i have a crush on my neighbor
she's kinda crazy. like, she rambles and i can't understand what she's saying. totally incomprehensible. but she acts really sweet to me. should i bake her some cookies or something?
what would you do r9k?
Baking cookies sounds like a pretty great idea, senpai. She'll probably invite you in
Keep thy distance, robot.
Jibbery talking people are ALWAYS trouble.
>>26036782
But she's so cute :c
She invited me over for tea tonight. I'm gonna bring the cookies then.
>>26037356
Sounds like a good idea, I encourage you
>>26036744
How qt is she OP?
Post pic of face
>>26037418
She's really cute. 21, about 4'9, and skinny. She has blond hair and blue green eyes.
>>26036744
>OP murdered by psychopathic schizophrenic bitch
>Eh, he's a cuck anyway
>>26037498
She doesn't seem violent at all.
>>26037549
That's why I said psychopathic
>>26037498
>having a date with a cute girl AND finally getting off the ride
Best evening ever
>>26037570
She's just a little strange.
>>26036744
>what should I do?
She's crazy, don't do anything
>nah she's cute!
It probably won't end well
>I'm going to anyways
Why did you even bother asking?
>>26037722
>what would you do r9k?
he just wanted our opinion of what we would do before he fucked his life over
>>26037494
>4'9
that's fucking disgusting
are you a manlet?
>>26036744
ADVICE THREADS BELONG ON >>>/ADV/
EAT EIGHTEEN COCKS AND DO A BACK FLIP ONTO YOUR OWN DICK FAGGOT
>>26037780
I'm 5'2
>>26037789
This isn't an advice thread
>>26037824
>5'2
Good. Interracial breeding between dwarfs and humans is not a good idea
>>26037896
I couldn't breed with her if I tried.
Are you also female?
Original comment totes ma goats
>>26038140
Yep.blah blah blah
>>26036744
Can we have some cookies too OP?
Put them on a nice plate and timestamp with "cookies for r9k".
pls
>>26038321
I'm not making the cookies for a few hours but I can do this.
>>26038429
Cookies now pls.
>>26038556
I gotta go buy cookie dough.
>>26039393
>buy cookie dough
IS THIS NIGGA FOR REAL
>>26039917
???
I don't keep sugar at home so I couldn't make cookies from scratch. I doubt she'll tell the difference anyway.
