>Too sick for school? Too sick for video games!!
but mom those two thins require completely different levels of vitalityyyyyyyyy
This literally triggered me
Joke's on my mom tho, I dropped out of high school and play vidya 24/7 now.
Yeah it'd be absolutely terrible if you were contagious and made your video games get sick.
>>26075708
When I was actually sick I was too sick for video games though. Even watching tv made me dizzy.
My mom never pulled this shit
This lead to me staying home and playing video games a lot
I wonder if it conditioned me for my current NEETness.
>>26075750
Me too. Mom failed in the end. Thanks a lot mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUgLN6vDnA
Fucking whore
>>26075708
This is why i became a chronic masturbator. What's she gonna do, take my wang?
>>26075881
>What's she gonna do, take my wang?
plenty of options
Does that mean if I were to tell my mom I'm too sick for video games, she would also have to accept that I'm too sick for school?
>>26075786
This
>tfw 50% attendance rate iirc
>>26075750
Actually, You're the butt of everyone's joke. You're literally a joke.
>WHAT IS THIS ROBOT9001
>NO MY SON WILL NOT BE A SCHOOL SHOOTER
>GET IN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN
>>26075724
Have you seen his porno? It's a real fail imo. He has a small half flaccid dicklet. I just thought you'd like to know.
>>26075708
>be watching tv or on pc
>turn on vidya for ten minutes
>ANON YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING YOUR NINTENDO ALL DAY GET OFF
>>26075881
Your foreskin was just a warning. She'll take the whole thing if you piss her off enough.
>ANON STOP PLAYING GAMES IN YOUR ROOM ALL THE TIME, COME DOWN AND BE SOCIAL WITH THE FAMILY
>sit down in living room
>try to start up a conversation
>SSH, I'M TRYING TO WATCH LAW AND ORDER
>>26075881
>>26076617
These posts made my night, thanks for the laugh anonsplease be original
>ONLY TWO HOURS OF TV OR COMPUTER PER DAY
Now I spend 16+ hours a day in front of the computer
SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, WHORE!? THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My parents would take the power leads/cords to work whenever I'd pull a sickie back in school.
Jokes on them - I had back up power leads hidden away.
>YOU'VE BEEN IN YOUR ROOM ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY
Well you've been on the couch watching TV all day, what of it?
Every time I get a cold I get reminded of Spyro: Year of the Dragon.
My mom was cool.
>>26077254
Same, that exact game.
I remember I ordered all 3 of them in like 2007 from ebay because I lost my old ones and pretended to be sick for a week to beat them all.
>>26077254
>>26077307
Fucking same game for me. Weird coincidence
>>26076493
{Bernie 2016 ;)} {Bernie 2020 ;)}
>>26076493
Well I have no responsibilities and play vidya whenever I want while others prepared for a life of wagecuckery. I'll be conscripted in 2 years so I'll just kill myself the moment they hand me a loaded gun anyway.
>>26077254
greatest video game ever as far as I'm concerned.
Haven't played any new games for 10+ years, unless we count The Sims series.
>>26077200
>>26076576
these every time
>sick at home
>watching tv for 5+ hours, have everything that comes on as its the mid day trash shows
>turn on vidya for 30 mins
YOUVE BEEN PLAYING GAMES THE WHOLE DAY YOU NEED REST
>>26076657
This happens with my mom all the time and I fucking hate it.
>>26076576
AHHHHH TRIGGERED
>>26076657
This light humor I like
>>26076657
>ANON YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH US
>go there
>[INTERROGATE ABOUT LIFE]
