I didn't really care about the roastbeef until you guys made me look at it like mileage, meaning how many miles of dicks she's taken.
When you enter a new relationship is it wrong to ask for a labiaplasty factory reset?
>>26065575
You can cut the flab, regardless of how much you pay.
But the mental whoreish doesnt go away
mine doesn't look like on the right and I'm a virgin...
>>26065649
THIS
I dated a virgin for 6 months and she kinda had roast beef curtains. Its a fucking myth for people who have never aseen a vagina.
>>26065681
>>26065649
Keep telling your lies roastys
>>26065649
Who masterbates constantly
>>26065681
Surre anon, she was a "virgin" *wink
>>26065649
It's good that it doesn't like a baloney sandwich but you masturbate, don't you? Depending on the size of your dildo and/or your fingers that's kind of the same as taking dick.
ITT: Misconceptions about the vagina
Chad here.
Roasty vaginer tastes like mayonnaise you faggots lol
>>26065575
It all depends on how ,much retarded the woman is.
>>26066137
Jesus christ
>it's open most of the time
>I never stopped masturbating with big toys
This woman needs to have her vagina confiscated so she can't misuse it.
>>26066198
Call VPS
>>26065840
>>26065851
yeah... it seems like it's always been that way since puberty though it's hard to remember exactly. it doesn't look anything like on the left though
>>26065575
You know that's not actually how vaginas work, right? Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
>>26066137
Oh boy, that burst of sadness and regret at the end made my day.
>I'm scared
>I don't want to be alone
>I was dumb
Feel the pain roastie.
>>26066068
I've had a roastie since I was at least 8 so I'd hope its a misconception.
>tfw your labia have the color and texture of little shriveled nutsacks
I'm disgusted by my own anatomy and these threads deepen the self-loathing so keep it up robots, you're doing god's work.
>>26065575
theres no such thing as a vagina re-tightening
Once puss is loosened its forever ruined. Roasties are just a warning symbol
>>26065575
You know the same thing is true with dicks right? The more girls you fuck the bigger it gets?
Sluts evolved to fuck other sluts. That's why you're so insecure about how small your dick is. It's natural for it to be that small.
>>26066429
Look at used up pornstars. All of those pussies are flapping in the wind
It is genetics and the way your body builds, just like how one ear can be bigger than the other, or with your feet, the outer labia can grow like that, there's an inner and outer, I've slept with some women, and while yes there were sluts with flaps and virgins with innies, it also went the other way, my first time was with a woman who had a roastie, but mind you she was a virgin. I had to try three times to put it in, the first two were painful for her, as well as another time I was with a girl who seemed to get around a lot, nearly perfect innie.
>ITT: roasties getting btfo
It's the equivalent of the manlet meme, you cannot win
