It's so obvious,all we need is a Fightclub
I've never seen the movie. It looks pretty stupid desu
That's against the LAW, ruffian.
>>26048424
/r9k/ fight club meetup when?
>>26048446
It is stupid. And gay too!
i already look ugly, i dont want to lose teeth senpai
Honestly I really want to do this.
Anyone in the Burlington area down to fight?
>>26048480
Explains why you faggots love it so much.
>>26048469I can't tell youit's the first rule.
>>26048469
now NOAqt
>>26048424
>unironically breaks the first two rules of Fight Club
MODS
>>26048480
cool meme friendo
Don't forget what Norton did to Leto's face when he lost his temper.
That would happen to you on your first go. You'd wind up permanently disfigured.
s>>26048484
Which Burlington
>>26048446
It is actually really fucking good.
Maybe it's a bit over rated but it's the kind of movie everyone should've watched at least once.
>>26048424
Never really understood the point of fight clubs when you can easily box/wrestle/spar in gyms.
>>26048518
How pathetic of a person do you really have to be when the first thing that pops into your mind about a fictional fight club is 'You're stupid you'll get beaten I wont"
>>26048518
Implying we wouldn't just wrestle limp wristedly around with our shirts off
>>26048520
Bernie-land
>>26048544
You need to have watched it at the time. If you watch it now, your mind will be too filled with what pop culture and memes and all that shit has already told you about it.
If you had never watched V for Vendetta before, you certainly couldn't watch it now. Anonymous ruined it.
>>26048551
The fight club isnt just about boxing each other,it's a philosophy
>>26048424
Twin Cities, it is time
>>26048446
if you put on a dress and smiled you'd be a woman you pathetic sack of shit
>>26048544
You know what's not good? The scent of your penis. Wash it, boy.
>>26048595
Wish i was american
>>26048586
I watched Fight Club about four years ago and I thought it was pretty awesome.
Yeah I got a lot of references and knew half the shit that was gonna happen, but it's still a good movie regardless of your knowledge.
>>26048614
You're not supposed to tell women to smile you misogynistic sack of shit.
>>26048588
If fight club were redone it would be called "gun club" and it would involve secret shooting ranges in europe.
>>26048588
>it's a philosophy
also known as a pretentious meme
the worst kind
anyone in the Boston area down to fite me irl
>>26048639
You know what's not a good movie regardless of your knowledge? The scent of your penis. Wash it, boy. Hoo-ah.
>>26048620
I just washed it but I just can't help it. No matter how much I scrub soap against it it still reeks of pisscum. Maybe I have a dick disease.
>>26048693
You know what doesn't have a dick disease? The scent of your penis. Wash it, boy.
>>26048693
Don't let soap or shower gels touch your actual exposed dick. Wash with water.
>>26048654
Oh,you're saying that the whole ''we dont need women/we're all shits'' isnt robotish?
>>26048551
Because the point of Fight Club has nothing to do with fighting. It's nihilism, anarcho-primitivism, minimalism, and the destruction of the myth of self improvement. Above all rebellion against barren, decadent, and emasculated, modern society.
>>26048656
Im down to cuddle fampai
>>26048711
Your dad just tells you that because he enjoys the family stink while he's molesting you.
Anyone who isn't molested by his father: wash your penis with soap. You know, like we figured out while we were still living in caves.
>>26048735
Chapeau
>>26048711
Then it'll stink just the same or worse.
>>26048758me too tbqhwyf
>>26048424
There's your answer. Even a thread about starting a fight club immediately turns to incorrect penile hygiene advice. It's not going to happen.
>>26049008
y-you could teach me anon-kin :3
Anybody from Montreal ?
>>26048424
Hey, I look like Edward Norton but with 20 more pounds and a not-lesbian face.
Neeto
>>26048446
It's okay.
Overhyped by the "I'm 17 and this is deep" crowd and the object of knee jerk derision by many who don't fall into its target demographic.
