I currently teach English in Taipei under the table. White, 27 years old, and swimming in Asian pussy. I used to be a robot but I escaped.
AMA
Do you have a degree? How did you get such a job? What's your housing situation like?
>>26027426
I have a bachelor degree in criminology from a western school. Here in Taipei you do not need to have a degree to teach English. Just knowing English can get you a relatively good job with 20-35$/hr pay and some private teachings even being 60$/hr for the more revered teachers.
I teach under the table so I am here not even on a work visa. If you get a work visa you have to bind yourself to Taiwan's policy of being offered a job before visiting the country, which can get you lower pay and you will have to work longer hours.
I teach privately and make 25$/hr adjusted for US dollars. The pay is great because the cost of living here in Taipei is relatively low compared to most countries.
I teach by contract. I have a contact here who helps find work for me.
My housing is great. The cost of living here is cheap and what you get is pretty awesome. My rent is just over 1500/month but my area where I live is fucking awesome. You wouldn't believe this city. It's amazing.
>>26027538
Is it like teaching in the mainland where teaching without a degree can run you a huge risk of being deported or fined? If not, can you offer some advice on how to find a good teaching job in Taiwan?
>>26027620
No. There is almost no way you will get caught, plus they wouldn't deport you anyway because you will be there under a tourists visa. Taiwain's policies are pretty lax.
Nobody here gives a rats ass if you have a degree or not except for some private schools and universities where a masters degree would be required. Those are extremely revered jobs though. You will be making six figures working that gig for sure.
Your biggest asset will be the internet. Of course it depends on what you want to do. English teaching is in heavy demand in Taiwain, so people are willing to do things under the table and do anything necessary to have you. It's an extremely in demand job and there is an endless supply of work.
>>26027720
How many hours a week do you work? Do you have a close relationship with your colleagues? How did you meet all these hot girls you've been hooking up with? I'm guessing they must really be into tall white men who fit their ideal, right?
>>26027369
There's gotta be some downside to this, please present a complete picture of your life/situation.
How do you get laid? Bars? Girlfriends or random lays? How is the, dare I say it, "hook-up culture" in China?
>>26027851
Clubbing, paktor, tinder, walking down the street. I can just be sitting in a cafe sipping on some coffee and girls come and talk to me. Everyone is very interested in white people here. It's a very westernized society.
I generally work 25-35 hours a week. Work hours are lax. I don't really have any relationship with colleagues since I mainly work alone. My employers just assign me duties and go to x and do x for an x amount of time. It's quite simple really.
But if you are interested in beautiful tall pale asian women, Taiwain is definitely the place to be. It has the most beautiful natural women in all of Asia.
>>26027888
Honestly the downside would be almost being killed once. I drive a scooter and road laws are pretty crazy here sometimes. Other than that, I am perfectly happy living here. The food is fucking phenomenal. The pussy is even better. what more can I ask for really?
>>26027940
You named it all really. Taipei and Taiwain girls love to hook up with white guys...
They tell me I have beautiful eyes all the time, that I'm so dominant, so tall, so handsome. They love my hair color too (brown). They will do anything to get away from the norm which is your average asian guy. (black hair, black eyes etc)
They are the wheels in the relationship too. They cook for me, even offer to pay for a date, lunch, etc. It's great. I could talk all day about the girls here.
honestly just come here and find out....
>>26028006
>even offer to pay for a date
nice fantasy
women here never do that
>>26028006
>Honestly the downside would be almost being killed once. I drive a scooter and road laws are pretty crazy here sometimes. Other than that, I am perfectly happy living here. The food is fucking phenomenal. The pussy is even better. what more can I ask for really?
I mean like, is this what you want to do long term? How many years do you want to stay there? If not forever then what do you want to do after? Will you marry a Taiwanese girl, have children, raise them there?
>>26028075
Hell yeah.. I am only 27 years old. My bachelor days are far from over here.
I am thinking about attending school here and finishing up my masters degree and then finally officiating my work visa.
>>26027369
How did you get started (moving to Taiwan, finding an agent, etc)?
Did you have to learn any mandarin before moving to Taiwan?
Any advice on how to start?
>>26027888
>There's gotta be some downside to this,
Aids.
That anon who went to China and got aids from losing his virginity. But that was China, not Taiwan.
Good for you OP. Western women are selfish stuck up whores and glad you went somewhere where the women are still feminine and normal.
>>26028120
I took Chinese classes all throughout my stint in university. Living here teaches you the most though. I can read and speak rather fluently. Here in Taipei almost everyone speaks almost fluent English though.
Most girls here interested in white guys already speak English.
Where to start? Save up 2,000-4,000$. Know English. And just come over. You won't be able to get anything done unless you are over here. Believe me. Life is simpler over here
There isn't some big trick or information I'm hiding from you. Just knowing English will get you started on a career path. There are an endless number of job offers. Agent comes later.
Are girls there actually more wife material than ones here, or is that a fantasy?
>>26028186
Not a fantasy. It is reality over here.
Chivalry still exists here. The girls are angel like. They are very clingy though, but most guys like that I think. They will go out of there way to try and make you like them.
Plus they are super tight and love any cock over 5 inches.
>>26028160
I'm seriously considering bailing the US. Do you have a contact email?
>>26028232
Not any I would ever post on /r9k/ my good anon :)
If you are looking for a life change both exciting and positive, I definitely recommend coming over though.
