who /wants to be a girl/ here? surely i can't be the only one...
it has crossed my mind
thankfully i'm mentally intact enough to discard it as nothing more than a fantasy
>>26021171
I've decided quite recently that I want to be a girl but I know if I go with the changes it won't be the same.
would've been cool to have been born as one, but i'm not going to bother messing with my body because they definitely don't have that shit down to a science yet
i'll just play the hand i was dealt and live the male life
>>26021196
>>26021302
these to be quite honesto
>>26021196
>>26021302
yea okay wait until 2 or 3 years down the road when dysphoria hits you hard and its too late for hrt to do anything and you end up ugly
>>26021393
i don't have the dysphoria though, i just think it would've been neat to be one to begin with
i don't get hung up over sexual identity, it's all bullshit
>>26021393
Not that guy, but I feel the same way as him, and I'm almost 30 and well past the point where HRT would be an option.
I figured it out at about 16 but never did it, and honestly I'm not that bothered. I'm pretty close to 50/50 on the male/female thing, I'd be OK with waking up as a biological girl tomorrow but I'm not at all OK with the idea of trying to live as a trans. I'm also only into girls, which would make my dating options even worse as a trap than they are now.
Ive had thoughts about what I would be like as a girl. It wouldn't be much different other than periods and probably being interested in guys.
But then i remember that having a penis still makes me feel safer
>men wanting to be girls
What the fuck?
>>26021599
Being a western woman in the first world is fantastic.
>>26021652
Yeah but you're a guy. You shouldn't even want what women have.. like that's really fucked up.
Kill yourselves tranny anime shitters.
>>26021684
I envy their social lives.
but then i remember i need poise in order to have a properly balanced diet of responsible adulthood
I'm straight, this sounds really dumb but I'm jealous that women can wear brief style panties as a norm, I'm not saying I want to wear panties but I want to wear tighty whities so fucking badly. I hate boxers and boxer briefs so much but I wear them anyway because it's the norm I'm afraid of getting made fun of because tighty whities are seen as feminine so I envy how women can wear panties but we get judged by wearing tighty whities, so u would like to be a girl just so I can wear brief style underwear without being judged
>>26021171
not even a little bit, that's a fucking crazy life choice, it's a sloppy procedure, you never quite properly become a woman, the science just isn't there. be a trap if you want, be very feminine in your day to day, get minor plastic surgery if you want too, but for fuck sake don't go through the ball cutting off thing
>Transsexual Sex Reassignment Surgery
Absolutely. Never going to become trans or take hormones or whatever degeneracy but everything would've been better if I'd been born a girl
I'll just have to deal with being a submissive boy. Maybe go gay. I don't know
I'm super submissive and gay but my dick is worth more than it's weight in gold to me so fuck that
Very original BAMP desu senpai
>>26021731
I envy their easy mode setting in life
>>26021784
Nobody gives a shit if you wear briefs. Wear briefs.
Seriously, no one cares.
>>26023906
But I've gotten teased and got some wedgies from wearing them in middle and highschool in the lockeroom, fucking hated those pricks
If we had been born girls then it would be highly unlikely that any of us would still be virgins.
>>26021171
Just become an anime girl.
>>26021171
We're all little girls anon
me included
>>26024442
Believe it desu
>>26021171
If given the choice, yea, I'd choose to be born a girl over being a boy. I accept that I'm a guy, but goddamn would my life be a hell of a lot more bearable if I was some cunt.
In the sense of experiencing lesbian sex and whatnot, yes, but I don't feel like a woman and know damn well that trying hormone shit would make me even more grotesque than I already am.
>>26021171
No, never crossed my mind.
Being a man with male privilege is awesome.
>>26024442
>this meme.
If I had a dollar for every faggot that was influenced by it.
Wew
>>26021684
Check your female privilege pls.
>>26021784
>>26024365
>wanting to wear tightie wighties
This fucker again. I seriously hope you're joking kek
>>26021171
Yeah, every damn day.
>>26021171
>who /wants to be a girl/ here?
I do and I can't see why anyone else wouldn't want to be. Life becomes exponentially better as a girl and there's no struggle what so ever.
