two new pairs of boots this week, one pair for work and another pair for walking to and from work. i'm pretty happy with my purchases
>>26131050
nah if you don't need the money then don't
>>26131108
yeah i guess, cunt boss makes everyone go work next sunday anyway so I'll get the bongbucks next week whether I want to or not so fuck em I'll not work on sunday.
>>26130963
>me
>shit clothes
im a fashion icon
observe>>26129481
ill have you know this outfit retails at over 800 british bongs
get in line betas
>>26130773
yeah going wah kiki lel
>>26131198
this is supposed to be comfy you know, i already have enough anxiety tonight without all this.
>tfw black
someone cuddle with me ;_;
>>26131238
Where r u @ senpai
>>26131214
good
im a proud normie bordering on chad
im hear to make your sad life hell
>>26131198
>spend 800 bong and still look like shit
wew lad
>>26131258
near oxford desu
>>26129797
I know this feel too well.
comment is fucking original you cunt.
>>26131263
>this autism
Even for /britfeel/ this is bad
>>26131263
>hear
get it together senpai
>>26131297
not a bad fit
shame you never your house
>>26131238
Would you rather be black or white?
I'd rather be black so people would think I am tough
>>26131277
I'm cambridge desu
>>26131318
white without a doubt, I wish I wasn't dealt this hand in life
doing a very strange feel today lads. not sure if i am really happy or overcome with anxiety and pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_oUogAKF8I
>>26131096
Post a [icture lad
>>26131338
lets cuddle then anon
Why do you all work so hard to convince me that she's dead. Can't I just wait for her in peace.
>>26131467
She's dead, moot agreed, don't bother him about it.
>>26131467
She's DYING of Lupus, not dead. Learn your tenses my nig.
Creamy creamy muck muck.
>>26131467
I hope your 4/10 gets plowed by two out of control lorries
>>26131606
>Not wanting her to get ploughed by two 6'4 pakis.
>>26131518
>implying she's alive
oc original
>>26131593
Could do with some cold vanilla custard rntbh
>>26130925
mate check it out read everyones replys, she's gone
>>26130723
Whoops I ordered a dansak by mistake. What a retard.
Is anybody here 25+ ?
I turned 25 a couple a days ago and it hit me that I might not have my life as sorted as I would like. How are you guys doing?
>>26130934
guy looks like a total fag
>>26131732
30+ here, just end it desu
>>26131762
Have you ever creampied a girl?
>>26131732
Quarter of a century gone.
I'm 27 and am resigned to my misery. But I'm working on becoming an alcohol abuser to deal with the lower moments
>>26131732
28
Every day I wish I could go back to being an undergrad at university.
>>26131800
>Every day I wish I could go back to being an undergrad at university.
Small time, my plan involves going back to first day of secondary school.
>>26131732
27 here. I live with my parents and twf no gf but everything else is going OK I suppose.
>>26131800
19, undergrad in uni here.
Still not happy, still see myself on a path to a shitty unfulfilling life. I have it all ahead of me, but I feel so certain that I'm just going to throw it all away anyway.
>>26131762
>>26131789
>>26131800
>>26131846
How would you describe your current positions in life? Any advice you would give younger anons?
every Saturday my mother makes egg and chips cos dads at work and she can be a lazy cunt.
really ruins my Saturdays.
>>26131897
Get a kebab you weapon
>>26131891
>How would you describe your current positions in life?
Mediocre, but not impoverished or anything and not a NEET so could be worse.
>Any advice you would give younger anons?
Get the fuck off 4chan and go be a normie.
>>26131821
And doing what?
>>26131897
What's wrong with egg and chips?
>>26131732
4 months to go til I reach 25, nothing to show.
>>26131891
Only really normie sounding shit. "Fake it til you make it" and "You regret the things you don't do more than the things you do do." That sort of thing. Surprisingly true though.
>>26131897
You could make her something?
>>26131897
Egg and chips with bread is nice lad. Why don't you cook something for your mum one time you ungrateful shit
>>26131732
I'm in my mid thirties lad. Don't worry about what everyone else is doing. Do what you want.
>>26131891
>How would you describe your current positions in life
Something is missing, it feels very empty.
>Any advice you would give younger anons?
Get off this fucking website, it's poison.
>>26131922
Well first of all I have the numbers memorised for a big lottery a few weeks in and my mum used to let us pick the numbers, so step 1 is becoming millionaires.
All the rest of the steps really depend on how stuff differs once you're rich, but at the very least I'd reign in the turbo autism and actually play footy at lunchtime to have friends
>>26131918
not got monies
>>26131926
its the whole cant be arsed, does 2 eggs at the same time with greasy chips.
>>26131949
>>26131952
that's not what mummys are for.
>>26131999
I'm not surprised she doesn't make you anything better, what makes you think you deserve it?
>>26131800
going to uni next year, any advice?