It's an easy gateway to a better life.
but chinks are ugly
>>26028305
Oh hell no they aren't. Great firm bodies. No girl here is fat. skinny tight bodies with feminine features and beautiful pale skin.
Unless you just hate all Asian girls. In that case, fuck you
Where do you live in Taipei OP? I went to Taiwan back in 2014 under a government contract back when they had all the anti-government riots. The gov put me up in a swank place like a block away from the Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial in the Zhong Zhen district. I spent 8 months in Taiwan and had some of the best times ever. It's a really nice place to decompress and unwind for a few months, though I defiantly wouldn't recommend spending more than a year there to any anons in the thread. Sadly, Taiwan is a dying country even with the independence party winning the most recent election. There's an air of desperation in Taiwan with most people trying to get out since there really isn't any future there. This is doubly true for any robots living there with a residency permit. Still though, GOAT place to crash if you're moderately resourceful. Grills aren't as attractive as some other places in Asia, but defiantly top tier. It's the comfiest city in Asia by far (aside from the driving but that's a shit fest all across Asia).
>>26028232
>>26028160
Same here.
I've been interested in learning Mandarin and rather than paying for classes I'd rather learn via immersion.
I just graduated with a shitty BA in Zoology and am having terrible luck finding a job.
>>26028133
>feminine
stop trusting everything this guy says especially >>26028229 where he describes girls here as being like angels or that >>26028348 none of them are fat when the country is facing a rising obesity problem
do you not think there are relationship problems outside of the west? women here are just as brash as they are over seas.
the guy probably does not even know a single line of taiwanese or mandarin
Pic very very very related, op. I suggest you start with the youtube video
>>26028389
>10/10 chink literally 1 in 2 billion that looks like a white guy making a video about white guys stealing his women
KEK
>>26028447
Feel free to click on the other links. Mr. LBH
>>26028389
Oh yeah I forgot about this, if you're in Taiwan and don't teach Engrish everyone will still hate you because they assume you're one of the no-skill faggots who just came to Taiwan to teach English because you couldn't hack it back home. If you are a skilled expat MAKE IT KNOWN! Start convos by saying you aren't an English teacher.
>>26028463
China is not Taiwain. Mainland is completely different.
>>26028389
This is how i feel when i see yellow fever fags and overseas ppl teaching in china. Could LBH be the new tiktok wagecuck meme?
>>26028493
Lets not dabble in semantics, LBH
>>26028104
Nice.
I really want out of the US. I just really, really want out. Is there any demand for Android developers there?
this pretty much describes it to a T
>>26028133
>women fucking with random foreigners
>feminine and normal
>>26028545
Meh, the tech industry in Taiwan is dying. HTC has gone to shit. Read the second half of my earlier post >>26028371.
Taiwan is dying as a nation, its economy is stagnant and shutting down. People fear that while Taiwan is separate from the mainland right now, that will soon change.
>>26028389
I'm sure OP here really feels bad that there are chinks men that don't particularly like him coming and fucking all the women.
How much Chinese did you know when you went out there? How can you teach someone if you can't communicate?
>>26028585
Not the point here. The point is in the keyword. Hes a LBH. Let that sink into your head for a moment
>>26028585
OP here. I'm not even replying to the baits.
I'm quite happy with my life, and I'm not even a loser. So it's a menial bait attempt at best.
>>26028597
I knew enough to make basic conversations and get across day by day. You learn as you are there though.
>>26028633
>I used to be a robot but I escaped
Please
>>26028658
The key word is escaped.
One can be a loser and escape being a loser.
Are you mental?
>>26028633
Where do you live in Tapiei, I was there for 8 months.
>>26028677
>>26028559
Refer to pic
Grasping at the straws
>>26027369
>>26028006
I'm a black dude who moved here and it's bomb as fuck. Japan was funner desu
>>26028688
Shilin district? Where else.
I was thinking of moving to Tainan. There is a girl there that I love very much and she wants to settle down with me.
>>26028389
I wouldn't even consider this an insult. If I'm a loser and can have a better life somewhere else, why would I not do that? Seriously considering doing something similar to OP.
>>26028740
Tainan a shit, real talk. I lived right by the Chang Kai-Shek Memorial in the Zong Zhen district, I'm this guy >>26028371.
>>26028006
What if you aren't a white guy?
>>26028788
Have you been to Tainan? I have not.
I might try and get her to move in with me in Taipei.
>>26028006
That does sound great. My uncle married a Taiwanese woman who popped out three kids and still looks great for her age (more than ten years younger than my uncle). Perhaps I should continue the family tradition.
>>26028751
because being a big fish in a small pond.
I know that feeling well. I went to malaysia with my friends. But settling there because you couldnt make it in your home country... Hmmm
>>26028809
Tainan is nice in the winter.
Taiwan 1/?
Taiwan 2/?
>english teacher
>spells "definitely" as "defiantly"
die
>>26028912
Hence LBH
>>26028923
/r/asianmasculinity please fuck off
>>26028832
Any sons? Do they look like little Elliots?
>>26028805
Then get holocausted
>>26027369
You've got me interested. I want to visit just for the women now. I am 5'7' have blue eyes, but I kinda look like a little bitch (Young Face) even though I have only alpha interests. I speak no Chinese but am really open minded and pick up social cues easily. I talk to women very comfortably I just can't attract them, in the U.S. at least. I feel like traveling alone would deter women though.
