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>Oh hi anon, i'm just with your brother Chad right now
>Anyway gotta go, love you.
Reminds me of Only God Forgives
source? was about to fap anyway
>Anon, your brother made a mess. Be a dear and wipe it off?
>>26094193
reminder of what? that I now somehow have a Chad brother who my mom fucks?
>>26094557
sure just hold on for a sec
>Anon, could you send Chad out here?
>I think he's in your sister's room
>they've been in there for hours doing god knows what
>Anon how many times have I told you to knock before entering?! This is mine and your brother's special time together and you're ruining it!
>>26094557
>tfw will never be forced to lick it off instead
>>26095061
Only if Chad allows it.
>>26094193
lol i had sex with a girl from behind while she talked to a female friend on the phone once
>>26095076
lol, congrats fellow /b/rother XD
>>26095104
Don't be sarcastic, i'm just a failed normie
she was gross though, alcoholic high school dropout
>>26095177
The first and only time I've had sex she was on her period and a big ol glob dropped out and landed on my leg.
My mom picked us up afterwards and she must have smelled me. So fucking embarrassing. I came like five times that night though I didn't care at the moment.
>>26095285
i fucked a girl on her period once
It was OK
>>26094193
I don't have any relative.
Nice try m8.
>>26095540
well~ you do now.
>tfw my brother sent me this picture of my wife
>first it was mom
>then it was our sister
>and every girl i've ever dated
>now this
The worst part is I know I'll never say or do anything about it.
>>26096236
>image search
>4 pages worth
>>26094465
Same girl as this http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1671271667
"debbie"
can't find the source though
>>26094465
wait, i found it. simple reverse image search
http://xhamster.com/movies/167038/phone_sex.html
It's kind of weird having an attractive older brother. I remember when girls use to say he was so hot back in the day. Now I've lost weight and I'm pretty attractive myself. The only thing he really beats me at is his horse cock. I'm Mr. Average. Doesn't bother me though.
>>26094193
>*mmpphhhww GULP* ""OH hey honey, I'll pick you up from soccer practice in a bit. Kyler is keeping me busy for a bit"
>>26097123
>Kyler
Original comment my man
>>26097025
My younger half brother is the Chad out of the two of us. Rarely see him in person but all he ever seems to do is fuck girls and go to the gym
>>26094193
tfw you will never be cucked by your own brother with your mom
