holy fuck this is it, it's happening right now. what do i do?? my palms are sweaty knees are weak
SHIT MAN; don't panic, don't panic dude
>>26089527
fuckin normie REEEEEE get out!
Its a game for them.
Don't let them fuck with you.
>>26089527
She's taking about Chad not you!
>>26089527
just keep it cool dude you got this
keep calm and just respond normally
so fucking jealous
>>26089527
That could be a bot or a catfish
Show us her profile
TELL HER YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
SHOW US ONCE AND FOR ALL IF LOOKS>PENIS
>>26089527
She is just trying to make fun of you.
Ask if she meant So, handsome or just So handsome. It's bothering me
Tell her about your friends on /r9k/
>>26089588
Nice thumbnail. Why do redditors all make trip codes?
>>26089527
>-wanna smash?
>>26089588
>tripcode faggot
>blueboard image macro on /r9k/
Leave, you fucking idiot. Never post with that again.
was this stupid? she lives 50 minutes away from me anyways and i don't have a car right now. it's insane to think she'd drive an hour to see me in person eventually
>>26089778
I think you definitely could have done better. I mean, you're literally saying "y-you too."
>>26089527
It's probably a bot
>>26089709
What is yotsuba b?
>>26089820
that was unironically what i was going to say initially but i changed it because i knew you'd all make fun of me
>>26089778
wow
you already fucked up
kill yourself
>>26089778
0.00% content senpai
>>26089886
Kek, well at least you have self-awareness
>>26089778
lol sorry you fucked it up
>>26089778
Wow first line.
Ur done mijo.
Delete your account.
>>26089778
Offer to give her the old lickaroo