OP, What are the odds of Taiwan taking my virginity?
Taiwan 3/?
all OC from a recent trip. will be going again in the future, love Taiwan.
>>26028923
Shouldn't you be making a thread about how Chad didn't fuck you, roastie? Don't be upset that potential providers are you going after actually feminine women.
All right Mr. Anon, you've convinced me. I'll spend 2016 saving up and 2017 will begin my life in Asia. My shit is just truly fucked up in America, I am definitely not coming back if I leave.
>>26028809
I'd been all over Taiwan because of my work. I worked as a contractor for the government during and after the 2014 anti-government riots. Tainan is fine, but Taipei is the best place to live in Taiwan hands down. Kaohsiung is probably the second best. That being said, I had a nice place in Taipei free of charge, living in Tainan might be more affordable for you in the long run.
Taiwan 4/?
>>26028980
>>26028956
>>26028967
>"Loser back home" is a label affixed to an expatriate who was a loser in his home country and attempts to craft a new, more glamorous and interesting identity for himself in his new country of residence where no one knows him and the locals are unable to read the cultural signs which mark him as a loser. This often entails knavery, clumsy seductions of local women, public intoxication, and generally shameful behaviour that tarnishes the reputations of all the LBH's fellow expats, causing them to be viewed forever after with suspicion and distaste. Like an alien entering into our atmosphere, we would be captivated by it's differences and oddities, but far from our minds would be the label of a loser no matter how different they seemed.
http://www.gzstuff.com/profiles/blogs/i-saw-someone-make-a-comment-about-a-loser-back-home-a-few-days
>>26029013
Got any pictures with girls?
Lets see em baby. clubbing?
>>26028967
Pretty easy. I'm like a 2/10 in America, but a 6/7 in Taiwan.
Literally everyone there is an ugly gook and I am slightly less ugly gook-tier.
It's nice.
i'm doing the same shit in vietnam
godspeed op
>>26029032
And... Its already proven
>>26029034
>>26029042
>>26029032
>If I keep posting it over and over again maybe that'll help!
5/?
Taiwan has the best motorcycling roads i've ever been on. Also lots of small gokart/motorcycle tracks if you're in to motorsports...
do they shave?
>>26027369
How did you do it? Tell us please
/r/asianmasculinity is so fucking salty hahahaha
>>26029032
Posting LBH maymay on r9k.
That's like going into a class full of retards and yelling "you're all retarded".
>>26029032
Asian people want to learn English; Western losers want a better life. I don't get the hate, it seems like a good exchange.
>>26029034
what if i'm half chinese/half white? is that exotic enough or does it depend on my complexion? to be clear i don't really lean to either side, i'm pretty much right in the middle. my eyes aren't slits though, and i have normal eyelids. hair is dark brown.
>>26029032
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/415two/white_guy_picked_the_wrong_asian_to_fight_with/
did you post this thread about a 5'1 turbo manlet knocking out a mentally handicapped homeless man for no reason too??
You better standup to the white guys fucking all your delicious women before halfus become the norm bitch.
>>26029074
Just remember you're a LBH if you do what op is doing, if youre not chad in your home country and then going to a second rate country so you could be a bigger fish. You're still a loser.
Lol @ ppl who intends to do this, its just another form of escapism
>>26029145
Eye color? Height?
>>26029033
Actually no, I didn't bring a camera into any clubs. If you saw my tinder matches though...
im probably a 5-6 in the US can easily match with 8-10 in Taiwan. Met a handful of beautiful women that i still message now that i'm back in the states. It's nice knowing that when i go back i have these chicks lined up throughout the country.
>>26029145
That's actually perfect. You're Asian, but not exotic and you probably don't look like clones of the natives.
>>26029062
Eh, I'm only a loser in the looks department. I could only date 4/5s at the very most in America, but I could score 8/9s while vacationing in Taiwan. I'm financially successful and not a social autist, which helps a ton.
>>26029105
>maymay
how often do LBH get posted on r9k? Not often enough to even be remotely considered a meimei
>>26029193
5'7 and a half, shit brown, permanent slouch. i feel like i just answered my own question fuck.
fuck em while you can boys
>>26029152
kay
It's obvious you're a buttmad roastie upset that all of your potential providers are going after Asian women. That, or an Asian manlet upset that whitey is stealing your women.
>>26029231
>>26028658
Please
Hdjde
>>26029152
You don't seem to understand that if we went there and people called us a lbh, we wouldn't give a fuck. I'm a loser right here and I know it. You think I'd give a shit if some yellow manlet thought I was a loser?
>>26029145
You'll be fine. I'm half and half and had a blast. I have normal eyelids, dark brown hair, but I'm also 6'1 and pretty /fit/. I found it works better than being full white since you ditch the total xeno phobia but still keep the wow factor. The biggest thing I think is being tall, no one likes manlets anywhere on Earth. I worked with a ginger who was 5'8 and he got shit on all the time in clubs.
6/?
Taiwan has a very good public transit system too.
>>26029245
You do know there are other memes besides the ones you see on 4chan right?
>>26029342
... i'm 5'7
>>26029151
Sorry i touched a nerve so hard that you had to assume im buttmad/asianmasculinity/worldstar asian manlet vid.
Nothing weong with opie fucking asian women, but going to a country where he could be a bigger fish instead of, say, fucking the asians back in his home country. Now thats a fucking loser big time.
