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weekday comfiness is about to be ruined edition
Lost my belt. Any ideas?
>>26104923
that's why god invented string.
>>26104923
Use shoelaces.
>>26104940
I think I'm going to use a shoelace. If I wear a long jumper no one will see
Who Canterbury here? Why are there so many hipster stores?
>>26104944
37 seconds, impressive
>>26104966
More like BANTERBURY haha weee woooow lads
What is it with "asian" men and raping underaged girls? I know the muhahmed dude they worship did it, is it a tradition because of that?
>>26105014
well isn't that what their heaven is meant to be based around?
PAKIS TAKING OVER. HAPPENING.
https://youtu.be/fA6XcyXsxXU
>>26105039
>>26105014
Oh boy, here we go again with this meme
>>26105039
party v& just turned up outside lads time to delete fucking everything.
>>26105014
>>26105039
>>26105056
>/pol/tards at it again
FUCK OFF
>>26105056
Fuck both sides in this video.
You've got to hand it to Britain First though, they're pretty good at b8ing pakis.
>>26105066
>it's an ahmed gets triggered thread
fuck off you rat
Waifus, please post
>>26105079
>they're pretty good at b8ing pakis.
other way around
They exist because of how hard we b8ed them
>>26105124
posting a cheeky Jun while i slaughter those skaven in vermin tide.
>>26105124
whyfoo posting
>>26105124
I'm finally awake
>>26105084
Our country, our thread
fuck off, pig
>>26105124
Same as always from me.
>tfw 2016 and still no Mali gf
Another awful day, sorry for the wall off text but I need someone to listen .
So basiaclly I'm still at college and last year I got punched and just stood there and took it, didn't swing back.
Well today a kid my age whose doing the same course as me kept calling me a pussy saying I got brayed by a midget, I got so angry and stormed out off college and just sat at the bus stop.
When I got home i messaged the kid (one in my class) saying if I'm that much off a pussy fight me 1 on 1 on Monday.
Im gonna absolutely get the shit kicked out off me on Monday and get kicked out off college.
Should I join a union(usdaw?)
They seem to be really big here in manchester and pretty much everyone in my induction group in tesco joined em.
thing is, they cost like 10quid a month, and the perks don't really add up(loans, 20% off of frankie and bennys, fuck that shit).
But apparently these reps will protect you from legal shit from the employers, and I want to keep my 10-15quid an hour job in tesco, and keep my self safe as well as get the benefits of living wage pay raises, nightly allowance raises, etc.
>>26105079
I'd say Britain First are getting fucked trolled hard by these muslims. I am not a Christian or a Muslim. So BF can fuck right off along with paki child rapists.
>>26105056
I want to see Jadya take paki cock.
>>26105200
Just fight him pussy
>>26105124
Waifu has been posted~
>>26105257
Afternoon tilde, how're you getting on, son?
>>26105056
britain first look like a bunch of factory working chavs
says it all
>>26105234
Don't we all? She needs full on paki gang bang rape.
>>26105281
I am doing okay, a little tired I guess~
How're you doing anon?
>>26105196
/britfeel/ not /lutonfeel/, keep getting mad at having your shit pushed in
>>26105324
Not too bad, family, just having my afternoon coffee and reading the news.
>>26105200
Pussy go get brayed by a midget
>>26105257
>>26105324
Fuck off fatilde you underaged faggot. Stop samefagging your shitty posts so blates.
>>26105360
Poleaboo thinks you should fuck off and leave tilde alone.
>>26104966
Not far, Sittingbourne here.
>>26105360
Why always so angry Anon
>>26105391
I don't believe you are poleaboo desu
>all these jealous white robots can't even get laid whilst the pakis get the prime teen pussy
>>26105411
He isn't Poleaboo.
>>26105124
>Those feels when no Yukari qt gf
>>26105124
gladly
hope you're feling a little better today anon
>>26105415
>wanting white women
>>26105213
Agnostic First
Fuck Muhammad, Jesus and Dawkins
>>26105200
Why are you going to get beat up? Just pretend you're Stone Cold Steve Austin and open up a can of whoop ass on him.
Also how old are you that you are still getting fights at college?
Everyone stopped having school fights at like age 14 here apart from this black kid who would chimp out on people but he got expelled in year 11 eventually.
Got the shits lads, stomach pains and rusty water right now...
