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Dating this 6/10 Asian girl, she caught me chatting up a couple of other girls up and got really sad, I managed to calm her though and it's fine now.

Also why are Asian girls the best for practise girlfriends?
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bump

Does this still work?
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Nah it doesn't
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FUCKING REPLY TO MY THREAD REEEE
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>>26046754
>>26045763

. .. .yes tbqh. bloxed
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Asian girls are good practice girlfriends (and full time girlfriends for anime loving beta faggots) because they are easy to turn into little play things.

The end goal is to be able to handle a thick bootied Brazilian bitch, a woman like that woulda knocked those chicks on their asses and taken a shot at you.
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>>26045763
Currently practicing on an emotionally unstable FAS-looking girl. Thinking about breaking it off. She has nice tits, but she's balding, and becoming more clingy and bitchy every day. I'm afraid that if I let this go too far, when I finally break up with her, she'll try to murder me or commit suicide. She's a fucked up bitch but I feel kinda sorry for her.
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yeah, got a white /PracticeGirlfriend/ here until im ready to handle some delicious chocolate
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How to get Asian gf? They seem particularly difficult to me
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>>26046754
fuck you for being a prick to a cute deredere
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>>26046890
Just like other girls desu

The "being white helps" meme is also true... from my experience.
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Had a practice girl for 4 years and made sure to get all the requisite practice in before silently and quietly leaving her with pretty much no notice/word. It's been 2 years now and she still contacts me monthly (even though she's been dating a guy for over a year now) to try and reconnect and it's fucking hilarious every time.

Recommend you guys try doing this sort of practice break up if you get the chance and your practice girl offends you or something at some point. The tone of the messages has been pretty fucking hilarious:

>Starts off in a calm state of acceptance: "I understand that you must want time apart and that's normal and I understand"
>Starts digging: "Why did this have to end like this anyway?"
>Finally some anger: "What the fuck is your problem?"
>Threats!: "I will drive to your house. We dated for 4 fucking years the least you can do is fucking talk to me one last time"
>Apologetic / feigned reasonableness: "Okay I'm sorry it was irrational of me I was on my period blah blah can we just speak logically about this?"

Then it gets better and better

>Dirty, horny, sex-begging texts: "Can we just fuck one last time?" (as if I'd fall for that)
>"You'll never find another girl that will do anal" (psssh like the 3 times over 4 years was some big deal you practice hole)

went dark for a much longer period of time than usual and then hit me up again acting all normal like none of the rest ever happened, asking what's up, etc. then just this past week I got hit with the funniest one so far:

"Hey so I plugged my phone into my new computer and I accidentally deleted all of my photos and contacts and data.. I know you're super good with computers so do you know how I could get this back? Please help!! Thanks"

Fucking women jesus christ.
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>>26046891
Girls were pricks to me when I was fat, just getting a little revenge
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>>26046932
That's good to know, but Asian grills still seem harder to approach unless they are obviously laid-back

Maybe that's just the weeb in me but that's my feeling anyway
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>>26045763
Asian chicks that aren't Stacy are even quieter than your average robot. Chinese girls have horrible breath, though.
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>>26047107
and teeth
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>>26047127
That too, but the breath hits you first. I couldn't look a girl in one of my classes in the face when she talked because her breath was so bad. She had amazing tits though.
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>>26047035
>be a fat fuck
>people are disgusted

wow, who knew
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>>26046754
you're obviously a normalfag if you consider a 6 to be practice

i had to start at 2s and 3s, all i want is to be happy with a 5 or a 6 but they all want chad

fuck you i hate your guts seriously
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where to find practice gf phams
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>>26047242
Work place or school. If your mom's friend has an ugly daughter that can work too.
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>>26047242

Pretty much everywhere. Easier to find than real GFs because your first practice human can be any girl that you ask to be your GF and if she says no then you can be smug and know that you were just practicing getting rejected in case you have to experience the real thing some day so it just slides right off of you.

Playing the game the smart man's way.

I like coffee shops, bookstores, the library at uni and places around school generally for practice girls.
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Fuck this meme, it must've been started by roasties to garner sympathy for them because my practice gf is rich as all hell and decent personality wise, but she's in love with me and I don't feel the same for her. I literally have anything I could ask for out of this relationship but I'm still unhappy because there's hotter girls who are ultimately less interesting that I'd rather be fucking, and now that she's given me the confidence I desperately needed there's been dozens who have offered. Fuck. Haven't had suicidal thoughts in months but this meme brought them back in full force.
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>Mfw you assholes are going to be used as a practice bf by a hot girl who you planned on being "the real deal"
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>>26047368
>>26047368
>>26047368

I don't get it, Anon. You say 'fuck this meme' and blame it on Arby's but the rest of your post (rightly) suggests that the meme is actually totally true.