Next time learn to have better reading depth
>>26027369
Can You do thiss in the Phillippines?
>>26029382
Grasping at he straws
Fjfjfjfj
>>26029391
Ahhhhh. Well then, hope you got a good face son. Game don't count for shit in Asia since non of the women will understand English.
>>26029423
I'm pretty sure they already speak English in the Phillipines, but you can probably buy a wife for a few dollars there.
7/7
If you're a night owl you'll definitely enjoy Taipei, plenty of late night markets and all you can drink clubs open till 4am.
Taipei is a magnet for hot chicks in Taiwan kinda like LA is in the US.
>>26029444
it's ok but i gotta lose weight. are the people in taiwan really that tall? because the chinese people who live around me are usually shorter than me.
How would a 5'7 manlet do?
>>26029338
buddy you can apply that anywhere depending on how you twist it. Point is, theres nothing to be proud of
>>26029293
Meh nothing too impressive. If you can speak Mandarin fluently that will help a lot.
I would say it will be equivalent to guys from the UK visiting the USA. Their looks aren't that special to american women but their British accent is.
You won't get the girls that have white fever but you could still be exotic just by knowing English and having an accent along with being half Caucasian.
>>26027369
Don't you need a TEFL cert?
Now I'm interested in going there for a holiday. Can't really imagine starting a new life in another country but I've had a hard on for asians all my life.
Not murrican though, I'm tall viking looking dude, do they dig that look or should I clean up?
>>26029294
This pic reminds me.
Hey OP, has the shaving meme caught on in Taiwan, or are most of the girls there hairy like the rest of Asia?
>>26028834
Not everyone's a success?
>>26029521
>proving asian butthurt
>>26029521
>This guy is a literal 2/10 and got a 6-7/10 taiwanese girl
Why are you so excited to call people LBH? Honestly its more of an insult to asian men that the ugliest guys can just come in and get an above average girl
>>26029528
i can live with that. i wouldn't be going over to pick up chicks anyways, more to just do something new. don't want to live where i am my whole life. i also have eu citizenship in case asia doesn't pan out.
anyways either way i'm going abroad after uni. what types of jobs can i get in asia other than esl teacher if i have a communications degree?
>>26029510
>>26029507
They're Asian.... what the fuck do you think. Average height there is 5'7, so +4 inches is about perfect.
>>26029507
They're usually between 5'6 and 5'9. You'll be average smack dad in the middle. But Asians hate people who are overweight so lose weight before you go. Asians are super bigoted towards anyone who's fat. They enjoy DYEL skeletons, but hate anyone with a shred of body fat.
>>26029600
Really though sometimes i think the betas of r9k cant handle women in heir home states is really because theyre intimidated of how independent they are compared to the women in asian countries. I mean if you want to drill asian girls go ahead and get some in your home country, but you cant right? Because in your home country youre too small of a fish.
Its kind of like bragging about being the smartest guy in the classroom when there are many other schools across the state. Just a bigger fish in a smaller pond
>>26029510
You'd be treated like an average guy instead of subhuman trash.
>>26029406
>Now thats a fucking loser big time.
Why exactly? He's just lowering his standards.
>>26029617
pretty much this and they'd also be a loser at the loser's home
getting cucked by losers is the real beta uprising
>>26029532
If he's doing it under the table I don't think that matters
>>26029617
2/10 wih a girl with a higher rating than the man. You just answered it yourself. This is exactly why hes a LBH
>>26029406
>making your life better
>lol loser
I don't understand what's wrong in moving to another country (+doing work there) and getting a better life?
If you're a little neet shit in country A, move to country B and continue being a little neet shit there, then you're a loser.
I've never even heard the term LBH before and it sounds retarded as fuck. If the locals can't measure up to an average Joe then too bad for them.
>>26029539
Clean up for sure.
I recommend spending some time in Taipei then riding a scooter/motorcycle down the east coast and hitting up some mountains. You'll see the spectrum of Taiwan this way. The first world tech side to the rural farming side.
>>26029668
i need to lose weight either way, not that i'm obese or anything, so that doesn't really faze me.
>>26029682
sounds great to me. although honestly i have never felt too discriminated against for my height.
>>26029681
And??? Who gives a fuck? Wait, that's right- manlet asian beta cucks.
> cant handle women in heir home states
o i am laffin
The only people who care are asian losers who have no game. Like you. Sad fucking cunt.
>>26029758
OP here.
I'm generally considered a 7-9/10 at least on /soc/ and by definition I've fucked over 50 girls.
I used to be a 3/10 until I got in shape and puberty gave me major facial gains.
>>26029765
Read the ppl itt who are interestd in travelling o/s and you have your answer
How would I do?
>5' 10"
>Hispanic, but green eyes and pale skin
>almost /fit/
>>26027369
Taiwan is a shithole senpai. And the women are nasty also. You went from the frying pan into the fire
>>26027369
after reading this thread
you sound like a scumbag
>>26029778
Grasping at the straws and being this desperate
Mfw
>>26029821
You'd do fine.
>>26029772
It'll be fine. Just lose some weight and enjoy yourself over there.
>>26029821
i've never lived there but judging from this thread you would do fine or better.
>>26029843
He couldnt handle the heat in his homeland
>>26029845
Everyone is a scumbag. This is a anonymous message board. Everyone's true colors can be shown here,
red pill me on autism senpai
>>26029873
>everyone is a scumbag
thats called living in your own world to the point of forming warped perceptions
>>26029873
ugh.. spare me, you contemptable cluadhoper.
