ITT we pretend to be /r9k/
>wah, I don't have a gf ;_;
peepeepoopoo tendies mummy bitch pissbottles no gf anime
>>26090386
this reminds me of a friend i have irl
I am normal yet people think of me as a monster for browsing 4chan.
>>26090427
>telling people you browse 4chan
Although I'm not one to talk.. Had a grill over day before yesterday, got drunk and showed her my jews and niggers folders.
We did have sex afterwards but I haven't talked to her her since, not that it bothers me.
>>26090475
lmao spot on. keep em coming
Are we being raided by r/niceguys?
>>26090367
>I want human interaction
>b b but all women are whores!
>>26090367
r9k posts sure do take a big hit in quality when all the normies get back from work.
I'm a self-loathing egoist and my only interests are anime. The only thing i hate more than people who are more succesful than me, is myself. If i don't get what i want, i bitch and nag and cry, and scold any actual useful advice people give me. I like to imagine that other people are somehow responsible for my life.
i piss in bottles, never clean my room, reek of semen and shame, i spend all my time watching niche pornography and the only conversations with strangers that last longer than six seconds is when i stammer about video games.
but hey, it's the jews, blacks and wome- i mean - FEEEEEMAAAAALES that are to blame for me not having a girlfriend.
>>26090367
>I have never made an attempt to get to know any human being any more than it would take to make shallow insults about them
>ree of course all women are shallow whores with no real interests and all men who aren't me are stupid
>>26090475
Never heard that one before, fucking faggot.
>everyone are whores, niggers, kikes, sub-human automatons unworthy of my attention
>but i'm a nice guy, tho
>Please have sex with me
>girl: nah
>WHOOORE REEEEE
>please have sex with me
>girl: 'k
>WHOOORE REEEEEE
>>26090367
ITT: We pretend to be Normies
>ITT: We make caricatures of people we don't like to make them seem much worse than they really are instead of thinking about the causes of their problems.
no joke, /r9k/'s completely bonkers views on women and its complete ignorance of basic human functions like sex is what made me a feminist.
>>26090367
How the fuck are you gonna pretend to be /r9k/ while posting on it faggot?
>>26091136
Grill????
Wanna be my gf or are you an entitled stacy?
>>26090367
true robots don't want GF's
>>26091268
i'm actually a guy. we can still pretend, though.
>inb4 REEEE BETA MANGINA CUUCK
>>26091364
>>26091136Same here, shit's crazy.