How to bait other boards
>/a/
Post a generic Cowboy Bebop picture and say "Is there anything that compares?"
>/tv/
Post a picture of Django Unchained saying it's the best movie since Donnie Darko.
>/mu/
Start a hip hop thread and accuse everyone who replies with something negative of being a "degenerate metaltard"
Any other blueprints?
go on /pol/ and say "my wife's son"
>>26043246
Oh fuck that's a good one
>>26043232
GOT YOU
My servants are already warning other boards that robot bait is coming so everyone will sage you!
SAGE
/thread
>/pol/
Post anything that is against their hive mind views
>/co/
Post anything relating to /pol/ or Steven universe
>>26043246
Thats kinda funny actually. i think they know its a meme at this point
>>26043246
I see that here more than there
>/r9k/
complain about something. when someone gives advice call them a normie
>/r9k/
"last night me and my gf... "
>/fit/
"SS lmao enjoy trex mode"
I don't post on many boards
>>26043232
>/co/
Mention Steven Universe at all. Maybe spice it up by calling it the best show of 2015 or talk about how it revitalized Cartoon Network.
>/G/ buy prebuilt or say AMD processors are better
>/m/
complain about how Tomino is one of the worst writers ever
>/vr/
talk about multiemulation machines like the Retron 5
>>26043232
>/ck/
state a preference for anything, ever, at all
>>26043232
Go on /pol/ and say for example
"You can only post this thread if you... (national tragedy here)"
e.g. "You can only post in this thread if you bombed Berlin"
>/v/
Talk about videogames
>/sci/
>post anything
>ANYTHING
>/ck/
post about joey or jack
>/int/
be canadian, indian, or portuguese
>/pol/
pretend to be from russian and call out slavaboos
>/mu/
Do literally anything. /mu/ is the final word in shitposting, where everyone is a troll and every post is bait
>>26043246
A word of caution
This is so overused on /sp/ that it gets 0 unironic replies anymore
Bait smart, friends
>/g/
Say something about windows 10 being free
>>26043286
ss causing it isnt a meme though
>>26043232
>/a/
Post a generic X anime picture and say "Is there anything that compares?"
>/tv/
Post a picture of X saying it's the best movie since Y
>/mu/
Start a X thread and accuse everyone who replies with something negative of being a "degenerate Ytard"
FTFY
>/gif/
Start a trap thread
I literally only come to 4chan to troll normies haha this thread is great keep em coming boys
>>26043293
>that gif
That's pretty sexual for a kids show, huh? The animation is nice and smooth tho
>/tg/
Just praise Game Workshop.
>/mlp/
bitch about "the good old days" of the board
>/b/
complain about newfags
>/g/
actually install gentoo
>>26043232
Skyrim has better lore than Morrowind.
Fallout 3 is overall a better game than New Vegas.
PS4 is the new jock console due to COD exclusivity.
>>26043455
I swear /mu/ is the biggest cesspit on this whole site. I don't know how they manage it but that board always provokes repulsion.
That being said how does one bait /g/ ?
>>26043518
>trying to bait the OP of a bait thread
Cmon man are you that bored?
>/pol/
Say something that is politically correct
>/his/ or /co/
Say something that isn't politically correct
>>26043528
these bitches are on each other 24/7, watch the show. p good even without all the waifu fluff.
Despite all of this /rk9/ is still the easiest board to bait
>>26043593
Ask them why they waste their time building a when there are great products like Alien Ware already on the market.
>/his/
Take a war, an European one is better, and tell that the loser actually win
>>26043613
the thin one is cute, purple one literally looks like a gorilla in that pic. I assume that's the point though
>>26043619
>/rk9/
into the trash it goes
/ic/ - say loomis is a shit method
>/r9k/
post about neetcucks or wagecucks
>>26043593
Post anything related to praising apple, or anything related to bashing apple.
Guaranteed 100+ replies
>>26043628
Too obvious m8. Maybe criticizing linux's game support?
>>26043634
This just reminded me. Say the european broadsword beats the katana since it was the weapon that colonized the world. Gotta post this bait on the right board tho.
>>26043643
>gorilla
kek
She's suppose to be somewhat tankish. She's pretty qt.
>>26043653
Another good one for /ic/ is to reply to someone's work and say they "overstylized"
>r9k
i didint had sex in weeks!
>pol
supporting refuges anything, need a flag like sweden canada
>v
shit talk dark souls
>b
make a steam giveaway for dubs thread, post contact info
>>26043232
Let's bait /pol/
>>26043665
This is one of the biggest triggers for the thinkmeme crowd. They can't stand video games.
>>26043593
Start a discussion about operating systems, especially GNU/Linux.
>r9k
Tick tock, another day another dollar, mush mush
>>26043651
You just took the bait amd proved my point retard :^)
>/k/
Ask how to reload a clip on a gun
>>26043293
>>26043270
Why does /co/ hate Steven Universe? I think it's breddy gudd.
>>26043694
Post NEET threads.
They really care about muh contributions to muh country.
>>26043398
you need some fucking masters degree to post there apparently
>>26043727
Okm8 u rly got me good
>>26043689
>/v/
best thing to do is to shit talk nintendo. like post a thread with a wii u, saying it has no games and
>it's ok when nintendo does it
guaranteed replies
>>26043785
the reddit mods will ban you for flamewar
>/k/
>criticize any firearms manufacturer and someone will reply
>be a fuddy dud (libtard variety)
>300 replies, bump limit, stays on front page a day and a half
I really wish I were joking
>>26043800
yeah, they ban you for everything there, i have even been banned for opening simple spyro threads
>>26043734
This in addition to >>26043810
> /asp/
/Roman Reigns general/
>>26043232
>/a/
But that's not how you bait /a/, OP.
