>you're jacking off alone
>chads making her moan
>>26072095
>you're reading graphic novels
>chads giving her Arabian goggles
>your future wife's getting sexual disease
>While you study for your degrees
>you're dreaming about marriage
>chads fucking her right in her baby carriage
>I'm tying a noose
>chads making her loose
>you see her, get scared and shy away
>Chad goes up to her and makes her day
>you see, he approaches women and perfects his art
>you go on 4chan to the loser part
>if you would only learn to be a man
>you'd be sexually satisfied by more than your hand
>but whom am I kidding, you don't listen
>just stick your head in the sand
>you're at home playing counter strike global offensive
>chad is having sexual intercourse with the girl you want to have sexual intercourse with
Thankfully I have no oneitist to worry about.
Hands free fapping is all I need.
Fuck this makes me want to die
>>26072883
Now this one hurt more than i'd want it to
>>26072095
>on a chinese cartoon board, you discuss Charles Bronson
>On her bed, she sucks Chad's Johnson.
>your failure with her drove you to r9k
>But for him shes an easy lay
>>26074562
>People think you are gay
>you complain about no gf all day on r9k
>>26074585
>MFW my mom once cornered me to question if I was gay
>MFW she was so convinced I was
>you always try to be a good person
>Chad just busted a phat load in her mouth
>>26074640
THAT DOESNT RHYME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>You ride your unicycle
>Chad fucks her ass-tycle
>>26072095
>you drive alone in your beamer
>while chad reams her.
Dedicated to the Supreme Gentleman.
RIP Elliot Rodger.
>you're raping her butthole
>while chad is dying on his bullethole
>I am
>confident
>but I still
>have my moments
>baby
>that's just me
>im alone on 4chan
>chads new nickname is "ass man"
>they say i smell like shit
>chad is rubbing her clit
>I'm posting on r9k on Wednesday night
>chad is asleep or texting someone or doing whatever the fuck normal people do on Wednesday night
>You bring her flowers on her birthday
>Chad fucks her in the ass
>you cant rhyme
>chads breaking her hyme
[Spoiler] Chad's a dick
>>26075295
>>26075235
>>26074640
really? did you even put about 1 second of thought into all of these?
>You know just how to make her laugh
>Chad fucks her in the ass
>you post your rare toads
>she's taking Chad's loads
>mfw I gave a good little mormon girl her first orgasm by making out with her neck
>mfw she moans in to my ear with House of Wax in the background as I use my chadmuscles to hold her closer every time she tries to squirm
>You're counting down the days to XCOM 2
>She's getting sweaty in some basement with Chad and his crew
>you're a loser neet.
>Chad is fucking her very deep
>Chad decided to make her his wife
>now you've got to take her life
>You're stroking your dick all night long
>she's getting railed by a mighty chad dong
>You turn in with tears and hug your pillow tight
>chad is making her cum throughout the night
>never had your first kiss in your late twenties you just spray goo
>stacy starts jonesing and texting when the dick drops below two