Kind of want a joint to though, is weed liable to make the shits better, worse or the same?
>>26105485
>I've found a way to be superior to EVERYBODY
lmao, the only way you can get salvation is through Christ
Nearly 400 British girls as young as eleven are believed to have been sexually exploited by Muslim rape gangs in Oxfordshire over the past 15 years, according to a chilling new report. It charges local officials with repeatedly ignoring the abuse due to a "culture of denial."
>>26105508
>girls as young as eleven
meanwhile, white people rape literal babies
>>26105496
Better, it will relax your bowels.
>>26105435
I am feeling somewhat better after a lengthy cuddling session with my daki
>>26105056
That Muslim saying "what are you all doing here?"
>>26105524
Wow those are really white looking Muslims.
>>26105508
Yusef al-Kramer aprooves
>>26105524
Average pigskin approves
>>26105537
comfy night of joints telly and occasional arse tearing shits it is then.
>>26105524
>this makes it ok for muslims to systematically rape for decades
cuck logic
>>26105524
Yeah but that's not happening up and down the country with whites. Muslims want virgins and like tight pussy so one said on a C4 documentary. They have no morals. They do not care for British values. This is the norm in the middle east.
>>26105574
Why can't you get your own jokes?
Gee what a coincidence all these crisis centres are near Islamic hotspots...
>>26105584
>this makes it ok for whites to systematically rape babies for decades
pigskin logic
>>26105124
ptrtty original waifu
>>26105597
Humour is haram.
>>26105588
>Yeah but that's not happening up and down the country with whites
yes it is
pigskins want virgin babies and like tight pussy so one said on a C4 documentary. They have no morals. They do not care for Islamic values. This is the norm in Britain.
>>26105608
I didn't say it was ok you fucking retard.
Think about what you're doing - you are literally defending child rape.
>>26105641
I didn't say it was ok either you fucking retard.
Think about what you're doing - you are literally defending baby rape.
>>26105641
>you are literally defending child rape.
He's a Muslim mate, does this really surprise you?
>>26105652
>Think about what you're doing - you are literally defending baby rape.
>literally all he can do is repeat back what is being said to him
>>26105652
>you are literally defending baby rape.
He's a pigskin mate, does this really surprise you?
I used to literally not give a shit at all about brown people or migrants or Muslims until these threads. Now I honestly wish they could fuck off.
GG Muslim trolls, creating more hatred against your people
>inb4 that guy replies to me quoting exactly what I said but changing a few words, even though that makes no sense
>>26105682
>>literally all he can do is repeat back what is being said to him
>literally he cannot stand it when his own strawmen and fallacies are thrown back at him
Afternoon lads, how do I tell uni I can't do this anymore and need a break? My depression seems to be getting worse. Uni do know I am on anti-depressants but it's still a big ask since I'm final year.
Do I email them? Go in and ask at reception? Phone them? I couldn't even move today and just stayed in bed. I feel weird, like an anxiety attack is going to come soon.
>>26105652
Wow copy pasting my response, great.
You were trying to deflect the issue of Muslim rape by using a case where non-Muslims had raped. I pointed out your absurd logic by reminding you that Muslims have a systematic method for raping children, and do so because their religion promotes it.
Questions.
>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
>Favourite breed of dog?
>Favourite Medieval weapon
>How do you like your steak cooked?
>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
>>26105690
He wasn't defending it though, you were...
And it would be more surprising as a 'pigskin' as you say were defending it and not a Muslim, because Muslims are famous for their culture of rape and oppression on women's rights but 'pigskins' not so much.
I used to literally not give a shit at all about white "people" or kaffir or pigskins until these threads. Now I honestly wish they could fuck off.
GG pigskin trolls, creating more hatred against your people
>>26105722
You were trying to deflect the issue of white baby rape by using a case where Muslims had raped. I pointed out your absurd logic by reminding you that whites have a systematic method for raping children, and do so because their lack of religion promotes it.
>>26105715
I just find it silly. If you are going to spend your time on here trying to argue you could at least come up with something original to say not just randomly quote people.
>>26105735
100% of baby rapes in the UK are committed by whites
>>26105667
>>26105690
>>26105710
>>26105738
nice double post FAGGOT
>>26105765
I don't want to argue, YOU do.
I want a nice comfy thread and for that to happen you need to shut the fuck up
>>26105727
>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
No
>Favourite breed of dog?