I would recommend Raging Bull over Fight Club but if you have nothing better to do it's a fine way to spend your evening.
>>26048424
I wish I was
>14 years old
again
>>26048572
vt reporting in lets get at it robot
Maybe with 12 oz gloves and a ref to jump in when it's obviously over.
>>26048424
why not afuckclub instead?
>>26050436
kek trying to visualize a robot orgy right now seems like it would be quite the event
>>26050632
I'd probably be abused by some fucking faggot.
>>26048567
>limp wristedly
top kek
>>26048551
>gym
self improvement is masturbation. Now, self destruction...
>>26050632
god, can you imagine the smell? I think I'd rather hang out in a meat freezer that had lost power for a month.
>>26048711
Why the fuck not? How el de do you clean your dick?
If you want some real robot shit, just read the book.
I know normies will tell you otherwise, but the book is way better than the movie.
Alsong with The Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club was one of the only books I ever truely identified with,
>>26048656
Actual Boston or one of the suburbs?
They have fight clubs everywhere and they are called Muay Thai gyms.
>>26051414
>Catcher in the Rye
Don't tell me you identified with that fucking kid who kept calling everyone a phony?
Well I guess that is the type of person /r9k/ would be even if they're no longer a teenager.
>>26048424
>stupid movie plot somehow correates some ugly 5/10 incel's pathetic life to a 9/10 Chad
Stupid incel virgins make a cult around their new favorite retarded movie
Literally one of the worst, most delusional movies I've ever seen, to bee honest.
>in the end, the average-looking, balding, weak jawed faggot gets the QT girl
Kek, just keep dreaming, you delusional virgins. Just lol.
The entire movie premise/plot is complete bullshit.
>>26052846
Holden is the most perfect example of a robot I've come about in literature.
The people he calls 'phoneis' actually are. All the normies pretending to be someone they aren't iby nature, just to fit in with society, shit, reading this book was reading a diary of mine from the 50's.
>>26052973
Dude
Have you even read The Stranger?
Holden is for tumblr chicks who "feel so different!!1!"
Meursault is the true robot
>>26052960
/r9k/ is not the >>>/tv/ graveyard. Shoo shoo stale memes.
>>26053061
The entire movie is one retarded meme. Stop deluding yourself.
>>26053033
Re you talking about the Camus novel?
Haven't read it, but come across it in some cultural studies classes. Don't really know much about it, but I might have a look when the semester is over in a few weeks.
I don't think Holden is the tumblr type, his behavior is just too Asperger's-ish.
He's not just about being different, he's about the struggle trying to fit into society, but not finding an entry once.
Also, the part with the prostitute is something you could greentext on /r)k/.
>>26052960
>Helena Bonham Carter
>qt girl
Well meme'd, friend.
>>26053104
My negro, read The Stranger. Yes it's the Camus novel.
Every fucking girl loves Holden and projects their "quirkiness" upon the poor kid. You wanna see a detached Robot? Wanna see a true sperg? Read The Stranger. Meursault is a robot if Robots were French Weirdo's
>>26053183
Will do. Thanks for the tip, Anon.
stupid fucks forgetting the fact that this film came out before the "le edgy" meme was even a concept
>>26053122
She has a cute, compact midface, even though she played a dirty, unkempt smoker. It makes no difference she was cute and attractive back when she played the role.
>>26048735
If anyone wants to elaborate on the self improvement is masturbation thing, now would be a good time
>>26048520
The one on 75th and Carson St, next to the Sam's Club.
>>26052960
The girl was just as much of his imagination as Tyler was. You failed at watching this movie
>>26053246
Not the same guy but:
Trying to look better for others and to fit ideals is what they are raging against in the book/movie. The guys in fight clubs are ripped because they beat on each other out of contempt for themselves, their station in life and society in general. The book says that bulking up at the gym is effectively just stroking the ego and playing along. Real men are built in fights
>>26053309
Nah, the girl was real. She was his "reward" for just beeing himself.
At least that's what I inferred from it.
