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>she likes horses
>>26087604
She has a male best friend
>She is getting or already has further education
>>26087604
>She always keeps her phone screen down
>she can't spell well
>she likes hip-hop/rap
>she doesn't like mustard
>she doesn't have at least 6 tattoos
>she is religious
>drinks mixed drinks/girly drinks
>she has more than two male friends
>>26087604
>she likes horses
whys is this? chicks who like horses are always crazy.
>>26087740
>she doesn't have at least 6 tattoos
Found the pleb.
>>26087604
Best red flag.
>>26087740
Enjoy your Degenerate where with daddy issues.
>>26087604
>she has a vagiina
>she doesn't like me
>she regularly gets lunch with her male coworkers/boss
>>26087604
So true. That is why tinder is full of them.
>>26087604
>she
Biggest red flag of them all robros
>>26087604
well, she can ride on my horse
>she doesn't want to have sexual intercourses with me
>She has a period
>smokes weed
Seriously. I'm not even being bitter, I have smoked a fair amount of weed in my life, but stoner chicks are the most dull and obnoxious fucking women you will ever meet
>she occupies 3 spatial dimensions
>>26087604
>shes a psychology major
>she shares her entire life story to anyone
>shes emotionally unstable
>assaults you if you correct her or disagree
>she doesn't include guys shes sexually satisfied ( wild party handjobs, blowjobs, ect) within her sexual partner count
>shes willing to put out within a first few months of knowing one another
> " I know I'm a bitch/slut, you're weird for not liking sex! " remarks and counter replies
>has no hobbies or actual interest
>idles by life
>actually fell for the feminism meme and thinks males have it all ( I plead you to study up on all the lovely research and citations provided by the general bureau of labour. )
>she identifies as vegan/non-binbary/otherkin
>she can't abide by the look but not touch rule
>shes cheated
>she browses /r9k/
>>26087754
from my experiences (and others here appareantly), chicks who like horses tend to
>be uber feminists
>fucking crazy vegetarians
>Libetard
or just lesbian/bi.They also tend to have useless degrees and shit like physchology, and love to act like high shit and being a better person than you.
Then again i have only seen like 6 girls who said they liked horses.
>>26087942
>shes willing to put out within a first few months of knowing one another
This is the only one I disagree with. Maybe for a High School girlfriend that's fine...but another flag was having a psychology major.
So assuming a 20+ yr old relationship, if it has any chance of going anywhere, you have probably had sex within the first 5-6 dates. I think most women would be ready to have sex by the 3rd.
If I was waiting a couple of months to fuck her, I'd assume she was already fucking someone else and I was back-up and move on.
This doesn't include no boning for religious values, but that would be another flag for me anyways.
>>26087948
That's a really really great picture. Can I have it?
>she is over the age of 22 and hasn't either gone to college or doesn't ever plan to
>is over the age of 25 and works a dead-end job
>no ambitions
>no plans for the future
>doesn't know what she wants to do with her life
>doesn't know what she likes to do and what she doesn't like to do
>she likes memes
>>26088025
but would they a horse?
>>26088282
Save it. It's all yours my fried
>she's actually a decoy working for Chris Hansen
>she's a meanie
>she would rather get jackhammered by Chad, Brad and Thad than go on a date with me at the theme park and hold hands
>>26087604
>she's a virgin (there's obviously an issue)
>she's intellectual (all i've gone for say it'd be cool but not allowed to date IN FUCKING UNI)
>SHE'S FAT
>uses tumblr
>doesn't understand memes, means said person doesnt even go online
>enjoys texting
>only wears pants
>>26087604
>has a roastie
>demands you meet her parents
>pushes for marriage
>sabotages your condoms
All little girls like horses what is the problem why would a girl liking horses not be acceptable
>she's cold/ too prideful
complete turn off
>>26089036
>demands you meet her parents
That means she isn't a slut and wants to keep you, anon
>sabotages your condoms
Story? Did she just decide to rip them apart or something?
>>26089135
Nope, poked holes in them.
>>26089153
Why???
fucking robot, this is original.
>>26088990
>she doesn't understand memes
Really, dude?