Collie
>Favourite Medieval weapon
The sidesword or the Swiss Saber.
>How do you like your steak cooked?
Rare
>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
I dunno whatevers on page one.
>>26105727
No
Husky
Longbow
Medium-well done
Don't use any 3D porn
>>26105738
nobody cares, these threads aren't for pakis
I'd save a rat from drowning before helping you
Questions.
>Would you have consensual sex with a white/british girl?
>Favourite terrorist attack on western soil?
>Favourite takeaway?
>How do you like your kaffir slaughtered?
>waifu
>>26105727
>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
Yes.
>Favourite breed of dog?
German Shep
>Favourite Medieval weapon
morning star
>How do you like your steak cooked?
medium rare
>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
hannah videos and whatever appears when i search for hometown (manchester)
>>26105727
>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
Meh, why not
>Favourite breed of dog?
Collie
>Favourite Medieval weapon
Crossbow
>How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium Rare
>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
>3DPD
>>26105814
nobody cares, these threads aren't for /pol/tards
I'd save a rat from drowning before helping you
>>26105727
>I don't wanna get honor-killed, so no
>Corgi
>Flail
>Medium Rare
>Watching 3DPD porn in the current year
>>26105829
>Would you have consensual sex with a white/british girl?
Ofcourse
>Favourite terrorist attack on western soil?
Breivik on Otoya obviously.
>Favourite takeaway?
Chicken or Egg burger.
>How do you like your kaffir slaughtered?
In a fair fight. Oh wait good luck with that.
>waifu
Cunt in work.
>>26105718
I don't really think it matters how you let them know. Email would probably be the easiest given how you're feeling but I think you should see the uni in person at some point as well. Just explain how you're feeling to them, they will be sympathetic. Hope you feel better soon anon~
>>26105829
>Would you have consensual sex with a white/british girl?
Id honestly prefer anything else. But whatever.
>Favourite terrorist attack on western soil?
You cant beat 9/11 really can you haha still makes me giggle to this day that some sand bastards pulled that stunt off.
>Favourite takeaway?
RIBS from anywhere.
>How do you like your kaffir slaughtered?
humanely
>waifu
none
>>26105860
god tilde i want to destroy your asshole
Need email template ideas for hotmail phishing
They don't have a google+ equivalent so I'm going to have to ask them to update their password or something but I don't have a template email from hotmail to use as the base
It's going to be tough
Will stick to gmail for now
>>26105727
>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
Only a sexy Iranian girl.
>Favourite breed of dog?
Scooby-doo
>Favourite Medieval weapon
the fuck i care?
>How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium rare
>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
http://xhamster.com/movies/5260830/old_gent_and_the_escort.html
>>26105880
>asshole
foy
>>26105860
Don't reply to me you fucking degenerate. I'm looking for actual help not some fat retard trying to ERP with me.
Lads ladsI've made a new thread but won't post the link here because I don't want it to get shat up with this Islam bollocks like this one so just come from the catalogue
>>26105829
>>Would you have consensual sex with a white/british girl?
no
>>Favourite terrorist attack on western soil?
9/11, everything else pales in comparison though the Madrid guys were pretty smart
>>Favourite takeaway?
Chicken donner on naan
>>How do you like your kaffir slaughtered?
Burned
>>waifu
A certain Polish female
>>26105880
P-please don't!
>>26105931
how quick do you think you'd cum?
A Paki fingered my little sister the other day. Fuming.
>>26105900
It's treason then.
Let the britfeel civil war begin.Claiming Cromwell
>>26105931
I want you to hit me desu senpai
>>26105948
Bash the fucker's face in and then do the same to your sister for being a filthy traitor.
>>26105947
I do not really want to answer that question, too lewd desu~
>>26105975
But I don't want to hurt you, anon~
>>26105948
Ask to watch next time
Sounds hot as fuck
>>26105931
>>26105989
i will if you want, or we can just cuddle.
>>26106000
hahhjej
>>26105989
obvious yes, we can talk about me fucking you in private
>>26105989
Tilde I'd like to spank you and bugger your arse :^)
>this displeases the Fatilde
>>26106008
Cuddling sounds better than anything lewd tbqh~
>>26106023
I-if you want~
>>26106038
I do not think I would enjoy that very much anon, but you can fantasise all you want~
>>26105873
>Would you have consensual sex with a white/british girl?