>>26024500
>>26024561
on a more real note
I personally get mistaken more for being a girl than a guy IRL, so it's nice to have the option to pad my femininity and be treated in a similar light as a girl (unless people are angry with their confusion which is rare)
>>26024625
not that anon, but I like wearing tight and more open air/revealing clothing
Feels good
>>26024625
But there're so comfy anon
>>26025553
>never worn a skirt
I think I'll try tomorrow
>>26021599
>>26021684
cunt
>>26025593
>never worn a skirt
What do skirts have to do with tighty whities?
If we had a sex-change button I think I would be a woman in private life and special occasions but man in the everyday life...
...but really i don't see why would someone try to do this in real life. Hormones destroys your body, operations give a fake look even in real women...that's no hope
>>26025826
girly things that feel nice
I wish I was a girl. I was raised by a single Mom and am feminine by default, I got made fun of for being girly and my Moms friends would call me "beautiful" (palest skin you'd even see on a non-albino, green eyes, I've hear I was a really cute kid). It wasn't till midway through public school I lost the cuteness to growing up and became sorta gross looking (you look more like a ghoul when you're fluorescent white and not a kid I guess).
It's not a "trapped in the wrong body" deal, life would just be so much better as a girl. Wear pretty cloths, have nice hair, applying makeup, BEING A CUTE GIRL, it all sounds so nice and perfect.
>tfw probably won't ever make a Faustian Pact
>>26025874
Ohle Original comment
>>26021784
>Only used tighty whities my hole life
>See this
Never even saw a boxer until i was in college but I think that i have to switch it now...I don't want to be on this guy side
>>26025918
>tfw want to wear tight and airy clothing
>don't want to get a boner and have visible bulge
help
>>26025950
Stop caring about it after you realize that nobody really care about your dick?
Let's be honest, guys.
Chad would make fun of you in middle school and you'd never get over it. Stacy would lord over you in Highschool and take away any chance of being looked at positively. You'd be fat, you'd be ugly like now, and you'd give your virginity too early too fast to some dude who stooped down to your level, because unlike you before he was willing to do what was needed to get his dick wet. He'd leave you, obviously, because who would love you?
You'd have sex between 1 and 7 times for the rest of your life when you fall low enough to give yourself to someone in the hopes of feeling at least slightly loved
Your mom will be your best friend. You'll live alone and work a shitty desk job after you've already hit the wall. The younger employees get hit on still. You have four cats. You post pictures of them online but nobody saves or reblogs or anything. Sometimes you have this really weird fantasy about Daniel Tosh playing one of your funny cat videos on his show and then fingerbanging you behind the set in LA. You touch yourself sometimes to it.
>not wanting to be a hot man with rippling pecs
Really, anon?
>>26024410
+1 Facerig lets you be the little girl, just got this the other night.
>>26026079
>"1 to 7 times"
where do i sign it?
>>26026079
>implying it's hard to get a beta male to marry and take care of you as a girl
>>26026079
I would literally be super cute if I was a girl
>>26026178
For other girls, maybe. Just like how it's easy for other guys to actually talk to girls and get laid.
You're seriously, seriously not good enough to have someone marry you, Anon. At least some other women have the decency to try to clean themselves up when they hit the wall, unlike you. Cunt.
>>26026228
>You're seriously, seriously not good enough to have someone marry you, Anon
But I would be if I was a girl, that's how it works you stupid idiot.
>>26026178
Will you marry me, anon? I'm just a beta male but I really want to take care of you and I'm very lonely, pls respond.
>Felt like OP
>Was scared to take HRT because of what everyone says about it (I'd never pass, I'd want to kill myself, I'd be a freak)
>Take it anyway
>Makes me a lot happier, like some cog that was stuck in my brain is loose again
>Girls clothes make me feel confident
>Go full time
>People treat me a lot better, because people treat young girls better
>Holding doors, not making me pay fare sometimes, smiling at me, telling me I look nice
>Actually feel like a wanted member of society
>Able to get a job, able to make friends, able to handle my anxiety
You guys are full of it. It doesn't really matter to me if I'm not a "real woman" in some people's eyes, they don't know and I'm not going to tell them.
>>26026228
All it takes to get married as a woman is the slit between your legs.
>>26026304
Not a girl. This is a hypothetical thread, anon, work on your reading comprehension.
>>26026278
You're ugly and you're worthless, Cunt. I'm telling you that not even a beta male desperate for a girl finally willing to settle down would pick you. They'd pick a Stacey after she hit her wall and got tit implants or something.