>>26029848
>Grasping at the straws and being this desperate
Says the asian butthurt about losers fucking asians. Why do feel the need to defend your butthurt?
>>26029793
I've read the thread and it basically sounds like little asian robots are angry because white robots are coming to fuck their women.
>>26029913
>resorts to 'if you reply it means youre mad xd'
Mfw
>>26029758
So who does it offend more, the loser getting pussy or the jealous virgin who takes out his anger online?
>>26029821
Hispanics do fine, especially if you are more on the whiter side than brown side
>>26029687
>conveniently glossing over this post
o im laffin
>>26029984
>That false assumption
The answer is the loser is the man who are unsuccessful with women in their own country who then relishes in his increase success in a country where he could pose as the bigger fish
>LBH
Is this supposed to be an insult?
>>26029959
>Mfw
You keep using this, but post no image. Do you know what >mfw means?
You clearly are mad. Why else would you feel the need to call losers cucking asian losers "LBH" and pretend like that means something?
>mfw a slant-eyed chingchong gets asspained from my gwailo cock deep in his sister's pussy
>>26030077
and yet you're still a small fish anywhere
>>26030085
Its an applicable insult if you're a loser back home
>>26030077
Clearly you are pretty hurt about it
I doubt this guy gives any shit about someone calling him a made up insult when he can get girls 10 times more attractive than him
>>26030106
>>26029105
Keep up
>>26030077
I doubt the guy who starts getting pussy just by moving to another country really cares if some robots call him a loser online. There seems to be literally no downsides to being a "LBH".
>>26030131
It's ok, Ling. Maybe one day you'll finally get laid.
>>26030129
Dat irony
>>26027538
How's life in Taipei compared to western living?
>>26030152
No one cares what anyone thinks on an anonymous chinese cartoon forum. Youre putting too much importance by merely suggesting so
>>26030170
Great. relatively low living cost
>>26030241
how are the internets there?
I don't trust OP because he types like a typical snake oil salesman/guy who's projecting his fantasy, but the premise is neat to think about. Not "pulling pussy" or whatever, but being paid to spend time in a foreign country and enjoy a bit of culture shock while teaching English based on online lessons and basic conversation. This guy spamming "LBH" is pretty funny though.
>>26030203
Good dodge m8.
While we're using stupid shit like "LBH" we can also start using
>Chad
>In
>New
>Home
>>26030131
>gets confronted with the truth
>has absolutely nothing to say
Jesus tittyfucking christ i'm crying
>>26029617
I don't really think it has that much to do with asian men, it's just that everybody there is the same ethnicity and then a foreigner comes along and they're so different that they naturally stand out.
It's like when Captain Kirk always hooked up with alien babes, the actresses weren't actually that hot but they were made hotter by being aliens in the show, when a white dude goes to Taiwan he's basically the alien babe and all the bitches want to be Captain Kirk.
>>26030131
>tfw not even that attracted to asian girls
>could get decent looking white girl with a fair bit of effort, or a 8/10 asian girl with practically 0 effort
>I even get to see beta asian guys who have no chance with her get mad as well
>mfw
>>26027369
How long would I have to visit to get an understanding of how it feels to live there?
>>26030275
Jesus christ. Autism.
>>26030278
If an alien came and fucked all my sisters with little to no effort, and I call him a loser, what does that make me?
i'm 5'5'' w/ blue eyes and curly hair
will my height cuck me if i moved to taiwan?
>>26030347
I think it's because op made this thread specifically on r9k is what made the LBH topic come up. I mean most of r9kers are at the bottom of the barrel men
>>26030375
I'm 5'5 w/ blue eyes and curly hair too. That was weird reading because I was thinking the same thing.
>>26030347
An asspained cuck, like this guy
>>26030109
>>26030131
>>26030077
>>26029681
>>26030347
Dunno, but it's not like some random white dude is fucking every girl in Taiwan.
It's more like if an alien came and boned 10 random girls in the whole US.
>>26030391
And even in a place that favors his argument the most, his argument has no point
Like this guy said >>26029105
Its literally stating the obvious and offends nobody because literally everyone would rather be seen as a 7/10 "LBH" than just a 2/10 loser
>>26030441
Yeah believe it or not, not every women in the US is my sister
>>26030441
so a complete non-issue?
>>26029772
>although honestly i have never felt too discriminated against for my height
That's because you don't know any better.
I didn't realize how much my height (5'8) affected other peoples perception of me until I started hanging around my 6'2 friend.
I spent almost 2 years hitting on girls at the bar with very little luck. I blamed it on my social awkwardness until I started going out with my 6'2 friend who's just as quiet. He had at least one attractive women approach him every time we went out to the bar.
>inb4 I'm just ugly
I have over 1000 matches on tinder and went on multiple dates with women only to get rejected in person.
Chad steals all the wimmez. Betas steal all the asians
Such is life
>>26030602
>asians are left having to invent the sex robots
it all makes sense now
if this thread is teaching me something, robots are desperate for a way out
i must think some way to monetize this.
i'm a robot, btw
going to a foreign country by yourself seems pretty desperate but maybe some people like that.
i would recommend bringing a friend at least so you got somebody to watch your back.
who wants to live by themselves in another country?
who wants to live by themselves at all? definitely not robots, this is chad tier shit.
i doubt anyone can simply just go to any country and start picking up chicks unless you are super extroverted to begin with.
i'm not trying to dissuade anyone i just wanted to bring up the fact that you should at least go there with a buddy so you have someone to talk to.