Nope
>Favourite terrorist attack on western soil?
Lee Rigby or 7/7.
>Favourite takeaway?
I can cook!
>How do you like your kaffir slaughtered?
Crucifixion in a public place
>waifu
>>26106048
>Fatilde
This amused Poleaboo though he feels no particular ill will towards Tilde
>>26105860
Yeah, thanks senpai. Now I just need to email them I guess. Still worried about the whole thing but I have the whole weekend to think of what I want to write.
I don't like it how I get like this. I just want to be happy and I really hate letting people down.
>>26105857
cute cat
saved
>>26105124
Just had my hair cut by what can only be described as "the minciest faggot of all time"
I don't mind gays but there are limits. When you're talking with that permanent gay lisp and singing along to some sort of fucking Ibiza Hardcore Xtreme 3 Vape Redux Compilation 2016, I'm going to be a bit annoyed.
Shame my social retardation stopped me from leaving. Normally there is a chill old man who cuts my hair but when I asked "Is Harry in?" they said no.
I should have just turned 360 degrees and moonwalked out of there but when he said "you want a haircut?" I awkwardly said yes.
Don't get me wrong lads. The haircut isn't bad but the experience was just very unpleasant. He forced small talk on me but what's even worse is the fact that I had literally nothing in common with him.
>You out clubbing tonight then?
>No
>Ah, still recovering from last night? Haha
>No, I rarely drink
>Are you going anywhere nice this year?
>I would like to go somewhere, I just haven't really got the money right now
>I went to Magaluf last year, you should go there, it's absolutely amazing for a lad your age
>I don't think Magaluf is the kind of place I'd like
>Magaluf, Benidorm, Ibiza. They're all cheap and cheerful and you have a great laugh with the lads
>H-Heh, yeah I guess I'll check them out
I absolutely will not. Designated scum/dickhead destinations.
Anyway that was my rant for the day lads, bit annoyed tbqh.
We striving home, gone
I ride on chrome
>>26106210
Did he comment on your tattoo
Okay lads let's settle it
http://strawpoll.me/6671876/r
http://strawpoll.me/6671876/r
http://strawpoll.me/6671876/r
I'm tired and not sure if I can be added to go out and buy vodka/even get pissed
Help me out lads
Majority vote decides
If dubs then I'll just go anyway
>>26106246
>linking the results
hoo boy what a fucking retard
JKYS
>>26106246
Islam is Brit
Fuck you I'm not voting
>>26106246
The internet is haram, why would muslims be using it?
It's just shitposters pretending to be pakis making these threads very uncomfortable.
This is supposed to be a safe space for robots.
>>26106260
Works for me friendo
>>26106095
Have you figured out if you like guys then tilde?>>26106257
Just have a beer or something while shitposting, thats what Ill be doing when I can be bothered to get dressed.
>>26106246
FREDDOS ARE 70 FUCKING P
When did this happen??
>>26106296
That's an old image, they're about 1.20 now
>>26106246
Hmmm 6 to 1 for a new /Islamfeel/ thread. Is there a Muslim OP Image Guy who can knock an image together for it?
>>26106244
I'm wearing long sleeve clothing outside of the house until it fully heals so he didn't see it.
My town is disgusting, I wouldn't feel comfortable with the wind blowing on it.
>>26106295
Its all or nothing I'm afraid bruv, thanks for your input though
>>26106295
Nobody likes Tilde. He is the worst shitposter here.
>>26106210
Every time they assume I'm a normie too. Pisses me off.
>>26106311
So I used to be able to get 20 freddos for one queen, and now one queen only buys you 5/6ths of a Freddo?
Broken Britain tbqh lads
>>26106323
Spooky Ougi length?
>>26106295
Not yet, anon~
Anyone got any comfy bar insecam streams to watch? That one from before isn't working anymore.
>>26106364
I like Tilde
>>26106400
I can set my webcam up and live stream me being comfy in my room if you like
>>26106417
Fuck off, put your trip back on so I don't have to see your posts.
>>26106435
No thanks m8
>>26106400
I had to go look after my pupper, did the nurser ever finish that pint?
>>26106461
Well he left but then it turned off.
>its another aggressive night of shitposting about islam and tilde on /britfeel/ edition
Think I'm just gonna go to the pub lads, enjoy your night
>>26106452
I don't have a trip but I could use one if you want :^)
>>26106435
yh sure
>I use my waifu to avatarfag on 4chan and act homoerotic
The worst of the worse.
not to focus on tilde or be too much a part of this, but outside of here, on steam he seems like a nice guy. happy to chat and help out.