You're fucking falling for it or you're fucking retarded. The point of the practice gf is to get you to the point you're at now. You don't get attached to the practice gf. You move on up and fuck those hotter girls that have offered.

Don't tell me you seriously fell for a practice chick.
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>>26045763
Asians are the only type of female that look better after plastic surgery.

If you take that 6/10 and get her eyelids fixed and slap some makeup on her she becomes a 10/10
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>>26047017
>>26047017
>"Hey so I plugged my phone into my new computer and I accidentally deleted all of my photos and contacts and data.. I know you're super good with computers so do you know how I could get this back? Please help!! Thanks"

WHY DO WOMEN
DO
WOMEN
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>>26047483
Still just a poor imitation of a white woman

There are no natural asian features that are attractive
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>>26047368
I'm not memeing desu senpai
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5/10 Chinese girl. So easy

>Also why are Asian girls the best for practise girlfriends?
as a white dude they're incredibly easy to get with
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>>26047017

If this is true you are genuinely God
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>>26047450
No need to get so bent out of shape roastie.
>implying Stacy needs practice
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>>26047450
lel fuck off you salty roastie cunt
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>>26047219
This to be honest. OP went all "shit was SO cash" on us.
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No such thing as an asian above a 3/10
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>>26047609
Lots of cuties in there.
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>>26047609

Thank god.

Someone on here who doesn't have yellow fever.

Asians are pig disgusting.
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>>26047609
Forever my queen
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Thing is with asians grils is that they're either double paper bag material or 10/10s

Thing is that there's only a couple of 10/10s in asia and they're all famous bikini models because of it.
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>>26047706
A 10/10 in asian is a woman who has paid for enough surgery
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>>26047706
this thing is toasty about something.
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>>26047746
Whoa what? Is that her before the surgery in the too left? She's hot as fuck, why would she ruin herself like this?
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>6/10
>practice gf
dude I'd marry that
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>>26047548
>people still think this image is real
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>>26047017
>practice gf for 4 years
>4 fucking years
how
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>>26047830
Average Asian girls are my fetish. Way hotter than the bimbo types.
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>>26047799
its probably a shoop

not the same girl
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>"I prefer Asian women"

That's code for "I couldn't get a white girl, so I settle for the next race with pale skin". Let's face it, the reason you go after asian girls is that you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.

In order for a woman to be hot, she needs a certain kind of facial structure. Asian women cannot have this facial structure, it is physically impossible, even with surgery. I'm not bullshitting you either, let me give an analysis for you on the attractive features and why asians are not attractive:

>deepset eyes and slightly protruding brow, asian girls have a flat brow and bulging eyes like a frog or lizard
>elegant shaped nose with nasal bridge that flopes out gently, asian noses are flat and roundish and suddenly jut out the face
>high cheekbones that are well defined and slope into a narrowish face, asian women have fat and chubby cheeks that look too round and blobby
>tall (at least 5'7), but petite stature, asian women are generally short and stubby
>well defined but feminine chin, asian women have tiny chins that look weak as hell

Sorry but asian women cannot compete with white women. Fat ugly white women sure, but actual good looking ones? Asians are outclassed.


oh and let's ignore that they don't actually have pale skin bu sickly yellow skin
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>Hate their own race and every other race
>Broad, nigger like noses
>Sickly yellow skin
>Pitch black, squinty, soulless eyes
>Slinky hair
>Get plastic surgery for the purpose of appearing like a 4/10 white woman
>Still look like aliens or dolls
>As crafty, scheming and self interested as Jews (if not more so)
>As physically unattractive as niggers (if not more so)
>As physically weak as Indians (if not more so)
>Lack creativity (Fewer significant contributions to modern civilization than the Arabs)
>1 billion people live under an oppressive one party system and no one is revolting
>Not intelligent, only good at memorizing stuff
>No ingenuity and completely inept at doing anything other than following simple order
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>>26047946
White girls are disgusting anon, holy shit stop being a faggot!
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>>26047946
that asian girl is cuter
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>>26047946
lel u mad roastie? :^)))
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Asian people are unattractive because they look like people with down syndrome:

>large prominent foreheads - like downies
>flat upper lip - like downies
>epicanthic folds (technical term for the slant) - like downies

It makes sense that anyone with good, healthy genes would be repulsed by Asians.

