>you will never know what it feels like to be inside this.
Yeah I do, it's okay. A really good handjob is better though.
>>26061537
>good handjob is better
>watch beastiality porn
There are horses and dogs who have had sex with more girls than me
ive been in a couple, but its been so long now i forgot what they feel like
>>26061521
Looks like a lot like my gf's, actually. Must be tough being a robot.
>>26061521
True, we all forget that shit after coming out of it
Life's tough
>>26061559
Saved as fuck.
>>26061537
>>26061559
It's true though. I'd rather have a handjob from my ex than her pussy right now.
good handjob> pussy> blowjob> shitty handjob> masturbating
>>26061804
Man, I've had sex with 40+ women, and you're full of shit.
>hit 20's
>hormone's dying down
kinda wish I still gave a fuck
>>26061826
here's your response
>get out reeeee
Like a saggy damp tent that you have to push upwards as you move around in it.
Was pretty disappointing desu.
dry pussy is so hideous
>>26061521
Except I do, I have a gf we have sex like 4 times a week. Stay mad virgin :^)
I will always remember the first time I went in. One of the best moments of my life, her face was priceless.
It's not that great, robos. Just a warm feeling once you put it in and some friction for a while.It also does make the base of your dick soaked. That feels disgusting.
Doesn't feel that different from a warm lubed up onahole desu
Source: have tried both
>>26061990
>that moment when she says "oh my god you're so big"
My confidence was sky high for weeks. To this day that's the best compliment I've ever received.
>>26061559
this tbqh
damn virgins
>>26061826
Well, to be fair I've only had sex with one woman, so maybe she just gives fantastic handjobs. I dunno.
>>26061998
Kek, this. Also that smell...Yuck.
>>26061521
I came here to troll, but this is just sad.
>>26062517
OR maybe she has a disgusting pussy and/or you and/or her are bad at sex. I mean don't you come to that conclusion yourself?
first time post itt btw.
>>26061521
nice and clean. looks tight, even.
I found it exceptionally underwhelming.
Not that I expected to like sex, I don't have a drive as it is, but there's almost no sensation to it. It's tiring for no gain.
Also, as >>26061998 said it makes things go all damp.
>tfw you will never feel attraction or a sex drive
overall 0/10
tfw small pencil dick
shit, even if i put it in she wouldn't feel anything
>>26061521
That is a nice looking pussy.
>>26061990
Ditto. My first time was great.
>>26062517
>Well, to be fair I've only had sex with one woman
Vaginas vary pretty much as much as wieners do. I would agree with you inasmuch as a good handjob is better than *some* pussy. But there is some truly priceless tang out there if you can find it.
>>26062649
is that chrono trigger?
I spent 9 months in one.
>>26062733
At least by being robots we won't be cheated on or cucked
It's the logical option really
>>26062937
the uterus comes after the vaginal canal, bro
>>26061559
you've clearly not had a good handjob then. One that makes your body jolt and jump when you cum from the sensations
>>26061604
i watch it too, i'm worried it's illegal here though
>>26062996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law#National_laws
>>26061521
I bet only 1% of vaginas look that good
rimjob > blowjob > handjob > sex
>>26063032
hmm, question marks.
>>26063032
>fucking a dog is legal
>watching girl get fucked by dog online is illegal
>Finland fuck yeah
I like those sweet neetbucks government gives me though
>>26063071
speaking from experience btw
>>26061897
lol, 20s? that isnt supposed to happen to men. do you have shriveled little nuts?
>>26061998
>It also does make the base of your dick soaked
Not talked about enough. Worst is when you don't even clean up after and it dries and flakes off slowly the next day
too late.
pic related : my gf's pussy
fuck off robots
>>26063265
yes I have shriveled little nuts and I've been a very bad boy, please spank me master
>srsly, not sure what you want me to say, teenagers are hornier
>>26063515
>coming to /r9k/ to brag about having a gf
Omega.
>>26063557
Anyone can be a chad. You people are pathetic. When you meet a new person, a new girl, anybody, you can be anything you want. They will have no idea you've been a beta faggot your whole life. You can become an entirely different person. They will then project their thoughts and feelings and own person sight of you and you will become a god.
well, at least if you are white. If you are anything else, then kill yourself.
Quit rolling in your misery, lose weight, get fit, read a book, pick up hobbies, pick up chicks. It's fucking easy.
>>26061521
sex is really nice and for some reason i prefer it to a nice bj, probably because evolution has hardwired me to think that but i honestly think a nice dick suckin feels way better
>>26063515
nice imaginary girlfriend.
>>26063515
bj is better tbqh
>>26063594
Not imaginary mate. Why would I lie on a fucking anonymous board for beta faggots
>>26063600
I can't feel bj's for some reason. It sucks.
tight pussy is great though.
>>26063591
>well, at least if you are white.
but you said it was easy to be chad. you lying cunt.
>>26063615
>Not imaginary mate. Why would I lie on a fucking anonymous board for beta faggots
because you will be enjoying your gf instead of spending your time with beta faggot loser.