AVATAR FAGGING WEEBS OUT
>>26106541
Yeah exactly, and its not like he posts that much anymore, its other people who stire up all the shit.
ONLY GOOD PAKI IS A DEAD PAKI
>>26106574
bit much lad, can't we just have a comfy thread?
>>26106386
Not sure what you mean. Length of the tattoo? It's just slightly shorter than my forearm
>>26106633
Your sleeves lad, you said you had long sleeves
>>26106574
Stay mad, George
>>26106630
right? nobody else here /edl/?
You now remember emo amy
Does jk stand for joke or just kidding?
>>26106727
Depends on the context, could be either
>>26106727
Does gg stand for good game or good going?
>>26106400
Here's some I'm monitoring
Kitchen:
http://insecam.org/en/view/255647/
No activity, waiting to see if anyone shows up.
Cambridge:
http://insecam.org/en/view/242507/
Entrance to one of the colleges (Emmanuel IIRC) - pretty comfy.
Barbers:
http://insecam.org/en/view/242123/
http://insecam.org/en/view/242122/
2 cams of the same place. Some shocking haircuts happening.
Cows:
http://insecam.org/en/view/241453/
Mainly cows.
Belfast office:
http://insecam.org/en/view/237792/
Wagekeks wagekeking.
I miss the penzance place though 2bh, I imagine it'd be good on a friday night.
>>26105124
>all these waifu posts in the middle of the afternoon
Tell me I'm not the only waifu anon with a job?
>>26106720
i fapped exclusively to this chick for like a year or so
>>26106727
It stands for STOP AVATAR FAGGING YOU WEEB SCUM
>>26106759
>That pint
He CAN'T keep getting away with this
>>26106771
You do not know what avatarfagging means.
>>26106759
BOWLING ALLEY IN PRAGUE
Here we go, this is the one I monitor
http://insecam.org/en/view/230657/
>>26106759
I want a nice comfy bar one to watch this evening.
>Get home from wagecuckoldry
>Fire up the britfeels
>Half the thread is hidden
I thought you lads were all comfy and chummy and it was us angry slaves that were ruining for you?
>>26106856
/pol/ found us
>>26106856
There's always someone to shout PAKI regardless of the time. Plus the two K-ON waifu guys are trying to push themselves as a personality.
>>26106856
We're in the middle of an ISIS attack
>>26106856
I know mate, its an absolute joke
Just wanna come home from work and be comfy, but no, I have to read through all these petty arguments and shitty repeated memes, not even good ones like fight for a pint or can anyone hook me up in birmingham, its bullshit
>first day of my night grocery job at tesco extra tonight
What should I expect? will it be super comfy with me arranging jars of peanut butter all night?
they said during induction I won't be handling tills at all, thank god.
>>26106856
desu it was okay when like you'd get the ocassional weeb poster, now that that fat weeb tilde or spams every thread about muh weight and le post ur waifu xD takes up half the posts. place has gone to the dogs
any southern twinks wanna talk on skype?
>>26105202
I'd do it anon it only equates to an hour's extra work a month and makes you much harder to get rid of.
All I want in life is a girl with a good arse. Why is that too much to ask?
>>26106912
>they said during induction I won't be handling tills at all, thank god
Is that how they phrased it lad?
>"You won't be handling tills at all, thank god"
>>26106939LONDON?
Hiroshima fuck off
>>26106965
What do you have to offer her in return?
>>26106965
I have a better arse than my last ex girlfriend.
i think there are more posts complaining about innocent posts then anything else really. does it matter if someone posts with an image or not, or directs a question to a specific person or not.
>>26106939
No fuck off you gay cunt
>>26106971
yes, i do live in london actually
>>26106386
>>26106654
Oh I get it now. I wish I had spooky Ougi length sleeves, they look comfy and they'd keep my hands warm in this windy shitty weather.
At first I thought you were talking about a full arm tattoo which are often called "sleeves" so I was confused. I would like to do that though, add a few monogatari characters to it and follow the theme.
Maybe Yotsugi next.
Peace, peace
Yaaaay
Peace, peace
https://youtu.be/H8XWRxN8ZsQ
>>26106912
Tills is the best job mate.