>>26029521
>nothing to be proud of
Could also describe an upset chinaman that can't do anything but say
>he a lbh. That why he come here
I would be embarrassed to say that some loser from America sucked so bad at life that he had to come to china to live a happy life and cuck a bunch of sub-six foot fuck boys
>>26030735
why wouldn't you cuck a bunch of betas, esp. if their women were qt asians?
anyway i would advise a bit of caution, why would anyone just want to rush into something as moving into another country without any friends?
like i said, this is pretty chad-tier normie shit, if you are extroverted enough to go to a new country by yourself and be fine with it.
>>26030735
just conjure a few qts from interpals and then tell them by some freak chance you are going to visit taipei
some will be curious and bite
Blasting asian pussy is simple if you're white. Find one in your hometown she'll like you. Hong Kong girls are the ones that'll drool over you 'cause there's a man shortage there as well as all the guys are asians.
>>26030548
Yeah, that's exactly my point.
>>26030712
>>26030765
>without any friends
where do you think you are?
i know the board has gone down the shitter for a year now and is filled with normals, but still
i know you are just another newfriend but you just can't understand how lonely true robots are. in any case, if this is an alternative for some, just fucking let it be
>>26030712
it's wanderlust for me. i want that feeling of being alone in a large city, away from everything i know. my favourite movie is tokyo drift not because of the cars or the chads but because of that feeling of wonder it has, of living in a foreign place far from home. it's kind of like that feeling you get when you stand on the top of a mountain and you just observe everything from afar, and revel in the beauty of the world around you. there may be millions of people in a country when i get there, but for me it's a new frontier. and as for lonely, how can you be lonely when you have a whole country to see? i'm not a chad either, i'm pretty cyborg. i just have an adventurous streak. also, i don't think that in the internet age it's that easy to get lonely.
btw i'm really not a chad, i've only hiked up like two mountains with my family.
>>26030865
i'm not new dude, i'm probably the oldest oldfag on r9k. i am just thinking about this logistically before some robot just uproots his comfy place and flies off to Asia.
i'm not trying to dissuade this at all, i am just vocalizing the need to really plan it through that's all.
>>26030903
>also, i don't think that in the internet age it's that easy to get lonely.
get out
I'm off work now so I'll dump pics from my time in Asia, most of these are Taiwan.
it's like, yeah you go there, you get a job teaching english and they put you in a nice place. you're going out enjoying yourself, and even meet a qt or 2.
but what are you gonna do with yourself during the other times? you should at least seek out some kind of western expat community to have a sense of belonging.
>>26030933
Robot fucking up my dump more than sorting through multiple hard drives already is.
>>26031028
bottom middle right, qt azn chad spotted.
>>26029152
>loser
>move to chingchong land
>effortlessly slay poon
seems more like an insult to asian 'men', desu senpai
>>26029152
there's nothing wrong with doing this to make a better life for yourself if that's what you really want.
its a decently big commitment though, i just wanted to bring up the point that there will be a lot of times where you aren't doing anything and during those times... what are ya gonna do?
you're probably just gonna shitpost on 4chan and play video games just like you did back home, but you'll be far away from friends and family.
that's all.
I've lived in China, most of the girls are actually not that pretty in the face (their bodies are smoking hot though). If you have average looks you should definitely have NO problems getting a sweet, normal, friendly qt gf with almost no effort.
Just don't go in thinking you'll pull all the baddest bitches at the club if you weren't already t. Chad Thundercock back home.
>>26030712
>i would recommend bringing a friend at least so you got somebody to watch your back
>implying most of us have friends to watch our backs at our home country
>who wants to live by themselves in another country?
Most of us live by ourselves in our home country.
>who wants to live by themselves at all? definitely not robots, this is chad tier shit
No, living by yourself is 'robot tier shit'
>i doubt anyone can simply just go to any country and start picking up chicks unless you are super extroverted to begin with
I've been trying to pick up chicks at my home country for years and haven't had any luck yet. Just by being white with brown curly hair and hazel eyes should help me stand out in Taiwan.
>i'm not trying to dissuade anyone i just wanted to bring up the fact that you should at least go there with a buddy so you have someone to talk to
I don't have a buddy to talk to here so what's the difference?
>>26031028
>>26031042
Since I now realize most of my Taipei tourist pictures are probably on my laptop here's a pic of HK's party scene which is way more packed with Chads and Stacys since there's a lot more foreigners. This is LKF in HK on a Tuesday night...
>>26031170
ok dude go for it, i'm not trying to dissuade anyone. i am just raising questions to answer before you do, sounds like you're ready for this move tb.h
>>26031172
looks pretty empty
>>26031172
nm i thought those were bottles, but they are people.
yeah look at that nerdy dude mingling with the locals, this could be r9k.
>>26031172
Oh great, my pics are getting flipped. Anyways, LKF in HK is basically an entire neighborhood filled with outdoor bars and clubs, so the streets themselves become the party scene. Its like Mardi gras every day.
>>26031200
>>26031224
The angle makes it look dead but this is just an overlook, the place is popping constantly.
This is the Taipei club scene....