Right here.
I will never be happy knowing I'm stuck with this body.
I don't care about what I am or what gender. I just want somebody to hold me at night and be there when I cry.
>>26026562
It's a cruel world. If you're cute then you can get this with no effort, but if not then you're fucked.
>>26026614
I am very very far from cute, I already know I'm fuck ed but at least I can still dream
>>26026666
At least you're a master of digits, anon. Take solace in that.
>>26026666
Psh, being cute is a state of mind. Just do it. Be a cute
>>26026741
Don't put salt in the wound, that's just mean.
There's no hope for those of us that aren't physically blessed.
>>26026666
>grow qt hair or get a qt human hair wig that cover all unattractive parts of face
>be only slightly overweight
>channel inner anime qt
literally more than 90% of the way there with that alone
>>26026834
So get a wig that covers my whole face? I'll get right on that. I'm sure it will work wonders.
>>26026827
I'm not being mean, attitude goes a long way, lass. I know i've seen my fair share of people who weren't exactly models, but i'd love the fuck out of them based on personality and outlook.
>posted my face here
>told I have a feminine face
>been groped before by girls
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>26026889
>Lass
I hope you're not assuming anyone here is actually a girl. They just want to be.
>>26026898
It means everyone must love you. Post it again, so i can grope you with my eyes
>>26024442
Did haku just make every 12-16 year old boy gay? Did Zabuza hit that?
>>26026858
>implying
>not taking the only easy mode you have
>>26026898
Post cute face now please.
>>26021171
reporting in. don't know how to name it yet, feel more like a woman than a man. there is a part of me that very much isn't complete
see you all in /mtfg/ in a couple years <3
>>26026965
>implying people won't make you show your face before getting involved with you in anyway
>skinny ass wrists
>feminine waist and legs
>broad ass shoulders
>6'1"
>tfw too feminine to be a man but too manly to be a convincing trap
>>26026940
>Did haku just make every 12-16 year old boy gay?
>gay
no
>want to be the pure qt opposite of chad
yes
>Did Zabuza hit that
as a selflessly dedicated medical ninja, I'm sure he kept him optimally satisfied in top condition at all times
>>26027038
>making assumptions
just hang out with qt's at night then. That's never happened to me though
Tbh I don't know if I'm Trans
Sure I'd like to be a girl and would choose to be one over a guy every time, but I'm not passionate about it
I don't get depressed over it even if I have body dysmorphia
With the above I doubt I'll ever have gender dysphoria so it probably wouldn't be worth it anyways. Besides, there's no way in hell I would pass.
Im actually really into models in photography
I wanted to be one too so i can look nice in photographs
Impossible. Im built like a wall. So i decided to leave it at that and go for the pissed off creative type look
>>26027117
How am I supposed to get random qt's to hang out with me at night?
>>26027059
>not being a tall tsundere
smhtbqfh-despai
>>26026898
>Posted my face in cosplay suggestion thread once
>Everyone thinks I'm a girl amd suggests really feminine characters, saying I look like a doll
>I'm not even a trap
Stupid eyelashes and button nose.
The entire point of this discussion seems to be that women have better lives and inherently less variance when it comes to appearance and traits, so being an average man is significantly worse than being an average girl that can put 30 minutes into looking exceptional for a single night and trapping a rich successful person for a lifetime.
Not only are women rewarded by behaving deceptive, they have a much higher floor when it comes to how much society will allow them to fail. It's not just easy mode, the biggest risk you can take is fucking too many people without keeping them as a provider. However, the downside is a much shorter window to utilize those traits. At least until the 21st century where you are more likely to attend college and much more easily employable in a service based economy with a massive number of positions reliant on image and feelings customers have about your product as deception is also cheaper than quality.
Basically the world is a facsimile of a world gliding on the vestiges of a one great time. Once the reserves are empty we will return to a culture where women are property and men are machines that produce.
>>26027179
how spoonfed do you need to be?
go to places where girls are attracted to long haired guys
>concerts
>raves
>conventions
>salons (hidden bonus)
etc
>>26027264
I've been to concerts before and I do have longer hair. Girls still want nothing to do with you if you're not hot.
>>26027236
Post picture you slutty, button nosed human doll.
>>26026314
What age did you start? Mega jealous.
