How can Space Marines even compete?
>>26022151
ADEPTUS CHADSTARTES REEEEEEEE
>>26022151
>tfw no banshee qt.3.14
>>26022151
because they aren't space traps and space manlets with pointy ears
>>26022703
Because homoerotic space ""battle brothers"" is any better?
Mon-keigh please.
Nobody has as much style as the Dark Eldar.
>not tau
fucking pleb tier
DA ORKZ, WAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real fucking heresy
>Wat do?
>Pick up
HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESY
Absolutely heretical
>>26022703
>space manlets
Eldar a 6'6" to 7' tall.
HERE'S CHAINBLADE
>>26022151
Alright, nothing to see here, folks.
This thread and the fucking heresies
Inquisitometer is going crazy
How do I into space marines?
Hershie's heresies
>>26024066
>>>/tg/ desu, keep screaming for the emperor etc, you'll get into it and develop a duty and honor complex
everything is heretical
how can any of your pathetic eldars compare to THIS?
>>26024168
That picture is flattering for a Tau. It's missing the disgusting slit in the middle of its face, the beady eyes and the craggy skin.
>Eldar
HERE HAVE 5000 GUARDSMEN, TO MORE BILLION READY TO GO
>Tau
NOT ENOUGH BULLETS AND ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT
>Heresy
HERE COMES GRAYBRO BLANKS
>Horus' legions
IMPERIAL NAVY ARTILLERY
Need some purging
Remove heresy!
>>26024231
>not wanting to literally brainfuck a tau
Is it worth it to get into the WH40K tabletop or just the lore?
>>26024314
>Wanting to be gutripped by ol 0.5k whf
for her greater goods!
>>26024324
Lore is really cool to get into in at start, start reading up on th wiki, that shit is propped to the rim.
Tabletop eh, prepare to spend cash
>>26024324
for me just the lore
>>26024324
I've been collecting/painting for about 9 years but I've never played any games. I like the lore and painting the models but it's not really satisfying when nobody else is ever going to see your models and they never hit any tables.
If you're going to want to play the actual game make sure there's a FLGS near you that runs them and has a decent community. If you're content with the idea of painting them and reading the lore alone go for it.
Everyone should know this by heart
Except the HERETIIIIICS
HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-SY
Blast from the past heresy ain't gonna last.
>>26024421
Holy shit the two most autistic things on this planet have been combo'd
FUCKING HERETICS GET PURGED GOD-EMPEROR FUCKING DAMN IT! REEEEEEEEEEE
>all these tau fags itt
AND UNITED
IN THIS VOID OF MEANING, FEAR, OR PURPOSE
WE
SHALL AT LONG LAST
BE FREE!
>>26024980
Wrong Chaos God.
FFS, if you are going to be a heretic, at least be one that understands his heresy.
>>26025144
i know, i know
i just liked that pic
also, Kyras probably followed Chaos Undivided, but favored Khorne
>>26025221
Still, the whole speech is about Khorne.
It is a great speech though.
>this guy walks into your battle barge and slaps your Adepta Sororitas' ass
what do?
Is this game memes?
>>26025960
>being a robot
>not knowing WH40K
>>26025960
This comment is heretical
what is this gay shit
I've never gotten into this series until tonight. I want to play tau. Now what.
>>26022151
because their points cost/ usefulness is broken (at least as of 3rd, 4th edition)
All the shitty memes in this thread make me want to die
>>26026173
get ready to lose many shekels
Even if you just enjoy the lore and don't want to paint/play
The codices are probably around 30 dollars each, and there's hundreds of novels
who /TempestusScions/ here?
>>26026279
>posts anime
ywn be part of an Eldar pleasure cult.
>all these emperors bootlickers ITT
DISGUSTING
CHAOS STRONG
>>26028377
>CHAOS STRONG
>posts a pic of chaos being btfo'd
>>26028426
KHORNE FLAKES DON'T CARE
THEY JUST WANT MILK AND BLOOD
CHAOS STRONG
