This is a picture of an Ancient Egyptian statue of a frog god. Now is it just me or do the hieroglyphs look like a shitposter on a computer with cables and wires in the back?
Some more proof for this meme magic.
Also the name of their god of chaos is Kuk and in his male form he is a frog and in his female form, he is a snake.
we must harness this dank meme energy
>yfw
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm?hc_location=ufi
>>26026510
ahahaha thank you for that
>>26026510
>On April 19th, I made bread
>>26026510
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l-london?
>>26026358
the god of chaos is Set
>>26026510
>Lovers are like bees in that they live a honeyed life
>we're the product of ancient Egyptian meme magic
>we are keeping it alive, serving an eldritch purpose that is beyond us all
WE
>>26026510
I have lived to see ancient egypt shitposting
>>26027061
AREbloxblox
>>26027120
T H E
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>>26027192
KANGZZZZ
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>>26026881
Someone wanted to share that, but had no one to share it with.
>>26026510
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
>>26026881
The first blogpost.
>>26027087
IT'S ROMAN RETARD.
NERO WASN'T A FUCKING PHARAOH.
PRAISE TO KEK
>>26026510
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
>>26027019
No, Set is the god of the underworld, and he dead. very different.
AYO HOL UP SO U BE SAYING
>>26026510
>the one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Such wise words
>>26026332
now that's what I call crystal ballgazing
>>26026510
>We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
Pissed the bed because mom threw the piss bottles away. That'll teach her
>>26026510
>Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
>>26026510
>Kosher garum
OH I FUCKING KNEW IT.
THE JEWS CAUSED POMPEII
>>26027466
uh, isn't that Anubis?
>>26027692
kek
pol is always right
I really wanted to join a wonderful cult. Now we can start it.
https://youtu.be/EBK5aKOr2Fw
>>26027019
>>26027729
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>>26027729
yeah I guess your right, set is the god of storms and violence, I got thrown off by Age of Mythology the rts game, he had anubis on his side tho
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
The Fog God is a Godess of fertility!!! Kek!!
>mfw ancient Egyptians predicted us
>mfw we succeeded them as the new dominant shitposting culture
It has been 2000 years
through countless trial and tribulations, through a endless string of invention, refinement and cunning. we have truly master shitposting
>this is the most somber moment I have ever felt.
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
faggot.
>>26026510
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
First one I read and I already kekd
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>IX.1.26 (atrium of the House of the Jews); 2409a: Stronius Stronnius knows nothing!
Take that John Snow!
>.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
Fucking chad.
>>26028338
You were only considered a faggot in Greece and Rome if you had guys fuck you. You could fuck any number of guys and stay masculine.
Kinda like how fuccbois are a gray-area.
>>26028914
I know, sex then was more of a social contruct of dominance
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
Topkek
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>>26026332
Fucking hell, OP. This can't be a coincidence.
>.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
Anyone got that frog card from the Illuminati game ?
>>26029068
are you actually surprised that a statue of a frog has an inscription that says "I am a frog"?
>>26029425
Not only does it say "I am a frog" but it also resembles someone shitposting on their computer.
>>26028914
Actually you were only a faggot if you did penetration.
Penetration was viewed as strictly for women and slaves.
>>26029442
And his name is Kuk, it's meant to be
>>26026510
>Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>lmao kill u'reself fgt
>>26026510
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1797: No young buck is complete until he has fallen in love
>>26026332
We had some badass threads about this on pol last night
>>26029368
This one?
Oc
>>26026510
>Caesius faithfully loves M...[name lost]
>>26026332
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It has been foretold!
what if we start some kind of cult and worship this guy, this can't be a coincidence
>>26033041
>the brotherhood of feeling frogs
>>26027418
You should jusy an nero