To top off their mongoloid features, there are other problems including:

>small jaws
>bad teeth
>ugly brown eyes
>short stature
>yellow sickly skin.

Asians are just foul, awful looking creatures.

As for why, who really knows. I suspect that Asian societies being overpopulated as fuck have had less competition and thus bad genes were able to spread unchecked.

Just look at the typical Asian man, short, feminine, repulsive. You think a man like this could ever get laid in the west? of course not.

Asians are a cancer
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Please kill yourself Chad, you don't belong on this board. Please fuck off to >>>/b/ where you and the other normies belong.
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LOTR Orcs appearances were based off of East Asians

>All the orcs are often described as "slant-eyed"

>In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."
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>>26047946
>>26047971
>>26048001
>roasties on full damage control
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>>26047978
>>26047946
Was going to say this. Not a good example.
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Normie here. What exactly do you need a practice gf for? What is there to practice?

Why would a sane man waste his time on girl he doesnt even like?
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>practice girlfriend
Is this what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better about dating some gross oriental?

Im sure your "6/10" is more like a 3 at best
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jesus christ this is pathetic

im mean... you wouldnt say this shit to my face
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>>26048074
I have social autism
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>>26048001
I feel like you're the same guy that makes the threads about how Kristen Stewart looks like an evil bird man to try to stir shit up.

White girls and asians can both be qts.
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>>26047571
>>26047880

I'll be real with you guys in case it wasn't clear from the post, I definitely had feelings for her at some points of that relationship but the entire last ~2 years we barely hung out at all (living ~2 hours apart so we'd see each other like 3-4 times a month). But she legitimately started out as a 'practice gf' because I was pretty sure she'd be down for sex and I was in a religious high school so I thought it was rare and worth pursuing.

I did just silently cut off contact with her when I knew I had no interest in ever seeing her again and she's still trying to get in touch with me in the way I described.

I can admit that sometimes it's a bit depressing but I don't feel bad about it because I just find her disgusting now, honestly.

A few months ago she even used to send me these completely sincere snapchats with her stupid fucking eyebrows all fake and weird and pointy where she looked surprised, angry, and gave me a bit of an uncanny-valley vibe.

She posted similar pics on Facebook and I even got messages from people who I thought were her friends joking with me being like "LOL damn dude what did you do to her to make her think those eyebrows were okay". I was never popular but that still surprised me. Word gets around I guess.

I was mentioning it to some other people not too long ago and they all said that if that happened to them they'd probably be irreparably mentally damaged by the whole thing.
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>>26048001

Rob is that you

C'mon bro you told me you haven't been online since December
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>>26048111
>asians can both be qts.
They literally can't

moonfaces, slant eyes and wide noses aren't attractive
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>>26048113
Oh ok, I thought you're just some sociopath.
That fucking distance sure wasn't convenient, I don't think I could be bothered myself so good on you.
>I had no interest in ever seeing her again
>I just find her disgusting now
I think I understand those feelings. I don't blame you, good for you. As long as you have no regrets.
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>>26048075
If she was 3/10 she wouldn't have so many beta orbiters

>mfw she shows me them messaging her constantly

Bet one of them browses here
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>>26048248
>If she was 3/10 she wouldn't have so many beta orbiters

Most beta faggots will fuck anything, what are you talking about

anyway, post pic or I will remain right.
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>>26048285
"No", I don't need to validate myself to salty, jealous virgins on /r9gay/
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Just don't stay with your practice gf too long, fall for her, then realize you're missing out on a lot of things you used to do and have to break up after 3.5 years because she isn't happy with you either. :'(

shit sucks
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>>26048206

Haha yeah I figured it might be funnier and more Elliot-like to leave you guys in the dark but I have to be honest in /PracticeGirlfriend/ threads because I think there's genuinely some useful tips in these threads for bettering one's life.

Appreciate the good sentiment.

No regrets at all, other than the fact that it lasted 4 years to be honest. I should've felt more confident in ending it some time around the 2.5 year mark, I feel. I can't imagine life would have been meaningfully different, though.

Definitely a useful, worthwhile experience and I think it's improved my quality of life.