>>26027250
it makes me hate women even more.
>>26027455
I am not slutty. I wanted to cosplay to make friends.
>>26027540
>jealous
Anon, we're about a year away from ubiquitous fully immersive virtual reality as the new medium through which we all conduct most of our daily tasks. Real trannies are going to be hella disappointed once we all get easy access to becoming the little girl through the world becoming one giant computer simulation.
>>26027610
Doesn't help when you look in the mirror though.
>>26027540
17. Not that early, but I was a late bloomer. Had the height, but hadn't broadened out to fit it yet.
>>26027284
get better hair and do more special snowflake aesthetics to distract from ALL flaws (unless your are noticeably overweight, can't do much)
if above fails, it's your personality. Drink a pint of 150 proof alcohol 30 mins before social interaction and lubricate as needed
still not working? go to a rave and take .5 of legit MDMA. It will unleash every single entire good fiber of your being/personality. Literally point yourself at qt of your choice and form glowing insta-connection as fast as your tongue will let youtouchy feely as well
Still failing? You're either retarded or don't speak the native language. Consider speech classes.
>>26027626
You'll be able to look in the mirror and see an anime girl because everything will be in VR. You'll live in VR and maybe only spend time in the non-VR world when checking out alternative VR rigs. It'll be like how much time we spend on the internet, only even more extreme than that since it'll actually overtake our physical reality.
I just want to be a girl, I don't want to be a trans.
I want to go back 20 years and 9 months and change my Y to an X.
>>26027718
>tfw you lost the only coin flip that mattered in life
>>26027718
But unless you found a way to retain all your memories you'd essentially die and add another ungrateful cunt to the world.
>>>/mtfg/
Closet fags and just plain fags everywhere.
>>26021171
I haven't seen the original version of this image (/b/, kill yourself lol) for years.
>>26027733
>she gets to hair flip
>you lost the coin flip
I have two X chromosomes, XXY
I couldn't be an actual man if I tried, my body looks bizarre and inherently unattractive to females
I'm already sterile
remind me again why I should be a tranny
>>26027648
I'm not fat. I'm a skinny skater fag.I think you underestimate how much potential is destroyed when you're ugly. A friend managed to drag me to a party once and even the drunk fat chicks didn't want to be near me.
>>26027822
You mean why you *shouldn't* be? Because you already made the case for why you should be.
>>26027854
yeah that's what I meant to post
>>26027833
Then improve all your shit and follow the steps
>>26027833
other skaterfag here
If you are white, you're literally failing dude
>>26027878
The only step I haven't tried is the mdma and I highly doubt that's going to make a difference. I will just leave me in a situation where I'll likely get fucked over.
>>26027921
Of course I'm failing, that's why I'm here.
If you could, would you switch places with a 4/10 shit skin girl?
Would you want to be the girl that badly?
>>26027976
A sissy white male is more of a girl than a black girl desu.
>>26028020
I didn't mean black, or else I'd say nigress.
>>26027718
It's not like trans people want to be trans. It's a lot like having to jump across a ravine. Sure, it'd be real swell if you were already on the other side, but you're on this side and the horde of bees moving in at alarming speed isn't getting any further away.
You have a solid shot of making that jump, and you have a solid chance at passing.
>>26021171
I want to be a beautiful biological female that can get pregnant and have babbies. Not a tranny fag.
I want to be a victim of TG and feel what it likes turning into an insanely girly woman.
That's just a sexual fantasy though, I'm quite happy being a man aside from the hole being ugly thing.
>>26028227
>and you have a solid chance at passing
I'm 6'3".
>>26021171
Yeah. I'm trying to lose some weight so I can look cuter in girls' clothes.
>>26021171
I wanted to be a girl since I was little.
I always wanted to be the mommy.
I wanted to wear girl's clothes
I got screamed at when I did anything girly.
Found out transition was a thing at 15
Dysphoria basically ruined my life.
So many suicide attempts.
I live two lives one who's a girl and the real me,
And one who's a sort of mask persona and a super alpha male.
Decided to transition at 25
Took two years to get meds.
Now ive been on hrt for a year.
Look like done pretty andro boy thing.
Could be worse I guess
I'm a girl and I want to be a boy. I wish we could trade.