>>26132090
don't bother get a job
Poleaboo you melt, give me an update on how the day has been.
>>26132068
im her only son, she gave birth to me, she can look after me.
>>26132123
Study history and do both
>>26132136
She's your only mother lad
>make a fake POF account
>browsing through the girls in my town
>tfw I know half of them, by face at least
>their bio makes me think they're all insufferable cunts
Just gonna end it soon probably lads
>>26131732
27, 28 in 2 months.
DESU i'm mentally 82 so it's all meaningless.
>>26131777
nah too worried about getting them pregnant
>>26131891
This time last year was shit, lost my job etc but got back on my feet again. Can confirm life only gets worse and is never any easier to deal with
got a fucking immense nigger boner right now senpaitachi
>>26132123
tell us your story then
>>26131949
>"You regret the things you don't do more than the things you do do.
lel this is so false I can't believe people think this is at all true or in any way good advice
>>26132297
>You regret the things you don't do more than the things you do do.
>lel this is so false I can't believe people think this is at all true or in any way good advice
I would say it's true a lot of the time. The good things that have happened to me wouldn't have happened if I didn't take any chances or do things on a whim. You can't keep doing the same thing and expect things to change. It's normie advice but it's true.
>>26132190
Online dating is absolutely dire m8, never heard of anyone under 40 actually getting a date online in this country.
>>26132362
Nah it's bullshit mate. If you decide to 'take chances' and actually do things you'll end up thinking about how you messed up and regretting having to live with the memory of your failure for the rest of your life. Whereas if you just don't do it you don't have that stress on your mind.
That's why I don't leave the house anymore. When you go out and 'put yourself out there' it always just causes bad things, so it is better just to stay at home and wait it out.
>>26130177
How long did you have to wait from you starting the claim to being put into a group and being paid? because if you had sent in sick notes for that time, that would have backpaid you probably 2,000 but if you don't sent in sick notes you don't get backpaid.
>>26132389
>never heard of anyone under 40 actually getting a date online in this country
what is tinder....
>>26132441
But with that reasoning you would never do anything. You would just sit and wait for things to happen on the off chance.
>>26132515
Only works for the top few guys I think. Only blokes I know who got anything out of it were pretty good looking.
I think it's time to heat up some lasagne my mum made me lads, I'm going to have lasagne sandwiches and beans.
>>26132519
>But with that reasoning you would never do anything
That's the point.
And it is not a case of waiting for things to happen on the off-chance it is just waiting until I can get off the ride.
>>26132519
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN LADS
Fuck you UK for not supporting me though
>>26132565
>'m going to have lasagne sandwiches and beans
what the fuck
>>26132582
What game is that? Looks comfy.
>>26132621
Victoria 2 it's hard.
>>26132536
yeah true i guess and all the women are pretty gross on there anyway
>>26132600
It's delicious lad, what's wrong with it?
>>26132632
Should I get this or Crusader King 2?
>>26132697
EU 3 is the best place to start, or EU 4 but many say that isn't as good.
The EU games are easier, Crusader Kings and Viccy are pretty complex games, I have them all.
>>26132632
Austria is getting it's shit kicked in by the North Germans so looks like they've lost the war for me even though I beat the Turks' European forces.
France has the UK in a deadlock, Russia it's slowly moving its forces to help Austria but it's almost certainly too late to save them.
Shouldn't have underestimated Germany ffs
>>26132297
>ovens on steak pie for one
>not knowing nips my itchy nut
>put on a movie
>lots of loose ends
>have to watch to the end or I'm making up an ending
>in my head on my bed
>sleepless night
>>26132697
I'd start with EU3 like the other anon said - it's a good level of learning curve and gives you a feel for the games. Next thing you know you're hunched over Darkest Hour, naked and crying at 4AM
>>26132389
Just don't know how I'm gonna meet someone otherwise desu, I don't like going to pubs/clubs, I don't have any friends and don't really have any hobbies besides the gym, not even employed anymore
I literally have nothing to offer apart from being fairly attractive and an athletic body
taking vocaroo requests
oc
Me in the middle.
Original
>chavs outside making loud noises and laughing
>climbing on the roof of the extension
>making house stink of weed
>parents been at the pub midday and are going to come home shitfaced soon and drunkenly rant/yell at me
Anxiety levels are peaking lads
>>26132750
>>26132828
Thanks guys, I will check it out. Always thought these games looked interesting but never knew where to start.
>>26132841
>tfw I have literally nothing to offer except money
>>26129076
https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA
sarah please come back to the group, everything that josh said was a lie, we didn't tell her anything about your nudes, please just come back
>>26132850
>Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.
Just got some blueberry. Finished work, now lets get lit.
Never had this, usually get shit weed and this is so much better than normal.
>>26133107
Are you going to listen to this while you sleep? Don't you think you're an Epsilon or even a Savage?
Don't get him to do the "everyone belongs t everyone else" bit or you might turn into a rapist or something.
