>while you spend your nights alone, Rex Thunderknot gives her the bone
>>26041802
I'm liking this new meme about Stacies fucking dogs to express the truth famn
>while you drink all alone to stop being sober
>she's down on all fours getting licked by her rover
>You post about how feminists make you sick
>meanwhile she's training Rex what to lick
>while your days of loneliness never end
>she's been taking it from man's best friend
>tfw no shy fembot gf who lost her virginity to her dog
>>26041802
Rate my puper.
He has a great knot
>>26042005
Thats a cute dog.
>>26042005
Thats a hot dog
>>26042005
Dogs jacked
>>26042005
I'd let that dog fugg me tbqh
>>26042121
No. this is a hot dog
>>26041839
I'm looking forward to Buzzfeed and HuffPo articles on "Top 10 Reasons Sex With A Dog Is SO Much Better Than With A Man"
>>26042005
Those triceps are huge. Dude probably benches twice as much as me. I can just imagine him whooping my ass and giving my girlfriend his BCC (big canine cock). Why do the canines get to have all the fun?
>>26042005
mirin triceps tbqh family
>TFW you are a Stacy who fucks Rex thunderknot
>you are home alone, left to rot
>while Fido teaches her to love the knot
That girl is sooooooooo fucking hot baka senpai why does she need to fuck Sparky thunderknot
>>26042355
She wants to I think is the message here.
Would you, /r9k/? She doesn't care what you look like and is always up to fuck.
>>26041802
>Rex Thunderknot
oh my sides
>while you cry in bed, alone and sick
>doggie makes her play fetch his stick
>>26041802
>Rex Thunderknot
o am i laffin
>You will never be a depraved, smoking hot teenage tease
>You will never be batshit crazy enough to become obsessive over your dog's behavior
>You will never misinterpret the last shreds of his bestial nature as an act of physical dominance
>You will never willingly become submissive to your dog simply because of the sick thrill of letting an animal be in charge of your living space
>You will never be panting like a bitch in heat as you back up towards him, on all fours as you softly call his name with every wag of your soft, wobbly, tight, virgin ass
>You will never go cross-eyed as your massive, drooling, furry, oversized killer of a dog buries every inch of his fat, sopping wet, pre-oozing, twitching, scarlet red dog cock into you.
>You will never post on Facebook about your Girl's Night In with your dog, putting up a picture of you smiling next to him as he secretly humps you into the ground, your friends and relatives unknowingly commenting how cute you both are just as his knot presses in.
>>26043864
>you will never be a cute, feminine tranny that gets her ass knotted by her dog every night giving you an endless chain of prostate orgasms, leaving you on all fours, panting from exhaustion, while your dogs swollen knot and penis is lodged inside your boipussy with your small feminine penis oozing a long string of cum that ends in a big sticky puddle of semen on the floor
>>26043355
absolutely not
this is fucking original dumb cunt system
>>26043355
Horse cocks> horse pussy
>>26043738
o am i 14
>>26042005
How does a doge get this jacked srs
>>26042220
*White Man
ftfy
>you take him to pets-mart
>............. .......... ... her fart
(cant think of anything, plz help)
>>26044260
thats from pounding da white booty
>while look desperately for your future wife, doggy gives her the ride of her life
>>26044260
wut is phootoshoot
>>26044331
>you take him to pets-mart
>he makes her pussy fart
This thread: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dog
>>26042005
Jacked Russle
All i want is a cute petite gf that sucks my cock while Rover plows her asshole is that too much to ask for?
