>that kid who would had a stupidly heavy bag because he never cleaned all the papers and books out of it
>that kid who dreamed about singing his favourite song in font of his crush
>that kid who took a massive shit in the school toilets
>>26094908
I'm the first kid, and why do you even care faggot?
>>26095053
Same.
>always carry heavy books
>made sure posture was good
>made my shoulders extremely strong
>>26094908
>>that kid who would had a stupidly heavy bag because he never cleaned all the papers and books out of it
Literally me. My calc teacher weighed my bag at the end of my final year at high school, it weighed 12 kgs.
>>26094908
> The kid who thought about suicide all day
>>26094908
> That kid who had a rolling backpack that he dragged behind him by tucking the handle under his belt loop
> That kid that signed his own cast when he broke his arm
> That kid that got an edgy punk rock haircut in 2009 because his dated idea of what the cool kids did was based on cartoons
> That kid who scoffed a lot because he didn't know how to make witty remarks
> That kid who talked about jacking off like he discovered the cure to cancer
>>26095141Was it you, anon?
>>26094908
> That kid who drew red stripes on his wrist to try and make it look like he cut himself
> That kid that showed everyone the porn on his PSP at lunch
> That kid that hung out at GameStop every day and played the demo consoles
>That kids name who'd always come up when someone announced they were gonna tell a funny/cringey/fucked up story
>That kid who was picked on by students and teachers in the same class
Bottom is me
>>26094908
> That kid who started lifting weights at the local YMCA and started talking about weight lifting/self improvement like he was the most intensely dedicated man on earth
>>26094908
>that kid who would had a stupidly heavy bag because he never cleaned all the papers and books out of it
That was me, I was too lazy to get the stuff out, it was a fucking mess of papers and shit.
>that kid who brought up memes in conversations at school
>>26095053
Same here. Gave me back problems.
>that kid who voided fights at school
>that kid who jacked off in the school bathrooms everyday going for a month straight
>that kid who was caught peeking through the girls restroom
>that kid who noclipped to school
>>26095236
>>26095213
>>26095103
>>26095078
>>26095053
I'm noticing an ORIGINAL AS FUCK pattern here.
>that kid who spewed 4chan memes in class and talked about 4chan like it was secret club
>>26095227
>That kid who claimed that he was a hacker
>He used to threaten people by saying that he would hack their myspace
>Mfw he scared some fat emo chick that thought it was serious
>that kid who constantly talked to himself in the hallways
>>26094908
>That kid who got actively avoided by girls
>>26094908
>That kid who got autistically excited watching his friends playfight and threw his stupidly heavy bag at them, nailing both of them in the head at once and potentially giving them a concussion.
>that kid who groped students and teachers alike, almost getting expelled for it but narrowly escaping capture because the teacher was racist and assumed it must have been one of the nignogs running by and frolicking
>that kid who wore a trenchcoat and fedora to highschool
>that kid who told the disney princess wannabe girls he was crushing on he wishes he had a fur coat and didn't understand why they started giving him the cold shoulder
>that kid who had an outburst after his fat friend stole his gobstoppers, literally vaulting over the cafeteria table, snatching them back, and exclaiming, "fuck you, you fucking bitch!" and then spent the next year eating lunch in the library
>that kid who lost like 20 dollars over the course of the semester to niggers playing dice under the stairs by the football field
>that kid who played DDR infront of anyone and couldn't hit the down arrow so someone came up behind him and started hitting it for him and ever since that day he's gotten really good at DDR but will never be able to prove it to his classmates
>that kid who got confused with a math problem on a test and wrote a passive aggressive note about how it was missing essential notation and that it was an "insult to his intelligence", then when the entire math department confronted him about it he started crying a little
Oh wait those were all me.
>>26095253
> that kid who jacked off in the school bathrooms
That was me. Seniors didn't have to take the STAR (state) test, but public schools lose money when kids don't show up, so they made us all come to school that day even though there were no classes on. We were all penned in the auditorium for hours, while they played "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and "Remember the Titans". I was so fucking bored, I just kept going to the bathroom and just jacking off like three God damn times.
>that kid who got caught jacking off in class to the girl with big titshe ended up fucking her
>that fat girl who never talked and only came to school like once a week
Thinking back to elementary school she was probably seriously depressed
>>26095321
>that kid who told the disney princess wannabe girls he was crushing on he wishes he had a fur coat and didn't understand why they started giving him the cold shoulder
Explain this one?
>>26095333
I would've just left
on days like that when regular classes are interrupted nobody notices if you just duck out and go to a park or go home or something.
>that kid who was always correcting the teacher on really basic things in class, who could have made straight A's but he was too lazy
>that kid who didn't really "fit in" with any particular clique, but could hang with any group, whether it was the emos or jocks or stoners or gamers
>that kid that who could have taken on a dude that was like twice his size, but let everyone fuck with him because he was a pacifist at heart
>that kid who didn't follow the fashion trends, and just kind of developed his own cool style
>that kid who never had a GF in school even though a bunch of girls wanted him because he didn't want to put up with all that relationship drama
>that kid who wore skate shoes because they were comfortable, not because he wanted to look cool
>that kid who was always popping off non-sequiturs like "slam the donkey to the max!!!" in class cause he just had a random sense of humor like that
>that kid who everyone thought was just a light-hearted jokester but who was actually super-deep and poetic and had a really strict code of honor, no one could ever tell where his true loyalties lay.
