>go out to a concert one of my few friends is playing in
>literal 9/10 (im very picky too) chick starts talking to me somehow
>go outside with her, smalltalk
>sperg inbound
>asks me what I do all day since I mentioned I was jobless
>sperg in 4, 3, 2, 1
>'i like to browse dank pepe memes all day'
>she's not a normie she's just into reading or whatever
>doesn't know what pepe is
>genius idea
>pull out phone with which literally has a pepe wallpaper
>put up to her face
>she says she has to go see someone
>>26047367
>memes as wallpapers
>ever
>>26047437
>literally already said im an autist
>>26041999
I went to a Dennys and there was a really cute waiteress and we actually talked for a tiny bit
After I was done with my plate, she came by to naturally pick it up, and as she extended her arm I reached out and shook her hand
I don't know why I did it, but it makes me hurt every time I think about it
>>26047527
that's painful to read
>>26047527
Shit, didn't mean to link that
>>26047555
irony is it's from the last thread i was in.
>get crushes number from a friend
>start talking
>she gives very short replys like "k" or "ya"
>dont know what to do
>just start sending her all my rare pepes
>at least 100
>mfw she never talked to me again
>>26047590
me too, thread was too weird for me tho
>>26047598
>mfw i did this and she went along with it pretending they were up for auction
>mfw after about a year admit feelings for her and she tells me it wouldnt work out because we both own opposing rare pepe markets and a merge wouldn't be a good idea
>>26047618
>too weird
>on 4chan
did you not start on /b/ with everyone else?
>>26047598
This happened to me, except I just stopped after she said "k" and "yea". Women should be appraciative of the fact I even talk to them. Fucking ungrateful little shits.
She definitely walked away because you showed her a common. Fucking newfag, even normies and females know the diff between commons and rares
>>26047696
it was #0, the most incredible pepe in history. priceless, really.i stole it
>>26047667
You sound like an entitled prick today huh?
Watched Evangelion + EoE three times.
>talking to girls
>having composure
lol
Im such a fucking autist I dont think Id even be able to say anything if some qt approached me Id probably just mumble some bullshit or awkwardly back away
>>26047638
I've been here since 2011, and yes, I spent my first couple years on /b/. Stories of guys jerking off while inhaling shit stained panties on their head don't phase me but I don't enjoy them
>>26047824
I swear, I've lost my sense of disgust/surprise. I'm labotamized.
>>26047845
yeah it's great to sterilize that sense of disgust. I think it helped with seeing my mom die last year
>>26047917
It's making me want to go into forensic sciences since i like that type of thing but used to be afraid of dead bodies.
>>26047824
>Ive been here since 2011
>want to call this guy a newfag
>realize someone from 2011 has been here for at least FOUR years
time moves way too fast, someone hold me
>>26047733
Maybe she was scared of you being a criminal because you showed her a pepe that was obviously stolen
>>26047950
you have your degree yet? seems like a good way to make a living but I don't think I'd like being around dead bodies
>>26047367
>Goes to psychologist for depression
>After the first conversation he's about to diagnose me with autism
I didn't think I was *that* autistic in the conversation.
>>26048034
more of dead girls
>>26048029
i thought they liked the badasses
>>26048034
senior year, did a victory lap (1 extra year of hs to get extra credits) and 19 now, I've taken all biology classes over the years and I do well, so on the way.