>>26027264
>attracted to long haired guys
They're not unless you're also very attractive then it literally doesn't matter what you do with it
>>26029777
>very attractive
If you frame the best parts of your face and aren't overweight it won't even matter
Unless you have shitty hair, clothes, personality, etc
>>26029156
Why do you want to be a boy? Are you masculine?
Don't wanna be a girl. Just wanna look like one occasionally.
>>26021171
Why would you ever want to be born a woman
>Have to carry the child for 9 months
>Periods
>All sorts of vagina problems
>Pap Smears
>Physically inferior
>Shit at sports
>Lose most value at 30
>Have to be friends with other women
>Dudes are only your friend because they want to fuck you
>Have to apply makeup to not look hideous as its the standard for most women
The only plus side is you have freedom to fuck lots of guys and the ability to skip the line at clubs (provided you're hot)
Seems like absolute hell to me
>>26030247
>absolute hell
this isn't reddit retard, go bring you views back to where you came from
>>26030328
Stop blaming them you are the problem.
>>26027602
pls pics SENPAI!!!
>>26030247
I get to be myself.
That's it really.
I just want to be myself and not feel like some forced crossdressing slave all day long pretending to be someone im not.
Let me put you in a fucking dress and dragqueen you around like a freak and you can feel how I feel being forced to dress like a guy when Im a woman.
>>26025879
play up the heroin chic aesthetic
>>26026079
>You'd have sex between 1 and 7 times for the rest of your life
Better than 0
>>26030774
>0
lol, don't exaggerate, anon, just because you haven't had a lot of sex doesn't mean you NEVER have sex.
This entire thread is the result of women trying to raise their son by themselves, fuck this gay earth.
>>26030792
There's a lot of anons here, myself included, that never have sex.
>>26027648
.5g is way too much, .25 more like.
>>26030792
adn here I thought normies invading this board is just a meme
>>26030824
does he look like a bitch?
>>26030247
Would never have kids cause actually have proper birth control unlike men
stick something in me for a week, nbd unless I'm broken
Only if you have shitty genetics
What is health insurance
pffffff-HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS WHAT PATHETIC SELF VICTIMIZING WOMEN BELIEVE
you are shit at sports
don't eat like shit and wear toxic makeup then
I'm cool with that as long as there is playful fondling involved
implying this doesn't give me power
having higher standards than men
Literally go fuck yourself
>>26030804
Joke's on you faggot.
Neither of my parents have ever loved me.
>>26030792
I'm the oldest poster here at 46 and am KHV no sex
Please go back to redtumblshit and check your privilege you stupid whore
>>26030964
You need a man to teach you how to be one, the point is if you don't have a dad growing up you're probably gonna end up a sissy.
>>26031039
>implying I don't like being sissy
>implying being a snowflake qt doesn't grant me access to women a typical manly man will never be able to entice
There are way too many perks to this shit. Especially when your image is idolized by every teenage girl about to hop off the b& train.
>>26031126
>tfw sissy but not cute
The worst of both worlds. I get no benefits what so ever.
>>26031039
No. I actually did the opposite and became like super masculine because I thought of my father as a pathetic faggot who was never a real man who cared and took care of his children. I thought all the self hatred and whatever feelings were feelings all men had and I thought my father was just weaker than I was. I actually got extremely homophobic because I thought it was a sign of weakness. It just made me feel worse and worse until I was like super violent and extremely suicidal and self-destructive. I was down to eating like 400 calories a day because eating was for weak people who couldnt control themselves. Id stay up for days at a time and drink like 10 shots a day and was constantly drunk or high. I broke my hand twice from punching brick walls. Then I stopped caring about calories and would just slam mountain dew and expresso like I was Beavis doing slam poetry. I also used to fuck this marine's wife in the face and creampie her and send her home filled to her husband. I was pretty fucking crazy and Im surprised im not dead. Now on E im totally the opposite and just want to like netflix and chill.
>being a sissy
Honestly I feel and I know its corny as fuck but I feel like tom girly and all of my role models have always been like the bad ass chick.
Sure im extremely submissive but it has to be earned and I have to respect you and its easy to lose my respect and not many people ever earn it.
>>26030016
yes. i dress like a guy and I like girls. There's literally no benefit to me being female.
>>26021171
>who wan't to be /inferior/ here?
>>26031636
>/intherightbody/
>>26031787
oh god it even syncs up on the body movement rotations