>>26063591
>Quit rolling in your misery
I'm not. I have a girlfriend, I'm just not pathetic enough to brag about it on /r9k/.
>>26063648
She's at work. I'm gonna go fuck her in a few hours. Besides, I used to be a robot. But then I figured out that if you are white, you can never be a robot. Jokes on you.
>>26063664
Why you so salty mate? Almost makes me believe you are lying. kek
>>26063648
>because you will be enjoying your gf instead of spending your time with beta faggot loser.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm married and I have children. Do you think that all 4chan users are virgins?
>>26063676
Not lying mate. Why would I lie on a fucking anonymous board for beta faggots
The truth is, you're a beta, you got your first girlfriend and you thought "I can't wait to show /r9k/", because you desperately need validation from somewhere and no one else gives a shit.
>>26063727
>First girlfriend
nope. Try 8. fucked even more.
You people are pathetic. LMAO Bunch of 18 year old prepubescent losers. Not even out of mommys basement yet.
>>26063448
Ugh. That is the worst.
>the smell on your underwear after the stuff dried and got encrusted to it
I'm never again not showering after sex. I'd rather kill myself to have to deal with that again.
guess who
(original comment you chink fuck)
>>26063724
Post pics of your kids.
I just got done fucking a wagie's gf. It feels good cucking him twice, money AND pussy. She said her butthole is reserved exclusively for neet master race cock. I kind almost felt bad for him when she said that but then I remembered he's just a wagie, and after experiencing how tight the poop chute was I quickly forgot all about feeling bad for him.
>>26063799
>tfw no crusty panties to sniff
>>26063745
Now you're just making shit up. You would have no reason to visit /r9k/ and say "fuck off robots" if you weren't desperately insecure. Wouldn't make any sense.
>>26063825
Not him, but who would do that?
>>26061521
Unlike you, OP, I'll never know what it feels like to be a raging shit-posting faggot
>>26063855
>projection
nice maymay. sick memes bro. you've affected my life so much. wow
>>26063799
OH GOD NORMALFAGS PLS GO
>>26062715
This desu senpai
I don't really fap since I was cut sex doesn't feel good. It's kind of like a sneeze, a building and release of pressure and the pressure going away is nice but it doesn't exactly feel good in any sense of the word. For cutlets sex is reinforced negatively while intactfags have sex reinforced positively.
>>26063799
it's funny because it's true I've never heard or read about that somewhere (the fact that you have vagina goo at the bottom of your glans after fucking)
I can add that often your dick smells very bad of stinky mouth after a blowjob (I mean it's no surprise if it has been in someone mouth for 5++ minutes)
>>26063878
>projection
But I'm not the one who did that. You are.
>>26063870
Only a retard. I'm mostly trying to bait him. And if he did, he may even have a cute loli daughter.
>tfw no gf who gets super wet to eat out
>>26063960
That's a fat piggie
gross
>>26061804
>good blow/handjob>blowjob>sex when she's on top>sex doggy>handjob>sex missionary>masturbation
I'm a lazy fuck and doing all the work ruins any enjoyment.
The best sexual experience I had was when she would slobber all over my dick followed by a good hand job, occasionally moving her tongue around the tip. When I was about to cum she wrapped her lips around my shaft and sucked me dry.
>>26063960
if a girl gets exceptionally wet I use that as lube to go anal with my fingerif you're down on them and have them moaning, they don't have the mental capacity to think of stopping you
>>26061521
How do they even shave to get it like that? Even when I've done my face with a really close shave it still looks like there is stubble everywhere.
>>26064335
hnng mine does
>>26063664
>still brings it up as a point of discussion.
>>26064341
because they have women hair
>>26064341
wax on wax off
>>26064371
>waxing your genitals
How is that even doable? Don't they just scream in pain? Doesn't the outer roast just go flap flap when they pull the wax off?
>>26064425
Just carefully, there isn't hair on the fucking lips of it
>>26064350
It was entirely in context.
>>26064469
Not true.there is hair all over my labia
>>26064667
I guess I know that feel. Over 1/3 of my shaft has got hair on it.At least it's big
>>26064667
>tfw no hairy pussy gf
>>26061521
Still prefer blowjobs.
Im lazy though
>>26063032
>fucking a dog in Malaysia is punishable by 20 years in prison, fines, and whipping
>whipping
What the fuck Malaysia
>>26064936
>Over 1/3 of my shaft has got hair on it.
same senpai, it's a pain in the ass to keep it shaved
>>26065453
pain in the dick, as it were
>>26061521
Yeah, but, I've learned to accept it.
>>26063265
>that isnt supposed to happen to men
According to a medical textbook or according to an american sitcom? Men, well most men, experience a decline in sexual desire as they age, this is a well-documented fact. And ball size doesn't have anything to do with how horny you are anyways, topkek. I hope all girls aren't as clueless as you
>>26063065
Have accessed 4.
3 looked like that.
>>26063835
>neet master race cock
What are neets packing these days?
>>26061733
WHY ARE YOU HERE?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
original tbqh