I was that kid :(
>>26095348
>Walk up to girls at lunch time
>oh wow anon that's a nice coat... but is it real fur?
>respond "I wish", because I wrote an edgy essay in elementary school about fur coat being fine after we were supposed to write an opinion essay and I found some blogpost by someone I can only describe as proto-maddox saying that fucking hippies and poor people should fuck off and fur feels good
>obviously being disney princess "I love all animals" kind of girls they faux-gasped, rolled their eyes, and then ignored me for being an "animal abuser"
>>26095282
I knew one of those fuckboys. He went to Defcon one time and couldn't shut up about it, and would frequently refer to himself as a hacker, threatening to hack my Facebook.
He was a fat fuck Playstation fanboy and would constantly give people shit for being X-Box or Nintendo console gamers.
>that kid who farted all the time and tried to hide it but everyone knew and nobody told him we knew
Fuck you, Neill. I was so fucking sick of your smelly fucking ass every day.
>that fat kid in a Minecraft hoodie who shilled Apple devices, incorrectly calling the A6X chip the AX6 chip.
>that kid who was a huge faggot that ended up ostracised from every social group he tried to be a part ofit was me :^)
>>26095368
this is bait but I laughed so I'll post a fedora anyway
>>26095368
I knew that last line was coming by the time I finished reading the first line. You are still That Kid.
>>26095360
My school was run like a fucking prison. Tall gates on all sides, staff assistants patrolling around and making sure everyone had their school IDs on display. During the day, only one gate was open, and it was guarded at all times by a staff assistant. Casually sneaking out was almost impossible, unless you were an athlete, since they had an additional opening in the gate on the baseball field.
>>26094908
>that girl who masturbated with a sock in the bathroom
I know you're here Rachel, you just have to be
>>26095368
>that kid who didn't really "fit in" with any particular clique, but could hang with any group
I was this kid. Its probably why I don't have many close friends. I feel like mabye sometimes people think I have a lot of friends, when truth is I don't really have any.
>that kid who vanished halfway through the year
>that kid who was black
o wait
>>26094908
>That kid who used to grop guy asses as a "joke"
You were a strange faggot Juan
>>26095078
>>26095053
I only did it since I didn't want to waste time running to lockers and back. I only had 5 minutes and it was a decent sized hs.
>"anon you make too many suicide jokes"
>what jokes?
haha
>>26095535
kek
dsddwdgreefsd
>>26095462
>that kid who vanished halfway through the year because he was admitted into a mental institution and after he was released got into a different school and avoided everyone from the old school forever
>that kid who was too dumb to hang with the nerds, too introverted to sit with the jocks, too smart to blaze it with the stoners, too vulgar and politically incorrect to socialize with the artfags, and too trv kvlt to regal the emos with his company
>that kid who would write misanthropic messages and draw lewd cartoons on the tables and everyone knew it was him
>that kid who never smiled
>that kid who would fantasize to shoot up and burn his school every minute of every day
>>26095648
>>that kid who vanished halfway through the year because he was admitted into a mental institution and after he was released got into a different school and avoided everyone from the old school forever
>tfw this was me
minus the avoiding people part, I never needed to do that
>>26095509
>>26095141
>that kid who slept through half the semester
>that kid who would ghost and sneak to the roof to take a solid nap on nice days
>that kid who had to have teachers fill out an yellow attendance form
>that kid who gave up on socializing and spent lunch reading in the basement stairwell
>kid who played minecraft in the computer lab
>>26095715
>minus the avoiding people part, I never needed to do that
I had to do it because I live in a pretty small community. I vanished from school 9 years ago and I still pretend not to notice when I bump into someone I knew from there.
Tbh I just avoid people I know in general
>that kid who always befriended the new kid, had a really good friend fo 2-4 weeks but then got dropped because he found a group he belonged tothat was me
>>26095790
Me also. All of the new kids became more popular than me.
>>26095368
>>>>> **TIIIIPPPPPSSS FEEEDDOOOORRAAAA**
>>26095395
Ugh.
It's a meme, you dip!
>That kid who always looked like he was near tears
> that kid who went to rehab for a cocaine habit, lasted all of 2 months and then did it again
>>26095368
First one
Me
>that kid that would say "m'lady" abd tip his hat to passing girls
>that kid who wore a mlp shirt
Why can't you faggots just let go of the past already.
>>26095188
Dude I knew the second guy he showed everyone his brothers homemade porno to everyone at lunch on his psp
>>26096225
>Homemade porno
Story please
Damn. Now I really wish my school wasn't as boring as it was.
>>26096294
>Lunchtime elementary school
>hear commotion "YO MATTHEW IS SHOWING PORN"
>Curios senses tingling
>go up to him and ask to see
>look on the psp blury
>my eyes start to focus on a black guy banging a white girl on the couch
>SHIT NIGGA
>>26094908
>that kid who would had a stupidly heavy bag because he never cleaned all the papers and books out of it\
Same here kept all of my books and papers in my backpack because I thought it was more efficient than using my locker. I was an idiot.
>>26096208
Because that was the only point in our lives where we at least had an illusion of direction and purpose. Now there is nothing. Every day is just as hollow and empty as the last. I wake up, I shit post, I play the same stupid video games, I jack off, and I wonder how long I can keep it up before my parents catch on to the fact that I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
That's why.