Honestly this will sound /edgelord/ and /sociopath/ as fuck but I also think the continual act of just rejecting someone and keeping them down (generally being harsh towards another person) is also an incredibly underrated skill. You'll get farther in life by making bridges rather than burning them but there are times when it's really useful and quite satisfying to have a backbone and to have the courage to tell someone to fuck right off and this sort of experience is excellent for helping you get to that level IMO.
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>>26048329
>jealous virgins

Kiddo PULEASE

You only ever fucked a 2/10 gook while I fucked tons of hot white and latina women
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>>26048363
>bragging about fucking tons of women online

Literally the signs of a virgin, it's ok bruh, you'll find the girl one day
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>>26048441
>he still hasn't posted his "6/10"
>y-you are a-actually a virgin!!!

Pathetic, way to prove me right and embarrass yourself
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>>26048363
>>26048441
>>26048523

Both faggot cuckolds.

More Practice tips niggas.

Anyone here find merit in practice friends or is that not necessary? Can you turn practice friends into real ones better than a gf? I don't know how to approach this one.
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>>26048523
>being this salty for no reason

That's how I can tell you're a virgin
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>>26048568
Why would I be mad at some loser that only ever had 2/10 pussy? Stop projecting and post that picture already, you have embarrassed yourself enough.

>>26048555
nice meme autismo, maybe you will lose your virginity to a 2/10 "practice girl" like the OP did.
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>>26048354
>I also think the continual act of just rejecting someone and keeping them down (generally being harsh towards another person) is also an incredibly underrated skill.
Agreed. I'm a naturally good-hearted person so I've been working on being more of a cunt to girls. Bitches sure deserve it, can't stand their bullshit.
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>>26047219
I also had the brokest looking practice gfs. I was no peach in terms of emotional intelligence, but I was cute enough for girls to blow me. It took so much fucking work to get over the hump.

Basically if you're 18-20, you have the perfect window to date a high school girl who will literally put up with anything to be with a college guy. I thankfully matured into a normie after enough fugly practice gfs. Love you guys, keep at it.
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I had an asian practice gf, but dumped her because she got boring. Now I have an asian practice orbiter. Feels good man, now k know why roasties d o it
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>>26048363
>latina
>hot
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>>26048701
Whatever bruh, actually I've already posted her desu but nobody noticed >>26047606
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>>26048555
Practice gf = ugly roasty to date so you get used to social situations and become a normir
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>>26048834
Are you trying to tell me you are not into that bunda? Very low energy.

>>26048842
So I guess I was right then, could have just admitted it.
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>>26048884
Puerto Ricans have ruined all Latina women for me
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Would craigslist be a viable way to get a practice mom gf?
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>>26047946
>disgusting engorged nose
>flabby fat cheeks
>awful hairy eyebrows at that age
This "White people resemble anime" meme needs to die quicker
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>>26048884
>implying she's not a 6/10 asian
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You can't just generalize like that anon. I recently started dating an Asian girl. I was looking for a monogamous relationship, but she's slutting around with like 5 guys. She told me I was her favorite... yeah. Who's the cuck now? I need to find someone else...
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>>26048842
Looks like gollum senpai, looks like a cartoon goblin, looks like smug michael jackson, she looks like she walked into a wall, she shaped like a dog toy, that bitch made a candles, she suck dick like she bobbing for tic tacs, she got eyebrows like a blurry man, she look like a brontasaur, that bitch chin look like an igor hump
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how to obtain average/below average practice gf?

go up and say

"hey your cute i came to say hello who are you?"

just say whatever? what say?
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>>26049101
>>>/r/eddit/niggerpeopletwitter
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>>26049221
Probably. Try it senpai
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>>26045763
this racial thing associated with looks and personality is it real or just a meme i cant tell anymore

fcking ay
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>>26045763
>got really sad

Oh no ;__;
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>>26047946
>There are people who still fall for this pasta.
That being said if I were white I wouldn't racemix.
>but since I'm not.
Asian qts everywhere.
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>>26048772
>Basically if you're 18-20, you have the perfect window to date a high school girl who will literally put up with anything to be with a college guy.
Seriously guys do not undermine your power. Especially if you're from a small town and are studying at a big uni elsewhere etc.
Get dat ptp
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>>26046876
impeccable taste famu
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>>26047609
Those are gooks gooks are the worst and even then there still cute ones in there.
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>>26047706
That's more like white girls.
>horse-faced
>big-nosed
>man-jawed
>wide-shouldered
>man hands
>some significant percentage black ethnicity
No thanks senpai.
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