Just post something like "there is no reason not to stream in 2016", or "Vlc is the best video player for anime", or post something from KissAnime.
>>26043735
There are many things that trigger /co/ about Steven Universe:
1) obvious lesbian implications with the gems (even the ones that aren't making out)
2) steven is the shield carrier, while connie holds the sword
3) steven is portrayed as an actual kid in the first quarter - half of the 1st season
4) don't like all the songs
5) "tumblr" and "the jews" are behind it
6) most of the main characters are female
I can go on desu.
I just LOVE the concept of fusion. Can't wait to see the temple fusion or the diamond arc play out.
>>26043859
Ah that makes sense.
I fucking love that show though.
>/v/
Say anything..... at all.
>/r9k/
put female anywhere and instant 300 replies
>/lgbt/
Post articles from gendertrender or transgenderreality
Accuse MTFs of AGP
Ask MtFs how it feels that they'll never be REAL women
MtFs are so easily trolled it's absurd.
>>26043232
how do you bait s4s?
>>26043232
>/b/
Just mention black people, or any race other than white.
>>26044575
[s4s] has transcended bait, a lone robot would be entirely out of his/her league.
>>26044585
no, they have to be fucking white girls as well.
>>26044595
yeah but like, how would you do it even in theory?
there is no continuity to anything there, it's just work safe /b/
>>26043859
>>26043735
Along with all this the show had several threads early on to which people complained about.
Their complaining ended up making others and the mods view it as the next MLP disaster so the anons requested a board be made or it gets banned from /co/ during hiatus
So whenever it's on hiatus discussion about the show get booted to /trash/
Even with generals now people still complain
To trigger /x/ Bring up Big Foot, Elisa Lam, Dyatlov Pass Incident and any shitty RP spook story
>>26044575
[s4s] is literally the easiest to bait:
posting a roll thread, using the words faggot and nigger or posting anime threads are sure-shots
>>26044650
you could try saying something mean, but that's also just something they play around with
you can't bait something that's name "sh*t 4chan says"
>/fit/
Post an /r9k/ styled thread...for example why becoming jacked for getting girls when skelly models can fuck pretty much whoever they want
>/co/
Post a thread about Teen Titans Go or one of past/upcoming superhero movies(expecially BVS or Man of Steel)
/pol/
Something about egyptians being black
/g/ post a well thought out argument on why the iPhone 6s Plus is the best phone available
It's true
>>26044481
Make an intersex thread
>>26044481
Gays often dislike women so it's pretty easy to provoke the gay male indigenous into conflict with them.
>>26044941
It sacrifices everything beyond the most basic functionality for style and branding. It's also a textbook walled garden and hideously expensive for the piece of dogshit you get.How is
>/r9k/
post this image, it's the easiest thing imaginable
>/gif/
when in a big dick thread, start talking about how size doesn't matter/how size matters. make sure to state your own size, instant derail.
Or when in an anal thread post a bunch of shit about how anal is dangerous and bad for your body and shit.
>/d/
complain about the amount of futa on the board
>>26045299
forgot to post the image
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>>26043232
>/a/
So many fucking options. Say "favorite anime?" and post a pic of dead space downfall. Or claim Re-L's dialogue is badly written and Ergo Proxy is pretentious garbage. Endless fun.
>>26045254
An iPhone has all the functionality of an Android phone without being a buggy, laggy piece of shit. It costs more because everything about it is better; better display, better battery, better sound DAC, better camera, MUCH better processor, better build quality, better OS, etc. You get what you pay for.
/sp/
>Is Cam Newton the best QB ever?
/pol/
>Did the Holocaust happen?
>>26043619
You've never been fishing in /k/ have you?
>>26045357
>iPhone
>better camera than Android
>>26043232
Go on /sci/ and talk about how great Neil DeGrasse Tyson is.
>/v/
Take a twitter screencap of any self proclaimed "Gaming journalist" and start the thread with: Are they right?
I like how those are multi use baits
That /a/ example works wonders on /co/
And Django unchained pisses off /pol/ because it's clear black pride waving.
>>26043232
>/g/
1.When someone asks what linux distro to use
Say n00buntu, and recommend Arch linux afterwards.
2. Post questions about pc gaming products.
>/jp/
There are several methods. (Not in order)
1. Spell KanColle with a small C (Kancolle)
2. Say KanColle killed Touhou
3. Get any info wrong about Japan.
>/v/
Talk about girls appearance in western games vs eastern games
>>26045496
I'm gonna mention Django unchained every time there's a /pol/ thread on some unrelated board.
Thanks for the tip.
>>26043400
why Portuguese?
>>26045348
>Ergo Proxy is pretentious garbage.
Isn't it though?
>>26045611
T. Alberto Barbosa
BringingBackTheRobotWasAMistake
>>26045635
>Isn't it though?
They're in denial about it, just try you'll see.
>/k/
Criticise any gear thread where they post plate carriers/body armour and whoever has it as a tryhard faggot.
Ask them why civilians need such equipment for their little gun hobby.
Honestly /k/ is ferociously stupid and will bite at anything.
>/r9k/
>post 6/10 girl
>say "tfw no 4/10 gf"
I do it like almost every day and it never fails to get replies. I have no idea why.
>>26045611bloxbloxblxo
>any board
mention Trump
>>26045833
>any Trump
mention board