If you are on shop floor you are going to be really busy putting stock out, helping normies find stuff, and doing the dreaded >Face up
>>26106759
Losing beastman has been hard. RIP.
>>26107024
>face up is hard
>tills are easy
whatever mate you've probably never worked in any kind of retail environment ever
Is there anything one can do legally if your neighbour spends all day sitting at home smoking pounds of ganj which makes your entire house constantly stink of weed?
>>26105727
>>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
Yes
>>Favourite breed of dog?
Japanese Akita or Husky
>>Favourite Medieval weapon
Longbow
>>How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium well done
>>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
Not sure about video but anything with Jess West or Victoria Summers.
>>26107067
First thing tomorrow, punch him right in the back of the head.
>>26107059
I used to work in Wickes actually.
Tils is piece of piss you just sit there and scan stuff. Face up I hated because it'd be so much fucking time and effort to get the place up to the manager's standards, but you'd still have to rush to get the whole store done, then if it wasn't good enough the manager would make you stay and keep doing it until he agreed it was good enough for us to go home.
>>26107067
Call the police?
Dumb fuck
>>26107067
Consider building a wall between your halves of the house lad
>>26107053
What was all this beastman stuff about?
>>26106993
quite rude
oc
http://www.abbeyroad.com/crossing
Still waiting for it to happen again lads
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-shocking-moment-woman-hit-4607339
>>26107116
The police were literally in his house like an hour ago they don't give a shit, they've got bigger things to deal with round here than a chav smoking weed in his bedroom.
>>26107117
haha there is wall mate these are just shit post WW2 houses so the only purpose the walls serve is to block vision. Sound, smell and everything else the wall may as well not be there.
m8s I need to venture out of my flat to search for this legendary banana bread beer.
When is the least shit time to go to Tesco? Friday night or Saturday morning?
>>26107116
>police help, my house smells of weed, send someone immediately!
Are you 12?
>>26105202
If you are a team leader on 10-15 and not a lying faggot on 7.30 an hour like me you should defo join mate
![XbOBYDy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AxBG8wp.png "XbOBYDy[1].png")
waifus
2ab96390c7dbe3439de74d0c9b0b1767
>>26107161
Tesco is normally quite quiet on Friday night, the one near me at least, because all the normies are at the pub
>tfw was supposed to buy Banana Bread beer today but forgot now I am craving a drop but I've only got Hobgoblin which tastes the opposite to Banana Bread beer
fug
>>26107165
Police don't give a shit if you're not bothering people while smoking weed, but if someone is bothering someone else because of smoking weed, they will do something about it
It's still illegal to possess it; especially with repeated warnings, they'd be likely to act.
>>26105718
Ohhhh unis so hard I might quit ohhhh why is life so unfair and hard :'(
Fucking uni babies
>>26105727
>>Would you shag a paki/muslim girl?
Yes
>>Favourite breed of dog?
Springer Spaniel
>>Favourite Medieval weapon
Trebuchet
>>How do you like your steak cooked?
Rare. Anything else and you may as well eat a shoe.
>>Favourite British porn/porn video (link?)
Anything with Jaye Rose. This one of her fapping whilst wearing a cat suit.
http://xhamster.com/movies/3317427/jaye_rose_catsuit_masterbation.html
Could do with a gf lads.
>>26106912
You dumb kekker. Tills is better lad, literally sit there and try not to fall asleep.
Nights in Tesco isn't comfy but make sure you take a stool with you to sit on when your facing up.
When you do a top shelf stand obv but middle and bottom just sit on a stool and do it .
>>26107120
The background is kind of a mystery
He was this teenager/young guy who lived in some sort of facility (mental health/home for handicaped people) in Tokyo.
He basically lay in bed naked masturbating to hentai, eating snacks, watching tv etc. He had several carers who would clean up his mess and would dress him presumably for school in the day time...
You had to be there!
>>26107212
Hmm maybe I'll give them a shout next time I see them and see what they make of it then.
>>26106912
>stacking shelves
Kin 'ell lad, ye 17 or summet? I were 17 when i worked in Morrison's - got sacked for punching a literal paki in the face. good times.
>>26107254
10 years until the VR revolution anon, hold out till then.
What is "Face Up" in the tesco sense?
>>26107378
I wondered this too. No idea of the joys of retail employment.
