Are cyborgs still allowed on /r9k/?
>playing video games, off today and tomorrow, work 2nd shift in fast food
I have nothing to do in my free time really. Anyone else got similar feels right now?
Cyborgs aren't real m8.
Anyone claiming to be a cyborg is just a normalfag with a special snowflake complex.
Fuck off.
>>26032143
Why are you upset?
>>26032143
Cyborgs exist in a social purgatory.
Too normal for /r9k/
Too /r9k/ for normies
They fit in nowhere.
>>26032108
I'm so close to being a cyborg. I feel like if I had a job and had an income, plus a car and a license, I'd hit cyborg status.
>>26033137
>Too normal for /r9k/
>too /r9k/ for normies
You will never have someone to play warhammer with and do all the voicesat least I got qt3.14 asian gf
>>26033864
>>too /r9k/ for normies
>at least I got qt3.14 asian gf
you're just a fucking normie
>>26033864
>girlfriend
You are a filthy normalfag
>>26033864
If you were too /r9k/ for normies you wouldn't have been able to get a gf.
I would consider myself a cybrog but I'm still a kissless virgin. I can only be normie enough to blend in, I can't thrive in a social setting. This is what I mean by social purgatory and I think about suicide daily.
You don't know these feels.
>>26033894
>>26033913
>>26033932
I love how cut you kids get over someone finding a girlfriend but still feeling left out of society. I'd say you're all the normalfags. Spending your day glued to an electronic device no doubt your smart phone. You're just as isolated as the "normies" you hate.
Putting your dick in a pussy changes nothing. But whatever you guys get off on wallowing in your despair so I won't say anymore to upset the caner.
>>26034059
It's not about putting your dick in a bleeding hole it's about the fact that you managed to have a genuine connection with another person
Im a chad and i browse r9k for dun
>>26034059
If you don't like wallowing in your despair why else then did you come here?
>Putting your dick in a pussy changes nothing
It means you fullfilled your genetic purpose at least once in your life. You have no idea how bad it feels not to, especially as the years pile on. You cannot empathize because it's something you've never experienced, just as I cannot understand what sex and love must have felt like.
We cannot exist on the same board. normies need to go and stay go
>>26034075
What about people that have since lost that genuine connection? Where do you draw the line?
>>26034114
>Secret club bullshit
Whatever give your meaning, dude
>>26034152
It does give us a little meaning, dude. Why do you think we hate your type so much?
You don't belong here.
>>26034170
>You don't belong here.
>Implying I wasn't in an asylum for two years for attempted murder
No one "belongs" here. The only difference between us is that I no longer had anything to lose and went for it. You're just some kid who thinks it's easier to give up and avoid being hurt. Your life is infinitely easier than the "chad" and "stacy" you despise.
>>26034255
You went to an asylum because your a weak person who couldn't cope with things in his life. You let a disagreement become so grievous that you tried (and failed) at killing someone.
You would rather try to fit in with internet social outcast than just move on to reddit like a good little normalfag
>>26034114
>waaaah my life is the worst no one can understand my suffering
Fuck off back to tumblr. If your biggest problem in life is tfwnogf, you are living on easymode.
>>26034520
>If your biggest problem in life is tfwnogf
It's not. And that fact that you say that proves me right.
tfwnogf is the one issue that brings cohesion and this board together.
>>26032143
>Cyborgs aren't real m8
For you.
>>26034576
Then tell us what your problems are and why nobody can understand your suffering, you male tumblrina?