>>26031264
>Mardi gras everyday
fuck the women, my alcoholism is taking over
>>26031264
qt spotted in line. look at all that po po though, not very -festive- tb.h
it doesn't look cheap either, again just plan this before you go there. if you're a wealthy chad then yeah you could go to Taiwan and party it up.
But if you're a low income robot? think twice that's all.
>>26028006
Do they speak English or do you speak gook?
>>26029230
Post some matches then
like if you're a poor robot and you go to a country, you will have limited rights, limited ability to communicate, and nobody to watch your back.
you probably, definitely could date a local qt though, but basically you'd be giving up your life here to do so.
>>26027538
yo anon i am Taiwanese myself full blood my parents immigrate to nz when i was 7 taking me with me, you reckon i can get a decent english teaching job?
>>26031354
cont. and is that worth the trade off? chances are good that you will have a good time with her, but the honey moon period does come to an end, and then what?
for what purpose, other than getting your dick wet.
>>26031292
Its expensive by Taiwan standards and for poor foreigners, but it's quiet cheap by realistic standards. Many of the clubs have like a $20 USD cover fee but then you get all you can drink shots and cocktails all night long. The "expensive" clubs are just the ones that don't offer this deal. Also, there were a lot of police because I was there during Martial law.
Pic related, they had these giant barbwire depositories on every street corner for rapid deployment of the stuff in the event of more riots. About the 2nd week of me being there we were able to do away with most of the riot police presence, but for about a month they had guys with tear gas and shields on ever street corner about 4-6 deep.
>>26031354
>poor robot and you go to a country
the cost of living is cheaper so i'd be less poor
>you will have limited rights
fair enough, but still better than being ostracized
>limited ability to communicate
i only communicate on 4chan
>nobody to watch your back
already on it senpai
>>26030924
i think you got the wrong tone from that sentence. what i mean is that if you have friends, you can still keep contact with them online. if you don't, then who gives a fuck about moving to a new country.
>>26031382
dude im just saying... you're there by yourself as a white guy you better be on your best behavior so you don't get your ass in some kind of trouble.
police presence and barbed wire?
>>26031391
ok man, do it. make a new life for yourself.
also, you better not get into any illegal shit while you are overseas. China executed that Brazilian girl for smuggling drugs, no fucks given.
I know Taiwan isn't China but still. If you end up in one of their jails you will basically disappear until they decide to release you.
>>26031382
Just to add, for any former milfags, the shit was the same as the concertina wire we run.
>>26031420
I was hired by the Taiwan government to help assist police in breaking the riots, they flew me out there and set me up a week from the occupied parliament building. I was there doing a serious upheaval, and they hired a number of foreign advisers to help them restructure and train their military and police forces.
>>26031470
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178690/Colombian-model-Juliana-Lopez-faces-death-penalty-China-carrying-drugs-inside-laptop.html
they could just tell you that your laptop was full of drugs and kill your ass, no fucks given.
Asia isn't just some pussy paradise for the average man.
>>26031491
dude, are you that guy who gets deployed for months for like 250grand a deployment?
you think any of us robots are rolling in that kind of dough? of course -you- would have a great time there, but just consider the average no job, no prospects robot saving his neet bux and flying out there without a clue.
these women just disappeared in China, i can't find any story of them?
http://shanghaiist.com/2015/08/03/colombian-model-faces-death-penalty-china-drug-smuggling.php
just because somebody said "you smuggled drugs into China".
like fuck that, you basically have ZERO rights in China unless you are part of some protected group like this military guy was.
look guys, if you wanna pick up Asian women, why not do it on your home turf back in America? Asian women are flying in daily to America and the west anyway, just wait yo lol.
if your ass gets executed in China, they'll just chop up your body and sell it for dough on the black market and be like "oh yeah we executed Anon for smuggling cocaine."
and nobody could do shit about it.
>>26031553
Yeah that's me, but it's a cheap place to live compared to most cities in the U.S. by any standard. HK is expensive as fuck, but Taipei is very affordable. You can go very far in Taipei on a limited income.
>>26030803
yeah but hong kong girls are all mixed i perfer a pure asian or white just my 50 cent
>>26030648
They'll get there, they're already using VR for something similar.
>>26031690
Nah m8, plenty of qt. Asian grills in HK that aren't mixed.
>>26031629
> Chinese law in 1onesentence
>>26031666
yeah i bet you had a blast in Taiwan. you are also the "uncut penis cum inside all 6 races" dude too right?
As a fellow Taiwanese who grew up there the majority of my childhood I can pretty much confirm what OP said to be true
just let them come here bros, those women are literally running away daily to America to escape their oppressive shit hole.
grab em on your home turf, grab them as they land lel.
>>26031710
That's gross, I just realized the swapping between hard drives is really gimping my image quality. Here's the same grill from an unedited screen grab of her profile pic.
>>26031725
Nah, I'm American so I'm cut.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-33844080
>For years it harvested the organs of executed prisoners to help meet demand.
Following international condemnation, Beijing says it ended the practice at the start of this year - although officials admit it will be tough to ensure compliance.
cot dayumn, bobby.
they are just trying to harvest your robot organs so people like Donald Trump can have a 5th kidney or a new liver.
don't you ever say i don't watch your back, u fagalos.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3027088/A-Human-Harvest-Chinas-organ-trafficking-exposed-shocking-documentary-alleges-illegal-trade-worth-staggering-1-billion-year.html
1 billion dollar yearly market for selling organs in China. just know what kind of beast you're gonna deal with if u wanna go to China/Taiwan.