90% of "memes" a woman is likely to encounter are debased tumblr / FB / Reddit variants. It's much better if she doesn't care about online crap at all.
>>26089103
>not wanting to slowly melt an ice queen
I'm pleasantly surprised this thread doesn't contain any horsecock.
>>26089264
then she was never cold to begin with. that's called being reserved you stupid faggot
>>26087924
>enjoying jerking off to characters written by men
Put on your skirt and head on down to the docks, bro. There's no hope for you.
>>26089224
I met an actual female (She's a lesbian so no chance there, but she's also a conservative who hates tumblr so i like her) via a pepe pic I put as my avatar on normiebook
She literally messaged me out of the blue 'that is an amazing rare pepe you have there, how much is that masterpiece going for on the markets currently?'. It was a bit retarded but sorta funny, met her for coffee and still talk. She's pretty spergish and has all this relationship trouble since all the lesbs she knows are fat libtards and her crushes are straight.
>She doesn't have a fruitful skepticism
>she thinks science, morality, or religion are rational
>>26089302
>she's pretty spergish
Of course she is. And pepe is a normie meme now.
>>26089336
didn't say it wasnt retarded/normie
normies aren't the problem, it's sexaddict chad and prissy bitch stacey that we should hate. The 'normal' normies are just sort of stupid.
>she likes dogs
>>26089427
>she doesnt like dogs
>>26089440
Enjoy being cucked by the knot, my friend.
>>26089218
To get pregnant and use it to leech child support from you.
>>26089463
I have a doggu, i see nothing wrong with them
>>26089519
This sounds like /r9k/ anti-woman propaganda, I'm calling bullshit
Not sure, but it REALLY seems far fetched
>>26089523
If a woman likes dogs she wants to fuck them, do I have to draw you a diagram?
>>26087604
She loves the BHC
>>26089551
That's a meme, anon. I think you need to clear your head of the internet and lay down a while.
>>26089651
Keep telling yourself that, enjoy Sparky's sloppy seconds, fucking delusional cuck.
>>26089689
My cousin's dog was named Sparky, and he was so small that his dick probably wouldnt fit through a prostitutes mouth mate
>>26088025
None of the horse girls I've met were like that.
>>26089544
It has happened.
>"I have lots of guy friends"
>"I've always been like one of the boys"
>>26087681
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>>26087924
>>26089335
>seeing broad with all of these
s-should I be worried?
>she has dyed hair
tell tale sign of emotional baggage, i've been right every time
>>26087604
>doesn't like to read
>isn't white
>wears makeup
>wears slutty clothes
>isn't a virgin
>>26089071
>All little girls like horses
Why is this?
>>26087604
Whats wrong with horses? Why is it bad to like them??
>>26091321
Fill in the blank.
>"BIG"
>"HORSE"
>"______"
>she's not a lesbian
>she wears problem glasses
>>26091377
>little girls are thinking about big horse penises
Ok, senpai you need to step away from the internet and go outside
>Bleeds out of her vagina every month
>Wants to be sexually active, even if it's not with you
>Explores life and tries potentially dangerous and degenerate things
>Doesn't agree that women are best as housewives
>Doesn't peg you and lock you in chastity after you hit her
>>26091390
Ayyo bby u want sum fuk? :33
>>26091435
My point was that horses epitomize masculinity, and for young woman/girls who are undergoing socialization and just beginning to fully comprehend gender roles, they subconsciously realize this.
>Horses are big (masculine)
>Horse are muscular (masculine)
>Horses have tons of endurance (masculine)
>Horses are linked to virility (masculine)
Etc, etc.
And then, these women learn that they're able to control these giant creatures and have them obey them. They feel oppressed by a male-dominated society, and they need to vent this frustration by developing an obsession with equines.
>>26091513
Have you ever... met a girl?
What's Siberia like? Do your snow wives last long?
>>26091480
i don't trust people who use :3
they are either furries or child predators
>>26091571
You should also not trust people who unironically say "ayyo bby u want sum fuk?"
>>26087740
>she doesn't have at least 6 tattoos
Wew lad, what are you 18?
>>26091571
This is 100% true, and also avoid people who use XD unironically