>the chav next door to me literally won't leave the house without his nan
Gangster
>>26107378
>>26107391
means you make the shelves look NEET and tidy by bringing stock to the front
who /smugbeerman/ here
polski brews best brews
>you seem to have mistyped the captcha
>didn't even ask me to do a captcha did ya cunt
>>26107412
So basically shelf autism?
>>26107378
When you do the 'face up' or 'facing up' you have to run around each isle and make sure all of the products are in their correct places and at the front of the shelf with their label facing in the correct direction, and you also need to make sure all of the aisles are clean and all of the products and shelves are clean. So as well as organising the products you will need to pick liter, and perhaps dust or go over with a cloth some products and shelves.
tldr remember tidy up time in Primary school?
well lads, I've been sober since 26th December, but tonight i'm gonna get shit faced and order a take out off justeat. I've deffo earned this.
Who else gonna get /shitfaced/ and /justeat/?
>>26107486
>not Hungry House
pleb
>>26107439
no lad. 'facing up' is the actual term used in retail.
>>26107486
Papa John's got 50% off right now so I'm doing that tomorrow. Got some spare Domino's dips tho cos Papa John's dip is literal mouldy cum vomit.
>>26107498
go eat your normie shit on a different board fgt.
>>26107504
wonder why it has some stupid term instead of just calling it what it is, tidying up the shop
>>26107486
What food you gonna get lad?
>>26107486
Nice man, I've been cutting down on drinking, I only drank Sunday and Wednesday this week so I too am also going to get shitfaced tonight as a reward. I may order a just eat fancied some Chinese earlier but I've just had some spicy salmon and a jacket potato with cheese and beans so full up atm.
>>26107504
I meant the purpose, not the term
>>26107526
Makes retail people feel smart
In my old job we used to call putting the stock out 'doing IW' was there for 2 years and to this day I have no idea what IW stood for.
Alright, I'm pushing the gmail phishing hard now
If this fails, I'll learn hotmail phishing
If that fails, wp
If that fails, RATs
>>26107560
cuntrag
>>26107498
hungry house is shite, literally have nothing listed on there where I live
>>26107423
I stopped drinking polish beer after I found a finger in a tinny of Perla
Got 100 bongers for the ring on in in CashConverters though so it wasn't a total waste
>>26107194
Just got back from the bargain booze, they only had gold hobgoblin. Gonna try it out now.
>>26107584
no fucking way
Perla is one of the toppest tier brewskis though
>>26107588
I hate how all the brands are jumping on the "gold" ale bandwagon, even fucking guinness... they usually suck
>>26107486
>tfw you live in the countryside and there's nobody to deliver to you
I've bought a couple of tinnys of Archers & Lemonade and a bottle of Pinot, gonna walk down to the chinky later.
>>26107588
I'm not a fan of Gold desu, I would drink it but it is nowhere close to Hobgoblin. It's a completely different type of beer.
How big is your Bargain Booze? One near me has a whole shelf dedicated to Wychwood and a whole section of Ales, IPAs and all types of hipster beer.
They do 8 bottles for a tenner as well and you can mix and match. Is well good.
>got shitfaced last night and suffered a hangover from hell
>decide to go dry and stay dry through Feb
>come on /britfeel/
>everyone's talking about what they're drinking
welp
>>26107624
We got a Bargain Booze in Southampton but I haven't been there yet. I usually go to Beers&Bottles cos they flog fancy strong ales for cheap when they are near the sell by date.
>>26107624
It's a pretty small shop unfortunately.
I got 3 bottles for a fiver, its the best deal they do I think.
>>26107669
don't worry, I haven't had a drink since Christmas
I'd love to be reincarnated as a girl Paki.
I mean, imagine how cool it would be to have a moustache at 5 years old.
>Yeah sorry we will use this one I will get confirmation first if we can sub you for this job as I was told no criminal convictions, are you able to give me the title of conviction so I can check
Poleaboo doesn't know how to respond
Has the cucky emo finally killed himself over that bint?
>>26107726
Tell them it was rape for a laff
>>26107726
GBH
>>26107726
Tell them you're a convicted sex pervert
About to crack open the Blackwych. I want her to be my waifu desu she is pretty qt
>>26107743
I hope so. Found out she actually is dead today. Hopefully he's found out too.
>>26107726
taped a gril shitting
>>26107725
You'd be like the Fonz! "Eyyy!"