I know Taiwan isn't China. that said, if you still think you can cut it out over there then by all means go ahead lol.
>>26031612
>>26031748
Nice try Taiwanese robots. I'm coming there and taking all your women.
>>26031879
go ahead bro, i'm gonna wait here and grab the ones that escape their shithole on my home turf.
i will literally wait at the airports to pick up qt Asian chicks.
>>26031876
>i know taiwan isn't china
or i'll meet qt's on interpals and tell them to fly over here and i'll have my beta apartment ready for them.
>>26031904
you get my point man. officially Taiwan isn't China, but you get my point all the same.
that point being - if you ever get your ass in trouble over in Asia you are FUCKED.
and probably dead. ooh you got some nice eyes there, huh anon? too bad i just caught you trying to smuggle 5 kilos of cocaine into Taiwan time to go to jail desu.
just go to the airport and have a sign in Chinese "Single white man, has his own apartment and car looking for single Asian woman to gf."
>>26029013
dont see any obese ppl here, looks noice
>>26031928
>officially Taiwan isn't China
It officially is. It de facto is not.
>>26032070
what ever mayne. Chinese main lander detected.
>>26032079
Actually main land China belongs to the Republic of China (Taiwan).
>>26032128
Chinese main lander confirmed. Were you promised some white boy robot organs by the banking and business elite?
too bad. they cucked your women and you ain't getting shit!
I'm an asian dude that works in china over the summers as a club promoter.
Pretty much I lure westerners into my cousins club so we can charge them a shit ton more for drinks and cover fee.
I literally go around beidajie looking for random white guys, going hey wanna have some fun tonight? I lead them over and I get 250rmb for each I bring, it's 750rmb for a white guy to enter whilst 200 for chinese. (i have pic in phone showing 2 different prices).
A really popular scam is the one where they lure you in with 2 qt asian "students", who want to learn english, you have tea with them, and end up having 2 triad guys not letting you leave unless you pay up 150-250 usd.
Manlets shouldn't really come here really, Asia is extremely heightiest. All my female cousins only want to date 180cm up.
3 sixes exist here too, 6 inches dick, 6 feet height, 6 figure income. That means the asian chads get everything here. I remember my cousins (everyone in my family is super tall, I'm the shortest at 6'1), talking about how they fucked 20 girls in highschool, whilst I was full robot back in the states. They were like, how many girls did you slay in America? ... uh lots yeah....
I also have shit result with native girls here too, I remember going on a date and whilst I thought it went well, I heard later she thought I was a fuck boi player because I acted "too american" All the high class girls are super selective and will only date those their peers and family deem acceptable.
However I've banged white girls here that are way out of my league in America. Lost in translation women are hilarious.
>>26029342
>it's easy bro just beeeeeee urself
>and 6'1
Lel okay m8 you just ruined b8.
Fuck all this shit OP all I want to know is how big your dick is and how tight asian pussy is
>>26032248
>6'1
>asian dude
lol ok. 1/10 best i can do, the 1 is for original content.
>>26032248
>However I've banged white girls here that are way out of my league in America. Lost in translation women are hilarious.
White women in Asia are like shooting fish in a barrel, it helps that native guys are too scared to approach them in many places.
>>26032282
average height in harbin is 178cm
generally northerners are about the same as the rest of the world, but southerners are manlets.
>>26032079
What are you talking about? I'm none of the involved states.
It's the unspoken compromise between them. Taiwan gets to participate internationally, and Taiwan claims that China is one (without mentioning which state represents China).
>>26032282
northern chinese are actually among the tallest people in the world
>>26032356
>>26032327
Can confirm, I've been around the north of China. There are some pretty tall, pale, lanky dudes around.
>OP won't post a throwaway email
>OP won't post ANY pics or phone screenshots
yeah okay
Here's one of the pics I had of westerner prices.
No chinese would spend 700 rmb to entire a spa, but a white guy would for the promise of pussy
>>26032255
Not b8 m8, but your dub dubs have been checked.
that's pretty fucked up. so my plan is solid then? just go to the airports and pick up the Asian qt's as they land.
>>26032419
oh damn son, you better hide from bebe around here she has a thing for tall Chinese men.
>>26032419
t. Chang Thunderwang
>>26032419
Is this what qualifies as fit? This just looks skinny. Also
>those jeans
kek okay maybe I believe you now
>>26032462
shut up, you want to suck his cock.
>>26032448
I'm not that tall, just over 6'1. My oldest brother is 6'8.
>>26032460
I thought it was Hung Wei Lo.
>>26032462
I look skinny in that picture because I hadn't been eating much and didn't work out a lot those days. I'm not a big fan of Chinese food, so I could never get full on it. Plus, most Chinese food isn't super high in protein value and most of the gyms in Asia aren't that great. Like the dumbbells only go up to 50lb or some shit. This was a picture I took for /k/ when I got back home from the trip. I don't look super huge like some guys on /fit/ because I don't cycle, so when I'm relaxed I don't get that super shredded look. The only way to look huge with great definition while in a resting position is to use roids. If you look at this pic, you can see my forearms and chest are pretty large, especially when considering my height.
>>26032550
i FUCKING knew it was you. you're the "uncut cock cum inside all races" anon.
